Chapter 38: Every family has a difficult scripture to recite (Part 1)
At the same time, Wang Qiu, Doraemon and others only had time to rush out of the store, run from the conveyor belt sushi restaurant to the parking lot, and saw the end of the alien battleship invasion - just like before, The Earthlings were victorious again, and in less than two minutes total.
Well, this can almost be called the most embarrassing alien invasion in my life.
What’s even more tragic is that neither the passersby who were watching the incident nor the parking lot guard who ran over panting (this loser was too busy playing games during his lunch break, so he was slow to react and had no concentration), they didn’t pay attention at all. This matter is related to alien invasion, and it is thought that some rich man's naughty child has too much pocket money and doesn't know what to do with it, so he made an extra-large model airplane to play a prank... Oh, I really don't know what to say.
——For the invaders who attack the earth, the most embarrassing outcome is not that they fail miserably, but that they are not noticed from the beginning to the end... just like a kitten spreading its teeth and claws and raising its tail to challenge a tough human being. , but the other party dismissed it and didn't even bother to look at it...
As a dignified alien invader, but to such an extent that he was thrown into the street, it really makes people want to cry tears of sympathy.
However, as an outstanding representative of the Earthlings who faced the battle, the Nohara family's losses were also "heavy."
——Nohara Shinnosuke was lying on the ground rubbing his butt and whining in pain, Nohara Himawari was frightened and crying loudly, Haku, a mutt lying on the ground moaning with stars in his eyes, and his own car looking at the smashed windshield. , Mizao Nohara burst into tears for a moment: "...How can this be possible?! Our family still has ten years of car loan debt to pay off! Before, we traveled to the Warring States Period to fight in the Great War, and it was never damaged this badly... ”
(Although it is the weekend, as the head of the family, Uncle Nohara Hiroshi is still working overtime in the company, so he is not present at this moment.)
"...Well, Doraemon, it seems I have to ask you to help me!"
Wang Qiu scratched his head, then pointed at the mournful Nohara family and said, "...Using your [Restoration Light], you should be able to repair the Nohara family's car! Well, it's best to repair the fallen alien ship." How about restoring the battleship too?”
"...Huh? Why is it so unnecessary?" Doraemon had already taken out the [Restoration Light] (which looked like a large flashlight) and was preparing to help repair the important properties of the Nohara family. Hearing this, he couldn't help but be startled, " ...These aliens have nothing to do with us!”
"...Of course these aliens created by the 'Lord God' have nothing to do with you, but the money you can get from selling this battleship has a lot to do with you, Sir Doraemon!" Wang Qiu raised his eyebrows and replied, "...This battleship should be able to be pawned for a sum of money!"
"...Yeah, that's right..." Doraemon slapped his forehead, "...I hope this product can be sold more expensively than that Godzilla..."
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All in all, this super street version of the alien invasion incident that took place in the parking lot of the conveyor belt sushi restaurant ended in a happy ending.
——The Nohara family's car, Nohara Mizu's skirt, and Nohara Shinnosuke's clothes were all restored by Doraemon's [Restore Light], and the mini alien battleship was still in use after the repair. Doraemon was so surprised that he sold it in the [automatic pawn machine] for a high price of 25 million yen... By the way, what is the standard of prices in the 22nd century? One battleship equals 2,500 Godzillas?
Of course, there were also a number of tiny alien fighter jets the size of gravel. Because they were too small to see clearly, they were left out in the sky above the parking lot and could only buzz around like mosquitoes. Later, most of them crashed due to exhaustion of energy, some were eaten by dragonflies or bats as bugs, and some were even sucked into people's nostrils... But this is not a big deal, anyway, there are all kinds of brain-dead people in this world. Visited by aliens, at least 80 percent of them They all have Japan as their first target, so it’s not surprising that the Japanese people are being invaded. If any powerful aliens really come, they will have all kinds of secret organizations with different shapes. A strange "five-man team" went to deal with it...
