Ding~
"Hello, big brother."
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "What's up, buddy, it was you just now, I see this ID has been sending me private messages in the background."
The boy said with a smile: "Yes, yes, it's me, because I've been waiting in line for three days and I haven't been in line yet, so I'm a little anxious."
Lin Feng: "Why are you so anxious? Let's talk about it."
Boy: "I just have a question to ask you and see if you can give me your opinion.
Because I have been divorced, I now have a very bad reputation in the village. My reputation is known to all the people in the village.
Now I have a sister-in-law who is older than me. She wants to follow me, but I look down on her and think she is a bit too old. ”
etc!
Lin Feng raised his hand and interrupted: "Sister-in-law? Is this what you call sister-in-law respectfully, or sister-in-law in terms of seniority?"
Boy: "Seniority!"
Lin Feng: "That proves that you have a brother above you?"
Boy: "The elder brother of a family."
All right.
Lin Feng turned to the live broadcast room and said: "Brothers, get the electronic wooden fish ready, the wicked ones are here."
Well. .
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On the barrage
"The electronic wooden fish is ready to be immoral, hahahaha."
“Another one who spends money to scold me (grin).”
Got it!
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Man: "Brother, please stop scolding me. I've been watching you for three days, and I know you hate mistresses the most.
But I'm not a mistress, so I definitely won't come here to scold you.
You hear me out first. ”
Lin Feng smiled: "You still understand the rules, okay, you continue."
Man: "My brother and sister-in-law have been married for more than ten years, and their children are now teenagers. But her husband's family treats her badly and looks down on her, and she can't leave for some reasons.
So when she saw me in this situation, she wanted to follow me, but I didn't like her, so I kept rejecting her. ”
Lin Feng squinted and said, "So you two are okay?"
Man: "Yes, it's okay. What I want to say is another thing.
Because there was a theft incident in the village last year, everyone thought it was me, but it was not me.
My dad called me and scolded me, thinking it was me. ”
Lin Feng: "Why does the village think it's you when it comes to stealing things? Do you have a criminal record?"
The man shook his head: "No, I'm just not doing my job properly."
Lin Feng: "Then have you done anything outrageous in this village? It will make them think that such bad things must be done by you."
Man: "I haven't done anything too outrageous. Apart from finding a girl, I haven't done anything else."
Lin Feng: "Have you ever cheated money?"
Man: "No, I earned everything myself. Although I have debts now, I don't care about a penny from my family."
Lin Feng: "Then your village has a bad reputation. Let me ask you where this bad reputation comes from."
Man: "I remembered, I also have a criminal record. I beat an old lady in the village."
? ? ?
"What have you fought?"
"The old lady in the village."
Poof~
Ha ha ha ha.
This sentence inexplicably made Lin Feng laugh.
I couldn't stop laughing while holding my stomach.
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On the barrage.
"A bachelor who is not doing his job properly has a criminal record of beating up the old lady in the village."
"Hit the old lady hahahaha."
"I thought it was an ethics story that would destroy our outlook on life, but I never thought it was a 'beating old lady' story' (grin)."
"I seem to suddenly understand why my eldest brother is smiling like that."
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . . .
"I'm sorry, I wasn't smiling hahahaha.
Ahem~
I can't do it anymore,
I need to take a moment.
Brother Shui,
Come on. ”
Lin Feng stood up and left the camera, but netizens still heard the big brother's laughter.
Yu Huanshui also smiled and put his head in front of the screen and asked: "Then why did you hit the old lady?" The man: "Don't they have an intelligence bureau in every village? Because the old lady knew that I had found the young lady, she kept scolding me I, then I got anxious, so I went over and beat her many times, but she didn’t change.”
? ?
Yu Huanshui: "How many times have you beaten her?"
Man: "I should have it 20 times."
? ? ?
Have you hit her 20 times? ?
"No, how old is this old lady?"
Man: "More than 80."
Yu Huanshui:. . .
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On the barrage.
"I was shocked when I heard him say that he beat the old lady. Then I heard him say that the old lady was over 80 and had been beaten by him more than 20 times. I laughed like a pig."
"Merit -1 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so (...
"I finally figured it out. He ignored his sister-in-law who was chasing him. He just wanted to chase the old lady and beat her (grin)."
Poof~
I laughed so hard hahahaha.
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Yu Huanshui was shocked: "I'm not a buddy, how did you fight?"
Man: "I slapped her in the mouth, hit her on the head, and kicked her, for more than ten minutes each time."
Yu Huanshui: "Damn it! Are you going to kill me, buddy?"
Man: "Yes, I was very angry. I got divorced, and then I found a young lady, and she started talking about it everywhere in the village. I was very angry.
She also scolded me all the time. She scolded me ten or eight times, but I finally couldn't bear it anymore.
I think I can beat you to death.
As a result, even beating her didn't hurt her, and she didn't die. I was very puzzled that she was still alive. ”
Yu Huanshui:. . .
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On the barrage.
"She's still alive now (grin)."
"The old lady really resists being beaten, hahaha."
"Old lady: Those of us who work in intelligence are very stubborn. We have been beaten more than 20 times and still refuse to accept it (slightly)."
"So those who engage in intelligence are hard-nosed."
Absolutely amazing
Hahahahaha.
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Yu Huanshui: "No, buddy, his family didn't look for you?"
Man: "Looking for it, his family is looking for my dad, but my dad said he can't control it, and now he is crazy."
Yu Huanshui smacked his lips: "Brother, your mental state is indeed different from ordinary people. Let me ask, can you ride an old lady across the road?
man:. . .
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On the barrage.
“Ride an old lady across the road hahahaha.”
"Those two people must not directly control the whole village (Goutou)."
"We now know why Zhang Fei was able to scare off millions of Cao soldiers in Changbanpo (sunglasses)."
"Why are you scared? The horse is riding on Zhang Fei's neck? (Grinning)."
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
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Yu Huanshui: "Okay, okay, one small step for you, one giant step for mankind. This is the manifestation of social progress.
It not only promotes the physical and mental health of the elderly, but also brings the relationship between the elderly and young people closer.
From unrecognized to blended in.
Your joy and joy make us feel that love is around us. ”
man:. . .
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On the barrage.
"From not being recognized to being in harmony hahahaha."
"We fought more than 20 times, but we just got together (dog head)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"This old lady is also loyal and refused to blackmail him (covering her face and laughing)."
"What's going on? There is a young man in our village who specializes in beating old men. The old man said: I am over 70 years old and you still beat me. You have to do it.
The young man said: 70? 90 years old, I have already beaten three times, you are still young.
The 70-year-old man was silent. ”
"No, buddy, let me ask if the young man in your village who specializes in beating old men is named Guo Degang (grin)."
The case was solved.
Hahahahaha. (End of chapter)