Chapter 782 The same world, the same mother! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
Noticing that Kong Xuan had left seclusion, the gods in Chaoge City flew over immediately, but when they saw that it was a woman, everyone was stunned at the same time.
We were already used to Kong Xuan's appearance as a boy, but suddenly he changed into a girl's body, and she was extremely beautiful, which made everyone uncomfortable.
The great writer Turtle Spirit Mother reacted quickly. She took out ten boxes of facial masks from her magic weapon and said with a smile:
"Congratulations to Mr. Kong Daoyou for coming out of quarantine. These facial masks are the subscription fees I earned. I will give you some. I wish you become more and more beautiful and happy every day."
She took the lead, and others also sent gifts, basically cosmetics, skin care products, and clothes.
Only Lao Zhao was holding a 25-liter plastic jug and a piece of pork head, standing in mid-air at a loss.
He heard something going on in Kong Xuan's courtyard, and planned to come over to drink, eat meat, brag and spank as usual, but when he saw Kong Xuan's daughter's figure, the soul of the God of Wealth was instantly taken away.
Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao flew over in their own macaron carts. Seeing their elder brother's demented look, they couldn't help but cast a teleportation spell and teleported the unsuspecting old Zhao to a nearby pond.
Zhao Gongming felt a chill in his heart. He flew out of the water and his clothes became dry instantly.
Just when he was about to continue looking for Kong Xuan, Qiong Xiao drove over in a small car, lowered the window and said with a sigh:
"Brother, can you be a bit more promising? Two days ago, you kept saying that you and Daoist Kong were just fair-weather friends. But now that she is a girl, do you want to destroy this pure friendship?"
Lao Zhao's mind was filled with that graceful figure, and he couldn't think about anything else:
"I...I just came to have a drink with Daoist Master Kong. Little sister, you said it would be okay if I call her Xuanxuan from now on? Is this title ambiguous?"
Bixiao floated over from another direction, curled her lips and said:
"It's more than just ambiguous, it's almost embarrassing...Brother, aren't you going to play with the Winged Fairy?"
"What does a grown man like him do? I just came over to watch. Everyone is giving gifts. Do you think these 50 pounds of home-brewed liquor and three pounds of pig head meat are not shabby, right?"
Qiong Xiao’s head was suddenly filled with black lines:
"Brother, why don't you read the love book again? Why don't you go to Water Margin to talk about the world of Yue, travel through the time stream, and see how Zhang Fei captured Zhao Fujin... You have to change your mind quickly, otherwise you will be in trouble in the future. I can only sleep with my arms around this plastic pot.”
Now that I'm a girl, I give liquor and pork head as gifts. Is this something a normal person would do?
Of course, this gift is not impossible to give, but after giving it, they will really become fair-weather friends and good buddies. It is absolutely impossible to go further.
Zhao Gongming's eyes lit up and he felt that he could really ask Zhang Fei for advice.
This guy can make the Emperor of the Song Dynasty risk his life in just one hour. He must be exceptional in love. We must learn from his experience and try to take a solid step in his relationship with Xuanxuan before the end of the Conferred God. .
He put away the plastic pot and pig head meat, glanced at the great beauty Kong Xuan with nostalgia, then tore apart time and space, and stepped across to the world of Water Margin.
Arriving in Tokyo, I walked back in time and arrived at the Lantern Festival night when Zhang Fei met Zhao Fujin.
There was no curfew on Lantern Festival night, so everyone could roam the streets. After searching for a long time, Zhao finally found the restaurant where Zhang Fei drank.
He disappeared and sat quietly opposite Zhang Fei.
Seeing Zhang Fei drinking wine, this guy simply took out a plastic pot, filled a bowl for himself, and slowly ate and drank.
Soon, Zhao Fujin escaped into the restaurant with the protection of Caihua and the old eunuch, Zhang Fei stepped forward to save the beauty, and everything developed normally.
While Zhang Fei was brewing milk tea and making noodles, Zhao Gongming secretly took a sip with great interest and continued drinking.
But while he was drinking, he saw Zhao Fujin calling Zhang Fei his husband.
Zhao Gongming:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
I just took two bites of pig ears, and suddenly a stranger called me husband. Is there any magic in this pig ear?
He felt like he got lost in class and then couldn't keep up with the class at all.
After reading it twice more, Zhao Gongming came to a conclusion:
"If you want to win a girl's heart, you have to be a warm man, I understand!"
