Chapter 781 Eating a big banquet also requires strategy and military tactics! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
In the open space of the Mukezhai martial arts arena, Dundun sat on the table, facing the microphone seriously, meowing non-stop.
In front of it, a group of innate spiritual treasures were suspended in mid-air, like a group of primary school students, listening carefully to Teacher Miao's lecture.
Mu Guiying turned on her phone and prepared to take a picture, but as soon as she pressed the video button, her phone froze. She hurriedly restarted it, but after turning it on, the phone inexplicably prompted an upgrade.
She canceled the upgrade, and the phone automatically restarted again and then showed that the battery was too low.
By the time Mu Guiying plugged in the power bank and started charging, Dundun's speech had finished, and the innate spiritual treasures were lining up to receive Dundun's blessing.
A line of subtitles flashed on the surface of Luobao Money:
"The Holy Master said, each Lingbao has one million lucky points. Don't jump in line, don't queue up twice. Remember to say thank you after you get the lucky points, Ula!"
After all the spirit treasures were awarded, Mu Guiying held Dundun in her arms and asked:
"I couldn't record the video just now. Are you causing trouble?"
Dundun meowed four or five times with a serious expression.
Luobao’s money flew over and played the role of a dog-legged translator:
"The Holy Lord said that this award is of great importance, so the video cannot be saved, and even your memory will be erased."
Mu Guiying chuckled:
"Delete my memory? Little fat cat, all you control is luck, can't you control me?"
As soon as she finished speaking, the empress in the Wa Palace deleted this girl's memory with a flick of her finger.
At this time, the innate spiritual treasures had left, and the fallen treasure money had returned to its appearance as an ordinary pendant. Mu Guiying looked around and said curiously:
"Eh? Why are we in Muke Village? We have to go back quickly, the banquet is about to start."
After saying that, she hugged Dundun and hurried back to the real world. Brother Dao cleared the space-time door in the room, and the entire award event ended quietly.
Coming downstairs, Dundun and Brother Dao were eating in a small room, which contained venison and crane meat made by Lin Xu.
Today is a happy day, and eating the meat of the Antarctic Immortal's two mounts is considered appropriate for the occasion.
In the restaurant, the first round of appetizers were served, and Wu Song and Hao Zhenzhen began to toast to the guests.
Xuandu picked up a piece of braised goose and chewed it carefully. He felt that it was really fun to eat on a big banquet:
"Brother, when you go to the world in the book, I will give you a banquet like this. Then all the gods in the three realms will come to accompany you. When you go to the world in the book, you will be a big boss."
Li Yu smiled and said:
"Aren't you planning a Hongmen Banquet?"
"It's the Hongmen Banquet, but it's already a great honor for them to participate in the Hongmen Banquet. In real-world terms, this is a good opportunity to improve your status. No god would refuse."
Guo Jia took a sip of Wuliangye:
"Listening to what you said, I feel that the three worlds are actually the same. Everything is about human nature. Am I right to understand this?"
Xuandu waved his hand:
"There is still a difference. The immortals who have ascended from the human race are more knowledgeable about the ways of the world. Those immortals who have been in the heaven are not proficient in this aspect. They can't even express their emotions and anger. As far as scheming is concerned, mortals are the deepest. If it’s purely scheming, gods are no match for mortals.”
While he was talking, a plate of Pipa prawns happened to be served. By the time Xuandu finished speaking, all the prawns had been snatched away.
Xuandu laughed at himself:
"Look, this is the scheming scheme of you mortals. You tricked me into explaining nouns, but before I could finish explaining, you snatched up all the shrimps."
Li Shimin chuckled:
"What the great uncle said made me feel like I had defeated the quasi-sage."
Xie Yingdeng stood up, picked up two Pipa shrimps from Shan Xiongxin's table next door, and brought them to Xuandu:
"Your Majesty Shimin, when you ascend the throne in the future, as long as the national destiny is strong enough and the people's hearts are united enough, it will be no problem to defeat the Quasi-Sage... The gold content of the emperor in the world is very high."
After saying that, he looked around and realized that Xuanzang, who had recited the prayer at the wedding, was missing:
"Where is Master Xuanzang? You didn't mind that we were eating meat, so you left the wedding venue, right?"
Li Yu pointed to a private room not far away and said:
"Sister Zhen's family has several fasting relatives, and they are eating vegetarian food together in the private room. Do you want to try it too?"
Xie Yingden shook his head:
"Forget it, I still think meat tastes better."
Wu Song and Hao Zhenzhen came to Wang Shengli's table and toasted to Wang Shengli.
