In Nobi Nobita's room, this legendary place that once raised dinosaurs and entertained aliens, after sitting happily chatting and laughing with Doraemon and Nobi Nobita for a while, classmate Wang Qiu met Nobi Nobita's mother Nobi again Tamako, and his father Nobi Daisuke.
Judging from the first impression, Nobi's mother is a housewife with a bad temper who hates Nobi Nobita all day long. In addition, she is also slightly vain, which makes Wang Qiu feel more like a Korean than a Japanese; as for Wang Qiu, Nobi's father is an ordinary, somewhat chubby traditional office worker. Except when he is drunk, he is usually afraid of his wife to death...
Although they have shortcomings of one kind or another, in general, both Nobi and his wife are good people who are easy to get along with. When Wang Qiu politely gave Nobi's father a multi-purpose military knife issued by the US military, and gave Nobi's mother a can of military coffee powder with a Stars and Stripes label, the attitude of the middle-aged couple became even more enthusiastic, even He also invited Wang Qiu to stay and have dinner with him.
Then, Wang Qiu was stunned by the table full of small plates and bowls on the Nobi family dining table.
——The Japanese don’t eat like us Chinese. Each dish on the Chinese table is served in only one bowl. The soup is in a large bowl or soup pot, and everyone drinks it with a spoon. But the Japanese eat from separate plates. When we watch Japanese dramas or anime, we will also notice that when they eat at home, although everyone’s dishes are the same, they must be divided into equal portions. Eat your own portion.
There is no way, the Japanese just like to use various small cups, dishes and bowls to hold some side dishes, snacks, and even condiments such as sauces. They don't bother to prepare several portions, each with a small bowl. For example, today Nobi’s mother cooked a decent home-cooked meal - the "one juice and three dishes" commonly eaten by Japanese families, that is, three dishes and one soup, because there are four people in the family, plus Wang Qiu. Guests, so a full twenty dishes and soup bowls must be prepared. In addition, there is a rice bowl for each person, as well as small plates for sauces and snacks...In total, there are probably more than thirty bowls.
Therefore, looking at the small plates and bowls on the table, Wang Qiu suddenly felt that Nobi’s mother must be working hard to wash the dishes after the meal
Compared with the large number of small plates and small bowls, the number of dishes in each plate is pitiful. It is probably not enough to feed a mouse - first of all, each person has a small grilled fish, only three to four inches. inches long, usually used to feed cats in China; then a bowl of vegetable salad, that The vegetable bowl is small enough to make kung fu tea. It contains only two slices of tomatoes, a handful of lettuce leaves and half a spoonful of sauce, which is probably enough for Wang Qiu to take one bite. Next is a portion of stewed taro, which is also only enough for one bite. , and finally a small bowl of kelp tofu miso soup...
——Wang Qiu finally understands why Doraemon can still eat after eating so many doraemon cakes every day. At the same time, he also understands why Japanese schools provide nutritious lunches to students: such a small amount of food, How can it be eaten by adolescent children?
In short, after Wang Qiu returned to his home, he went to Lanzhou Ramen Restaurant and ordered a bowl of beef ramen, so he did not wake up hungry in the middle of the night...
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After getting acquainted with Doraemon and the others, Wang Qiu, who had always been thick-skinned due to his childhood longings and dreams, ignored the fact that he seemed to lose some points when playing with college students and elementary school students, and still took the time to visit them every day... and then soon... I have noticed many irrationalities in this world.
The first day was nothing, just sitting in Nobita Nobita's room and listening to him brag about his wonderful adventures in the past. Then, Doraemon took out the automatic medical kit and treated Wang Qiu's scars from the previous dog fight. He also injected a strange medicine, which instantly made his skin as smooth as new. The effect seemed to be better than that of the main god space. Whole body repair is even better—— Thanks to this thing, Nobita Nobita was able to be as alive and healthy as he is now after fighting so many formidable opponents, instead of missing his arms and legs and lying dying on the hospital bed...
