Volume 12, Watergate Incident in Another World
Chapter 1: We are responsible for enlarging the belly of the female time traveler! (Part 1)
The plot world of "Huanzhugege", the autumn of the 24th year of Qianlong's reign, Beijing, the Forbidden City, Shufangzhai
At this moment, it is the beginning of the plot of "Huanzhugege". The middle-aged Emperor Qianlong has just brought several elder brothers, several important civil and military ministers and two companions Fulkang, Forte and so on. After leaving the palace, they went hunting in the Xishan paddock near the capital. And the crazy future princess, today's Beijing female gangster Xiao Yanzi, the Shandong Holy Virgin White Lotus Xia Ziwei who has just become sworn sworn brother, and the loyal maid Jin Suo, have just set off from the Beijing Hutong courtyard where Xiao Yanzi lives, rushing to the Xishan paddock, and then Once embarked on a long and bumpy road to find his father.
Naturally, the next scene is a scene that everyone knows. A certain Virgin Flower, a weak-minded female prostitute, is blocked at the bottom of the mountain and cannot enter. A certain Yanzi, who is a martial artist, takes the Virgin Flower's life experience evidence and slips over the cliff into the paddock, and then gets glaucoma. Yongqi, the fifth elder brother with cataracts, was accidentally shot as a deer. Next, Qianlong, who had a brain convulsion, heard her words before she fell into coma, "Do you remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake nineteen years ago?" Thousands of past events came to his mind, and he mistook the little Yanzi who looked nothing like him. Thinking that she was the "pearl in the ocean" that he had left behind, he immediately took her back to the palace, and then created a fake princess that soon turned his harem upside down... However, this has not happened yet.
(Note that this is not the Mulan Autumn Wai that was common in the official history of the Qing Dynasty. Although the TV series "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" was indeed filmed in the Mulan Paddock of the Chengde Summer Resort, 450 kilometers away from Beijing, the setting in the novel The hunting ground is actually the Xishan Paddock that no longer exists, which is also the hunting ground of Shijingshan. It is only fourteen kilometers away from the Forbidden City. It can be seen that Grandma Qiong Yao was rigorous in some aspects when writing her book, unlike the protagonists in some martial arts works who can travel from Beijing in two or three months at most. Run to the Western Regions and then rush back to Guangzhou to take a boat to the South China Sea)
At the same time, since the emperor and the princes are not here, Huanzhugege's group, who will bring chaos to the entire Forbidden City in the future, are still hanging around outside the palace wall. So the drama of various palaces fighting for favor in the Forbidden City seems to be in a cooling-off period for the time being, and it should be relatively calm - the emperor and the prince are not here, who are you going to show? In this case, the palace residence of the future "Returning the Pearl Princess" little Yanzi, which was originally the palace theater, Shufangzhai, should be idle for the time being, and has not yet had time to stage a show of returning the Pearl with unlimited amusements.
However, at this time, the Royal Theater Shufangzhai was supposed to be empty, but in fact it was full of people coming and going, and it was full of all kinds of gadgets that were incompatible with the times - the bluestone-paved courtyard was erected in military green The field tent was full of figures wearing white coats and camouflage uniforms walking back and forth. Hidden cameras were placed on the walls of Shufangzhai, and snipers with oil paint on their faces were lying on the roof, watching eagerly.
However, although they made such a big noise in Shufangzhai, they miraculously did not attract the attention of the eunuchs and maids in the Forbidden City. Even the two young eunuchs who were walking outside the gate of Shufangzhai were unknowingly poking in the middle of the road. They raised one foot each, but they did not fall down for a long time. They were like clay puppets, as if time had been passed on them. Frozen... Well, in fact, at this moment, the time of the entire Forbidden City, the entire Beijing, and even the entire world was indeed frozen, forced to stop in a certain second.
What caused this "pause" phenomenon was a black technological prop held in the hands of someone in the courtyard of Shufangzhai: [Super Time Stop Watch].
——Comrade Wang Qiu, who was wearing military uniform, lowered his head to consider the black technology prop [Super Time Stop Watch] in the world of Doraemon in his hand, and urged loudly towards the field tent with a red cross painted in front of him. : "...Hey! How is the artificial insemination operation going inside? My [Super Time Stop Watch] can only last up to six more hours! There is a little girl outside waiting to come in for the operation. ! ”
Immediately afterwards, a very impatient voice of a female doctor came from inside the tent: "...Why are you making such a fuss? We are already working as fast as we can! If you have the ability, just come in and do it yourself? That's right. ! Let the little girl outside come in and get ready, disinfect first!”