Ahem, back to the topic, after solving another trouble caused by Nohara Shinnosuke's children, Nagato Yuki also embarked on his return to Nishimiya City, Hyogo Prefecture. However, just a moment after the two parties broke up and said goodbye, Wang Qiu's "Book of Time Travel" revealed new bad news.
"...Eh? This time the plot of the main god system comes, is it my turn to live in my place?" Doraemon, who had just opened the [Random Door] and stepped in with one foot, couldn't help but turn around and was surprised. He muttered, "..."The Day After Tomorrow"? What kind of movie is this?"
"...Well, I have seen this movie. It is an American disaster movie. It mainly tells the story of the changes in the earth's climate caused by the greenhouse effect. The large amounts of cold water produced by the melting snow of polar glaciers cut off the North Atlantic warm current, causing the northern hemisphere to fall into the second phase. In the film, there are tornadoes and seas in the story of the Second Ice Age. Howls and earthquakes raged around the world. The entire New York was frozen in one day and was surrounded by glaciers - monstrous floods, heavy snow flying in the sky, and terrifying coldness, all demonstrating the supreme power of nature, and The helplessness and fragility of human civilization..."
Wang Qiu took out a booklet from his pocket and opened it with a frown. It was densely filled with fine print, which were introductions to various movies and games that he had collected and recorded over the past few days. "...However, Judging from what happened to Nohara Shinnosuke, what happened to you shouldn’t be very serious, at best it would be on the level of a burst water pipe!”
"...Then I'm grateful for your kind words, Wang Qiujun..." Doraemon sighed, and stepped into the [Random Door], and then appeared at the Nobi House in Tsukimidai, Nerima District, Tokyo. In front of the door, he was stunned, "...Eh, eh? Nobi Nobita! What trouble did you make again?"
Listening to Doraemon's roar of shock and anger, Wang Qiu, Ma Tong and others also poured out of the [Random Door], and then they saw a strange scene:
In the afternoon, under the exceptionally bright sunshine, the Nobi family's house was letting out a deep cold air, reflecting the crystal light - for some unknown reason, the old two-story building of the Nobi family, which seemed to be decades old, It was actually frozen into a big lump of ice!
Nobi's family of three stood helplessly outside the door, folding their arms and shivering from the cold. There was also a large group of idlers standing in the distance, looking at the Nobi family that suddenly turned into an iceberg with interest, pointing and talking from time to time...
Well, fortunately, ever since Doraemon moved into Nobi's house, all kinds of weird troubles have never stopped, and even the whole house has been moved to other places. So the neighbors of Nobi's house are slow Slowly, it became normal... However, the neighbors who had nothing to do with them could not be surprised, but the Nobi family of three, whose house was frozen into an iceberg and could not return home, could not do so. Calm down.
So, after seeing the chubby figure of Mr. Doraemon, Nobi Nobita immediately burst into tears with tears running down his face, and at the same time shouted out his classic line that has endured for decades: "... Duo La A Meng! Come up with something!”
"...Uh, slow down, slow down! Tell me what's going on?" Doraemon rolled his eyes as he was shaken.
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"...Doraemon, you also know it. It has been raining every day recently, or it is cloudy. My clothes and quilts are always dry, which makes me feel like I am going moldy. I originally wanted to ask you for help. I tried to think of a way, but couldn't find you. Later, I found your [Weather Exchange Map] in the corner of the room, so I used it and prepared to change our home to the sunny weather of Hawaii Beach... ”
Kneeling in front of Doraemon, Nobita Nobita said with tears and snot in his mouth as before, "...who knew something was about to happen, but accidentally tilted his hand and poked Siberia, and then our family I was completely frozen... Doraemon, please save me!”
"...Hey, Nobi Nobita, you are serious, why are you so careless?" Doraemon sighed in distress, "...Where is the [Weather Exchange Map]? Just turn it off. That’s it?”
Then, he got an embarrassing answer from Nobi Nobita's mouth.
