Chapter 32, The Death of Robinson
Today is truly the biggest disaster day in my life!
When blonde, flat-chested Caroline. Miss Channing also followed in the footsteps of her black-haired **** girlfriend Max who lived with her. When the bearded wild man who looked like he was dug out of the garbage dump rode around on her crotch, she couldn't help it. I thought so desperately.
——First he was thrown into the sea and almost drowned, and then he was forced to leave his soaked clothes and swim naked. Finally, he finally made it to the shore, only to find that his friend Max was being violated by a homeless man with a unshaven beard. Then he tried to He failed to rescue his friend, but ended up getting himself involved as well.
Although Miss Caroline tried her best to resist, and even took advantage of the other party's negligence, she almost succeeded in giving Robinson a hard blow on the head... However, as a weak female who is accustomed to modern urban life, Also exhausted from the long sea drifting, Miss Caroline was no match for a wild and muscular man like Robinson in a real hand-to-hand fight, and she soon became his prisoner.
When she was finally pushed to the beach, Caroline had to be thankful that she had just recently suffered from a severe cold. Her nose was so stuffy, and her sense of smell was so dull that she couldn't even smell any smell. Otherwise, she would have been killed by this. The mobile garbage heap, which had not been bathed for an unknown amount of time, was suffocated to death. But the indescribable feeling of nausea still made Miss Caroline feel as if she was in the ninth hell - why did she feel like being fucked by the little stallion at home was better than being fucked by this filthy savage? Is it stronger?
Correspondingly, the disaster of the two ladies is the unprecedented welfare of Robinson, a barbarian on the desert island.
Therefore, at this moment, Robinson's heart is filled with infinite gratitude to God.
God! When I just lived on a desert island and thought I was going to starve to death, you protected me and helped me overcome all difficulties, cut through the thorns and build a new home. When I finally created an estate on this desert island and was worrying about who should pass it on to, you sent me another woman - not one, but two women! She is still a top beauty that is not easy to marry even in England!
oh! In order to repay your gift, I will definitely breed a large group of children so that they can believe in you more devoutly!
——This is the typical thinking of European and American colonists in the Age of Discovery. No matter how much benefit they get, they will only thank God...
In short, I saw him laughing proudly while crazily kneading the blond lady in front of him, roughly and hard like kneading dough, with almost no mercy at all. At the same time, he used the thick murder weapon dipped in another woman's bodily fluids without any trace of mercy. He hesitated and stabbed it in hard! Such inconsiderate and rough sex with the woman immediately provoked a hysterical scream from Miss Caroline, but it did not arouse Robinson's pity at all, let alone make him stop this atrocity. Instead, Robinson Bin Sun stabbed and killed her even more crazily, torturing her to death!
However, as the saying goes, "Misfortune lies on the back of good fortune, and good fortune lies on the back of misfortune." Just when Robinson was full of joy, his disaster had quietly come.
——In the past few days, because he found the footprints of an unknown person on the beach, Robinson has been suspicious and in a trance. From morning to night, he can't eat well or sleep well, and the string in his head is tight. Yes, my body suddenly became a lot weaker because of this, but I just managed to hold on without falling.
As a result, today, before Robinson's nerves, which had been tense for several days, had time to relax for a moment, he was first shocked and then overjoyed. He also had intense "bodily fluid exchanges" with two women one after another without stopping... ... Even his body, which was once as strong as an ox, was gradually becoming too much due to lack of maintenance, disordered eating and sleeping, intense mood changes, and severe physical exertion.
——Don’t forget, at this time, Robinson was already a forty-two-year-old middle-aged uncle, and he had gone through hardships on a desert island far away from civilized society. His physical strength, energy and endurance were no longer as good as those of the young awesome guy. Son. At that time, the average life expectancy of the British seemed to be only more than thirty years old...
As a result, just as Robinson was holding Caroline, a blond beauty, and beating the tart wantonly, his face suddenly changed, and then there was a rattling in his throat, foaming at the mouth, and the "little brother" in his lower body was leaking out. , from Caroline's He withdrew from his body, and then he fell down stiffly and fell heavily on the beach, splashing a cloud of sand and dust. Then, except for a slight twitch, there was no movement at all, and the expression on his face was terrifying.
——No wonder, for him, the experience of this day was full of joys and sorrows, ups and downs, and it can be said to be extremely exciting...
And Miss Caroline also felt that the thug who violated her suddenly stopped moving for some reason, and there was no next move for a long time. So, regardless of the burning and tearing pain between her legs, she struggled to hold herself up, raised her head and took a closer look, only to find the dirty barbarian lying on the beach with a distorted face, one after another. The turbid liquid was spraying out from his lower body. It was still turbid white at first, and then bright red blood was gurgling out - the white one was ejaculated and the red one was ejaculated... Among the "horse wind" cases in the past and present, it is probably considered a classic. Example.
"...Oh! God bless, let this sloppy guy with a sperm head get mad..."
Caroline gritted her teeth and cursed, wanting to walk over to see if this guy was dead, but she felt that all her limbs were sore and weak, and there were bursts of burning pain between her legs, making her unable to even move. It was extremely difficult, let alone standing up.
So, she could only lie there feebly, cursing in all the slang words she could think of... until she remembered the next question:
"...Wait a minute, where is this place? What plot are we in this time?"
