Chapter 67: Better to go back (Part 2)
What? Brother Li Wei, why do you want me to take care of your children’s household registration? Who do you think I am? Neighborhood committee aunt?
It would be a great kindness to save you and your wife from this medieval European time and space filled with strong body odor, okay?
Hey, hey, you can’t be so dissatisfied! Where have your moral integrity, conscience and integrity gone?
After hearing Brother Li Wei's self-righteous remarks, classmate Wang Qiu almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
Well, indeed, the above-mentioned troubles of Comrade Li Wei exist to the fullest - although he stayed in the European Middle Ages for so many years and has a wife and children, in the household registration files of the modern Chinese government, he Still a legal bachelor.
Therefore, after returning to the original world, although Li Wei and his time traveler wife Zhao Na were originally Chinese citizens, they could naturally regain their original identities and continue living as long as they returned. But what about the extra child? No matter how you look at it, it seems to be quite difficult to obtain a household registration.
In the context of modern Chinese society, if your child cannot obtain a household registration, what will the result mean?
——It means that you can't go to a decent school, you can't find a good job, and you don't have medical insurance and social security... It's almost the end of your life.
Obviously, even out of the most basic sense of responsibility as a parent, Levi did not want his son to become a gangster.
Fortunately, times have changed and the above problems are not without solutions.
"...If it were before, you wouldn't be able to do anything about this kind of thing with me. I still have four gangsters from other worlds in my family who can't solve it! Fortunately, now we have contacted Professor Guo, or Political Commissar Guo, After all, he is considered a member of the system and has some connections..."
Rubbing his temples with throbbing veins, Wang Qiu sighed helplessly, and explained to Li Wei with some reluctance: In fact, as early as when Li Wei and Zhao Na, the time traveler couple, gave birth to their son, social experience Professor Guo, who was rich, raised the above-mentioned troubles in advance before the young parents thought of the problem, and discussed with everyone how to solve the household registration problem of the Li Wei family's children.
——According to Professor Guo, although Li Wei’s son’s household registration problem is a bit troublesome, there are actually solutions. After all, in today's Chinese society, under the impact of Western *** ideas, the relationship between men and women has become much more open than in the early years. All kinds of unmarried pregnancies, student mothers and single-parent families have long been common - Otherwise, how do you think those adopted "mistresses" and their descendants live? Moreover, compared with those "children born out of wedlock" who need to pay fines to obtain household registration, the situation of Li Wei's family is much easier to handle.
"...First of all, because your son is an illegal child in our country, if you want to register your child, you must go through the family planning office. Now that the child has been born, the key is to go to the family planning office. Don't bother with other departments, it all depends on whether the Family Planning Office will release it or not. , you have to understand this yourself. The benefits of building relationships are indispensable, and paying fines is also necessary. Otherwise, the child will have a black household registration for life and cannot enjoy the policy benefits provided by the state, such as free vaccinations. How to register for school in the future? It's also a big problem.
Secondly, Brother Li Wei, who do you want to place your child’s household registration on? If you want to register in the place where your mother's registered permanent residence is, you have to pay a fine first. If you want to register in your place, that is, in the place where your father's registered permanent residence is, you have to first register in the local register with your mother and pay the fine. Only after the fine is registered in the household registration can you apply to transfer to the place where your father's household registration is located. In this case, you will have to pay the fine again.
Of course, as long as you have enough money in your pocket, all the above problems are not a problem.
But no matter what, there are three procedures that must be completed: 1. Apply for a new marriage certificate. 2. Apply for a new birth certificate. 3. Pay social support fees. And, more importantly, how do you plan to deal with your parents-in-law? If you sleep with someone else's daughter, make the other person's belly bigger, and even give birth to a child, but you are not married yet, what do you think the second wife will think? "Speaking of this, Wang Qiu paused and looked at Li Wei with a little pity.
And Levi, the flower knight, suddenly turned a little pale, and even his legs seemed a little weak and looked shaky.
"...Well, it seems there is still some trouble! My wife said that my father-in-law seems to be working as a security guard in a large state-owned enterprise, and my mother-in-law is responsible for teaching Taekwondo to children. It should be said that they are all pretty good at fighting... Can you lend me a body armor just in case?”