Then, he followed Zhang Fei and experienced the whole process of escaping from the restaurant. After meeting Liu Bei and the others, when Zhang Fei took out the book "High EQ Reply, Warm Her All Day" from his arms, Lao Zhao took it with great interest. He read it in his hand, and then copied the entire book into his mind, planning to return to the world of Fengshen to be a warm man and win Xuanxuan's heart.
In the real world, Xuanzang came to the scenic spot after finishing the vegetarian meal at the wedding banquet. Taking advantage of the large number of tourists on New Year's Day, he opened the door of the Tathagata Temple, let everyone in, burned incense, and gave everyone guidance.
The New Year's Day holiday has made business in the scenic area very hot, and you have to queue up even to burn incense.
Gongsun Sheng and Xie Yingdeng came to the small temple to worship Tathagata, and were thinking about building a Taoist temple to give the Taoist sect a chance.
The actions of the two people confused the surrounding tourists:
"Isn't it said that Buddhism and Taoism are incompatible? Why do these two Taoist priests come to worship Tathagata?"
“Don’t you think Tathagata Temple is very popular and come here to ride on the popularity?”
"Maybe they are two Cosplay enthusiasts. This is a Hanfu scenic spot, and Taoist robes are also a type of Hanfu. I just saw someone dressed as a Yellow Turban Army and an executioner."
Xuanzang said to everyone:
"These two Taoist priests are my good friends and are proficient in Taoism. If you have any questions, you can ask them for advice."
These words made the tourists very curious and gathered around:
"Taoist Priest, what are you two proficient in?"
Proficient in fighting, murder and arson... Xie Yingden laughed at himself silently and said with a smile:
"I'm proficient in Feng Shui and physiognomy, and my senior brother is proficient in Yin and Yang Bagua and good and bad predictions. You can ask any questions you have. We don't guarantee that we can solve them, but we can help analyze some things."
After speaking, he also emphasized:
"No charge, it's free."
After all, he has lived in the real world for a short time, and he knows the people in the real world very well.
Buying shoes that cost thousands of yuan at a time, and refusing to pay a few yuan for postage... When he spends a small amount of money, he is a prudent person, but when he spends a lot of money, he becomes a fun-loving person who is drunk now, and is a contradictory community.
A tourist squeezed over and asked:
"Taoist Priest, look at my face, when will I make a fortune?"
Xie Yingden looked at his face and said:
"You do have some floating wealth in your life, but the important thing is that your kidney deficiency is very serious now. Pay attention to restraint. If you continue like this, your kidney energy will wash away the floating wealth in your life."
Another tourist suddenly became happy:
"Why do you sound like a cowherd in a club? Priest, what do you think of me?"
"You are weaker than him!"
When Xie Yingdeng opened his store, Gongsun Sheng also had customers:
"Taoist Priest, these are the horoscopes of my partner and I. Can you test whether it is a good or bad match?"
Gongsun Sheng said without even looking:
"If you like it, it's a good match; if you don't, it's a bad match."
"If we want to get engaged, which day is auspicious?"
"Legal holidays are all auspicious days."
"Taoist Master, I have just been admitted to the official establishment. Can you help me test my future official luck?"
Gongsun Sheng didn't look at the man's horoscope, but asked:
"Are any of your elder relatives serving as officials?"
"No, I'm the only one in our family."
"Then there will be no official luck."
Everyone burst into laughter, feeling that this Taoist priest was not taking the usual path and was telling the truth.
Another tourist squeezed over, holding a crudely printed Feng Shui book and said:
"Taoist Priest, I just bought a book from a stall outside the scenic area. It says that if you flip through it rashly, you will suffer a bloody disaster. Can I continue reading?"
Gongsun Sheng took the book and asked:
"Which page is about the bloody disaster?"
"The third page of the title page is also enlarged and bolded, which makes me feel scared."
Gongsun Sheng turned to this page, raised his hand to tear it up, and handed the book to the man:
"No need to be outraged. If there is similar content in it, just find a dry toilet and throw it in..."
It's a pity that it's not in the book world, otherwise Taoist Gongsun would just use the Five Thunder Tiangang Zhengfa to strike it, and directly use lightning to disinfect it. Even if there is a curse, it can be cleaned up.
Everyone asked a bunch of questions, and an older tourist asked for advice:
"Taoist Priest, I just lit the incense for the Buddha, but it failed to light after several times. Is the Buddha blaming me for not coming last week?"
Gongsun Sheng smiled and said:
"If you can't light it, it's because it's damp. Throw it away and replace it with a few more. Don't always be suspicious of feudal superstition. Even if you don't come to burn incense once a year, as long as your family lives in harmony, Buddha will only be happy for you and won't blame you." Yours.”
