Chapter 62: Total collapse of the Middle Ages (Part 2)
The cold wind in the winter in December is always so biting and sharp. The streets on New Year's Eve are deserted. Even the wandering wild dogs have huddled up in the warm kennels. Only the whistling wind keeps ringing in the ears - —Oxford at the end of 1348 was, after all, a city that had just emerged from the haze of the Black Death. Although with the opening of "Hogwarts School of Divinity" and the arrival of powerful students from various European countries, a group of citizens who provided various services to the teachers and students of the school also arrived, leaving Oxford, which was once empty, , and soon regained some of its popularity. But as of now, more than half of the blocks are still empty of haunted houses, far from returning to the bustling prosperity they once were.
There is no moon in the night sky tonight, and there are not many stars visible. Once you leave the light and candlelight, you will fall into darkness.
Standing in a courtyard of "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry", Wang Qiu, who was wearing a cloak, rubbed his hands, looked up at the dark night sky and exhaled a puff of white air, then quickly lowered his head and put on his hood. His fur covered the flying snowflakes, and at the same time he took steps to wade through the thick snow under his feet. Opening a path - this is a job that looks easy and fun, but is actually very tiring. The alternating cold current and sunshine will slowly harden the surface of the snow into a layer of ice shell. Those with less strength will , you will only be trapped inside, and you will be unable to move even if you struggle for a long time.
When he walked around the wide courtyard with one foot deep and one foot shallow, feeling a little clearer, and turned back to the banquet hall with a roaring fire, he found that the scene in this place had suddenly changed again. , from the original party of gluttonous eaters, it further degenerated into a large-scale sex club for promiscuity and sex - no way, human beings seem to have always been "full, warm and thoughtful" *Yes!
——The male students of Gryffindor and Slytherin knocked on the table with wooden wine glasses, and drank drunkenly the wine that they added with rosemary, dried wild roses, rhinoceros horn powder and other aphrodisiacs. Singing all kinds of dirty slang ditties. Some "liberal" people even took off their robes to show off the "majesty" of their lower bodies. The female Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff students watched with sparkling eyes, licking their lips with their pink tongues, and casting flirtatious glances from time to time; Shyly, she stretched out her hand to cover her mouth, making bursts of angry sounds...
In addition, these students also brought in waitresses wearing breast-revealing dresses from several recently reopened taverns in the city. They hugged each other, made love, fed and drank each other, or Telling lewd and dirty jokes - these waitresses who work as part-time sellers of meat have opened their clothes early, revealing their snow-white skin. and plump ****s, giving benefits to men without hesitation, and some of the most unrestrained girls even jumped on the dining table and lifted their skirts over their heads (Europeans had not invented panties these days) Things like that (men still have shirts, but women are usually naked under long skirts) exposing their lower bodies, causing bursts of whistles and applause from the men!
The air in the banquet hall was filled with the lingering smell of some kind of bodily fluids and sweat, strangely mixed with the smell of alcohol and vegetables, making Wang Qiu feel a splitting headache and nausea. At the same time, the dedicated band was still playing a cheerful and lively country music with flutes, bells and snare drums...
"... Damn it! He actually behaved in such an immoral manner at the school banquet. Is this really ridiculous? Even if the Pope, who is also the principal, has to preside over the Holy See's New Year's Mass, he returned to Avignon through the [Random Door] without eating. But those What are the teachers and deans doing? ”
Looking at these dissolute students, Wang Qiu blinked in disbelief, and then turned his attention to the teachers' bench on the high platform, but was surprised to find that it was empty, except for the messy wine glasses and dinner plates left on the table. , meat bones and food residues, not even half a person was left. Only a few fat cats jumped on it at some point, meowing and launching an "attack" on the leftovers left by humans...
God! Where have all these people gone?
Wang Qiu wiped his eyes in confusion and looked around the noisy hall. He soon discovered some respectable teachers from the four colleges in some strange places such as under the corners, beside the fireplace, and under the table. figures - they were actually in public, casually I found a corner that looked a little less eye-catching, took off my clothes and pants, used a [Warmth Technique] on myself, and began to release the most primitive hormonal impulses... I saw these naked men and women, all overlapping each other. Tangled together, squirming everywhere like maggots. There are teachers who fuck students, students who fuck teachers, students who fuck students, and teachers who fuck teachers; there are one-to-ones, there are one-to-many; there are men who fuck women, and there are men who fuck men, in all kinds of positions There are a lot of tricks, it can be said to be frank and full of surprises. Looking at the groggy expressions on their faces, it seems that each of them has drank a lot of wine, and maybe also taken some drugs to cheer them up. Even Anna, the headmistress of Hufflepuff appointed by Levi, a French nun who originally seemed quite innocent, was now in messy clothes, with her face and hair covered in various strange viscous liquids, and was mixed with alcohol. Under the trend of unknown drugs, I don’t know how many men I have had sex with, and maybe there are also suspected women...
Hey, these guys and girls who hold the title of dean and teacher are really good at "leading by example" and "being teachers by example" in front of the students!
——No way, if it is summer, these guys with no moral ethics must be a little bit ashamed, and they know to sneak outside into the bushes in the courtyard, find a secluded corner, take off their clothes, "pick up the gun and mount the horse" ". Unfortunately, it is the coldest winter of the year, and it is still snowing heavily outside. No matter how passionate these wild men and women are, they still have to consider whether they will freeze into two ice sculptures while playing in the field.
