Chapter 193 The bright moonlight in front of the bed (Part 2)
This little poem neither pursues the novelty of imagination nor the exquisiteness of rhetoric; it expresses the homesickness of distant visitors with fresh and simple writing. The scene is the scene, the emotion is the emotion, so fresh, so lifelike, so moving, yet profound and thought-provoking.
Li Ke praised: "Erlang's quatrain is written in a loose tone. The so-called person who does not work hard but works hard deserves the four words 'wonderful in the world'!"
Princess Gao Yang was so angry that she bulged her mouth and felt very angry.
Her literary talent is not as good as the scribes here, but she is not without appreciation, so she is even more angry! This dead Fang Jun, stinky Fang Jun, damn black-faced god, clearly knows that I don’t like him composing poems for that vixen. Not only does he insist on doing it, but he also does it so well. Are you sincerely opposing me?
Stinky toad, just wait for me, this matter will never end...
Only Miss Mingyue was a little disappointed. This poem... was of course excellent, and it also had his own name in it. It was completely natural. It was obvious that Fang Jun had put his heart into it. But why does it always feel a bit far-fetched?
Although she has her own name, it is more like referring to the bright moon in the sky, rather than her as the bright moon...
Hearing everyone's compliments, a strange smile appeared on Fang Junhei's face, he clapped his hands, attracting everyone's attention, and said with a smile: "Everyone, it seems that you have not seen Fang's kindness. You work hard..."
Everyone was stunned and confused.
Fang Jun said seriously: "First of all, this is a ci. Although there is no corresponding word card, it is definitely a ci."
Li Ke said in surprise: "It's clearly a five-character quatrain. If you say it's a quatrain, how do you segment the sentence?"
Fang Jun smiled and said: "Let's listen to Fang Haosheng explain it to everyone."
He coughed, cleared his throat, and chanted: "Beside the bed, the bright moon, the light... This is the first sentence, read it like this. What does it mean? Ahem, it means that in front of the bed, there is a girl named Mingyue, Well, she is naked..."
"Bang"
Li Ke accidentally knocked over a plate and stained his sleeves with vegetable oil stains, but he didn't notice it and looked at Fang Jun with dumbfounded eyes.
Fang Jun ignored it and continued: "The second sentence is like frost on the ground...what does it mean? It means that Miss Yue's skin is as white as snow and frost..."
"Looking up at the bright moon... This is the literal meaning. I raised my head and looked at the girl Mingyue... I lowered my head and thought about my hometown. Ah, I remembered that far away in my hometown, there was still a poor wife waiting for me to return home. treat Although Miss Mingyue is extremely beautiful, even whiter and more beautiful than the clear frost in autumn, how can I covet beauty and indulge in pleasure for a while, but forget about my wife and children at home..."
Everyone was dumbfounded.
How the hell... can you explain it this way?
It is clear that a famous poem with a style that is simply otherworldly can be analyzed into such a vulgar and unbearable... lewd | poem | erotic | lyrics?
Miss Mingyue bit her lip, her delicate body trembling with anger, and the bun on her head trembled slightly, showing her angry mood at the moment.
This guy is indeed a bad guy!
The little maid behind you has a resentful look on her face. I've warned you a long time ago, girl, that guy's dark face shows that he is not a good person, and he has a criminal record...
Some of the people present were shocked, some were funny, some were angry, and some were resentful, but the happiest person was none other than Princess Gaoyang.
Princess Gao Yang felt that her mood today was indescribable. Sometimes she was angry, sometimes happy, sometimes annoyed, and sometimes extremely beautiful... It was just like the waves on the legendary sea, rising and falling, high and low, making People come and go...
Her Royal Highness the Princess looked at the pretty girl Mingyue whose face was flushed, and she felt extremely happy, hum! Who told you to show off your coquettishness everywhere? Now you are very embarrassed, right?
Deserve it!
When I looked at Fang Jun again, I wasn't angry anymore. I thought the guy with the black face was pretty good-looking...
Well, since you are firm and have not been seduced by this coquettish man, I won’t argue with you today.
The little princess pursed her lips and snickered. She was worried about Miss Mingyue's face and didn't laugh heartily. After all, she was still a kind girl.
Fang Jun never calculated that Princess Gaoyang not only did not get what he wanted, but was angry with him for actually reciting an "obscene poem" in public, and instead praised him for having the courage to tease Miss Mingyue...
This can only be said that even though Fang Jun has been a man for two generations and has an above-average IQ and EQ, he is still as ignorant as a fool about women's thoughts...
Li Ke's expression was extremely strange. After all, Miss Mingyue was his guest. Although he was a humble servant, Li Ke had a compassionate character and would never embarrass a woman in public.
With a dry cough, Li Ke said helplessly: "Erlang, it's a bit too much..."
Halfway through, he was interrupted.
Miss Mingyue bit her cherry lips, her beautiful eyes were reddish, she stared at Fang Jun and gritted her teeth and said: "Fang Erlang is indeed a genius. I dare you to ask Fang Erlang if you can compose another song?"
Li Ke was stunned and said softly: "Miss Mingyue, Erlang is just joking. Although this poem is a bit excessive, it is mostly ridiculing. Even if it is spread, it will not have a great negative impact on the girl's reputation... ”
Miss Mingyue smiled sadly and said softly: "The slave family has been reduced to a lowly status and fallen into the dust. What kind of reputation can there be? Today I just want to see Fang Erlang's seven and a half talents. Can I still write another song with the slave family's humble name? ?”
It is true that she is in trouble, but who knows her difficulties?
How could a daughter's family as innocent as hers be willing to be reduced to trying to please and make fun of others unless they had no choice but to do so?
The environment she lives in, the words she hears, and the molestation she suffers have already put this girl, who was born in a noble family but now has to live in a prison-like place, on the verge of collapse...
But this is fine, no matter what kind of poem it is, no matter how low it affects your dignity, just grit your teeth and endure it with all your strength.
As long as his reputation reaches the ears of those self-proclaimed Confucian scholars, then the task will be completed as soon as possible, and he will be able to escape as soon as possible...
Fang Jun was silent when he heard the words.
He deliberately misinterpreted the song "Quiet Night Thoughts" in this way. Although he was very wary of the Mingyue girl in his heart, it was also partly a joke.
But now, I feel a little regretful.
He didn't know why the Mingyue girl kept pestering him for poems, but it was obvious that this girl was not willing to fall for herself. Whether it was due to life experiences or ulterior motives, she always guarded her dignity.
That is a bottom line that cannot be violated.
Therefore, when Fang Jun's crooked poem touched this bottom line, her heart was immediately torn apart and dripping with blood...
Fang Jun raised his glass with a wry smile and said apologetically: "I have run out of ideas today, and I am afraid that I will no longer have the energy to recite poems and compose poems. If the girl is interested, you might as well wait until you have free time in the future. Fang will consider a poem and give it to the girl. This glass of wine Dear girl, Fang is being abrupt!”
Drink it all in one gulp.
A prince like Li Ke who was born into an emperor's family has a sharp ear, eyes and mind, so he is good at adjusting the atmosphere. Upon seeing this, he immediately raised his glass and invited everyone to drink with him.
The atmosphere gradually became warmer, and Miss Mingyue no longer mentioned asking for poems.
Fang Jun didn't know whether it was because he was apologetic, or because he had been too preoccupied recently and failed to control his drinking, so he rarely drank too much.
Princess Gaoyang, who had been watching with cold eyes, turned her beautiful eyes and raised the corners of her mouth when she saw Fang Jun's drunken appearance...
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, I would like to give you a daily update of 10,000 words to refresh myself...
(End of chapter)