Chapter 35: Don’t be surprised (Part 1)
Saitama Prefecture, Kasukabe City, Futaba Town, in the courtyard of Nohara Shinnosuke’s home
"...Na na! Xiao Bai! Xiao Hui! And two little insects! You all must obey the command well!"
As usual, five-year-old Nohara Shinnosuke stood in the grass wearing a red shirt and yellow shorts, waving a small wooden stick and giving orders.
"...Now, Xiaobai! As my first pet, I have to set an example for the new juniors! It will turn into a marshmallow now!"
Following his order, the mutt named Xiaobai yawned and glanced helplessly at the pig-kidney-faced little master, but still lazily shook its fluffy white fur and curled up. He lifted up his body and limbs and turned into a very cute fur ball.
"...Yes, next move, Xiaobai! Catch *********. Under the unscrupulous instructions of this wretched child, the originally cute and cute little white dog behaved like a lunatic again. Awesome performance
"...Yeah! Very good! Xiaobai is really smart! It is indeed the result of many years of hard training by my famous dog trainer Nohara Shinnosuke!"
Nohara Shinnosuke first brazenly boasted about his achievements that were not his own, making the highly humanized white dog roll his eyes. Then he changed the targets of his instructions to the other three animals in front of him: "...see Have you set an example for me? Xiao Hui and the two little insects! Now, what will you become? Into cement pipes!" He said as he had an idea. Very proud.
Unfortunately, there were three animals left that had not yet been raised, and they obviously did not take the child Nohara Shinnosuke seriously.
"...Hey, hey! Why don't you move? Be obedient...Oh! Stop it! Xiao Hui and Xiao Chongchong are not allowed to fight! Snap! Hiss - damn it! You little pets are actually doing the following and bullying. My master is here! Beep beep beep! Look at my dynamic qigong!”
At the same time, Wang Qiu and Ma Tong were standing outside the door of Nohara's house, separated by a low wall that was only half a person's height, staring blankly at Nohara Shinnosuke's child screaming and crawling in the courtyard, following a fat bird. The lizard got into a fight with two large "insects" and even knocked over the clothes drying pole. , and the sheets and clothes were thrown all over the floor... And Comrade Xiaobai, the only mongrel dog that did not participate in the melee, was lying next to his dog food bowl with a look of despair, looking at himself with a helpless expression that had experienced many vicissitudes of life. The little master is as stupid and mean as ever...
"...Well, it seems that our worries are in vain. This guy's luck is so good. I should say...is he worthy of Crayon Shin-chan?"
Ma Tong sighed, his tone full of complex meanings, "...well, what expression should I show when facing this situation?"
"...As far as I know, generally speaking, you just need to smile!" Wang Qiu reached out and patted her shoulder, comforting her with a wry smile.
——Shortly after returning to the SOS group activity room of Hyogo Prefectural Hokusai High School, before they had time to take a breath, Wang Qiu and Nagato Yuki were shocked to discover bad news from the "Book of Time Travel": After "Death Comes" came to Haruhi Suzumiya, the seemingly more terrifying monster movie "Godzilla" followed one after another! And the place where Godzilla descends... is surprisingly the Nohara Shinnosuke family in Kasukabe City!
Suddenly, in front of classmate Wang Qiu, a Godzilla monster seemed to appear, swinging its huge body, "rumbling" and crushing the Nohara family's small house, which still had 30 years of unpaid mortgage, and by the way, the entire double house was destroyed. The terrifying scene of Yemachi turning into rubble... Well, if you add in the plot of the Godzilla monster and the two "Muto" monsters fighting, I'm afraid the entire Kasukabe City will have to be rebuilt!
However, when the frightened Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Minami Rika, Marikawa Shizuka and Doraemon, plus Nagato Yuki who took the initiative to follow, used the [Random Door] to come to Futaba, Kasukabe City, Saitama Prefecture. When visiting Nohara Shinnosuke's home in the town, he saw such a "harmonious" scene.
"...Is this lizard smaller than an old hen Godzilla? And the two big insects that look like children's toys are the so-called MUTOs (in the "Godzilla" movie, known as Massive Unidentified Terrestrial Organism (An unidentified giant terrestrial life form, an abbreviated monster that is an old enemy of Godzilla, somewhat similar to a cat and a dog)? Why are they all shrunk versions?"
Marikawa Shizuka bit her finger and said with some confusion, "...and this shrinkage ratio is really too exaggerated!"
"...Yes, it feels like a puppet from the school drama department. It has no sense of reality or oppression at all." Minami Rika also agreed.
"...There is no way. After all, the 'Main God' system that directed all this has just caused the 'God of Death' to make a big fuss in Hyogo Prefecture and basically spent all the accumulated energy. It is still far from recovering. It can Releasing a few shrunken versions of monsters here is already the limit.”
Nagato Yuki still said to everyone with her paralyzed face and calm tone, "...and, for us, this is also a good thing that reduces trouble, isn't it? Although after defeating In the eyes of Mr. Doraemon of the Iron Man Corps, even the 10,000-ton super monster Godzilla, which has not been shrunk according to the original setting, is just an object that can be easily crushed..."
——In fact, looking back now, even without the help of Doraemon and the rest of us, and Godzilla himself coming, Crayon Shin-chan should be able to handle such troubles by himself! Anyway, this little kid has defeated countless aliens and evil organizations... "Crayon Shin-chan" is a comedy work after all, and all science, logic and rationality are just clouds... Wang Qiu is thinking in his heart added.
Just as they were standing outside the door of Nohara's house, admiring the rare scene of kindergarten children fighting ancient monsters, and whispering and talking to each other, they suddenly heard a thunderous and terrifying roar coming from the house, shocking them. It makes everyone’s eardrums hurt!
"...Xiaoxin!!!! Are you looking for death?!!! Why did you knock over the clothes drying pole again!!!! Also, where did you pick up these dirty animals?" It’s very difficult for our family to raise a baby! Don’t forget that your father still has a mortgage for 30 years!”
Accompanied by a series of soul-stirring lion roars, housewife Nohara Mizuo walked out of the house wearing a dirty apron and waving her fists angrily, and then only heard a burst of crackling noises in the courtyard - a moment later, whether it was Nohara Shinnosuke, a child, was still a mini version of Godzilla and the "Muto" monster. They were all beaten until they had swellings on their heads, mosquito coil patterns in their eyes, and corpses strewn all over the place.
——Well, in the minds of five-year-old kindergarten children, the housewife’s iron fist can probably punish all space monsters...
"...I will give you a little lesson this time to see if you dare to pick up things randomly next time..."
Nohara Mizao, who had blue veins popping out on her forehead, stretched the joints of her palms "groggily" while scolding Nohara Shinnosuke with a stern face. But when she raised her eyes, she suddenly noticed Wang Qiu and others standing outside the door. then His face changed quickly and he greeted him warmly, "...Ah! So it's the Chinese guy who came to visit last time? When did you come to Kasukabe? Are you here to do something? Do you want to come into my house and sit down?"
"...Uh, Mrs. Nohara, in fact, we are here specifically for your Godzilla this time..." "...Eh? Godzilla?!!!"