However, in a short period of time, the only answers she received were the calls of seagulls and the sound of waves crashing on the beach...
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On the other hand, after cleaning up Robinson's seaside cave, six people including Haruhi Suzumiya, Wang Qiu, Doraemon, Ma Tong, Kazuki Koizumi and Yuki Nagato also left the coast and went deep into the interior of the island. An expedition to search for lost companions and find Comrade Robinson.
Well, originally, they could use the [Bamboo Dragonfly] to overlook the entire island from the air, or even use an unmanned reconnaissance drone directly at the landing site. However, because the energetic leader Haruhi Suzumiya insisted on surveying the entire island from the ground, the others had no choice but to sacrifice their lives to accompany him, climbing hard through the dense jungle, pushing aside prickly shrubs, and splitting clinging trees. There were vines and a dense canopy of trees above them that blocked the sky and the sun, making the front dark from time to time. The direction was illuminated only by the searchlights on the foreheads of everyone's adventure hats. Rough tree roots tied their ankles, protruding stones bumped into their calves, and their tired toes were bruised... Even if they applied insect repellent ointment to their arms, legs and feet in advance, they could not completely prevent insect bites. The arduous and boring journey with the blood-sucking leeches quickly made everyone feel depressed and filled with resentment.
——In the final analysis, this so-called adventure is actually just mountain climbing. And what we climbed was not any famous mountains or rivers with beautiful scenery, but just a nameless hill on an uninhabited island. There were not even wild beasts and savages to add excitement to the travelers...
Therefore, before even an hour had passed, Suzumiya Haruhi quickly lost her enthusiasm and agreed that everyone should use the [Bamboo Dragonfly] to get on their way.
As for the indifferent Doraemon, the panting senior Ma Tong, the wryly smiling Koizumi Kazuki and Wang Qiu, and the expressionless Nagato Yuki, the word "enthusiasm" has never appeared in them from the beginning to the end. . Along the way, only Suzumiya Haruhi kept jumping around like a wild rabbit, shouting "Be energetic, young people!"... until she couldn't jump anymore.
Um? Are you saying that the members of the SOS team don't know how to use the [Bamboo Dragonfly]? If you use it rashly without training, you may break your neck?
Hey, don’t forget, Suzumiya Haruhi’s ability is to make all wishes come true and make all the impossible possible! As long as she has such hope in her heart, not to mention children's toys like [Bamboo Dragonfly], even nuclear submarines can be played with by a bunch of high school students, okay?
Then, with the help of the magical prop [Traveling Cane], they quickly flew to the Robinson Farm located in the valley in the middle of the island, and found the three Asahina Mikuru, Minami Rika and Marikawa Shizuka who were leisurely eating fruit. A **** girl, and Akon, who had just been bandaged and cleaned urgently by Nan Lixiang, but still smelled like sheep, and could only lie on the hay and groan because of his broken leg.
"...Hahahaha! I was fucked by a group of goats! It's so perverted and shocking! Kyon-san! Goodjob!"
Haruhi Suzumiya gave Doraemon a thumbs up while instructing Doraemon to use the [Automatic Medical Kit] to heal Kyon's injuries.
As for the SOS group's complaining hero, Kyon, it seems that due to excessive blood loss and severe mental shock, he no longer even has the energy to complain.
At the same time, Wang Qiu was sitting under a leafy fruit tree, holding the "Book of Time Travel" in a daze.
Because, he was blinded by the latest line of golden writing that appeared on the "Book of Time Travel":
"...Let Robinson die due to the wind on his horse in the most creative and meaningful way, trigger the highest reward and get 50,000 reward points?!!"
After rubbing his eyes several times to confirm that he had read correctly, classmate Wang Qiu suddenly broke into a cold, profuse, and waterfall of sweat!
——Oh God! Robinson, whom everyone had been looking for for a long time, had just died of a windstorm? What kind of imaginative development is this?
Well, not to mention how unbecoming and unworthy of criticism this kind of tortured death was for Robinson, a pioneering hero who fought against heaven and earth. For Wang Qiu, there is a more critical question: Who did Robinson rape before he died?
——Obviously, there are almost no female characters in the entire "Robinson Crusoe". Even Comrade "Friday", the indigenous boy who played a guest role as Uncle Robinson's guest, is unknown. According to the original plot, it will take several years before he appears. Therefore, according to the diary retrieved from the seaside cave, Mr. Robinson, who has been thirsty for fifteen years, should only be able to violate the four targets on the island at the moment, the four female time-travelers whose whereabouts are unknown. . Well, it would be okay if the one who suffered was the Sophie lady from Ukraine. Anyway, she had been in the sex business in the red light districts of various countries for twenty years, and she probably had one or two bad customers. But if it was that little Loli Sonia who was as delicate and cute as a doll, and Suzumiya Haruhi caught her... the consequences would be unimaginable! ! !
So, after wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Wang Qiu immediately concealed the fact from the overly energetic Captain Haruhi Suzumiya and quietly called in senior Ma Tong and Kazuki Koizumi to inform them of the explosive news. Immediately after a short discussion, they came to the conclusion that in order to prevent Suzumiya Haruhi from suffering a more serious psychological impact, we must try to deal with this unexpected situation without letting her know as much as possible...