Chapter 33, Caroline’s Wail
A moment later, in Miss Caroline's field of vision, which was starting to feel dizzy and blurred by the sun, the figure of a [Bamboo Dragonfly] appeared above classmate Wang Qiu. Immediately afterwards, after receiving Wang Qiu's radio notification, Senior Sister Ma Tong also used Doraemon's [Universal Gloves] to carry Sonia and Sophie, two unconscious Ukrainian women, from the beach on the other side of the island. The cannibals came to meet at the beach party.
Then, on this picturesque beach, they saw a black-haired man who had passed out from sex and a sloppy, foot-picking man who had just died of sexual intercourse. , and a naked flat-chested golden cat covering her lower body and cursing...
"...Okay, okay, it's not a pure and cute Ukrainian lolita who tasted a man's big stick, but two American Slut Syndrome patients who have probably been doing nude parties since middle school. Just treat it as a more exciting date♂ Damn it! Not to mention that AIDS hasn’t even appeared these days..."
Senior Sister Ma Tong first explained to Miss Caroline, the only one who was awake, what this place was and who the sloppy uncle who raped them was, and then commented so heartlessly - luckily what she said was It was in Chinese and the voice was low, so Miss Caroline had no reaction.
However, although these words are harsh, it is also true: for Americans after World War II, cigarettes laced with marijuana, deafening heavy metal music, unabashed public sex... unbridled orgy parties like this, in It is so common in the old American land that you can just find a bunch of people gathering in a dilapidated parking lot or even the backyard of a pub, and it has actually become a part of American culture. I don’t know how many well-dressed upper-class gentlemen and ladies attended this kind of party when they were young, let alone the lower class people...
Especially in New York, there are even nightclubs specifically for children under the age of eight, claiming to help little ones "adapt to society" in advance!
——It can be seen that those Arab extremist organizations’ attacks on the “corruption” of American society in public opinion are not groundless.
Therefore, if traditional oriental women in the past were raped, they might live and die because of "loss of reputation", but modern European and American women do not value this so much, and feel as if they were bitten by a dog or stolen. Your wallet is about the same - provided you don't get syphilis or AIDS.
Therefore, Wang Qiu immediately carried the [automatic medical kit] and treated two American girls who were raped and two Ukrainian women who were stunned. Fortunately, apart from a certain degree of fatigue and a few soft tissue contusions and abrasions, they were basically fine.
"...Well, the situation is not bad. Mr. Robinson doesn't seem to have infected you with any sexually transmitted diseases or gynecological diseases. He just caused your genitals to be slightly bruised and bleeding. Moreover, each of you is more or less exhausted. You need to do it as soon as possible. Rest and supplement nutrition..."
Wang Qiu put away the diagnostic probe of the [Automatic Medical Box] and said to Caroline, who was still unable to stand up. At the same time, he took out two cans of automatically synthesized potions from the [Automatic Medical Box], "...the blue one This bottle of medicine should be used externally, and the red bottle should be taken internally, once a day in the morning and evening, about ten milliliters each time. There is a scale on the bottle cap... Do you remember it clearly? "
Well, since the other party is a naked blonde beauty, why doesn't classmate Wang Qiu have any "normal reactions" such as blushing, heartbeat, or violent outbursts?
Please, after experiencing the test of life and death in the infinite space, the current Wang Qiu has long been reborn. He is neither the kind of innocent virgin who blushes when he sees a girl's panties, nor the good-for-nothing male dog who is in heat all the time, but A soldier who has survived a disaster and is used to seeing corpses pooled in blood. At the same time, he has already experienced the taste of two sexy mature women, Nan Lixiang and Marikawa Shizuka... so his self-control has obviously improved a lot.
Generally speaking, Wang Qiu still behaved relatively well in front of his wife Caroline. Of course, it can also be said that he was too slow-minded - for example, he never thought of showing his gentlemanly demeanor and taking off his clothes. Take off your coat and put it on Caroline...
