Chapter 778 Liu Guan and Zhang meet Zhuge Liang again! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
Zhang Fei was so angry that he was blowing his beard and staring. He was picked on by this guy every time. In the original plot, Lu Bu was scolded so much that he didn't dare to challenge him. The sense of superiority he felt could never be regained.
It’s really a slow step, a slow step!
Zhao Fujin smiled and pulled Zhang Fei's hand, and saluted Lu Bu:
"I am Zhao Fujin. I have met Marquis Wen. My husband always talks about you. When I come here this time, I have specially prepared a gift for Marquis Wen. I ask Marquis Wen not to dislike you."
Lu Bu took off his mask and bumped Zhang Fei with his shoulder:
"Did you choke on all the curse words?"
"Go away, I don't want to deal with you!"
The less Zhang Fei wants to talk, the more excited Lu Bu becomes:
"You just said you won't kill me, right? You've said it so many times. Why don't we make a sign while there are many people at this moment?"
Zhang Fei glared at this guy, then took out a cloth bag from the carriage and threw it into Lu Bu's arms:
"I'll smash you to death, you little turtle grandson!"
After smashing it, he discovered that Yan and Lu Lingqi were covering their mouths and looking at him with smiles. Zhang Fei quickly changed his smiling face:
"Hello sister-in-law, hello girl Lingqi, please take good care of Lao Lu. This mouth is really too much to clean up. Maybe someone will slap him one day. I am often so worried that I can't sleep, for fear that he will cause some trouble."< br>
Just as he was about to say something to take advantage, he realized that Lu Bu had put the mask on his face again at some point.
Guan Yu was afraid that this guy would fight Lu Bu again:
"Yide, why don't you take your siblings to see your husband quickly?"
When Zhang Fei heard this, he realized:
"Yes, I heard there are red envelopes. Come with me, madam. I'll tell you about the B&B and take you to see where I lived...Brother Shan, you, the warehouse manager, don't come here to see you. Have you ever stayed in a room? ”
Shan Xiongxin brought a bunch of gifts and was sorting them out next to the carriage. Hearing this, he smiled and said to Hu Sanniang:
"Sanniang, let's go and take a look. Among the row of iron houses, my house is the southernmost one. From south to north are the rooms of Liu Huangshu, Guan Erye and Yide. Mr. Yide snores and was voted in by us. The last room.”
Zhang Fei said dissatisfied:
"Why are you bringing this up? Pengju, stop being stunned and lead Sister Li Wa around."
Zhao Fujin followed Zhang Fei to look at the tin house and found that it was fully equipped with bathroom facilities. He felt that although the room was small, it was more comfortable than the palace.
She took Zhang Fei's arm and asked:
"Husband, where is your blacksmithing place? I want to see it."
"Don't worry, I will take you there later. I have to thank Brother Hu Zi in person. Without the love guide he gave me, we may not have met in this life. Everything is fate."
Li Wa tugged on Yue Fei's sleeves and asked in a low voice:
"Is the love book that my brother-in-law talked about the same as "Reply with High Emotional Intelligence, Warm Her All Day"? It feels like it is all based on paper talk and imagination. It is unrealistic."
Yue Fei said:
"Reality is often more elusive than art and must be viewed from a dialectical perspective."
The young couple said hello to Jia Xu and then walked outside the warehouse.
Yuwen Chengdu saw Lao Dan busy and walked over to help sort out the gifts:
"Hello, brother Shan Er."
Shan Xiongxin glanced at him, put down the gift and held it in his hand:
"I was so scared that I felt like I had encountered a version of the BOSS."
In the original work of "Xingtang Zhuan", Shan Xiongxin rebelled from beginning to end, while Yuwen Chengdu suppressed the rebellion from beginning to end. The two sides were on natural opposites.
When we meet in the real world at this time, we feel quite happy to see each other and forget all the grudges with a smile.
Huang Yueying followed Zhuge Liang, silently watching everyone's reactions, and whispered:
"Husband, we are all so cordial when we meet, as if we are relatives we haven't seen for a long time. Why is this?"
Zhuge Liang turned his face and asked:
"You just read the original memory. How do you feel about me?"
Huang Yueying held his hand and said:
"I am filled with heartache in my heart and mind. I feel sorry for your efforts, I feel sorry for your hard work, I feel sorry for our children, and I feel sorry for the entire Shu Han..."
Just as he was talking, Liu Bei straightened his clothes, strode up to Zhuge Liang, and bowed respectfully:
"The Empress Jing of Zhongshan, Marquis Ting of Yicheng, General Zuo, Mu of Yuzhou, and Uncle Liu Bei of the Han Dynasty, pay their respects to Mr. Wolong!"