"...You don't need the bulletproof vest. I think it's better for you to beat your father-in-law and mother-in-law twice to calm down. It's also a way of honoring your elders. Anyway, these days, I don't really like the matter of getting married. Since you are willing to bear it, Duty married someone else's daughter, no matter how angry the two elders were, they would still I promise I won't beat you to death - otherwise, who will take over their daughters and nephews? We Chinese are not Hindus who like to engage in "honor killings". We often brutally kill our own daughters for some inexplicable reasons. , son-in-law and nephew were collectively assassinated..."
Wang Qiu shrugged and replied disapprovingly, "...As long as he is tall, handsome and rich, what if such a son-in-law gets on the bus first and pays for the ticket later?"
"...Uh, what a superficial view." Levi seemed to be choked, and muttered after a while.
"...Look at the world realistically, Brother Levi. In our motherland, there are countless mothers who regard this as the greatest advantage of their son-in-law. And even if fathers refuse to admit it with their mouths, they probably think so in their hearts. of..."
Wang Qiu sighed and looked back at Li Wei, "...Tsk, I have to say, brother Li Wei, as a Chinese-Russian mixed race, your appearance and figure should be above average, and you can even Go be a cowherd! As for money, remember that you now have a net worth of tens of millions of yuan! If that’s not enough, how about you seize the last moment and try to find more?”
"...Money is not a problem, the trouble is that I have no status!" Li Wei complained, "...I am a jobless vagrant over there!"
"... Don't worry! It'll be no problem!" Wang Qiu patted Li Wei on the shoulder, "... Our powerful Professor Guo has already said that he can help you find a way to use the special department to help you in I want to get a job in the university or the urban management brigade, which one do you prefer?”
Speaking of this, Wang Qiu couldn't help but sigh suddenly for some unknown reason, "...it's actually the easiest situation for a couple like you to be time travelers. If you bring back a girl from another time and space, then It becomes an illegal immigrant! As you know, China has a small land and a large population. It has never been a country of immigrants. It is very difficult to apply for naturalization. It has a strong impact on illegal immigrants. The degree has always been very high. Every time the public security agencies raid North Korean defectors, it will lead to a large number of wives and children being separated. So if this happens, not only must you try to hide the girl you have picked up on, it is best to hide it. I can dig a cellar and hide my daughter in a golden house, and I have to rely on my own salary to support her. It will be even more troublesome if I have children in the future..."
However, before his nagging ended, there was an ominous and dazzling flash of light across the night, and then bursts of screams came from the distance.
As a result, Wang Qiu and Levi ended their conversation in shock. They looked out of the window of the Ravenclaw Tower and were shocked to find that in the auditorium where the Hogwarts New Year's Banquet was being held, there was first a burst of noise from inside. A violent tremor, followed by a duller burst. The windows and doors were blown to pieces, and flames and debris flew in all directions like a volcanic eruption... A few seconds later, with violent shaking underfoot, the entire auditorium was erupted in a huge orange-red fireball. Against the background, it expands rapidly from the inside out!
——Boom! ! !
The huge explosion, like the main gun of a battleship, instantly made Wang Qiu and Li Wei dizzy, their feet weak, and their ears buzzing. The shock wave plowed out countless pieces of thick snow on the ground. In the deep trench, all kinds of charred wreckage fragments were thrown everywhere by the air waves, sometimes mixed with parts of human limbs and bones... The extremely bright blazing flames instantly shot straight into the sky, and even Levi, who was far away, almost died My hair was burned by the heat wave. And after groaning for a moment, the overwhelmed auditorium finally collapsed with a crash!
At the same time, all kinds of injured people covered in flames were still struggling to get out of the ruins of the collapsed auditorium, and the sounds of wailing and crying resounded through the sky. Under the flickering dim light of the fire, you could still vaguely see several corpses that had been torn out of shape by the blast waves, scattered around... It wasn't until the blast waves and tremors gradually passed that Wang Qiu gradually regained consciousness. , found himself falling to the ground and smashing his head. And there were horrifying screams everywhere. There were also hoarse shouts for help, as well as angry curses and sad cries...
The Queen of England and the silver-haired twins who were watching a movie in the tower rushed out immediately, but were immediately frightened by the completely unexpected tragic scene in front of them. The young queen, who was twelve years old, even fell into a coma on the spot. He collapsed softly on the ground.
Doraemon, who had been scared to death by the mouse, was stunned and woke up. Then he looked at the burning ruins of the Hogwarts auditorium not far away, and there was a loud shout. The crowd who screamed and lost their minds couldn't help but blinked in confusion. "...This...what's going on? Even the fireworks to celebrate this New Year seem to be too exaggerated!"