If it hadn't been for the village director's operation, Wu Song's naturalization would have been very difficult. Now that he has a family and a business, Hao Zhenzhen is also pregnant, so no matter how busy he is today, he still has to toast Wang Shengli with two glasses of wine.
Wang Shengli is very happy:
"Xiaosong, live a good life, our Shitouzhai Village will always be your home."
"Thank you, Uncle Wang."
When Wu Song was toasting, Li Jianxin, the godfather, followed him all the time. When he met an older man, Lao Li, who usually didn't like to greet and greet him, came to toast on behalf of his godson, which moved Wu Song very much.
Not far away, when Sun Facai was serving white fungus soup to Cai Yan, Cao Wenfeng, wearing a scholar's robe, came over:
"You even have a child quietly. Boss Sun, you are not a serious immortal... Can't you hold the wedding and the child's full moon party?"
Sun Facai said:
"Those red tapes are meaningless, let's not do it. Come on, come on, sit down and have a drink."
Cao Wenfeng stuffed the red envelope he had prepared long ago into Xiao Maoer's arms:
"I drove here, so I stopped drinking. I had two cases in the afternoon, and I had to go to work after dinner... At the end of the year, all kinds of weird and bizarre cases popped up, and I was so busy every day."
Sun Facai smiled and said:
“Isn’t it good to have a business?”
Cao Wenfeng shook his head:
"I would rather not have any civil-related business for three years. The more such business, the more it means that the people are not living well... When are you leaving? Let's go eat casserole together in the evening."
"Okay, my wife hasn't tasted Yinzhou's casserole yet. I'll make an appointment with you tonight and we'll eat together."
After Cao Wenfeng left, Sun Facai took the red envelope away from Xiao Maoer:
"You are still young and don't know how to spend it. I will save this money for you first."
Cai Yan asked with a smile:
"Did your parents coax you like this when you were a child, right?"
Sun Facai nodded:
"My mother took all the New Year's money every year. I planned to use it all back to buy a motorcycle after I graduated from high school. But something happened to them suddenly and she left me nothing but money."
Cai Yan held his hand and said:
"Let's take Xiao Mao'er to worship at the graves of my father-in-law and mother-in-law in the afternoon. I will also go and pay homage."
Cai Yong next to him asked:
"Do you need to erect a monument? I have nothing to do. I can help my parents-in-law write an inscription, find a craftsman to carve it, and then erect it in front of the grave."
Sun Facai did not agree:
"No need, just keep it in mind. If you really build a monument, it might be smashed one day, so you might as well keep a low profile."
Seeing that his father-in-law was a little disappointed, he quickly changed the topic:
"Dad, if you really want to erect a monument, go to the scenic spot in the afternoon and write a memorial tribute to Aunt Nuwa and Houtu. Later, let Brother Yu find Jin Dajian to carve it out and erect it in the scenic spot. It will be a good talk." br>
Upon hearing this, Cai Yong agreed:
"Okay, I'll get started on this after dinner."
At this time, the guests who had eaten quickly had already begun to leave, but the guests from the book world who came to the wedding had just found the feeling of overeating.
Lu Bu, Zhang Fei, Zi Shou, and Yuwen Chengdu, each with a big elbow, began to compare their appetites.
In addition to elbows, there are double or quadruple dishes such as buckle bowls, steamed pork, crispy pork ribs and various hot dishes on the table. The cumin mutton is served directly in a basin, and the lotus leaf pancake is a whole basket at one end.
Mu Guiying originally wanted to join the competition, but thinking that her parents-in-law were there, it was better to be more reserved, so as not to affect her image in the minds of the two elders.
But Zhang Ping didn't care about this. She was worried that her daughter-in-law wouldn't have enough to eat, so she ordered another sweet and sour pork chop, a braised lamb chop, a chestnut roast chicken, and a sweet and sour fish, all of which were favorite dishes of several daughters-in-law. .
Li Yu took the lotus leaf pancake, stuffed two slices of pickled pork with pickled vegetables inside, and ate it happily. Lunch was over.
Just as he was about to get up, Wu Dalang came over with a drink, held it in both hands and handed it to Li Yu, saying respectfully:
"Thank you, thank you brother!"
This call of "big brother" made Xuandu next to him disagree:
"Da Lang, don't you call this eldest brother? If he is the eldest brother, what about me? Who am I?"
Wu Dalang thought for a while and said:
"You are the big brother. Without the care of my brothers, we brothers would not be where we are today. I can't say enough words, thank you!"