Fortunately, because the experiences in the past ten hours were too exciting - shipwreck, time travel, infinite space, underground cannibal killing club, battle with German base, being raped by Uncle Robinson on a tropical desert island... Carlo Lin, a flat-chested golden cat, has also turned her head into a ball of mush, so she also He didn't even think about this incident. He just took the medicine bottle with a bleak expression and mumbled feebly: "...Oh, it's good that he didn't contract any diseases. This bastard is just a moving garbage dump! As for his criminal tool , and it’s as dirty as a carrot fished out of a cesspool!”
"...What can I do? Miss, please don't ask too much of the ancients. After all, it's still only the seventeenth century."
Wang Qiu curled his lips and said to Caroline, "...Nowadays, many European nobles only take a few baths in their lives, and the French still defecate in the hall of the Palace of Versailles! Not to mention Robinson Crusoe It is inevitable for such a desert island survivor to be covered in dirt and stink..."
——Although this guy is telling the truth, why does it make people want to beat him up so much? Miss Caroline thought gloomily.
"...Well! Now that things have happened, no matter how angry you are, it's useless. You might as well think on the bright side - no matter what, you are lucky enough to sleep with a well-known historical figure. You can use this to share this with your close friends in the future. Bragging... Believe me, in so many countries around the world, there are definitely many more people who know Robinson's name than those who have heard of second- and third-rate Hollywood stars..."
Senior Sister Ma Tong patted Caroline on the shoulder with a smile, but said something even more embarrassing, "...If you are really angry, we need to find a coconut tree and hang him up." , is it used to whip your body to vent your anger?" she asked, pointing to Robinson's body.
"...Let's forget it! There's no point in bullying a corpse. Besides, I don't have the strength to swing a whip now..."
Caroline rolled her eyes and waved her hands listlessly, "...Do you have anything to eat? Also, can you let me take a shower first?"
"...Ah, we have already prepared for this demand."
Wang Qiu nodded with a smile and took out a rectangular striped tablecloth from his backpack, "...This is one of Doraemon's most proud magical props. It is a must-have [gourmet tablecloth] for parties, banquets, and camping! As long as you Just order and you’ll get whatever you want!”
"...As for taking a bath..." Wang Qiu turned around and dug a few times from his trouser pocket, took out something that looked like a golf ball, but with a long needle attached to the bottom, and pressed it firmly into the open space under the coconut grove. in the sand, and then pressed the switch on it... In an instant, this toy-like spherical object expanded into a spherical bachelor apartment with a very sci-fi style!
"...This is another 22nd century magical prop of Doraemon [Portable Travel Ball]. The top is a suspended spherical living cabin, and the bottom is a base inserted into the ground. For convenience, the base An automatic elevator is installed on the cabin, which has a bedroom and a shower room. It is basically similar to a single room in a modern hotel. It is powered by solar panels and can also automatically drill and filter groundwater to supply the bathroom. ”
Pointing to the mini building that was formed instantly on the beach, Wang Qiu introduced it to the stunned Caroline, "...Okay, would you like to eat first, take a shower first, or... beep beep beep... …Wait, let me take a call first.”
Amidst the bursts of sharp and piercing electronic buzzes, Wang Qiu could only smile apologetically at Caroline, then picked up the radio hanging on his chest, "...Hello? Is it Gu Quan? Your What happened? I’m busy here!”
"...It's terrible! Something big has happened! Wang Qiujun! Suzumiya Haruhi insists on exploring the beach where you found the cannibal's banquet! No matter how hard we try, we can't persuade you! [Bamboo Dragonfly] is very fast, We’re almost there now!”
From the receiver of the walkie-talkie, Kazuki Koizumi's anxious voice came - according to the previously discussed task assignment, he was responsible for following the movements of the large forces and keeping an eye on the whereabouts of Haruhi Suzumiya at all times, "...Have you ever put the people over there? Clean up any unsightly things like human bones?”
"...Ah? Please! Koizumi! We are not voluntary cleaners, why would we do such unnecessary things? It's too late to save people!"
