Chapter 779: Xuandu’s meeting gift—giving you good luck! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
"Hey, I can't fly anymore, it's so amazing!"
When he first arrived in the real world, Archmage Xuandu jumped up and down like a curious baby. His body did not fly directly through the ceiling of the warehouse, and he did not make a big hole ten feet deep after landing. He was downgraded from a quasi-sage. For the most ordinary mortals.
In the past, Xuandu also tried to seal off the five senses of divine power and become an ordinary person, but the strength of his physical body was there. Even if he did nothing, he was still much stronger than an ordinary person.
Now that he could finally be the purest mortal, he found it very fun and even pinched himself a few times, feeling the long-lost pain.
While he was enjoying himself, memories of the original novel came to his mind.
Although Xuandu has a high status, he is the soy sauce among the soy sauces in "The Romance of the Gods", with only a few appearances and even fewer lines.
In just an instant, he had read all the original memories.
Zi Shou asked with some confusion:
"Archmage, have you finished reading now? I heard that they will have a headache when they read the memory."
Xuandu smiled and said:
"This bit of content is just water to my brain."
Not only is he the first human race, he is also a quasi-sage who has inherited most of the legacy of Saint Taiqing. The little content of the original memory is like scratching an itch for Xuandu.
"Others use DDR1 128M single-channel memory, which is slow to read and the system freezes; I use DDR5 128G four-channel memory, and the speed is so fast that it is not an order of magnitude at all."
Xuandu blew his bangs coquettishly and used a computer memory card as an example to show off his differences.
In order to be inconspicuous, Zi Shou specifically asked his empress to lower his height. He dropped from 2.4 meters to 2.2 meters, which was about the same as Lu Bu. He was no longer visually intimidating.
However, the average height of this group of people is still amazing. Yuwen Chengdu and Guan Yu are both nine feet tall, over 2.1 meters tall, Lu Bu and Zishou are over 2.2 meters tall, and the rest are Qin Qiong, Li Jing, Zhang Fei, Shan Xiongxin, Gongsun Sheng, Xie Yingdeng and others are all over eight feet tall, nearly 1.9 meters tall.
If this group of people forms a team, it shouldn't be a big problem to challenge a professional basketball team, and they can even take turns to experience the joy of smashing backboards.
Xuandu looked around and saw the electric tricycle wrapped in yellow silk cloth driven by Li Shimin. He was about to count his fingers to see which ronin drove it, and then he realized that the divine power had completely disappeared:
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“In the past, I had to rehearse everything in advance and know what was going to happen in the future. Now that I don’t have this ability, I’m really uncomfortable.”
When you come to the real world, every step you take is new and unknown.
Ordinary people don't feel anything, but for immortal cultivators, they have an extraordinary experience.
At this moment, Xuandu also understood why Yunxiao's practice would improve step by step after becoming an administrator. The reason was this completely mortal experience.
Although you can be reincarnated and practice in the world in the book, you are not a mortal after all, so many things can be taken for granted.
Moreover, even if you are reincarnated to practice, it is usually just to solidify your roots. All arrangements have been made before reincarnation, and there has never been such an unknown experience.
Now in the real world, he has completely integrated into the mortal world, which is of great benefit to the cultivation of innate beings.
Xuandu patted the rice piled next to him and said with a smile:
"My brother, this is a good place. I must come here often."
Zishou checked the WeChat message and said:
"They are all in the B&B courtyard, let's go too."
Xuandu held a travel bag he had brought with him and Chongzi asked:
"Where is my brother? Where is he?"
"I was at the wedding rehearsal just now, and now I'm driving here in the car. I'll be there in twenty minutes at most."
Xuandu did not go out immediately, but first looked at the materials in various piles in the warehouse. He was very curious about everything here. As he watched, the air in the middle of the warehouse fluctuated, and Xuanzang drove an electric five It’s my turn to come to the real world.
As the only representative of the Journey to the West world, almost everyone asked Xuanzang to bring gifts, including a wedding gift for Wu Song and a New Year's Eve gift for Li Yu.
Xuandu saw Xuanzang and asked him:
"Did Aunt Houtu ask you to bring a gift?"
Xuanzang nodded:
"I brought a small bag of dates and asked me to tell the Great Master, don't be so greedy for the world that you forget your way home."
Xuandu chuckled:
"Auntie, you are worrying too much. I am here to visit relatives this time, meet the brother I miss so much, and experience the joy of eating a big banquet in the world."
