Yu Huanshui: "What, let me ask again, how many years have you beaten her more than 20 times?"
Man: "Three years."
Yu Huanshui was stunned: "She hasn't updated her intelligence website in three years? She just kept talking about this incident. Every time you heard about it, you beat her up?"
Man: "That's not true. I always hit her when she is alone."
Yu Huanshui:. . .
Man: "I get up early every day. The first thing she does when she wakes up every morning is to sit at the entrance of the village and scold me. His family also called the police. Uncle Hat came to me, but I didn't admit it.
Anyway, I have no talent to fight. ”
Well. .
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
“The old lady’s intelligence website hasn’t been updated in three years, hahahaha.”
"If my brother is with his sister-in-law, and the old lady finds out, a new round of information will start, and then he and his sister-in-law will beat the old lady (dog head) together."
It’s so wicked hahahaha.
"Punch Nanshan Nursing Home and kick Beihai Kindergarten. This sentence finally became concrete (laughing and crying)."
"I just finished fighting with my husband, and he laughed like a pig. He thought I was not convinced, so he fucked me again (crying to death)."
You,
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Yu Huanshui also stopped laughing and looked at Lin Feng with a look of help.
"Boss, this..."
Lin Feng sat back in front of the screen, holding his belly, and said with a smile: "The old lady who was 80 didn't expect that there would be such a hurdle.
Dude, I fucking thought it was about you and your sister-in-law, but you ended up talking about this. .
I was convinced too.
Brothers, have you seen what it means to be a real man?
A real man can say nothing about love!
But dignity can be talked about all day and night. ”
man:. . .
Lin Feng: "Come on, buddy, just tell me your problem."
Man: "I just want to ask how you can get this old lady to stop chewing my wife's tongue?"
Lin Feng waved his hand and said: "There is no way, buddy, chewing your wife's tongue is a kind of culture. They chew out nostalgia and warmth in the world.
When I was a child, I was happy to sit at the end of the room and listen to the chatter of the old ladies.
Just sit there for a minute and you will be able to grasp the latest information in the village.
In less than five minutes, they had already badmouthed eight people.
After sitting for half an hour, I learned everything that happened in the village in the past year.
According to my many years of observation, I have summed up an experience: when the old ladies at the entrance of the village are not talking, never pass in front of them, otherwise you will be the next one to talk. ”
Well. .
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"The eldest brother sits at the end of the room and listens to the chatter of the old ladies."
"Brother: I am proud of this (dog head)."
Ha ha ha ha.
“There are good information centers set up in every township (laughing and crying).”
"I sat at the entrance of the village for five minutes and they already said bad things about eight people. I'm really convinced, hahaha."
"The most powerful intelligence agency in the Dragon Kingdom - Village Intelligence Unit 6. It can make you famous in an instant, or it can destroy your family in an instant (sunglasses)."
So true.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "You must ask me what to do?
Dude,
All I can say is to be open-minded,
Who is she talking about? She is not just talking about you.
She is over 80 years old anyway, or you will burn her to death.
Either join if you can't beat it.
Get together with the old lady and join forces to chew other people's wives. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"If you can't beat me, join in and chew other people's wives' tongues together, hahahaha."
"I will unite the powerful (laughing to death)."
"I'm not afraid of bad guys, but I'm afraid of them gathering together. Hahaha."
"Male: I finally found an organization and let myself go (slightly)."
Ha ha ha ha. . . . . . . .
"Okay, let me think about it."
The man got off the microphone angrily.
Lin Feng said with a smile: "The east and west have short families, whose eldest daughter is going to have a miscarriage, whose daughter-in-law scratched her husband's face, and you can't offend anyone but those old ladies in the village.
Anyway, I can't beat him if I fight him. Otherwise, he would have been defeated by more than 20 meals in three years.
If you are not convinced, then you can join.
Let me tell you,
If you want to have a good reputation, you must have a good relationship with these old ladies in the village.
