Chapter 112 The World of Gods
Ye Xin couldn't help but dodge, but she didn't beg for mercy at all: "I'm sorry! If I hadn't persuaded you, you would still want to continue drinking!"
Jiang Shu Yi said: "You didn't even tell us that the wine was so intoxicating, you just did it deliberately!"
"Didn't you tell me?" Ye Xin pretended to recall: "I remember Boss Xu asked us to write "Hometown" at the beginning of the first year of high school. He read my composition to the whole class. I wrote that plum wine is delicious but easy to get drunk... ah You didn’t pay attention in class! You were caught by me..."
"You are bad!"
"That's right, it's bad!"
"Don't make trouble! If you make trouble again, I won't tell you who carried you up and what happened at that time..."
"Ah—— "When Zhang Xinyi and Jiang Shuyi heard this, they didn't want to live anymore, and they rushed towards Ye Xin to cover her mouth.
Mother Mu looked at them playing with a smile and said with a smile: "It's dinner, let's come in and eat."
The meal is not complicated, steamed fat intestines with rice flour, steamed pork with rice flour, bacon sausage, noon I made chicken and tofu puddings from the remaining tofu puddings, and bought a few seasonal vegetables and a portion of pickled bamboo shoots and ginger.
It was still plum wine, but this time everyone was honest, and small cups were placed in front of them.
This wine is indeed so delicious that no one can bear to give it up.
There were some more guests in the evening, such as Uncle Qiu’s family and several neighbors.
During the dinner, everyone talked about the forest farm, the stories of the forest farm, the forest farm and Fubao Town...those weird stories...
Why is the moon so round? The mandrill is about to come out...
When the moon is not there, ghosts will come out...
The studious He Yongmei asked a question, what about when the moon is neither round nor missing?
Uncle Qiu said that we should come out together, and he often sat on the grave to chat with the Zhang family and the Li family...
And the legend has been passed down to this day, and has been modified and perfected by generations of people. , has become logically unbreakable.
The people who often come on stage all have their own names. Zhu Yuke is an old rooster, Huang Daosheng is a weasel, and there is an old ghost named Yin Pianzi who holds a hand. The oar is said to be used to ferry people to the underworld.
These few people all have a hobby. They like to sit on graves and tombstones, and look for lone pedestrians to set up dragon gate formations.
Zhu Yuke used to like wearing a red hat, but now times have changed, so he wears the red hat. He looks almost like an ordinary person. He only ties a red rope around his waist and puts his clothes down so that everyone can't see. arrive.
Huang Daosheng’s previous Taoist robe was now eye-catching, so he also changed it. His clothes were the same as those of ordinary people, but everyone should look more carefully when meeting strangers. If someone’s bottom button is yellow, Yes, well, then you probably have to be careful...
Yin paddlers basically don’t come to the mountains now. It’s really not decent to get a paddle on the mountain, so now they mainly move along the Anxi River in Xiatou Township. .
These ghost stories are much more interesting than Yan Xiao's. Zhou Zhi listened to them with great interest and felt that it would be good to write them into a supernatural novel.
This is the "Men in Black" in Fubao Town. Several characters are the aliens living on the earth in the movie!
Details determine success or failure. The details of these stories are so rich that they make the listeners feel as if they have seen these people in the crowd.
He Yongmei was very serious and asked if there was any way to guard against these pranks.
Uncle Qiu said yes, that is to carry the Barmao sword.
The Barmao sword is a magic weapon commonly used by witches in the countryside. It is actually made of Barmao grass and cut with a sickle to look like a sword.
Then put it on your back, some weirdos will be scared when they see it, and they won't tease you from behind.
He Yongmei stuttered, but...but what if they...came from the front?
You have to be more polite when you come face to face, and you cry about poverty and suffering. For example, you cry about not being able to finish your homework. When you go back to school and the teachers want to criticize you, they won’t attack you. Maybe...
He Yongmei asked what could be possible?
Maybe when you get home and get up the next day, you will find that someone has finished your homework for you...
But...but I have nothing to cry about in my studies...and every time I finish my homework quickly...and the teacher always praises me...if I lie to the immortal, will it be even worse when the immortal finds out?
Uncle Qiu said this must not be deceived. The immortal hates being deceived.
He Yongmei is really going to cry, then I am not dead...
Yan Xiao said Yongmei, you are stupid, you just cry, you feel sorry for me, look at me, where is the homework? Finished? !
Everyone laughed, this cheating and slipping up without doing homework has its benefits!
After finishing a meal of steamed pork with rice flour, the one and a half acres of Mu Ruyun's house was filled with all kinds of gods.
In addition to the household gods on the ancestral tablets in the house, there is also the Toilet Yaogu'er in the toilet, Huo Lingjun in the woodshed, Dou Wenjun in the cattle pen, Prince Zhao (Zao) in the kitchen, and Prince Zhao. There is a baby living in a water tank, named Zhao (Zhao) Yao'er...
There is also one in the millstone, that one is... Gang Jing.
In fact, in Zhou Zhi's heart, these gods are very cute, but for the girls, it's over.
These places in Lao Mu's house are dim and dark. Many places don't even have lights at all. The toilet is next to the pig pen and the feet are in the kitchen.
The girls haven't taken a shower for several days. Before, they just wiped themselves down and finished their work. Now they have to take a shower, wash clothes, and... whatever they do, it feels like there are eyes staring at them from the dark.
Not to mention the girls, even Fang Wenyu and Yan Xiao were a little scared.