His humorous words quickly attracted tourists around him:
"I didn't expect that on the first day of New Year's Day, a Taoist priest would break the feudal superstition in front of Tathagata Temple."
"It would be better if the Taoist Priest flew away with his sword at this time." "Taoist Priest, what is your Taoist number?"
"My master gave me the name Yiqing. If you don't give up, you can call me Taoist Master Yiqing."
When tourists heard this name, they felt it was very Taoist and poetic. Some people who were proficient in "Water Margin" smiled and said:
"Aren't you afraid that Taoist Master will be able to suppress you if you follow Yunlong Gongsun Sheng in the same Taoist name?"
Gongsun Sheng smiled and said:
"It doesn't matter, we cultivators don't pay attention to these things."
While answering questions on the mountain, in the small square at the foot of the mountain, Lu Bu, Qin Qiong, Shan Xiongxin, Liu Guan, Zhang Yuwen and Chengdu once again performed fighting games. The tourists were extremely excited and called them wonderful.
Especially when Zhang Fei and Lu Bu were fighting, they talked trash to each other, and they were very serious and engaged. Many tourists said that the acting was excellent, and it looked like there was a real feud, and it didn't feel like a performance at all.
Zi Meng did not participate in the performance. Wearing a safety helmet, he and Zhao Feng visited the operating process of the mixing station and the related processes of the precast plant.
He plans to activate the Immortal to refine cement after he returns, and use his divine power to achieve overtaking in corners.
Xuandu and Guo Jia did not follow the large army. Instead, they put on modern clothes and wandered around the city, getting their hair permed by the way.
Guo Jia's is the same style as Yang Xiu's tinfoil perm, Xuandu is a bit more slutty and dyed a granny gray.
After walking out of the barber shop, the two of them spent thousands of yuan each. Guo Jia lit up a cigarette and muttered:
"Master, why are you spending this money? When you return to the book world, don't you just change your hairstyle to whatever you want?"
Xuandu smiled and said:
"It's different. This hairstyle was designed by a mortal, without any divine blessing... It's a pity that I have to save the entire human world, otherwise with my looks, I can debut as a star."
Guo Jia is not too interested in celebrities in the real world:
"They are all sissies. I can't even imagine what you talk like."
Xuandu couldn't imagine it, because once he pretended to be so masculine and masculine, his old mother would definitely pay close attention to him.
After wandering around for a while, the two came to the park and saw a haunted house, so they bought tickets to experience it.
Modern haunted house with holy light special effects and dry ice smoke are all complete.
But in the eyes of Guo Jia and Xuan Du, it felt like they were in a kindergarten.
One of the two is a brother-in-law of the Tenth Palace Yama, and the other is the first human race in the three realms. Going to the underworld is just like going home. Regardless of the weird music or the scary lights, these two guys don't feel anything at all. They are like fighter pilots riding a roller coaster. calm.
Halfway through, the NPC hidden inside jumped out. Before he could meet the two of them, he was stopped by Guo Jia:
"Brothers, your acting skills are too bad. Don't show your teeth and claws, don't make strange screams that you think are scary, and don't deliberately act fierce in your expressions."
He said while giving a demonstration:
"You will know at a glance that you have never killed anyone. Friends who often kill people know that the ferocity is not pretended, let alone making noises, but a condescending viciousness that sends chills down the spine."
Before Director Guo's acting class ended, several NPCs screamed in fright and ran outside crying.
Xuandu: "..."
Aren't you afraid that they will scare you and call the police?
After leaving the haunted house, the two comforted a few frightened NPCs, then took a taxi to the mall and met up with Li Yu and the others.
At this moment, everyone is still in the arcade. Diao Chan is trying out the dance machine, Li Yu is competing with Zhou Ruotong in shooting, and Mu Guiying and Yun Xiao are playing with the boxing dynamometer, trying to find out how powerful their punches are.
Xuandu thought it was very fun. He walked around for a while and wrote down all the equipment. He planned to make a one-to-one replica when he went back to give Chaoge's gods more places to play.
After the shooting competition, Li Yu won the second place and he argued forcefully:
"I used to play football, but I'm not very proficient in basketball."
Diao Chan shouted:
"Then take some time and compete in football with Sister Zhou."
Li Yu raised his hand and gave this girl a headache:
"Don't make a fuss, or I'll deduct your living expenses."
The little girl smiled:
"Don't be afraid, I have millions in my card anyway."
When Mu Guiying heard this, she came over like a fangirl:
"Wow, several million is too much money, isn't it? Fairy Xiaochan, can you prove your strength by going fifty to me?"