He plucked at the gift on the electric fifth wheel and said:
"If this were to be converted into money, Wu Erlang would probably become one of the few rich men. What is that wealth list? He would definitely be at the top."
Xuanzang often communicated with people in the real world and added:
"It's called the Hurun Fortune List, but people in the real world call this list the Pig Killing List. It is said that those who top the list will not end well."
Xuandu smiled and said:
"That means they were not righteous from the beginning, so when they climbed to a high place, they suffered backlash. This is the same as taking the wrong path during the foundation building stage. It may seem insignificant, but in fact, the higher they rise, the greater the hidden danger, until it explodes in the end. ”
Most of the gifts in Journey to the West are Chinese herbal medicines, and there are also relatively novel gold and silver porcelains. They are as ordinary as possible, but when you get them here, they are still extraordinary.
Xuanzang pushed the electric fifth wheel into the corner, plugged in the charger with familiarity, and left the warehouse with Xuandu, entering the B&B from the backyard.
“This is really a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters, a great place!”
The more Xuandu saw it, the more he liked it. He even wanted to talk to his good brother and became the administrator.
The Three Kingdoms World can now set up three administrators, and the Conferred God World should also be able to do so. As a Taoist eldest brother, we have to help the junior brothers and sisters explore the way. Who else would do this kind of hard work and suffering?
As soon as Xuandu walked into the courtyard, Guo Jia quickly brought the teapot to pour tea. Zhuge Liang, Liu Xieyue, Fei Li, and several other friends also saluted and called the master uncle "Hello".
Xuandu laughed:
"You guys are nice and polite. Let me give you a piece of luck each. It can be regarded as the fate between us."
Several little friends looked at each other, somewhat confused about the uncle's temperament.
Everyone is already engaged, and Yue Fei is even married. You want to send someone lucky in front of everyone's significant other. This... even if you want to agree in your heart, you have to refuse it in your mouth.
Li Shimin had many clever ideas and asked in a roundabout way:
"Uncle, will your peach blossom help us conquer the world and conquer the Central Plains? If it does, then we will inherit this gift. If it does not help, then we will all have love in our hearts."
When he said the last sentence, he winked and tried to establish some kind of tacit understanding with the great uncle, but Li Fengyang caught him and gave His Majesty the Khan a blow to his head:
"Little brother, if you dare to feel sorry for Wu Gu, don't blame me for being ruthless."
Li Shimin rubbed his head and said in a flattering manner:
"I just want to talk to my uncle about the magical effects of peach blossoms. Sister, do you want to come too? You are so old and you should make an engagement... Li Fengyang, can you save some face for me in front of outsiders? After all, I am the emperor of China.”
He ran as he spoke, while Li Fengyang chased after him and chopped with a wooden knife that was used as an ornament in the yard.
Li Shimin was helpless and finally ran to Shan Xiongxin:
"Brother Shan, I heard that you take in the world's heroes. Will you take in me, a heroic young man?"
Shan Xiongxin did not expect that the siblings would entangle him again, and said speechlessly:
"You should finish nine years of compulsory education first."
Li Shimin once again asked Mu Guiying for help:
"Third Mistress, help me!"
This time he found the right person. Mu Guiying immediately snatched the wooden knife from Li Fengyang's hand and became the embodiment of justice.
While the Li siblings were fighting, Lu Bu was sitting in the pavilion, opened the cloth bag that Zhang Fei threw at him, and took out a piece of silk cloth with a warm and sincere letter of thanks.
Inside the letter were a phoenix-tail hairpin, a gemstone necklace, and several pure gold-headed flowers from the Song Dynasty made by famous craftsmen.
Lu Bu was a little surprised:
"San'er, I'm very pleased that you wrote to thank me, but what do these hairpins and hair flowers mean? Do you really want me to dress up as a little fairy?"
Zhao Fujin said:
"Last time, Marquis Wen led the army to save lives. My husband has always been thinking about it. In addition, he insists on practicing calligraphy every day and wants to show off his calligraphy, so I plan to write you a thank you letter. The jewelry is from me to Mrs. Sister-in-law and Lingqi. ...Marquis Wen saved my husband’s life, and I am grateful with a small gift. This is what I should do, and I hope Marquis Wen will not dislike it.”