"...No way! Doraemon, the [Weather Exchange Map] is frozen in my room and I can't take it out!" Nobi Nobita said with a sad face, "...When I felt the weather suddenly getting colder, I I jumped out subconsciously...and then I couldn’t go back!”
"...Uh...this is going to be troublesome..." Doraemon felt as if his head was spinning for a moment - it turns out that this is how the frozen plot of "The Day After Tomorrow" came about! As expected, it fits the Nobi family’s daily life very subtly...
"...Doraemon, when will today's trouble be resolved? I still have to wash rice and wash vegetables to prepare dinner!"
Nobi's mother, who had just returned from the market with a basket, came up to urge her, "...I wonder if the water pipes at home are frozen and cracked..."
"...Yes, I finally got a day off. I wanted to take a good nap, but I was so cold that I escaped and didn't even have to smoke..."
Nobi's father, also wearing an old robe and wearing wooden clogs, came over and complained, "...Doraemon, I know this is all the fault of my idiot son, but can you please take better care of the magical props? Don’t throw it anywhere…”
However, it seems that God still thinks that Doraemon is not unlucky enough today. Just when Doraemon is scratching his head and wondering how to solve this difficulty, another man slowly squeezes through the crowd of onlookers and walks to Doraemon. In front of A Meng, one could tell at first sight that the person coming was not good.
——This is a muscular man in sunglasses with a sinewy face. Even if he is wearing a finely crafted white shirt and black suit, he cannot conceal his fierce and violent temperament. The strange headphones on his head and the electronic instruments hanging on his shoulders are even more sci-fi.
He said hello with a smile on his face, and then took out a loan sharking contract, with Doraemon's signature clearly visible on it.
"...Mr. Doraemon, I am a temporary salesperson of the Time and Space Debt Collection Company. What I am doing here through time and space this time, you must know - although the agreed final loan repayment period is still far away, but According to the contract, as long as the principal of 1.5 billion yen has not been repaid, you must pay 10% interest as scheduled on this day of every month, which is 1.5 billion yen..."
Looking at this thug from a debt collection company who came to his door, Doraemon suddenly had black lines all over his forehead. He felt that he was really in for a disaster today - the house was frozen into a lump of ice, and the family had to return home. No, there is a debt collector waiting outside the door to collect the debt...
"...Um...I'm sorry, I have only raised about one billion yen so far...Can I wait for a few more days?"
After counting the amount of money he had collected after recently traveling to two different worlds, Doraemon had no choice but to speak.
"...Guest, I am also following orders and cannot make the decision myself, so I'm afraid you'd better not embarrass me about some things. Now that you have signed the contract, you should act according to the rules. The contract says that you will have to pay ten yuan today. Five hundred million yen, you have to prepare 1.5 billion yen.”
In response to Doraemon's evasion, the debt collector from the 22nd century snorted from his nose and said with a bad expression, "...not to mention a few days, not even an hour. Of course, there is one more thing No less than yen... If the customer is really in trouble, I don't mind taking you back to the company headquarters and letting the professionals there communicate and negotiate with you - but I'm afraid they won't be as polite as they are now... …”
When it comes to money issues, Wang Qiu is also incompetent. In the end, Doraemon braved the call and contacted Kazuki Koizumi. He managed to borrow 500 million yen from his organization and transferred it to the designated account, so that the debt-collecting muscular man in sunglasses could be saved. Sent back.
As for how to restore the Nobi family, which was frozen in the big ice mass, to its original state safely... Well, Doraemon still has no clue.
On the other hand, as the saying goes, every family has a hard-to-recite scripture. When Doraemon and Nobi's family stood outside the frozen home, they were in a dilemma and worried for a while, and they unreasonably sneaked back in the middle of the way. Wang Qiu, a classmate at home, was also tortured by two mysterious creatures named Loli that looked like dolls but were actually naughty children. His head was as big as a bucket and he almost vomited three liters of blood and fell to the ground and fainted. "...Oh - stop! Gretel! Hansel! I promise not to beat you to death! Look what you two little villains have done!"