Diao Chan couldn't stand this girl, so she took Lu Lingqi and Changsun Wugou to the Heytea shop on the first floor of the shopping mall to buy milk tea for everyone.
Li Yu held Professor Zhou's hand and asked:
"What's for dinner? I'll ask my mother to prepare it at the B&B."
"Anything is fine, I'm not picky about food."
Yun Xiao and Mu Guiying also had the same attitude.
I started eating dinner before I had finished digesting the lunch meal. The food in the real world is really too dense. For Guo Jia, who eats two meals a day, it is really uncomfortable...
He patted his belly and said:
"Fortunately, I only came here for a day or two. If I had stayed here for a long time, I would have gained fifty pounds and transformed from a five-drug youth into a fat house."
After experiencing it in the arcade, Guo Jia began to choose gifts for the people in the Three Kingdoms World. Li Yu also bought a few sets of clothes and asked Guo Jia to take them to Yang Xiu, who was not here this time.
In the evening, everyone took the car back to the B&B and had dinner together prepared by my mother Zhang Ping.
Xuan Duran's grandma had gray hair, so naturally she was criticized by Zhang's mother. Young people must behave like old men. What kind of words?
Compared to noon, there were fewer people in the evening. After Lu Bu, Liu, Guan, Zhang and the others finished their performance in the scenic area, Lin Xu took them to the racecourse in the Longqi Mountain Scenic Area for a performance, and then stayed there to have dinner.
After the wedding, Wu and Song were too tired to move, so they ate in the city.
Sun Facai and his family stayed in the city and invited a few familiar friends to have dinner with Cao Wenfeng.
After dinner, Zi Shou was worried about Chao Ge's safety and went back first; Xuanzang planned to continue on his way and returned to Journey to the West.
Others took several cars and went to the city together to walk around and experience the urban nightlife.
The next day, through Zhao Dahu's relationship, Li Yu took the people from the world of the book to visit the steel factory and the steel rolling workshop. Li Jing and others were so amazed by the huge heavy machinery that they wished they could move away on the spot.
After the visit, it was time for everyone to leave.
Cai Yong and Jia Xu said goodbye with tears, saying that they would assist His Majesty and strive to allow the people of the Han Dynasty to live a good life of five meals a day as soon as possible.
Li Jing said that Jia Xu was responsible for dispatching the armies of the entire Sui and Tang worlds, and would help establish unified dynasties in several worlds as soon as possible and help Master Tiandao successfully ascend to power.
In the past two days, Li Wa and Changsun Wugou, Huang Yueying, and Lu Lingqi had gotten along affectionately. Now that they were about to part ways, the little girls all had tears in their eyes and said goodbye to each other.
Zhou Ruotong gave everyone a lot of clothes and some women's products:
"If you miss each other in the future, you can meet in the Wa Palace, or simply ask your grandma to be sent to another world to stay for a few days... Although it is difficult to leave the world in the book, it is very simple to visit each other. It is just a sentence. Things.”
Lu Bu put his arm around Zhang Fei's shoulders and said:
"San'er, take it easy while you're fighting over there. According to the timeline of "The Complete Biography of Yue Shuo", Temujin has begun to rise now. Don't capsize in the gutter."
Zhang Fei chuckled:
"I'm looking for this grandson, the oriental overlord of the prairie eagle. This time I turn him into a little sparrow on the prairie, and the so-called golden family will be eradicated."
Xie Yingdeng and Gongsun Sheng bid farewell to Li Yu and took the opportunity to propose a small Taoist temple. The scale did not need to be too large, it would be of the same level as the Tathagata Temple.
Li Yu naturally would not refuse this request:
"Okay, I will find someone to build it when I get back. It will be constructed together with the second phase of the scenic area expansion project."
However, who should be enshrined in the Taoist temple must be discussed with the old mother first, and cannot be done randomly.
Xuandu put his arm around Brother Dao's shoulders and tried to please him in various ways, hoping to get a spot as the administrator of the Conferred God World.
Brother Dao was annoyed and had no choice but to agree. Xuandu was so happy that he hummed a tune unconsciously. However, as soon as he returned to the world of gods, his mother's scolding sounded in his mind:
"What color did you dye your hair? You even got a firework perm. Change it back quickly. What does it look like when you're flowing..."
Xuandu: "..."
After dyeing her hair, she was criticized by Zhang Ping's mother in the real world, and was scolded by her old mother again when she came back here.
Alas, it’s really the same world and the same mother!
(End of chapter)