Lu Bu originally thought that Zhang Fei was imitating Zhuge Liang and mocking him by giving Sima Yi women's clothing. Unexpectedly, it was a gift prepared by his younger siblings for his wife and daughter, so he immediately solemnly saluted with fists clasped:
"Thank you, sister-in-law!"
He handed the jewelry to Yan. As for Zhang Fei's thank-you letter filled with countless words, he planned to frame it and hang it at home.
Zhang Fei is still arrogant right now:
"I just practice calligraphy casually. If you don't like it, just throw it away. Anyway, I don't care." Lu Bu stood up and sat next to him, bumping Zhang Fei with his shoulder:
"You said you didn't learn anything well. You had to learn to be arrogant. How did I educate you when you were a child?"
Zhang Fei was about to say a few words of emotion, but when he heard these words, he broke his guard again:
"Da Ma Monkey, can you be a human being?"
After Lu Bu flirted with Zhang Fei, he nuzzled Lao Guan again:
"I think back to when I, Brother Qin, Brother Shan, and Erlang Wu came here to pay homage to Laoguan. Now that I'm back, does Laoguan feel like the world has changed forever?"
Guan Yu stroked his beard and said:
"I felt like I had nothing to do at the time. Looking back now, that period should have been the most comfortable time in Guan's life."
There were no wars, no competitions, no endless refugees or defeated armies. Three full meals a day, and you could read and study afterward. It was so comfortable.
Just as I was sighing, the whistle of the bus sounded outside.
Li Yu led Zhao Qian and Wu Dalang into the door of the B&B. When he saw that the courtyard was full of ancient people wearing Hanfu, he quickly asked Zhao Dahu to hide aside, then took out his mobile phone and took a photo.
Just as everyone was about to salute Li Yu, Zhang Ping walked in carrying the Hermès bag given by Zhou Ruotong. When she saw Sun Facai, her eyes suddenly turned red:
"Eldest nephew, I finally see you again. Where is my grandson? Let me hug him."
Sun Facai's family and Li Yu's family were family friends. After Sun Facai's parents died, Zhang Ping regarded Sun Facai as her own child. When he disappeared last time, she asked someone to search for him. She thought she would never see the child again, but she didn't. Thinking that not only was he doing well in the world of the Three Kingdoms, he even started a family, married a wife and had children.
Sun Facai brought Sun Mao over:
"Xiao Mao'er, call me grandma."
Zhang Ping first stuffed a substantial red envelope into the child's arms, then held Xiao Mao'er in her arms and kissed her tender little face:
"This kid really likes people."
Cai Yan came over and saluted:
"I met Aunt Zhang, and Fa Cai said that he used to go to your house to get food, and now he's still craving for that bite."
Zhang Ping took out a red envelope and stuffed it into her hand:
"The wealthy parents are no longer here. As an elder, I will give you a greeting gift for his parents. Don't take it too little."
"No less, no less, thank you Aunt Zhang."
After Cai Yan got the red envelope, Li Shimin and his friends also brought their family members to salute and call grandma. Everyone who called grandma received a big red envelope.
At the end of the post, Xuandu also came to join in the fun:
"Mom, I am your long-lost son."
Zhang Ping was so excited that she stuffed two red envelopes into his hands:
"Since you are a good son, you should get a double red envelope. Take it. Sister Wa told me at the scenic spot that if you don't obey in the past two days, I will beat you and scold you as I please."
Xuandu smiled with his face:
"If you are willing to beat me and scold me, you are treating me as one of your own. My mother...she didn't say anything else, right?"
When we get here, we no longer need to worry about the identity of the Taoist eldest brother, we can just call you mother.
Zhang Ping said:
"I've told you a lot, let us take you to see more of the world. Let's go, get in the car, dinner is about to start, let's go to the wedding venue and eat and chat."
When she handed out red envelopes, others saluted Li Yu, Zhou Ruotong and others.
After finishing, everyone came to the bus parked outside. Cai Yong looked at the huge thing and was so shocked that he was speechless:
"Are you dizzy while sitting here? Do you need to take motion sickness medicine?"
Liu Bei sat next to him and said:
"Don't panic, uncle. I checked the map just now. The place is quite close. You don't need to take motion sickness medicine. If you feel dizzy, sit in front. The further forward you are, the less likely you are to get motion sickness."
Xuandu, who was a mortal for the first time, heard the word motion sickness and was a little curious. He took the initiative to sit in the last row of the car, intending to experience the legendary motion sickness.
