Chapter 36: Don’t be surprised (Part 2)
PS: Let me explain yesterday’s discontinuation of updates. First of all, I am not a full-time coder. I still have a job. Sometimes I am too busy to do anything, so I can only stop for a while. Although I will try my best to explain it in advance, things are unpredictable, and occasionally there will be situations where I really can't catch up. I'll try my best to update today.
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"...Oh! It turns out that my little gray and little insects have such a big background! And they are actually natural enemies?"
In the living room of the Nohara family, Nohara Shinnosuke was listening to the explanations of Wang Qiu, Doraemon, Suzumiya Haruhi and others, while curiously poking at the two "little bugs" he called "little bugs" in the iron cage with a wooden stick. Muto" and a Godzilla known as "Little Gray" until the mini version of Godzilla went crazy and angrily spit out a small ball of blue-white high-temperature rays, and in an instant he was The small stick was lit on fire.
"...Yes, according to the setting of the movie "Godzilla", Godzilla, who looks like a mutated dinosaur, feeds on radioactive substances and has an atomic furnace-like organ in his body that can generate huge amounts of heat energy on his own to maintain his health. Life. Muto, who looks like an insect, lives in the same world as Godzilla. The environment also feeds on radioactive energy, and likes to parasitize and lay eggs in Godzilla's body, which is called a natural atomic furnace, and eventually devours Godzilla. Therefore, Muto has been fighting Godzilla since the birth of the race. His destiny is to become a monster known as 'Godzilla's enemy'."
Nagato Yuki knelt down on the tatami, still showing her paralyzed face, and replied expressionlessly, "...the relationship between these two monsters is much worse than that of cats and dogs. It should be regarded as... Dead enemies among mortal enemies, they will fight almost as soon as they meet.”
"...Well, no wonder when I picked them up at the fountain in the park, they were already half-lived, but they kept biting them, so I brought them back and prepared them for my dad to use as biological lighters... "Child Nohara Shinnosuke bit his finger and frowned in thought, while murmuring, "...If you bring it to the office to show off to your colleagues, you will definitely be very stylish..."
"...No! It's hard enough for our family to raise a little white dog. How can we have the money to raise such a strange thing?"
After hearing this, housewife Nohara Mizuo immediately banged the table and shouted, "...and these things are so ugly, what if they sneak out and scare the children in the neighborhood? Even if they don't scare the children, they will. It’s not good for the guests and the neighbor’s cats and dogs! Not to mention that this big lizard seems to breathe fire! It would be even worse if it burns things in the house!”
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Hey, a monster of Godzilla’s level, even if it’s a shrunken version, shouldn’t be treated so lightly like an abandoned cat!
Well, I have to say that the Nohara family, who are used to seeing all kinds of evil organizations and alien invaders, have an extraordinary way of thinking.
"...With all due respect, little friend Nohara Shinnosuke, your family cannot afford to raise these monsters - whether Godzilla or Muto, they all feed on radioactive substances. In other words, their food must be We need to find it from inside the nuclear power plant reactor or nuclear warhead... and Not to mention that with the financial resources of ordinary people, they simply cannot afford expensive nuclear fuel. Even if you can get a bunch of radioactive materials to feed monsters at home, your home will immediately become a haunted house with fluorescent lights at night, and the whole family will suffer from fatal diseases. I got sick from the radiation..."
Nagato Yuki continued to say calmly, "...The entire Kasukabe City may become a nuclear contaminated area and will be unfit for human habitation within decades..."
"...Well, although I don't quite understand what you are talking about, little sister, I feel like they are indeed very picky eaters!"
Xiaoxin touched his nose and said, "...No wonder I first fed them Xiaobai's dog food, and then gave them the remaining green peppers in my lunch box. These three little things refused to smell them. Instead, he chewed my dad's luminous watch..."
"...The leftover green peppers in the lunch box? Xiaoxin!! Are you picky about eating green peppers in the kindergarten again today at noon?!"
Nohara Mizao stared at her eyes at first, then thought for a moment, and suddenly became even more angry, "...wait, your dad's luminous watch?! That was specially sent by express delivery from my father-in-law and mother-in-law to celebrate Hiroshi (Nohara) and me. Guangzhi) A gift to commemorate the fifth wedding anniversary!”
While roaring angrily, she clamped Xiaoxin's left and right temples with her two fists, "...are you itchy again, you bastard?"
"...Oh oh! Help! The Great Demon King of the United States has broken out! Godzilla, hurry up and save him!" Desperate Xiaoxin reached out to Godzilla in the cage for help, but Godzilla couldn't even look at it. Not bothering to look at him, it shocked Xiaoxin's immature heart.
All in all, after enduring the torture lesson of "Bihe Tenken", the kid Nohara Shinnosuke finally admitted his mistake and gave him the three mini monsters he had just picked up from the fountain in the park. Let Ameng and other "professionals" deal with it.
As for Comrade Doraemon, who has been completely obsessed with money these days, the first thing he thinks of is pawn.
"...Last time, the dirty rag-robed Shinigami was sold for only 500 yen. It was too cheap. It was probably used as a scary toy. Now it is as rare as Godzilla and Muto. The varieties should be able to be sold at a better price.”
Doraemon murmured as he took out the [Automatic Pawn Machine] from his dimensional pocket, "...I wish it could be tens of millions..."
"...Eh? Can Xiao Hui and Xiao Chong Chong still exchange money? Well, I picked them up, so you must treat them!"
Nohara Shinnosuke's eyes lit up when he heard this, "...I want to go to a Western restaurant to eat steak!! I also want chocolate snacks and ice cream!"
"...Okay, okay! No problem, after selling these monsters, we will go eat the highest-end Matsusaka steak together..."
Doraemon agreed casually, while taking Godzilla out of the cage and stuffing it into the [automatic pawn machine]... Then, in full view of everyone, he slowly spit out a piece of paper from the withdrawal port of the [automatic pawn machine] A 10,000 yen bill—this is the money a certain shrunken version of Godzilla paid for selling himself!
Doraemon, who did not believe in evil, threw in two more "MUTOs", and then spit out 5,000 yen each... The total income was only 20,000 yen.
——Well, in the 22nd century, when children can use biological agents to concoct Pegasus and Shenlong, Godzilla does not seem to be an extremely expensive existence, let alone a shrunken version of Godzilla. The monster is not even qualified to be used as a target for Ultraman... But the question is, what should I do with the Matsusaka steak that I just agreed to Xiaoxin a minute ago?
"...Hmm...Xiaoxin! Look, after selling it for such a small amount of money, I'm afraid I can't afford the Matsusaka steak. Can I change it to conveyor belt sushi?"