You don’t have a wife anyway, maybe you’ll get a wife if you chew on it.
How nice! ”
After taking a puff of cigarette, Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room: "Speaking of the countryside, there are two things that impressed me the most. One is the old lady in the village chewing her wife's tongue, and the other is fighting.
Let me tell you, don’t look at the yellow-haired will-o’-the-wisps, they all look like gangsters.
Those who really fight hard are in the countryside.
When rural people fight, the whole village fights together.
I remember one year during the Lantern Festival, the village next door had a famous dragon lantern, so I ran over to see it,
That day there happened to be a fight between two villages, and I stood by and watched. I was 13 years old in junior high school at the time, and I remember it very clearly.
People thought I was from their village, but actually I walked from a neighboring village to see the dragon lanterns,
I'm not from that village at all,
As a result, people in his village got into a fight and beat me up.
My dad was very angry when he found out and brought a group of people from the village to look for him. When they saw that they had hit the wrong person, they apologized to me.
They also apologized and paid for something, so my dad just let it go.
When I came back, my dad called me stupid for not running away when someone was fighting.
To be honest, it was the first time I saw so many people fighting, so I just watched the fun,
I was holding a chestnut in my hand at the time, the roasted chestnut with sugar. I stood by and ate it while watching the fight, and in the end, I was also beaten.
My dad said I was stupid and deserved to be beaten.
In fact, I think it’s pretty good. Why? Think about it. If someone hits me alone, I might be angry.
But so many people beat me together, and I didn’t see clearly who hit me, so I just pretended that no one hit me.
Once I adjusted my mentality, I no longer felt angry.
Later, they apologized to me, and my dad took me to buy a bag of sugar-roasted chestnuts and some toys. I was still very happy. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"I was beaten for watching the fun, hahahaha."
"When I was a kid, I loved to hold a meal and watch people fight, but I knew to stand far away (laughing and crying)."
"People stand far away to watch the fun, but the eldest brother stands in the middle of the line (dog head)."
"Not unfair at all (cover face)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"I didn't see clearly who hit me = no one hit me hahaha."
"Ah Q's spiritual victory method. If one person hits me, I will get angry. If so many people hit me, I don't even know who hit me... I won't be angry anymore. (Sunglasses)"
The big brother is so talented, hahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "When I saw so many people preparing to fight, they started to curse. I was very happy to see the excitement,
I just took the chestnuts to eat, and deliberately moved you forward to eat them,
I thought they would abide by martial ethics and just beat their own people. It has nothing to do with me, an outsider.
Unexpectedly, they admitted their mistake and beat me together.
I was 13 years old at that time, and I was in puberty, and I was full of energy.
If you want to say that someone hits me, then I will definitely be angry, then I will definitely fight back,
But there were so many people beating me. The whole village was so crowded that I couldn’t even see clearly when so many people were beating me together.
You said I should be angry with you.
The only disadvantage is that the people in the village over there thought I was from this village and were beating me,
He who lives in this village thinks I am from that village,
So I felt like both groups were beating me up.
There were so many people, I couldn’t see their faces clearly.
I saw the one with the red sleeves on his arm beating me, and the one with the black pencil case on his arm also beating me,
So I don’t know who hit me clearly.
So I would like to advise you, if brothers go to the countryside to watch folk activities or something like that, and the other party gets into a fight, as an outsider, you should stay away,
Because the other party really can't tell whether you are from the opposite village. ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"I saw a fight and deliberately moved forward to join in, hahahaha."
"I'll beat you (dog head) for watching the fun and bringing your own snacks."
Ha ha ha ha.
“The one with the red sleeves is beating me, and the one with the black bag is also beating me, both of them are beating me together (laughing and crying).”
"It's so miserable hahahaha."
"Why did I laugh so happily when my eldest brother was beaten (covering my face)."
"I really feel sorry for my brother and want to laugh again (haha)."
"Because I feel happy when I eat melon (raise eyebrows)."
Hahahahaha. (End of chapter)