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To put it bluntly, Doraemon's various stories may also be considered as some form of infinite flow novels. Doraemon plays the role of the main god and guide - of course, a particularly kind and gentle version. The goal of "Infinite Horror" is to unlock the gene, while Doraemon's goal is to train Nobi, a loser, into a useful person for society... Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be very successful.
The next day came relatively early. Nobi Nobita hadn't finished school yet. Wang Qiu, led by Doraemon, wandered around the area near Nobi's house. Generally speaking, the Nobi family is located in the Tsukimidai area of Nerima District, Tokyo. They are all typical Japanese-style small houses, that is, two- or three-story buildings with low walls, with a small building in the middle. The empty space with three cement pipes piled up, coupled with the Tokyo Tower towering in the distance, really feels like a favorite place for all kinds of space monsters to cause destruction... But the problem is that in a secluded residential area some distance from Nobi's house, Wang Qiu made a rather horrifying discovery - there was a Maori detective agency that didn't seem to be very prosperous, and there was another in the open space nearby. A quiet little boy wearing glasses was playing football... Out of caution, Wang Qiu immediately turned around and left without going up to say hello.
(Explanation: In "Detective Conan", the living environment of Edogawa Conan, the god of death elementary school student)
On the third day, Wang Qiu was surprised to find a strange white animal on a remote street corner not far from Nobita's house. It had a body like a cat and a rabbit, but it had a big fox-like tail - this The tail is so big that it covers its body.
When Wang Qiu met this guy, he was squatting in front of the telephone pole, holding half a biscuit in one paw. His little mouth was a cute "ω" shape, and his two ruby-like eyes were bright and round. The round little face seems to be smiling all the time, and the big tail is coming from behind it. It swung back and forth... However, despite its cute appearance, Wang Qiu, who had vaguely guessed this guy's true identity, broke out in a cold sweat on the spot. Before it could say, "Please sign a contract with me and become Magical girl." He hurriedly ran away.
——Well, Comrade Wang Qiu, in fact, you don’t have to worry so much at all. Even if this guy is really Kyubey, he should basically be a lewd beast who specializes in seducing cute and cute girls. How could he like a rough guy like you? You are not the cute super transvestite in anime!
(Explanation: In "Puella Magi Madoka Magica", Kyubey, the villain who tricks an ignorant girl into signing a contract to become a magical girl and eventually becomes the Witch Collapse.)
On the fourth day, in order to explore the possible secrets hidden in the "Lord God Sphere" at hand, Wang Qiu contacted Nagato Yuki using Nobi's home phone number and agreed to meet at a cafe near Nobi's home. As a result, on the way to the cafe with Doraemon and the "Lord God", Wang Qiu accidentally saw a Japanese middle school teacher wearing a traditional kimono and geta, with a bird's nest of messy hair, and a With a rope tied around him, he yelled, "I'm in despair, I'm in despair! I'm completely in despair about this world!" while walking out of the school gate with a hand in his hand.
(Explanation: In "Desperate Teacher", the middle school teacher who uses "despair" as his catchphrase and has a strong suicidal tendency is a lustful person.)
In the end, because the research could not yield results for the time being, Wang Qiu asked Nagato Yuki to take back the "main god" who was currently in danger and think about it slowly.
The fifth day is New Year's Day - please don't ask the author to explain why Nobita Nobita still wears short-sleeved shirts and shorts in winter, and whether he is exercising his frost tolerance - in order to respect the local customs, Wang Qiu followed the Nobita family I went to a nearby shrine to pay my respects during the New Year, but I was shocked to find that the destination was actually called Higurashi Shrine. The name of the shrine maiden was Higurashi Kagome. There was also a famous sacred tree and a famous bone-eating well in the backyard of the shrine...
(Explanation: The initial scene of "Inuyasha" travels to the home of the heroine Kagome during the Warring States Period and staged a scene of "the relationship between humans and dogs".)
On the sixth day... After seeing so many things that were neither scientific nor reasonable, and experiencing the emotional evolution process from dullness, to numbness, and finally to complete calmness, Wang Qiu felt that Tokyo in this plane was really terrible. , it’s better to look elsewhere...
