Chapter 1734: Ingenuity
On the streets of Suzhou, lights were decorated, gongs and drums roared, and countless people happily chased the two cars in front and threw rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves.
On the carriage were piled the corpses of Japanese pirates dressed in black, short in stature, with moon-shaped heads, and fierce looks.
This is a standard Shinwa, and you will know you are not mistaken just by looking at it.
You are so fierce while you are alive, how dare you be so fierce in death? !
The common people have been suffering from the Japanese pirates for a long time. The Japanese pirates have been raging in the south of the Yangtze River for so many years. Almost every common people has seven aunts, eight aunts, or relatives who have been killed and harmed by the Japanese pirates. How long will it take if we don't take revenge now?
So, rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves were thrown onto the cars like rain. The common people had not practiced and were not very accurate. The soldiers driving the cars were inevitably affected and had several rotten eggs hanging on their bodies. and rotten vegetable leaves.
"Young and old men, aunts and ladies, please be careful when throwing things. I am one of my own, not a Japanese pirate." The soldier driving the truck couldn't help but complain to the people who were throwing things around.
"Hahaha, I'm sorry, brother, we are so excited." People laughed.
"Brother, you have finished your parade today. Come to our 'Xilaibu' cloth shop. Our cloth shop will give each of you a piece of fine cotton for free, which is enough for you to make four sets of clothes. Don't worry. , don’t worry about me breaking my promise. Integrity is what matters in business. Besides, the neighbors are here, so I keep my word.”
A man who looked like a shopkeeper threw a bunch of rotten vegetables into the carriage and made a promise to the soldiers driving the carriage.
The people around him were clamoring to testify for them. If shopkeeper Wang wanted to break his promise, they would make it impossible for him to continue doing business.
"Thank you, shopkeeper Wang, and thank you all."
When the soldiers driving the carriage heard that they could receive a piece of cloth after the end, they happily clasped their fists and thanked them, no longer complaining.
“You know, at least more than a thousand Japanese pirates died this time, more than 500 Japanese pirates died on Lushan Mountain, and more than 500 Japanese pirates died on the seabed feeding fish. In addition to pulling two cars to parade in our Suzhou, There are also several cities where Japanese pirate corpses are being paraded through the streets.”
"What's more than one thousand? It's more than two thousand. Also, did you know that the Zhejiang Army stationed in Suzhou is the main contributor this time? More than half of the Japanese pirates who died on land were killed by the Zhejiang Army." Yes, I heard that everyone in the Zhejiang army can use palm thunder."
"What kind of palm thunder? That's a fire gun. Have you never seen the powerful general's artillery at the gate of our city? It is said that everyone in the Zhejiang Army has a fire gun. They are all marksmen and can shoot wherever they point. , especially Mr. Zhu, the commander-in-chief of the Zhejiang Army, I heard that one shot can kill two birds flying in the sky."
"It's so powerful, no wonder it can kill so many Japanese pirates. Now that Japanese pirates are raging, with such a capable army stationed outside Suzhou City, I can finally feel more at ease."
" In the past, the Zhejiang Army camp was very noisy. I thought they were noisy, and my mother-in-law also I made a scene at someone's door once, and now I really regret it. I won't say anything anymore. I will go home and teach my mother-in-law a lesson, and then send a sheep to the Zhejiang Army camp to express my feelings."
"And me, I. Let’s go together. I’ll buy half a fan of pork and send it over with you.”
"I'll go too. Although my family's conditions are poorer, my mother-in-law's meat buns are excellent. I bought ten kilograms of pork and asked my mother-in-law to make several large pots of meat buns. After they were cooked, they were sent to the Zhejiang Army so that they could also make them. Try my mother-in-law’s craftsmanship.”
The onlookers threw rotten vegetables and rotten eggs at the corpse of the Japanese pirate in the car, while they started talking to each other one by one.
While talking, many people spontaneously and spontaneously went to the Zhejiang Army camp to offer condolences and rewards.
For a time, there was an endless stream of ordinary people coming to reward the troops at the gate of the Zhejiang Army camp. Even the soldiers on the river bank defense wall and bridge outside the camp who were regularly on guard were given fruits, pastries and cooked food. Surrounded.
In the common people’s own When I was going to the military camp to reward the troops, three beggars in ragged clothes and disheveled hair came to the outside of Suzhou City with sticks. They looked at the prosperous ten-mile Suzhou Outer City. They raised their hands tremblingly and pointed. Laughing and crying at the same time, the whole person was extremely emotional.
"Here, here, we finally arrived in Suzhou. This journey was really difficult. But it's great when we arrive in Suzhou. We have everything. This Suzhou city is so prosperous, much more prosperous than Yingtian. My nephew is in charge of this city. , which shows how much he has the trust of the Holy Emperor and the Governor. This is a "Fat poor man."
A beggar in the middle of the three, about forty or fifty years old, stretched out his hand to brush his oily hair, straightened his dirty robe, raised his head, and straightened his head. He straightened his waist, tried his best to look like a man of letters, and sighed with excitement.
However, when a beggar made such an action, not only did he not have the style of a scribe, but he looked very ridiculous.
An old dog bared its teeth and came over. The beggar waved his stick and scolded him before driving him away. He used the stick skillfully and tightly.
“Alas, Brother Zhu, if we had gone directly to visit our nephew when we arrived in Yingtian instead of going to Liuxiang Tower to rest, why would we have ended up like this?”
The beggar on the left frowned, sighed and complained after hearing the sigh of the beggar in the middle.
"Yes, otherwise there wouldn't have been so many troubles in vain that we are in such a mess today."
The beggar on the right couldn't help but complain too, thinking of what happened to Ying Tian That incident made me cover my face and sigh.
"Ahem, didn't I feel that the journey was dusty and my appearance was not dignified enough, so I went directly to visit, fearing that others would look down on us, which would bring shame on my nephew's face, so I thought of leaving the fragrance. I took a shower and changed clothes, rested for a day, and went to visit my nephew in high spirits."
The beggar in the middle couldn't help but blush, but fortunately he couldn't see the dirt on his face. He coughed and forced Wan Zundao.
"You don't have to go to Liuxiang Tower to take a bath, change clothes, and rest." The beggar on the left still frowned and complained.
"That's right, where is Liuxiang Tower, Yingying Yanyan's Ecstasy, an ordinary restaurant where you can bathe and change clothes."
The beggar on the right also complained together.
“Ahem, I was thinking that we old men are clumsy, but the girls in Liuxiang Building are clever and clever. We can bathe and change clothes in Liuxiang Building, and we can also let the girls fix our hair and other things.”< br>
Although the beggar in the middle is blushing, his excuses to save his respect are readily available and effortless.
"I've had my hair done on the bed. Is it the top hair style or the bottom hair style?!"
The beggar on the left mercilessly exposed the lies of the beggar in the middle, and he has long been intolerable. .
"Forget it about the girl from Liuxianglou, why do we still want to find a married woman and put us in this situation."
The beggar on the right also asked questions.
“Cough cough cough cough.”
The old beggar in the middle had a blushing face and was coughing to cover it up. (End of this chapter)