Therefore, all you guys and girls who were too cold to go out had no choice but to have sex on the spot in the crowded banquet hall with a roaring fire, taking off your clothes or even not taking off your clothes, not caring about avoiding the onlookers at all. Just like this, men and women, several men and one woman, several women and one man, all stripped naked and stacked together - this kind of bold and unlimited scene is occasionally seen in some adult-level late-night dramas in Europe and the United States. Can see. However, in the real world, there are generally not so many hot and sexy beauties and handsome guys with eight-pack abs in the movies, let alone medieval Europe where nutritional conditions and hygiene levels were very pathetic: for example Nowadays, these immoral teachers and students are mixed together in a haphazard manner. They are fat and ugly. There are very few handsome men and beautiful women, and there is not much sense of beauty at all. Wang Qiu feels unappetizing just by looking at them.
But their identities made Wang Qiu very interesting - full of a strange feeling of betrayal and violation of ethics.
"...Oh God! The male Gryffindor teacher is fucking the Ravenclaw girl, the Ravenclaw female teacher is fucking the Slytherin boy, and the Italian nun who is a Hufflepuff student is having sex with two girls. A Slytherin boy was playing 'pie pie'; and a Slytherin male teacher was playing a game from behind. Lan Fondo... A boy's ass! Oh! It's really blinding me! At least don't have any sense of morality in this place! "If Auntie Luo Lin saw such a scene, she would probably faint on the spot!"
In the banquet hall that was filled with the atmosphere of alcohol, arrogance and all kinds of depravity, classmate Wang Qiu reached out and rubbed his forehead with throbbing veins and muttered.
But then he thought about it, and he felt that Aunt Rowling, who was already accustomed to seeing the world, probably wouldn't care too much about such small scenes - the off-screen life of the actors in the "Harry Potter" crew. Pie, it seems, may not be much purer than the fake Hogwarts teachers and students in front of me... There is no way, no matter which country they are in, the men and women in the entertainment industry all lead very corrupt lives, and it is almost impossible to find anyone who is completely clean... …
(Unconfirmed gossip: The actor who played Harry Potter later became gay, and because "Harry Potter" took seven years to shoot, he was so involved in the drama that he really thought of himself as Harry Potter. In the end, she had to receive mental treatment. The actresses who played Hermione or Luna seemed to have filmed pornographic adult movies... In addition, the H version of "Harry Potter" has already been filmed by an American company. Already...)
Fortunately, at this New Year's Eve banquet at Hogwarts, those children were not allowed to come because they were afraid that Nobi Nobita and the others would catch a cold. Finally, there was no need to worry about these innocent children being mentally polluted. Shizuka Marikawa and Rika Minami, Lily's good friends, were also shopping and shopping in Ginza, Tokyo in the world of "Doraemon". By the way, they went to Tokyo Disneyland to play with Nobita Nobita and the others. Ma Tong, a scheming lily girl, has a strong ability to protect herself. She always has the laser gun provided by Doraemon hanging around her. She probably won't suffer any loss, and maybe she can even take the opportunity to sleep with some medieval European girls who suit her taste. Finally there’s Hansel and Gretel… Oops! Why did you forget these two sexy lolita? ! !
——Because they were saved by time travelers in advance and have never experienced the bloody fighting in the underground arena, Hansel and Gretel, who are only nine years old now, are not the pair with full S attributes in the comic plot of "Black Lagoon" sadistic killers, but a pair in Germany's red light district The "semi-finished meat utensils" that have been in brothels for three years and have fully awakened the attributes of masturbation... What's more terrible is that this pair of masturbation lolita seem to have a tendency to commit suicide. They often deliberately strip naked in Wang Qiu's house. She was being coquettish in front of her, begging to be pushed down, and she had no self-defense weapons. If there is something wrong right now, and if it accidentally falls into the hands of some half-awake and half-drunk medieval pedophiles, I am afraid that all three holes in the body will be filled, and the lower body may even bleed profusely!
When he thought that these two silver-haired twin lolita with "clear voices and soft bodies that are easily pushed down" were probably being ridden by a group of smelly, hairy men and being assaulted by various types of smelly sticks in turn, Wang Qiu's forehead suddenly broke into a burst of cold sweat, profuse sweat, waterfall sweat... Hey, these two perfect fantasy twin lolita can make every man with hidden pedophile tendencies flutter. And with their delicate little bodies, if they cause a tragedy like "a violent mortal raping and killing a little angel from the upper world", how will it end? !
After finally waking up, Wang Qiu hurriedly endured his nausea again and took a closer look among the half-awake and half-drunk noisy crowd. He did not see the pair of silver-haired twin lolita girls who were as beautiful as a dream. , I didn’t see Doraemon’s round blue and white figure, and even Ma Tong and Li Wei didn’t know where they were... In the entire smoky banquet hall, it seemed that I was the only time traveler.
This discovery made him feel both happy and worried. His heart was pounding in his chest, and he could not calm down.
In short, after enduring the unpleasant and disgusting smell and searching repeatedly for a long time, Wang Qiu found two acquaintances who could inquire about the situation:
First of all, there was Jolick, the former Pope's physician and now the head of Gryffindor. This fat French man, who was as strong as a bear, was currently drunkenly riding on a handsome little manservant, humming and making love. Then there is Boccaccio, the great writer who wrote "The Decameron" in history, and now the dean of Slytherin. This famous libertine and prodigal son is leaning next to the warm fireplace, enjoying the three Ravens in turn. The young body of Crowe female student——from The three little sluts wore the eagle emblems on the chests of their robes, and Wang Qiu could tell their identities... So, after a moment of hesitation, in order to prevent himself from suffering, Wang Qiu took a step towards the more "normal" sexual orientation. Mr. Boccaccio came closer.