As a result, he had not yet decided whether to visit Nohara Shinnosuke or to visit Haruhi Suzumiya's home. Xiaoxin lived in Saitama Prefecture, which is very close to Tokyo, and the transportation was convenient, but Wang Qiu felt that he was not alone with a little kid. There is no common language; Haruhi Suzumiya is a cute girl full of energy, but she is far away in Hyogo Prefecture in the west of Japan, and Tokyo is located at the opposite ends of Japan , the long journey will probably be quite hard... Although I can borrow the door from Doraemon to get there directly, I can't guarantee that the door will not be misappropriated by Nobita Nobita before I come back from the visit. It is better to realize that it is gone by then. As for the escape route, it would be better to take the train directly from the beginning - he received a call from Nagato Yuki at Nobi's house:
"...Wang Qiusang, you should be with Doraemon now! I was at Xiaoxin's house in Kasukabe City, Saitama Prefecture, and something unusual was discovered!"
No matter what the situation, Nagato Yuki's voice was as smooth as a frozen lake, "... When Suzumiya Haruhi and I were visiting Xiaoxin's house, the 'Main God' ball that had been shut down suddenly started again. Announced that in six hours, everyone in Xiaoxin’s family would be Enter the scene of "Alien 1" together... Kasuga-san has now happily called Kyon, Asahina-senpai and Koizumi-kun from the SOS team, and Xiaoxin's family and Xiaoxin's friends are also ready. Now Just waiting for you..."
--What? Isn’t the main god’s space finished yet? And the infinitely terrifying time-travel experience is not over yet?
This sudden bad news made Wang Qiu, who was unprepared, his hands tremble for a moment and he almost dropped the phone.
However, just when Wang Qiu's expression changed drastically, Comrade Doraemon's eyes shone with excitement, and he shouted before hanging up the phone:
"...Oh oh oh! Something interesting finally happened again! Brother Wang Qiu, wait a minute! I'll call Nobi, Fat Tiger, and Shizuka, and let's go to Kasukabe together! How could such an interesting thing happen? What about our young adventure group?”
Seeing Doraemon swinging his two short, chubby legs and running out of the room "kick, kick, kick, kick", Wang Qiu couldn't help but touch his forehead and sigh.
——It seems that the bunch of bad things in the Lord God Space are not over yet...
Fortunately, I have three of the strongest adventure teams in history - Suzumiya Haruhi's SOS team... Crayon Shin-chan's Kasukabe Defense Team... Doraemon's Young Adventure Team... Wow, such a super luxurious alliance of incredible standards. If the lineup is dispatched together, I am afraid that even the top powers such as God, Allah and Buddha can be defeated. At the moment, they are just dealing with a small alien. Isn't it easy to capture?
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PS: I recently read a passage in a book that touched me deeply - "...Any story, once it takes shape, has a life of its own. It needs to face the sharp eyes of readers and critics alone. To a certain extent, it no longer has anything to do with the harsh cynicism or sarcasm of critics. ”
It can be seen from this that the reason why "The Rise of China" and "Infinite Horror" can create a genre, the reason why "Stealing the Ming" aroused such a shocking craze, the reason why "Lingao Qiming" has countless fan works, and the reason why "The Rabbit That Year" The reason why "Those Things" can be used in news TV backgrounds may be because they happen to entrust certain dreams of readers! Being able to write a living work is also the long-cherished wish of every author - I may have almost done it, but unfortunately I fell short in the end. Sigh~~~~~~ I hope the results of the new book can be even better.
Another passage is: "...It is inevitable that the author's daily habits are mixed into novels and articles. The character's personality is often a projection of the author's own personality. The fate of the character is often closely related to the author's experience." ——Well, it was only after I read Grandma Qiong Yao’s life story that I realized why she admired mistresses so much and why she emphasized that true love is invincible.
I think I am probably a bit more cold-blooded and like to destroy children's fantasies when my three views are basically correct. Who allowed all my childhood fantasies to be destroyed one by one by the harsh reality?