Chapter 194 Inspection
The meal was full of twists and turns, but ended happily.
Fang Jun, who has always had a good drinker in his two lives, finally became drunk on the spot due to the excessive alcohol.
The Fang family's servants were waiting in the concierge. After everyone left, Li Ke originally planned to call him in, and he would send two more people to send Fang Jun back.
Princess Gao Yang said softly: "I'm afraid the third brother is a little reckless today. Although it is right to praise Ji Wen, it is not enough to use him to suppress Fang Jun. This is also the case. Fang Jun has a strong temper. I am afraid that I am already dissatisfied with the third brother’s behavior, why not take this opportunity to stay with Fang Jun to ease the relationship?”
Although Li Ke doted on this sister, he also admired her mind very much, and he deeply believed it when he heard this.
Princess Gaoyang waved her little hand and casually ordered the two little palace ladies around her: "Why don't you help Fang Erlang to the guest room to wait for him to sleep?"
"No!"
The two little maids were the personal maids brought by Princess Gaoyang from the palace. After hearing this, they responded with low eyebrows and stepped forward to help Fang Jun, who was already sleeping soundly. Unexpectedly, although Fang Jun did not seem to be burly, he had strong muscles and broad shoulders and a thick back. The two weak and slender little girls managed to hold Fang Jun up, one on the left and one on the right, putting Fang Jun's arms on their own thin shoulders, biting His teeth were full of energy to suck the milk, and he just "carried" it out with a staggering step.
Li Ke felt something was wrong at first. How could he let Princess Gaoyang's maid serve Fang Jun in his own house? But then I thought about it, although these two people are like enemies and don't understand each other, they can't go against the holy will, and they will get married after all. It makes sense for their maid to serve their fiancée.
What's more, he also desperately hopes to tie up Fang Jun's fish through marriage. With his close relationship with Princess Gaoyang, Fang Jun will definitely be on his side once they get married.
Li Ke is now paying more and more attention to Fang Jun. This man seems to be crude and reckless, but in fact he has a beautiful heart. Not only is he full of tricks, he is also talented in making money, and he has unparalleled literary talent. He will surely shine in the future. Eyes, famous all over the world.
Combined with the friendship between myself and Fang Jun, how could such a person not be used by me?
Thinking of this, he just let it go and left everything to Princess Gaoyang to take care of.
Although the mansion of King Wu Li Ke had just taken over and had not yet had time to undergo large-scale reconstruction and expansion, the foundation left behind was very good. With a little tidying up, the rich and majestic atmosphere will be revealed.
The two maids helped Fang Jun into the guest room and "threw" him on the bed. Fang Jun turned over in a daze, muttered something, and continued to sleep soundly.
"Oh my God, this man is so dead..."
The maid in the red skirt was panting, leaning on the couch and complaining softly.
"It's just that I don't know how to train these muscles. They are so stiff that it hurts."
Another maid in a green undershirt rubbed her sore arm and complained.
"Hey, why do you think His Highness wants us to serve him? This is Prince Wu's Mansion, so the maids of the Prince's Mansion should be here."
"You can't say that. After all, he will also be our consort in the future, and we are not outsiders, right?"
"That's true..." The maid in the red dress thought for a while, tilted her little head, bit her lip, and with a red face, she leaned into her companion's ear and whispered softly: "You said... In the future, His Highness will be with this person. Now that we are married, will we...become married girls?"
"Bah!"
The maid in the green skirt spat, her fair face turned red with embarrassment, she pinched the maid in the red skirt and said shyly: "What nonsense are you talking about? I'm not ashamed..."
The maid in the red dress said aggrievedly: "Why are you talking nonsense? The two of us have followed His Highness since childhood. We are the most considerate. If it were another girl who became the first wife, Your Highness would not be afraid of being competed for favor by those coquettish hoofs?"
When the maid in green skirt thought about it, it made sense...
Will you follow Her Royal Highness and marry into this guy's family in the future?
Feeling a little uneasy, I quietly turned around and glanced at the sleeping Fang Jun. I suddenly felt that although Fang Erlang was not so handsome, he was still very attractive, especially with his strong physique. They were close to each other when they were helping each other. The body odor of a healthy man is very delicious...
Thinking of this, my little face is already burning like the sunset...
"Eh? What are you two doing?"
Princess Gaoyang walked gently through the door and saw two maids. One was standing in a daze, the other was leaning on the couch rubbing her arms, her face was red. The situation was very strange...
The two little maids were frightened by the sudden appearance of Princess Gaoyang and jumped up like rabbits with arrows.
Princess Gao Yang glanced at the two little maids, wondering what was going on with them.
But she had no intention of paying attention to them now. She took two steps forward and saw that Fang Jun was sleeping soundly, so she ordered: "Take off his clothes!"
"Eh?"
"Huh?"
The two little maids were dumbfounded and thought they were hearing hallucinations.
Princess Gaoyang stamped her feet anxiously: "Hurry up and do it!"
The two little maids looked at me, and I looked at you, and then looked at Princess Gaoyang together, with embarrassed little faces, and asked: "Isn't there something wrong with this?"
Princess Gao Yang was anxious, wondering when the third brother would come over, and there would be no chance.
Liu raised his eyebrows and said: "Do you want me to do it myself?"