He bowed and was then dragged by Zhao Qian to share the wedding cake.
Li Yu drank the juice in one gulp and asked Xuandu:
"Do you have any plans next?"
Xuandu rubbed his hands in embarrassment:
"Brother Fa Cai wants to take us to Langtaosha. Don't get me wrong, it's a pure visiting experience."
At this time, Yan was twisting Lu Bu's ears, Zhao Fujin was also eyeing Zhang Fei, Hu Sanniang secretly pinched Shan Xiongxin, and Hao Ting clung to Yuwen Chengdu...
Li Yu saw this scene and said to his elder brother:
"Don't think about it. Your criminal gang has been wiped out. No one's family will agree to your going to Langtaosha... Guo Jia can only go with you. Are you going?" Sighed:
"A bunch of cowards, forget it, I won't go either."
Others are afraid of their wives, but Xuandu is different. He is afraid of his old mother.
If you wander too hard here, what awaits you when you go back may be a hundred thousand years of imprisonment.
The world is so beautiful, it’s better to experience more truth, goodness and beauty.
In the afternoon, Lu Bu and others went to the scenic spot to perform. Mu Guiying also planned to have a duel with Hu Sanniang to increase the topic of the scenic spot.
Others also have their own plans and are ready to experience the real world before leaving.
Li Yu changed out of his Hanfu and came to the entrance of the banquet hall. He saw Wu Song and Hao Zhenzhen saying goodbye to their relatives and friends. Zhang Ping and Li Jianxin accompanied their godson and daughter-in-law to see off the guests.
Seeing Li Yu, Zhang Ping ordered:
"Er, you came just in time. Shimin and the others want to go to the mall in the city. Since you have nothing to do, just lead them. I can rest assured that you are here."
Li Yu thought he had an important task, but he didn’t expect it to be taking care of children:
"Okay, where will you two go later?"
"After the guests left, we went to the scenic spot. Let's talk there so that we don't have to worry... Just leave us alone and take care of everyone. Don't go to that kind of shabby place."
Li Yu: "..."
Last night, Sun Facai said something in memory of "Lang Taosha", and now everyone knows that Li Yu, a good citizen, has also been affected.
Arriving at the hotel lobby, Li Yu saw Li Shimin and the others arm in arm.
They are all little friends, even Zhao Qian and Wu Dalang, who don't want to do homework, pretend to be among everyone.
Li Yu's car couldn't accommodate so many people, so he simply drove the GL8 from Hanfu Factory over. After everyone got in the car, he set off to the city and took his friends to the arcade to experience it.
Changsun Wugou asked worriedly:
"Sir, I heard that playing games can become addictive. What should we do if we become addicted?"
Li Yu said:
"Then try the withdrawal reaction in the book world... But many games in the video game city are casual in nature, mainly relaxing and not addictive."
After saying this, Li Yu sighed in his heart. She is truly a wise queen. She was worried about being addicted even before she started playing. No wonder after her death, Li Shimin was like a wild horse that had no control over it.
With such a virtuous wife, it is indeed easy to feel dependent.
Zhuge Liang took out a chocolate candy from his down jacket pocket and gave it to Huang Yueying, and introduced the buildings and structures outside the window in a low voice. Huang Yueying held her cheek and looked at it non-stop:
"It would be great if the buildings in Chang'an were this high."
Zhuge Liang analyzed it from a practical perspective:
"It's not very useful. This kind of building relies heavily on electricity and needs to install several elevators to operate... The world in the book is not as expensive as the real world, so there is no need to consider high-rise buildings for the time being."
Lu Lingqi asked:
"What about the military perspective?"
Yue Fei, the eldest brother among the little friends, said:
"From a military point of view, high-rise buildings have a certain role. You can climb high to observe the enemy's situation from a distance, and you can use flags and lanterns to issue orders. However, now that there are drones and walkie-talkies, the role of high-rise buildings has been greatly reduced. One or two local buildings can be built. The logo should arouse the people’s sense of pride and honor.”
Li Shimin interrupted and said:
"There is no shortage of these two big men, but Brother Fei urgently needs to give the people some confidence... What a good people, but they were delayed by the imperial court."
When he arrived at the mall, Li Yu parked the car and led his friends into the arcade inside the mall, charged up a few cards and let everyone play with them.
Li Shimin looked around and asked Li Yu in a low voice:
"Sir, according to the normal development, now is it time for a gangster to come over and cause trouble, and then be kicked twenty meters away by Brother Fei?"