His attitude of leaning toward Hushan made Li Yu dumbfounded:
"Brother, aren't you afraid of getting car sick and vomiting?"
"That's great, I don't even know what it feels like to vomit... This time I came here just to experience the full range of mortal life. I'll try to see if I can get drunk tonight. If so, I can also feel the happiness of an alcoholic."
Li Yu: "..."
Feeling everything will only harm you.
Fortunately, Yinzhou is a small place without any messy bar culture or weird nightlife. Otherwise, Xuandu would have to experience everything, and maybe you would have to go to the hotel to find people.
When the car started and slowly went down the mountain, Li Yu asked Xuandu:
"How does it feel?"
"It's too slow. My escape technique usually takes one hundred thousand miles in the blink of an eye. At this speed, don't even think about motion sickness. Instead, you will easily become sleepy."
Saying he was sleepy, he didn't stay quiet for two minutes before he took out his phone and started taking selfies, planning to show off when he went back.
In front of Li Yu were Liu Bei and Mrs. Wu. At this moment, Xuande was whispering to his wife about scrap stations, gas stations, Shitou Village, Hanfu factories, scenic spots, etc. in the real world. They all talked about them.
Mrs. Wu asked enviously:
"People living here are very happy, right?"
"It's happier than the world in the book, but it's also more stressful. Happiness is all relative."
Next, everyone was like a group of country bumpkins who had never seen the world. They felt that everything outside was novel, especially when they entered the city and saw high-rise buildings, it was so shocking.
Cai Yong was a little nervous at first, but when he saw this scene, he forgot about motion sickness. He took out his mobile phone and kept taking pictures, planning to start a new round of reforms when he got back.
If you don’t come to the real world, you will never know how advanced systems can improve society and people’s livelihood.
Arriving at the Hanfu Hotel where the wedding was held, everyone got off the car, took a tour, said hello to Wu Song and his wife, and then started having dinner.
Everyone will not go back tonight, everyone will stay here, and those who can't accommodate will be arranged in a hot spring resort.
Wu Song was so happy that he toasted one by one. In the end, he was scolded by Zhang Ping, so he didn't dare to continue drinking. He couldn't delay tomorrow's wedding. After all, people from the three worlds were here. This would be messed up, but there would be several people. People in the world will make fun of him all his life.
During the rehearsal in the afternoon, Hao Zhenzhen's few unknown relatives wanted to make trouble during dinner, but when they saw Lu Bu and the others' huge heights, they all became mute.
Especially after the meal, Hao Zhenzhen had the clip of Wu Song planting the stone mound into the soil repeatedly played on the big screen. Not only did this shock the relatives, but even the waiters in the hotel were trembling when serving the food, for fear of being carried by Wu Song. Legs thrown out.
While preparations for the wedding were busy here, in the world of the Three Kingdoms, Song Xian traveled all the way through mountains and rivers, and finally made it through the swamp and arrived at Xiandu City.
Xiandu originally belonged to the vassal state of Liaodong, but because it was located in the eastern part of the quagmire, it has now been annexed by Gongsun Du, the prefect of Liaodong County.
After the news came that the vassal states in western Liaoning and eastern Liaoning were occupied by the imperial army, Gongsun Du began to train his troops, mobilized strong men, and prepared to wait for work beside the swamp.
Liaodong is the territory of his Gongsun family, and no one can take it away.
When Song Xian entered the city, he unfurled the prepared banners of the Han Dynasty. He and Qian Lixue were covered in mud, like beggars, but they held up the banners of the Han Dynasty envoys, attracting all the people in the city.
Everyone has lived in Liaodong for generations and has never seen the imperial envoy. Now that they heard that the envoy was coming, they all wanted to watch it.
But seeing Song Xian's embarrassed look, everyone was overjoyed.
Gongsun Du's son Gongsun Kang was even more contemptuous:
"Father, the big men have fallen to such a low level. Even if we give them wings, they are no more than a swamp. We don't need to guard this small and dangerous city, right?"
Gongsundu is more stable:
"I'll have a chat with this beggar first to find out what the imperial court is up to... If the big man is really close to his strength, we'll move the army away. I heard that Donglai County in Qingzhou doesn't have many soldiers and horses, let alone a strong general. We can cross the sea and attack him. , take down Donglai in one fell swoop!”
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