The two maids didn't dare to say anything anymore. They walked to the bed slowly and unwillingly, and began to undress and untie Fang Jun. They felt extremely aggrieved: We haven't even gotten married yet, so they have to get us together. La...
Although Fang Jun was very heavy, the two maids were used to serving people. They took off Fang Jun's coat in a few seconds, leaving only the moon-white middle coat. The maid in the red skirt pulled over a quilt and wanted to Cover Fang Jun to prevent him from falling asleep drunk and getting cold.
"Why stop? Keep taking it off!"
Princess Gaoyang's beautiful eyes were shining brightly as she continued to give orders.
The two maids were completely dumbfounded. They looked at Fang Jun's thin tunic and then looked at His Highness: "Um... do you still need to take it off?"
If you take it off again, there will be nothing left...
Princess Gao Yang bit her lip, her delicate face flushed with dissatisfaction, but her tone was firm: "Take them off, and then...test him...to see if he is a rabbit..."
The two maids were completely stunned.
The maid in the red dress almost cried: "Your Highness...isn't this bad?"
Princess Gaoyang is also a little shy. After all, for a young girl who has not yet left the palace to instruct two other little girls who are as white as paper to do such things, it is really beyond the limit of what she can bear...
But when I think about my happiness in the rest of my life, I can bear nothing.
"There are rumors outside that this Fang Jun is a rabbit husband... I will marry him in the future. If this person is really... that rabbit, wouldn't the rest of my life be completely ruined? So, you two try Try him, my happiness is all in your hands!”
Princess Gao Yang kept cheering up the two little maids. In fact, she felt very guilty. After all, this matter... was so ridiculous, but she couldn't think of any other way. As long as it is proved that Fang Jun has bad habits and reported to his father, the marriage can naturally be cancelled.
The maid in green skirt was so embarrassed that she almost tore the hem of her clothes. Qiqi Aiai said: "Didn't His Highness arrange for Wu Meiniang to test him?"
Princess Gaoyang waved her little fist and said angrily: "Speaking of that Wu Mei Niang, I am angry! She was originally sent to infiltrate the enemy, but what happened? She was actually bribed by this guy. I sent her several times When people ask her the truth, they try to put in good words for this bastard! Her words are no longer credible, so we can do it ourselves!”
Having said that, no matter how reluctant the two maids were, they did not dare to go against Princess Gaoyang's wishes.
The two of them are like young grass under the roots of a tree. They rely on the big tree of Princess Gaoyang to protect them from the wind and rain. Not to mention "the goods of the house inspector", even if they are given as gifts, You have to bear it obediently.
Princess Gao Yang watched the two maids trembling like two little quails as they stepped forward and took off Fang Jun's last clothes. She quickly turned around and stood in front of the window. She said in a trembling tone: "Hurry up. I...will give you a lookout..."
"Oh..."
The two little maids reluctantly agreed, and then you looked at me and saw the other's pretty face was as red as fire, but for a moment no one dared to reach out, and the situation was somewhat deadlocked.
"You go first..."
"I don't dare...you should go first."
"But you are my sister, you should first..."
"Now you remember that I am your sister? You first!"
"But...this thing is so scary, I don't dare..."
The two little maids were whispering, and Princess Gaoyang was almost furious! Even if you do such a small thing, you are scared to death. Why are you so stupid?
"Hurry up, you two, do you want me to do it myself?"
The two little maids said to themselves: That's the best. It's up to you to deal with your man yourself...
But I just thought about it, but I didn’t dare to say it after all.
They looked at each other and knew they couldn't hide, so they gritted their teeth and glared, saying in unison: "Let's go together..."
So, the two people closed their eyes nervously, and stretched out their four delicate white hands tremblingly...
Fortunately, this was in the Tang Dynasty. If they had done such shameless things in the Ming and Qing dynasties, these two people would have ended up in a pig cage...
It's a pity that Her Royal Highness Princess Gaoyang, who is as pure as a white lotus, does not know that there are actually differences between "rabbits" in this world. At least in terms of behavior, there are two types, one is "aggressive" ", one is "receiving"...
Not to mention, creatures like "rabbits" are probably against some things that normal men love because of some psychological factors. However, when they are drunk and unconscious, the physical stimulation to their bodies will only naturally trigger their gender-specific nature.
In the final analysis, Her Royal Highness Princess Gaoyang's "inspection" method is extremely ignorant, extremely stupid, and extremely ridiculous. The wrong method is destined to make it impossible to obtain the truth.
Fang Jun, who was still dreaming, had a dream.
In the dream, he finally got married to Princess Gaoyang. In order to prevent this stinky girl from going out to hook up with the monk, he tried his best all day long, fighting day and night, vowing to subdue this goblin so that she would no longer have the intention to hook up with the monk. Four...
However, Princess Gaoyang was finally defeated by her own "prestige" and begged for mercy in tears. Fang Junzheng was too comfortable, how could he withdraw his troops and stop fighting? Princess Gaoyang could not resist, so she had to call two more goblins to help.
Fang Jun was not afraid at all, and the more he fought, the braver he became, and he fought until the sky was dark, the earth was dark, the stars and the moon were dim, and finally he was defeated, and he was exhausted...
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