Wang Qiu was immediately frightened and sweated all over his body. "...Anyway, those cannibals have gone far away. Even if Haruhi Suzumiya takes a look at the roasted human flesh and leftover human bones, there shouldn't be much." It doesn’t matter! It’s not like she hasn’t watched horror movies before…”
"...Can horror movies be the same as real scenes? Wang Qiujun? When dealing with Haruhi Suzumiya, we can't take such risks! What if she is too severely mentally stimulated or awakens some terrible fetish? , then the whole earth will be destroyed!”
Kazuki Koizumi shouted almost angrily, "...Anyway, we must come up with a countermeasure quickly!"
"...What countermeasures can I have?" Wang Qiu rolled his eyes, "...I'm still at the other end of the island right now!"
"...It's very simple. For the sake of Suzumiya Haruhi's mental health, please use the exit function of "The Book of Time Travel" to end this adventure and let us all leave this world and return to the activity room of the SOS group... And this is also the suggestion put forward by Nagato Yuki..."
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After a few more seconds, Wang Qiu and Ma Tong only had time to exchange a few hurried words before leaving the world and disappearing without a trace in front of Caroline, leaving only the [Gourmet Tablecloth] and [Portable travel ball], plus a revolver for her self-defense.
Listening to the never-ending sound of waves and the chirping of seagulls, looking at the beach that had become empty again, the three women who were still unconscious and a sloppy uncle who had just died in the wind on his horse, Caroline was stunned. After being in a daze for a while, I finally decided to fill my stomach first.
So, she pulled the [gourmet tablecloth] and thought about it for a while, then reached out and pressed the only button in the corner... Then, a monotonous mechanical sound with no unevenness sounded on the beach:
"...Ding dong! The xxxxx series [Gourmet Tablecloth] intelligent auxiliary ordering system has been launched. We are very happy to provide services to our respected customers. This system currently records 13035863223446 kinds of food. Would you like to choose dessert? Snack? Drink? Dishes ? Staple food?…”
Although the voice is loud, clear and well-spoken, it is standard Japanese. And the American girl Miss Caroline's Japanese level... well, she just taught herself a little bit out of personal interest. She is probably about the same as the English level of a Chinese primary school student, and she will definitely not be able to pass the oral English.
"...What are you talking about? Forget it, give me a black pepper steak, a bowl of oatmeal, and a vegetable salad!"
Therefore, after struggling for a moment, Caroline could only give up thinking about the above sentence and directly ordered.
However, she seems to have overestimated the language library capacity of the [Gourmet Tablecloth] intelligent auxiliary ordering system...
"...Ding dong! The message cannot be recognized! This system only supports Japanese dialogue. Customers are requested not to use languages and dialects other than standard Japanese."
"...Huh? Didn't you understand me? Still don't have these things? Then just change it to a roast chicken and an apple pie!"
"...Ding dong! The message cannot be recognized! This system only supports Japanese dialogue. Customers are requested not to use languages and dialects other than standard Japanese."
"...Hey! What do you want to express? I don't understand Japanese very well! Can't you use English?"
"...Ding dong! The message cannot be recognized! This system only supports Japanese dialogue. Customers are requested not to use languages and dialects other than standard Japanese."
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"...Ahem! My throat is going bad. After all, why should I compete with an electronic program? Forget it, let's take a shower first!"
After roaring until her voice smoked and her mouth was dry, but she still talked like a chicken to a duck, Miss Caroline had to give up the option of "eat first" and stood up with difficulty holding on to a coconut tree, stumbling. Move to the side of [Portable Travel Ball]. Then, she searched and pondered again, and finally found the hidden button. Then she started the automatic elevator and got herself into the living cabin.
After a while, the sound of running water could be heard in the shower room of [Portable Travel Ball].
——I have to say that after experiencing a thrilling and ups and downs adventure, being able to take a hot bath comfortably is one of the greatest pleasures in life. Although she could only take a shower and not enjoy a more comfortable bath, Miss Caroline still hummed happily. However, after a while, as the sound of water dripping in the shower gradually subsided, Miss Caroline once again let out a high-pitched cry:
"...Oh - damn, these ****-raised stingy people! The closet is actually empty! Not even a pair of underwear was left for me!!!"