Chapter 37: Don’t be surprised (Part 2)
Although when he learned that Matsusaka Steak was downgraded to conveyor belt sushi, Nohara Shinnosuke once pouted his mouth so much that he could hang a bottle of oil, but a few hours later, Xiaoxin was still with his mother Nohara Misei and the still-baby Together with her younger sister Himawari Nohara, they walked out of the sushi restaurant with their full bellies and headed to the parking lot, preparing to be driven home by Misao Nohara.
Well, when they went out, they didn't forget to pack a piece of beef sushi and bring it to the hungry mixed-haired dog Xiaobai in the car as high-end dog food.
At the checkout counter in the store, Doraemon held up the bill that the female clerk handed over with a smile, and stared blankly in front of his eyes.
"...Seven people ate 28,000 yen for one lunch... They must have ordered the most expensive sushi! Even if I spent all the money from selling the monsters, it wouldn't be enough to pay the bill!" Look! Looking at the numbers on the bill, Doraemon, who is still in huge debt, couldn't help but whisper like this.
"...Hey, don't be so stingy, Doraemon, you actually care about such a small amount of money..." Wang Qiu curled his lips, took out his wallet, and took out three ten-thousand-yuan bills, "... I’ll treat you to this meal... Waiter, please give me the change!”
——After many adventures across different worlds, Wang Qiu has transformed from a poor college student with no money to a rich young master with some wealth, who can at least afford to raise two beautiful ladies at home. If some foreign currencies and gold and silver antiques weren't too eye-catching, and Wang Qiu, as an ordinary student and lacking special connections, was reluctant to part with but dared not cash it out easily, he might have been ready to buy a villa now...
(Although [Automatic Pawn Machine] can directly exchange money, firstly, it can only get Japanese yen banknotes, and secondly, it is very dark to discount valuable items.)
"...Hmph! Didn't you embezzle and embezzle your money in the previous operations?"
When Doraemon saw this, he didn't thank him very much. Instead, he snorted, "...If you weren't so selfish, I would have solved the debt problem long ago."
"...Hey, hey, please have some conscience, Doraemon! These debts are not owed by me. If I hadn't provided you with a channel to raise money in another world, how would you have raised three More than 100 billion yen to pay off the debt? At present, he is either being hunted by the Space-Time Administration for robbing bank funds or being sent to a scrap robot dismantling factory and turned into a pile of parts at a second-hand goods stall, right? "Wang Qiu Mantian! He retorted angrily.
"...Well, I admit that you provided an opportunity, but without my future props, would you be able to earn points and save people in those dangerous worlds?" Doraemon said. Rolling his eyes, "...You not only want points but also money. You are too greedy!"
"...You, you, you! I'm so angry! Do you think that after the main god system recovers, it will only cause trouble for me? You, the person involved, can't run away either! Don't think that scoring points and rescuing people are just mine. Responsibility! I’m not the only one who’s unlucky after things fail!”
"...Then let the Lord God deal with me! I'm not afraid anyway! The only one who really has to worry about his life is a weakling like you..."
Just when Wang Qiu and Doraemon were glaring at each other because they were in a bad mood, Nagato Yuki's usual cold voice sounded quietly.
"...I'm sorry, can you please be quiet for a moment? Wang Qiujun and Doraemon, now I have bad news to tell you - the broken main god system seems to have not completely shut down, and it has just started targeting the child Nohara Shinnosuke. New plot! ”
——It was only then that Wang Qiu discovered that his "Book of Time Travel" had been held in the hands of Nagato Yuki.
"...The plot that appeared next to Xiaoxin this time is "Independence Day". The main content is the invasion of the United States by an alien fleet... Well, it seems that no introduction is needed. It has already started over there in the parking lot..." Nagato Yuki suddenly He closed the "Book of Time Travel" and pointed out the window.
Then, through the glass window of the sushi restaurant, Wang Qiu was surprised to see an "alien battleship" about the size of a refrigerator, floating above the heads of Nohara and her son, continuously emitting balls of flames and streaks. The laser suddenly burned Xiaoxin to the point of crying, running around and crying.
"...Mom! Mom! Some bad guys use that thing from the sky to burn me. What should I do?!!"
"...Really, whose naughty child is playing with a remote-controlled model? It's so outrageous!" Nohara Mizao, who had just opened the car door with the key and put Nohara Himawari on the special baby seat, raised her head and looked at it. Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but get furious, "...even if you want to play Star Wars, you can't use our Xiaoxin as a target! Get out of here quickly, or I'll file a complaint with the police!"
However, before Nohara Mizao could finish her words, a thin laser beam came, leaving an obvious scorch mark on her skirt.
"...Wow! This is a new dress I just bought for 150,000 yen!! Damn it, it looks like I have to make you suffer!"
Looking at the new skirt that was burned by the laser after being worn only once, Nohara Mizao immediately became extremely angry... However, before the housewife could think of a counterattack strategy, she found something she could take advantage of and attacked Xiaoxin's alien battleship. He had already been severely injured - while Xiaoxin was running and evading, he accidentally tripped over a can that was thrown around. His shorts "teared" and cracked, and he suddenly fell to the ground with his bare buttocks. .
Then, another red laser fell from the sky, accurately hitting Comrade Xiaoxin's ass as smooth as a mirror.
As a result, the laser was reflected back and hit the tail engine nozzle of the mini alien battleship. Immediately, a cloud of black smoke and a crackling small explosion ignited on the battleship, making it no longer possible. Unable to fly safely in the sky, it began to tremble violently.
——Well, in this tough battle with the alien invaders, Xiaoxin’s butt has once again made a contribution! Archimedes' soul seems to be possessing him at this moment, and his butt represents the righteous roar of all human minors... But the question is, is this a bit too immodest?
Well, as a top expert who once blew away a Gundam robot with a sneeze, it's no wonder that Xiaoxin's fighting style is not without integrity.
Next, Nohara Misa, who represents the punishment of adult earthlings, also displayed her special move.
"... Damn it, let you taste the anger of a housewife! Eat a human cannon from me!! Xiaobai! Fire!"
"...Wangwu——(Dog language translation: No——)"
Accompanied by the screams of Xiaobai, the multifunctional good dog, a "dog meat cannon" was thrown out by Nohara Mizuo, adding another blow to the already crumbling alien battleship - as a person who has defeated monsters and saved many times Tokyo's "Magical Girl Mirai", Mrs. Nohara actually has a lot of experience in superpower combat (see the 2005 Crayon Shin-chan movie version), and her throwing skills are extremely skilled!
So, after a fierce collision with the skull of the mongrel dog Xiaobai, this miserable alien warship finally crashed to the ground, ending its short and sinful journey to invade the earth... The only trouble was that during its journey, end A kamikaze came out and landed accurately on the windshield in front of the Nohara family's cheap family car, immediately splattering a piece of glass shards... "...Oh!!! No!" ——”