Chapter 1733 The Excited Emperor Jiajing
The smell of incense candles in Xiyuan is strong, a cloud of smoke fills the air, and Taoist vocal music rises and falls. This is because a fasting ceremony is being held in Xiyuan.
At this time, the fasting festival has ended.
On the high altar, Emperor Jiajing was wearing a wide-sleeved Taoist robe with a wide open collar. He was walking back and forth on the altar with his sleeves swinging, holding a memorial in his hand, walking like a dragon and a tiger, While laughing.
It is already the twelfth lunar month of winter, and there was a light snowfall in the morning. Huang Jin, who was waiting closely for Emperor Jiajing, was not only wearing a cotton coat, but also a fox fur cloak, which he kept curling up from time to time. Putting on the cloak.
However, Emperor Jiajing only wore such a thin Taoist robe with the collar open, but he did not feel cold at all.
The long sleeves are elegant, as if walking in the wind in the dog days of summer.
This is not because Emperor Jiajing was successful in cultivating Taoism and was immune to water and fire, and was not afraid of the cold. It was because he had just taken a pill rich in heavy metals, which caused severe endocrine disorders. It was just like taking the wrong medicine. Same as stomach burning.
However, Emperor Jiajing didn't think so. Every time at this time, he felt that there was fire in his Dantian, his performance was like a god, and his Taoism was improving.
A cold wind blew by, scattering snow on the branches. Huang Jin couldn't help but tighten his fox fur again.
"Hahaha, Huang Ban, look at you like that, I will reward you with a pill, and you won't be cold anymore." Emperor Jiajing couldn't help laughing when he saw Huang Jin's trembling appearance, and took it out of his arms with a smile A jade box engraved with auspicious dragons and phoenixes was opened and a yellow-orange elixir was taken out and tossed to Huang Jin.
"Thank you, Lord Zhen, for your reward."
Huang Jin, who was good at martial arts, hurriedly caught the elixir, knelt down excitedly to thank Emperor Jiajing, and then put the elixir into his mouth without hesitation. .
Gudong.
My Adam's apple surged and the pill fell into my stomach.
Although Huang Jin doesn't believe in cultivating Taoism to become an immortal, he doesn't even believe in elixirs. How many emperors in history have swallowed elixirs and not only did they not become immortals, but they went west early. There is a saying in their hometown that is, ten medicines and nine poisons. Don’t you see, Mr. Yange is favored by the Holy One. The Holy One often rewards Mr. Yange with elixirs. In fact, in addition to showing his closeness and rewards, he also has the intention of letting Mr. Yange test the medicine. Every time he prepares a new elixir, The saints all rewarded Mr. Yan Ge. After taking a course of treatment, Mr. Yan Ge would report his feelings about taking the medicine to Emperor Jiajing. Once, after taking the newly prepared Longhu Tiandan for a course of treatment, Yange’s old man had all his hemorrhoids and had two bowls of blood in his stool
Having said that, the elixir given by Emperor Jiajing, Huang Jin Still dare not refuse, and even pretend to be excited.
He also swallowed the pills that Emperor Jiajing rewarded him honestly and did not dare to cheat at all.
Emperor Jiajing is an extremely smart person. If you pretend to swallow in front of him, nine times out of ten, you will be seen through. If you are seen through, it will be over. You don’t believe in elixirs. He still doesn't believe in cultivating Taoism and becoming an immortal, or... no matter what kind of consequences, he can't bear it.
It is precisely because he cannot bear the consequences of being discovered that even if he knows that there is something wrong with the pill, he still swallows it honestly and happily every time.
Sure enough, after swallowing, he felt like a fire in his intestines and stomach, which was even more powerful than the last pill. He would definitely suffer tonight
"Thank you, Master, for giving me the medicine. I feel like my whole body is burning, and I don't feel any pain at all." "It's cold."
Huang Jin knelt down with excitement and thanked him. He casually pulled off his fox fur cloak and threw it aside. He also untied his cotton-padded clothes and followed Emperor Jiajing's example, half-opening his clothes. A pregnant woman, looking very hot.
