Chapter 7: How to eat hot pot with only 500 yen?
"...Indeed, if it is the 'God of Death' in "The God of Death", then everything that has happened recently can be explained."
No matter what the situation, Nagato Yuki's voice seemed to be as smooth as a frozen lake, "...Since the beginning of this Monday, I have vaguely felt some kind of malice that seemed to come from the universe, and there are a series of The unscrupulous 'information operation' kept arranging various killing plots for me and Haruhi Suzumiya, such as bread from the canteen mixed with highly toxic drugs, Bosozoku motorcycles rushing into the campus, and breaking... classroom window flying The baseballs and footballs that came in... Although these killing games were not worth mentioning in the face of Suzumiya Haruhi's unconscious counterattack, and I also relied on a series of 'information operations' to easily repel the above provocations, but this happened. Everything seemed like a coincidence, and I couldn't find out the true identity of the mastermind behind it, so I chose to live with Haruhi Suzumiya these days, both for personal surveillance and just in case.
However, in the past few days, I have not been able to find out what all this is going on, and of course I have not been able to let those murderous plots against me and Haruhi succeed. This stalemate seems to make the conspirators behind the scenes more and more anxious, and also makes the disaster in Nishinomiya City become larger and larger, and the power becomes more and more terrifying. Just now, when I went to the sea near the port area to investigate the disaster situation, this 'god of death' even created an underwater volcano to swallow me up, and also used thunder and lightning to block my retreat route. Although I finally withdrew, I received an electric shock on my waist..."
To be honest, the behavior of Nagato Yuki, the alien agent, also showed no trace of the shyness of a young girl - in full view of the public, she took off her sailor uniform without hesitation, revealing her waist. A large and shockingly ugly scar, "...don't worry, this level of damage will be repaired automatically in just two hours, without leaving any unnecessary traces on the skin..."
Although she said it very easily, everyone couldn't help but take a breath of cold air, and Haruhi Suzumiya immediately got angry beautifully:
"...Wow! How unreasonable! How dare a mere death to destroy my beautiful hometown! Injure my lovely members! What a courageous dog! Hey! That god of death whose name I don't know. ! Come out quickly! I promise not to beat you to death!”
She held up her reasonably good vagina, put one hand on her hips, pointed at the ceiling with the other, and shouted loudly with an awesome expression on her face.
Hey, dear Haruhi Suzumiya-san, do you think that as long as you yell, this god of death will be captured obediently?
However, in this incredible world, there are many things that you will lose if you take them seriously...
——Please remember, in front of Suzumiya Haruhi, no matter what kind of gods and demons, they are just scum with insufficient fighting power!
Therefore, under the stunned gaze of everyone, the "God of Death" that has troubled Nishinomiya City for a long time really slowly appeared in the corner!
——It was a black shadow with no specific fat or slim figure, wrapped in a long black cloak. There was also a big hood on the cloak, as if his head was slightly lowered. The front of the hood Covering less than half of his face, the figure's entire face was hidden in the shadows, making it impossible to distinguish clearly. The most incredible thing is that this black shadow is suspended in mid-air, there is nothing under the cloak, and I don’t know where the feet have gone.
Obviously, this "god of death" is not very happy to endure the inhumane onlookers. Even in full view of the public, it still tried in vain to turn into black mist and escape again and again, but it always re-condensed into shape again and again, being restrained so that it could not move, and could only continue to let out waves of angry low roars... Then Haruhi Suzumiya, who was tired of hearing this, glared at her and couldn't say anything anymore.
"...How...how did you create this god of death? The 'god of death' described in the movie seems to be just an invisible existence!"
Facing this "god of death" that was suddenly pulled out, Wang Qiu was speechless for a moment, not knowing what to say.
"...There is no need to be surprised, Mr. Wang Qiu, because Haruhi Suzumiya has the highest information control authority on the entire earth."
Nagato Yuki said in an inorganic voice from the side, "...for any information body on the earth, she only needs to achieve a certain level of information synchronization rate to completely manipulate and modify them. And the God of Death is no exception."< br>
"...Information...synchronization rate? What is it?" Ma Tong was a little confused when he heard it. To put it simply, he was shamefully confused.
"...The information is what we say over there, and what you say here is that Haruhi Suzumiya is the master of this world and has the highest authority to modify this world." Nagato Yuki thought for a moment and pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose. , added, "...not before Knowing the existence of 'Death', Kasuga could only passively take advantage of the situation and fight back. Now that she knows the culprit, as long as she reaches a certain level of information synchronization rate, she can catch Death in her hands and use any method. Dispose of..."
"...Well...you still haven't explained clearly what this information synchronization rate means!" Wang Qiu asked.