Yan Xiao has finally met his match. He is the best at creating this kind of atmosphere. As a result, when Uncle Qiu came and fucked him directly, he was so excited. Moreover, once Yan Xiao, an imaginative person like him, was knocked down, he would be even more unbearable than Fang Wenyu.
Fang Wenyu has righteousness in his heart, it is natural.
Zhou Zhi's personality is actually similar to Yan Xiao's, but he has the bonus of literary and historical skills. The behavior of those great figures in history who cut down mountains and destroyed temples to eliminate prostitution and sacrifices was really a matter of gods and ghosts. He has not been too afraid of these things since he was a child.
For example, when my mother went back to her fifth uncle’s house, she was afraid of the ancestral graves on the hill behind her.
Zhou Zhi found it unbelievable. These are all relatives, and he has their flesh and blood. Should he really seize the opportunity to have a good chat if he encounters something wrong? It’s too late to be surprised, so why be scared?
In the end, Zhou Zhi, Yan Xiao, Mu Ruyun, and Fang Wenyu were guarding three places. Mu Ruyun guarded the kitchen, helped the girls get hot water, and watched them wash clothes; Fang Wenyu guarded the door of the bathhouse, guarding them. Take a shower inside; Zhou Zhi and Yan Xiao escort the girls to the toilet.
After washing and drying the clothes, everyone went upstairs. Then Mu’s father unchained the two big wolfdogs and let them run freely in the yard.
Zhang Xinyi was so frightened that he took Ye Xin and squeezed into a bed together with Jiang Shuyi and Jiang Shuyi.
The monk and the aircraft are in the same room, the commander and the salt mouse are in the same room, and the Xueshan and Yongmei are in the same room.
Daman no longer lives in his own house and comes to live with Zhou Zhi.
Now, Mu Ruyun has the opportunity to thank Zhou Zhi for letting his mother get rid of the knot caused by her accent.
Zhou Zhi found it funny and told Lao Mu that this was a chain of discrimination.
Many people in the forest farm management office are from the city of Jiachuan. They laugh at their rural accents here, but little do they know that once they leave Jiachuan, they themselves will become the butt of jokes from outsiders because of their accents.
In fact, you don’t have to worry about what others think. You know its value in your heart and you are proud of it. This is true cultural self-confidence, which is immune to all poisons.
Mu's father wanted to use "Liupanshan·Qingpingle" to criticize others, but in the final analysis it was still a sign of guilty conscience; Mu's mother smiled calmly and calmly, that was when the inner demons were truly gone. Really awesome.
In fact, the difficulty of this final exam brought a lot of mental pressure to everyone. The dinner at night made everyone fall into a deep sleep.
Zhou Zhi was not used to getting up late. When the rooster in the chicken farm behind the house started to crow, she had already woken up and walked out of the room quietly.
Although the sleep time is still not long, the quality is very good. Coupled with the fresh air in the mountains and the rich negative oxygen ions in the virgin forest, when Zhou Zhi opens the door, he feels that the breath of the mountains and forests blows away the turbid air in the body. The body becomes refreshed and refreshed.
On the other side, Feng Xueshan got up very early, and the two stood in the corridor, looking at each other and smiling.
“Good morning, Xueshan.”
“It’s early for you, too, Zhou Zhi.”
“Go downstairs for a walk?”
"Don't dare, there are two big dogs."
"It doesn't matter, they already know us. These two dogs are well cared for by Uncle Mu."
Come to the stairs When he opened his mouth, he found that the two big dogs were also busy. The second man was walking towards the woodshed holding the sack that he used as a bed. The third man also turned around from the back of the house, also holding a sack in his mouth.
"Are you up? Why don't you sleep a little longer?" Mother Mu was cutting pigweed.
“It was so comfortable to sleep this time. It’s good to be in the mountains.” Zhou Zhi smiled and said, “What are the two barbarians and the three barbarians doing?”
"I don't know how deep you slept last night." Mother Mu smiled and said, "There are wild animals around. Two savages and three savages are guarding the house. When it gets dark and more people get up, they will pack up the bed and put it back in the woodshed."< br>
"Hey! This is so spiritual! When the monk found out, he was still jealous!" Zhou Zhi couldn't help but praise: "How did Uncle Mu take care of himself?! Eh! Where are the others? "
"He asked you, Uncle Qiu, to look at the traces. The grain is hard. It's not okay for this man to collect half of the pigs. "
"Then let him feed the chickens. We're gone." Zhou Zhi said, "I'll be back later to help my aunt pick out pig food!"
"Oh, how can I let you do this?" Mother Mu quickly stopped her.
"Don't worry, Auntie, I often do this job too." Zhou Zhi began to gather the chopped vegetable leaves into a large basket: "It's at the monk's house. Where is the bran?"
"Then I'll trouble you, brantou. In the kitchen." Mother Mu stopped being polite when she saw Zhou Zhi's attitude.
The chicken pen is surrounded by a bamboo fence and is in a citrus grove. The citrus grove is blooming. The unique volatile aroma makes both Zhou Zhi and Feng Xueshan feel very comfortable.
“Are those chicken coops on the trees?” Feng Xueshan was curious when she saw some small huts on the trees.
“Yes.”
"Chickens in the city all live in cages, but the chickens here have a good life."
"Actually, the chickens here are quite miserable. Suddenly a snake or a weasel appears."
said Wanzhouzhi shook his head again: "No, there are two barbarians and three barbarians here, and those two dogs are not easy to get along with. These chickens are really for Xueshan. You are right, and your life is good."
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