Li Yu patted his bracelet and said:
"According to normal development, the person looking for trouble will not be able to get in front of us and will be interrupted unexpectedly."
With millions of lucky points in hand, if he is still disturbed, wouldn't it be a black mark on the chubby face of the Holy Lord?
Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, then reacted:
"I still want to see Brother Fei fight, but it seems I have no chance."
After saying that, he led his grandson Wugou to experience the VR version of the space fighter. Yue Fei and others played with motorcycles, catching dolls, and shooting hoops.
Everyone was noisy and having a great time, and Li Yu also played two shooting games. Just when he was about to take a break, Yunxiao suddenly made a video call:
"Husband, where are you?"
"You brought the children to the video arcade. Don't tell me, otherwise I will be scolded when I go back."
Yunxiao covered her mouth and smiled:
"You are really a child at heart. The little cicada has started to dance. Let me show you."
She turned to the rear camera and took a picture of Li Yu's dancing Diao Chan in the small square of the scenic spot. The little girl was wearing the latest Liuxian skirt and was accompanied by beautiful ancient music. Every movement was light and elegant.
Li Yuben is a rough guy, and he can't match the beauty of many dances, but watching Diao Chan dance, it feels like admiring the miracles of a fairy.
The beauty is beyond the realm of mortals, the beauty is beyond the ordinary, as if the God of Beauty has been banished to the human world.
Just as he was watching, Mu Guiying suddenly jumped into the picture, blocking Diao Chan's figure tightly. She shook her neck at the camera in accordance with the rhythm of the music, rolled her eyes, and finally raised her hand to make a pistol look, and fired a shot at the camera. , blew the muzzle again, and disappeared from the screen.
Li Yu: "..."
Do whatever you can't do, grab the first place in the show.
Fortunately, this girl didn't become an actress, otherwise she would never be able to take off her hat as an actress.
Diao Chan finished her dance and trotted from the field to Zhang Ping:
"I'll make you laugh."
Zhang Ping asked her to put on the down jacket:
"Hurry up and put on your clothes. Don't catch a cold. Is it time for Guiying to play next?"
"Yes, Sister Guiying is going to fight against Sister Sanniang. Long sword versus double sword. It's very exciting."
When Zhang Ping heard this, she subconsciously prayed to Buddha for blessing, hoping that her daughter-in-law and Hu Sanniang would not have any accidents during the fight.
Duobao, who was sensing the real world, immediately became nervous when he heard this.
You, the old man, pray directly to me. Isn’t this shortening my life? I hope nothing happens to the Holy Princess. Otherwise, we should chant sutras and atone for our sins together on the Lingshan Mountain.
After watching Diao Chan's performance, Li Yu asked to the sky:
"Want to come to the city to play?"
Yunxiao said:
"After Guiying finished playing, my sister drove us to the city to find you. She also said that if you dare to take the children to play games, I will break your legs."
Li Yu: "!!!!!!!!!"
No, is it a heinous mistake for me to play games now?
He laughed and said quickly:
"Who still plays games these days? I am taking them to experience the latest virtual reality simulation technology in the Technology Sound and Light Club. Everyone has benefited a lot, which has greatly stimulated their enthusiasm and interest in learning..."
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Just as he was talking, the video call screen was adjusted to the front camera, and Zhou Ruotong's beautiful face appeared in the screen:
"Who did you learn these clichés from? Why don't you just come to the archaeological team and help me write official documents."
Li Yu didn't expect to be caught by Tong Baobao:
"They have never seen these, they just come to experience it and grab a few more dolls. When will you come? Do you want to watch a movie later?"
Zhou Ruotong said:
"Let's talk about it when we get there. Don't let them run around."
"Don't worry, wife, I guarantee that everything will be fine."
At the same time, in the Fengshen World, after Kong Xuan announced his retreat, a bunch of divine thoughts were paying attention to him outside his small courtyard. Everyone wanted to know what choice this descendant of the Phoenix Clan, whose gender was not determined, would make. .
Everyone thought that Kong Xuan would be in seclusion for a long time, but within two days, the closed door in the courtyard suddenly opened, and a graceful woman walked out of the room...
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I did something stupid today. Fu Bao's mother is a calico stray cat. She is usually very docile. I wanted to take her to be sterilized in the morning. But when I caught her, my neighbor ran over to say hello, which shocked the cat. The scratches and bites left wounds all over my hands. The money spent on Sanhua’s sterilization ended up being spent on me. I got vaccinated and tetanus, and I still have four shots left to take in the past few days... If the updates are not timely recently, I apologize in advance, clasp my fists!
(End of chapter)