"...For Haruhi Suzumiya, the information synchronization rate is the success rate of activating abilities. Generally speaking, first, the synchronization rate is higher after falling asleep, and then when strong mental fluctuations occur, it is also easy to have a higher synchronization rate. The synchronization rate - in layman's terms, when she is very angry or very happy, situations like the Word Spirit and the Great Prophecy Technique will occur..." Nagato Yuki said expressionlessly.
——Recalling that Suzumiya Haruhi looked at the scars on Nagato Yuki’s fair skin just now, with an angry look on her face, Wang Qiu suddenly realized.
At the same time, the "God of Death", who was bound by invisible force in the corner, did not forget to make the final resistance. While everyone was curiously looking at the true face of the God of Death, whispering to each other, the concrete floor beneath their feet began to change again. Once there was a tremor...
"...Woahhhhhhhh...the earthquake is coming again! Everyone, run!" The timid Mikuru was the first to scream.
"...Be good, Mikuru-chan, don't be afraid. Earthquakes are not uncommon. It will pass with a little patience~"
Suzumiya Haruhi reached out and touched Mikuru's head and comforted, "...Maybe we can even straighten this crooked building!"
Sure enough, after a while, the earthquake stopped. It seemed that there were no obvious casualties. It even caused the severely tilted building where the SOS regiment was located to be trembled and righted again...
"...Look, let me tell you. You don't have to worry at all from the beginning!" Suzumiya Haruhi boasted with a proud face.
"... Wuwu... It's so scary..." But Mikuru, who was still in shock, was still crying.
Immediately afterwards, Nagato Yuki suddenly looked up at the cloudy leaden sky, and spoke to warn everyone:
"...Attention! Alert! A huge meteorite suddenly changed its orbit and is falling towards the earth. It is expected to enter the atmosphere soon!"
——Although she issued the above-mentioned warning of doomsday, her face remained calm and showed no sign of worry at all.
"...Hmph! It's just a meteorite, but you dare to attack the earth? Get out of here!"
Haruhi Suzumiya looked at the sky and shouted loudly, while Doraemon, who had just taken out the space detection equipment, looked at the weird curves on the screen, dumbfounded, "...the meteorite suddenly turned 180 degrees and faced the opposite direction. Accelerate and fly away... This is not scientific! ”
Hey, Doraemon, some things don't need to be too rare or strange. As for whether it is scientific or not, it is a trivial matter - Haruhi Suzumiya represents the will of this world! At least on earth, all scientific laws must obey her ideas!
"...Hmm." Haruhi Suzumiya crossed her arms and nodded with satisfaction, "...it's quite sensible." Then, she glanced at the Shinigami who seemed to be trembling, and said disdainfully, "...Sure enough, it's you again. What a fool! Just calm down and don’t do anything from now on!”
Therefore, no matter how unwilling the poor God of Death was, he had to give up resistance at this point and wait to die.
——At this point, Wang Qiu finally understood: As long as the all-powerful God Suzumiya is guarding him, what is the end of the world?
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All in all, after crushing the dying resistance of a certain Death God, Suzumiya Haruhi began to rub her chin and consider what to do with it.
Although I promised not to kill it in advance, there should be many ways to kill it besides killing it!
"...Hey, do you think I should steam you? Fry you? Or boil you? Sure enough, you should boil it! It just so happened that I recently put the peony pot (Japanese pork hot pot) and sukiyaki (Japanese beef hot pot) I'm tired of hot pot, seafood pot, etc. It seems good to try the Death Pot for a change..."
With a happy expression and a cheerful tone, Haruhi Suzumiya suddenly said the above-mentioned chilling words, which made everyone break out in cold sweat - Hey, Haruhi Suzumiya, you seemed to have said something very... What an outrageous thing! Do you want to follow the path of Mr. Bei and become a woman at the top of the food chain?
"...Ahem, Suzumiya-san, I think this dirty black cloak is not suitable for eating no matter how you look at it! If you really want to eat hot pot, you might as well pawn it for money and then buy the ingredients! Such a novel 'suspicious creature' might fetch a good price! ”
——Comrade Doraemon, who has been forced by huge debts recently and has completely obsessed with money, advised Haruhi Suzumiya.
Suzumiya Haruhi, who had just a sudden thought, immediately accepted Doraemon's suggestion, grabbed the "Reaper" and stuffed it into the [automatic pawn machine]... Then, in full view of everyone, he took the "automatic pawn machine" from the A coin fell out of the withdrawal port.
A brand new Japanese yen coin with a face value of 500 yen. This is all the money a certain street death god earned from selling his body... How can he eat hot pot with only five hundred yen?