When Liu Bei saluted, Guan Yu behind him also saluted respectfully.
Zhuge Liang smiled and said:
"Uncle, what are you kidding me about? This time, no boy said he couldn't remember all the names...Welcome to the real world, sir, he often mentions..."
As he was talking, he was suddenly hugged by Zhang Fei and raised high, his big furry face was full of joy and happiness:
"Commander, aren't you eight feet tall? Why are you so short? I didn't even see you just now...According to military law, what should I do if I hug you like this?"
Zhuge Liang smiled and said:
"How about I punish you with a bottle of liquor?"
"That's not possible. Drinking is not allowed in the army. This is a rule you set. Now you want to take the lead in violating it?"
Zhuge Liang looked down at Zhang Fei and asked:
"Is the Khitan easy to fight?"
With one sentence, Zhang Fei instantly returned to the time when he was fighting against Sichuan and Shu, and he unconsciously reported:
"Compared to the enemies from the Three Kingdoms, they are not easy to fight. Their armor and weapons have been greatly improved. The main force has completely eliminated leather armor and adopted iron armor or steel armor. The defensive power has been greatly improved. The cavalry's battle formations also have unique characteristics. Greater deterrence...but I still conquered a large territory."
Huang Yueying tilted her head and asked:
"General Yide, you just said so much just to prepare for the last sentence, right?"
Zhang Fei put Zhuge Liang down and smiled:
"Mrs. Huang is still so smart. I wonder if you can still invent the wooden cow and the horse."
Huang Yueying waved her hand:
"The mechanical technology and transportation technology in the real world are more advanced, so there is no need to do the same thing."
Cai Yong turned his face and looked at this scene, and asked Jia Xu:
"Wen He, can you still adapt to the real world?"
Jia Xu nodded:
"Very adaptable, but I will still miss you. Everyone has forgotten about me, right?"
"Yes, I have almost forgotten it, but His Majesty will play the video of your meeting in the court every day so that everyone can remember what you said."
Gongsun Sheng wore a Taoist robe and carried a sword on his back. Together with his junior brother Xie Yingdeng, he helped Shan Xiongxin and Yuwen Chengdu prepare all the gifts, which were enough for three rounds of electricity.
Gold, jewelry, porcelain, calligraphy and paintings... all kinds of valuable things dazzled several people.
Heise knows how to carry out the job, but he has no other abilities. He can search for valuable things, and he can do it with accuracy.
Xie Yingdeng saw that Hu Sanniang and others were visiting the iron houses, and said with a smile:
"The warehouse manager of the B&B changed several times. First it was Brother Shan, then Uncle Liu and the other two. After they left, I stayed here for two days, and then it was General Yuwen... Who has it changed to now?"
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Liu Xie, who was not far away, said:
"Now my brother Shimin, Brother Fei, and Kong Ming live here. My husband had previously arranged for a guest room on the second floor, but we were afraid of disturbing the guests, and because the fourth wife wanted her own room, we moved here."
Xie Yingden looked at him and asked:
"Han Emperor Liu Xie?"
"Exactly, you are Taoist Master Xie, right? Everyone praises you a lot, saying that you crossed the border to help Brother Shan vent his anger, which is actually a sign of justice."
Xie Yingdeng waved his hand:
"Brother Shan is my sworn brother. If someone bullies him, I will not sit idly by and watch."
After chatting with Zhuge Liang, Liu, Guan, and Zhang saluted Jia Xu again and thanked him for his help with some strategies.
Jia Xu said that it was all trivial and did not need to be so serious.
From now on, you will be one of your own. If you are too polite, you will look awkward.
After everyone exchanged greetings, they were about to leave the warehouse and check out the B&B. The air in the warehouse fluctuated again. Li Shimin drove an electric three-wheeler wrapped in silk and came to the real world.
This guy is quite naughty. As soon as he appeared in the warehouse, he shouted at the top of his lungs:
"In the real world, if there are passengers getting off the bus, please get off through the back door. Passengers with children, please keep an eye on your children..."
A little girl sitting behind him raised her hand and slapped him on the back:
"Shimin, you are acting strange again!"
Li Shimin turned his face and smiled shamelessly, his face full of sweetness.
Behind the young couple sat Li Jing and Hongfu Nu. Both of them played minor supporting roles in "The Legend of Xing Tang" and did not have much memory of the original work. After reading, Li Jing jumped out of the car first and strode to Jia Xu. A gift:
"I have met Mr. Wen He. His Highness Shimin said that there is a military advisor meeting tonight that concerns several worlds?"
Jia Xu nodded:
"Yes, we are going to hold a meeting to integrate the resources of various worlds, speed up the recovery of lost territory, and let the Master of Heaven take control of the world in the book as soon as possible."