"Hahahaha...Huang Ban, Huang Ban, your acting skills are too poor. Although the elixir will be effective as soon as it enters the abdomen, to achieve the effect of igniting the elixir fire and causing the heat to flow out, at least It takes three weeks of practice to achieve it."
Emperor Jiajing smiled and kicked Huang Jin's ass, and cursed with a smile, not blaming him, but showing intimacy.
Feng Bao, who was in the corner of the altar, looked at Huang Jin with envy. When would the Za family be able to be favored by a saint like Eunuch Huang?
It's a pity that there are eunuchs such as Huang Jin and Qin Fu above me. They occupy important positions such as Si Lijian, Dongchang, and Xichang, and they all stand firm. With his ordinary skills and abilities, his room for advancement has been blocked. If he wants to take another step forward, it will be as difficult as climbing to the sky.
In addition, there are insidious and cunning people such as Chen Hong and Meng Chong watching covetously, watching every move of his, waiting for him to make a mistake. Let alone his promotion, he can maintain his current position. None of it is easy.
Thanks to Mr. Xiao Zhu’s advice, I was able to get along well among the masters in the harem. Not only did I not offend each master, I also became a celebrity among them.
Now that I have a firm foothold, I can still have the opportunity to show up in front of the Holy Master, and I have expectations for the future.
Just wait, maybe there will be an opportunity for me, Feng Bao, to step in and cap the game in the future.
It would be great if the Zajia were as smart and good-hearted as Mr. Xiao Zhu. If Mr. Xiao Zhu had three levels of ability, it would be enough for me to reach the pinnacle of eunuchs.
Oh, by the way, Mr. Xiao Zhu is so smart and good, it must be because he reads more.
The Zajia family should study more seriously.
When you meet Mr. Xiao Zhu next time, you should ask Mr. Xiao Zhu for advice and ask him to recommend a reading list.
"Get up." Emperor Jiajing was in a good mood. After laughing and scolding Huang Jin, he asked Huang Jin to stand up, handed him the memorial in his hand, and said casually, "Huang Ban, read it to me."
"Old slave, I obey." Huang Jin took the memorial with both hands respectfully, unfolded it and read it in a rhythm.
Feng Bao, in the corner of the altar, lowered his head and listened carefully to Huang Jin's reading.
Sacrifice to the sea.
This is a tribute to the sea. Some time ago, Mr. Zhao Wenhua was ordered to offer sacrifices to the sea. This is the result.
Listening, listening, he heard the words "Zhu Pingan", so Feng Bao's ears pricked up even higher.
Then I couldn't help but widen my eyes. I have made a meritorious service. Mr. Xiao Zhu has made a meritorious service again. There are a total of two hundred and ninety Japanese pirate heads. Mr. Xiao Zhu is really powerful. He is capable of both literary and military skills. He is truly unparalleled. What a great talent.
It is really an honor for me to have such a friend. The Za family must maintain a good relationship with Mr. Xiao Zhu.
“Listen, listen, the sacrifice to the sea was completed during the day, and such a great achievement was achieved at night. Five hundred and sixty-six heads of Japanese pirates were captured, and more than five hundred Japanese pirates were forced to jump into the sea to escape. As a result, At that time, the waves were so strong that more than 500 Japanese pirates were swept to the bottom of the sea to feed the fish, and no bones were left. . Hahaha, isn’t this the sacrifice to the sea fulfilled? What is the response from the Poseidon and the Dragon King? Maybe with the help of the sea monster, I can escape with my life!"
"Hmph, let's see what those ministers who overtly and covertly criticized me for sacrificing the sea, wasting money, wasting money, and wasting money!"
"Sacrificing the sea, sacrificing the sea, am I doing it for myself?! I am It’s all for the sake of our country and the people!”
“Zhao Wenhua did a good job and was able to use his body as bait. Well, Zhu Xiaozi was also good. Apart from Zhao Wenhua, he He was second in credit, not to mention the more than 500 Japanese pirates who were buried in the sea. He had more than half of the heads of the Japanese pirates captured. Haha, I didn’t expect that such a fat boy with a simple and honest nature could be very fierce in a fight. , Not bad, not bad..."
Emperor Jiajing walked back and forth with his big sleeves fluttering, while excitedly venting his long-squeezed emotions, just like a chatterbox. (End of this chapter)