Li Shimin got out of the car and said hello to Shan Xiongxin:
"Brother Shan, do you want to kill me for revenge?"
Shan Xiongxin glanced at him, and then sighed heavily:
"The murderer is your father. It has nothing to do with you. You are a little baby. If I argue with you, I'm afraid the world will laugh at me. Let's wait until we meet your elders before arguing."
As soon as Lao Dan finished speaking, Li Shimin's elders arrived. Mu Guiying, wearing a crown-shaped helmet and riding Li Yu's motorcycle, drove Li Fengyang to the real world. Li Fengyang wears a pink piggy helmet on his head and looks very cute.
When Li Shimin saw his eldest sister coming over, he said to Lao Dan:
"My elders are here, Brother Shan, please do as you please."
Shan Xiongxin looked at the teenage Li Fengyang and then at Li Shimin, completely speechless.
Mu Guiying took off her helmet and saw everyone coming, and asked in surprise:
"Why don't we need to transfer through the Wa Palace this time?"
She remembered clearly that last time Zhou Ruotong entered the world of Yang Family Romance and came out of the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties, but now everyone did not adjust like this at all, and simply brought people out.
This is a bit...unscientific.
Jia Xu explained:
"Mr. Li used a pot of meat as a price to ask the Heavenly Master to help open the door, which is similar to the setting where the wealthy and wise brother comes back for an hour every year."
Mu Guiying took out her mobile phone and sent a message in the [Travel Team] group:
"Everyone is here. There are dozens of people in the warehouse. If you want to take photos with the stars, come over quickly!"
After speaking, she also took a photo on the spot and sent it to the group.
Zhao Dahu saw the group message and immediately replied:
"Let Zhang San and Brother Shan wait, I'll be there soon!"
Wu Song was currently rehearsing at the wedding site and couldn't come over, so he had to send a red envelope to the group and ask everyone to gather and go to the hotel for dinner together.
Mu Guiying asked:
"Mr. Wenhe, what world has not yet come?"
"Second brother Qin from the Sui and Tang world hasn't come yet, His Majesty Zishou and Master Xuandu from the world of gods, and Master Xuanzang from the world of Journey to the West. When they arrive, we will take the bus to the place where Erlang is holding his wedding."
Upon hearing this, Mu Guiying first accepted the gift from Brother Shan, and then led Li Fengyang and Hu Sanniang to the vault, putting everything in before talking.
While the women's soldiers were busy with this, Qin Qiong came belatedly. When he saw Shan Xiongxin and Xie Yingdeng, he hurried over and hugged the two brothers tightly in his arms.
After many days, the three good brothers from the Sui and Tang Dynasties met again, and everyone was filled with emotion.
Shan Xiongxin said:
"Everything is fine for my little brother over there. He is now married and starting a business. There is no need to worry about my brother."
Qin Qiong patted his shoulder hard:
"How is your relationship with your siblings?"
Shan Xiongxin scratched his head and said:
"I feel like Sanniang is pregnant, but I'm not sure."
Qin Qiong was a little confused:
"This kind of thing requires science. You can't judge based on your feelings, right?"
The children next to them, Li Shimin, Zhuge Liang, Liu Xie, all had their ears open and listened carefully to Shan Xiongxin's words. They wanted to know what it meant to judge pregnancy based on feelings.
The old man didn’t hide it either:
"In the past few days, I have been dreaming about a Bodhisattva saluting me... Do you think this is the reincarnation of the Golden Jade Bodhisattva?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Shimin, his life and death enemy, came up with an idea:
"If you're talking about science, you can take Hu Sanniang to experience a color ultrasound. Anyway, it's Erlang's brother's hospital, and the equipment can be used freely... If you're talking about metaphysics, then go to the scenic spot and visit Grandma Nuwa. She can sense whether she is pregnant. Come out, if the Golden Jade Bodhisattva reincarnates, you can ask Tathagata Buddha for his opinion.”
Lao Dan obviously failed to keep up with his rhythm:
"You little baby, how do you know so much?"
Li Shimin flipped his hair coquettishly:
"Brother Shan, please don't underestimate the value of the first-tier emperor in China, okay?"
Although we are young, no matter how young we are, we are still the Khan of Heaven in the hearts of foreigners. It is still very simple to determine whether Hu Sanniang is pregnant.
Yuwen Chengdu came over and without saying a word, picked him up and carried him on his shoulders:
"Do you still wet the bed at night?"
One sentence made His Majesty Tian Khan lose his temper:
"Big man, there are so many people here, can you ask me something else?"
Yuwen Chengdu changed the question:
"Do you still like crying so much?"
Li Shimin: "..."
Yes, it's still the same old thing, either wetting the bed or crying. My Khan's face has completely fallen to the ground today.
Everyone was busy for a while, then left the warehouse in twos and threes, wandered around the B&B, got familiar with the environment, connected their mobile phones to WIFI, installed WeChat, and then added each other to the group.
Although I only came for a day or two, I still wanted to join the group.
Zhao Dahu drove over in his pickup truck and laughed as soon as he saw Zhang Fei:
"Zhang San'er, I heard that you have a very beautiful wife. Is it true?"
"Really, madam, come on, come on, this is my emotional mentor, the weapon customization expert at the B&B, and the leader of Longwang Village, Zhao Dahu. Brother Huzi is also single now and will get engaged at the end of the year. It's a pity that he can't have him. ”
Zhang Fei deliberately stayed away from Lu Bu and chatted with Zhao Dahu while laughing.
Lu Bu diligently brought some fruits to his wife and daughter for them to taste. Liu Xie, the most respected person in the Three Kingdoms world, also turned into a good son-in-law at this time and brought several boxes of special blueberries to his mother-in-law and Lu Lingqi.
Mu Guiying packed up her belongings, compared her height with Hu Sanniang, and said a little discouraged:
"Being with Little Fat Yang all the time gave me the illusion that I had long legs. When I saw the real long legs, I realized that it was far different."
Hu Sanniang thought what the third mistress said was very interesting. She pointed at Hao Ting who was standing in the distance taking photos with her mobile phone and said:
"Look at other people's legs, they are long."
Mu Guiying clicked her tongue and said:
"Her and Yuwen Chengdu's child is probably taller than Xiao Feiyang right after birth. What do you think, Xiao Feiyang?"
"I'm telling you, you big-headed devil, don't think that you are great just because you have the support of your mother-in-law. Do you believe that I will go to the second wife to file a complaint against you right now?"
Li Fengyang was too lazy to argue with the village owner who was spreading Fufu. He walked up to Li Shimin and planned to take his eldest son Sun Wugao to familiarize himself with the B&B. He would also take care of his younger brother and regain some confidence.
Guo Jia lit up a cigarette and looked at everything in the B&B with great interest. The more he looked at it, the more he thought the yard was nice.
He also ran to the gate and took a photo, planning to find a way to replicate it one-to-one when he got back, and use it as the headquarters of the Secrecy Bureau from now on.
Zhao Dahu saw him smoking and handed over a box of Hetianxia:
"Brothers Lu Bu, Zhang Sandan and the others don't smoke. I didn't expect you to smoke."
Guo Jia flicked the ashes from his cigarette and said very diplomatically:
"If you don't smoke, I won't smoke. If the aircraft carrier is broken, who will repair it? Every cigarette we smoke now is a bullet fired at the enemy, so we must smoke two more to increase strength for China's enemies."
Zhao Dahu was so shocked by these jokes that he was speechless:
"You are not a time traveler, are you? You actually know so much?"
"They are all witty words that Brother Fa Cai tells me when he has nothing to do. My name is Guo Jia. Guo Jia will not die until he is a crouching dragon. Thank you for giving me this pack of cigarettes."
Zhuge Liang rolled his eyes speechlessly, feeling that this guy was becoming more and more unstable.
At the wedding scene, Li Yu said to his parents who were greeting the guests:
"They are here, are you giving out red envelopes here, or are you going back with the car now?"
Zhang Ping is anxious to hold her grandson:
"Go back and go back. I have nothing to do in the afternoon. In fact, I should wait for them at the B&B."
Li Yu: "..."
I asked you to wait at the B&B. You were worried that something would go wrong with your godson's wedding, so I brought you here. You were also thinking about holding your grandson. Anyway, it made sense.
Wu Song chartered a bus to pick up and drop off everyone.
Li Yu came outside the wedding venue and happened to see Zhao Qian and Wu Dalang using the free WiFi at the front desk at the door, so he patted the two little guys on the head:
"Let's go back and see the heroes."
Zhao Qian saw Zhang Ping behind him and hurriedly complained:
"Grandma, Mr. hit me on the head again. I may not be able to get into Tsinghua University."
Zhang Ping patted Li Yu gently on the back:
"I'll bully the younger ones all day long. Call the car over quickly and let's go back quickly."
"Okay, okay, I'll go right away."
Li Yu led Zhao Qianwu Dalang and his parents into the car. When he walked to the gate, he also brought Zhou Ruotong, Diao Chan and Yun Xiao who came out to buy milk tea.
In this way, the group returned to the B&B in a grand manner.
At the same time, Master Xuandu followed Zi Shou and Shi Shiran to the real world...
(End of chapter)