Then, turning around, Wang Qiu still had to frown and deal with the strong protest of a cute loli waving her little fist.
"... Wuwuwu!!! The bad uncle is bullying! He actually wants to make me, an underage junior high school student, fat! Are you still a civil servant?"
Sima Yan, a half-year-old lolita who is only fourteen years old this year, waved her little fists with tears in her eyes, and made a righteous accusation against Wang Qiu, the representative of the evil force, "...I have been doing this every year since I was in elementary school. You are a good student, and you have never been in love once, and you have never even held a boy's hand... You actually let someone get pregnant with a baby! How can someone have the honor to live in the future? Ah! ”
...Hmm...I have to admit that this loli's accusation was indeed a knowing blow, and Wang Qiu couldn't help but feel a huge sense of guilt. Although he could turn two twelve-year-old silver-haired Romanian twins into sex toys on the bed without any psychological barriers, after all, he has been with the twins for three years, and both parties are still consensual. things. But now, he seems to be openly using violence to coerce and destroy this resisting flower of the motherland, and in full view of the public... This is really hard to do!
However, despite this, the pregnancy that should be pregnant cannot be escaped, but this shameful job should be left to others... So Wang Qiu sighed, shook his head, turned and walked away. Then a tough female officer with a sinister face approached and tried to persuade him as pleasantly as possible.
"...Student Sima Yan, I can understand your grievance, and I also understand how terrible harm this is to you. However, please remember that as a Chinese, as a citizen of the Republic of China, In the face of national security, your chastity is nothing. The country will remember it. Your sacrifices and contributions will be compensated accordingly, but you will not be allowed to escape... Please rest assured that the state will take care of any subsequent troubles. Regarding your parents and family, if necessary. Central leaders will also come forward to do ideological work themselves..."
After being persuaded by the female officer for a long time and promising a lot of empty promises, Sima Yan, a 14-year-old second-year junior high school girl, finally understood that she would definitely not be able to avoid the fate of becoming pregnant out of wedlock this time, so she gradually stopped crying. Although he was still sobbing slightly, he said reluctantly, "...but ... I have also read a lot of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" fan fiction on the Internet. Either I fall in love with the elder brothers, or I play palace battles in the Forbidden City. At least I can travel with the protagonists... Why did you come to me? But you are going to have a baby right from the beginning?”
"...chichi, falling in love with my brother Belle in the Manchu Qing Dynasty? Hahaha, do you really think there will be any free love in feudal society?"
After hearing what Sima Yan said, before the female officer had time to respond, Ma Tong standing next to her couldn't help but laugh, "...Little guy, do you know what marriage was in the feudal era? Looks like? Okay, I know, this is not the real Qing Dynasty in official history, but the Qing Dynasty in Qiong Yao's novel. The whole "Huanzhugege" is full of various love stories. , placed in the entire Qing Dynasty society, these After all, the love stories of the protagonists of Qiong Yao can only be said to be non-mainstream at best. The old society’s cannibalistic feudal ethics, arranged marriages, and things like male and female defenses and the Three True Virtue and Nine Lies, even in this Qiong Yao novel. inside The world has not disappeared either! To be honest, even if you are trying to catch a scheming woman or lure a wealthy husband, your success rate in eventually getting along with a domineering president is much higher than in the Qing Dynasty! < br>
Here, the status of men and women is extremely unequal. Men who are lustful are considered coquettish. At most, they will be criticized verbally, but it is even something worth boasting about. If it were a woman who was lustful and had sex, it would be immoral and rebellious. Generally speaking, if a girl from a good family just shows up in public, it is already a sign of debauchery. If she takes the initiative to seduce a man, she will be lynched by the villagers and drowned in a pig cage! Even if she is raped by a man, public opinion will only point the finger at the raped woman, condemning her for not hanging herself in a well and giving her full name. What is the specific logic? You can generally refer to modern Saudi Arabia... Zhugege and Ziwei have the aura of the protagonists and their destiny. They were forced by the author to turn on the plug-in, so they were able to save themselves from danger time and time again. But do you have any cheats? Don't count on us, the country has no intention of playing "Date Live" with you! ”
"...Besides, with your little capital, you actually want to play palace fighting in the Forbidden City? Hey, wake up! Little Sima Yan, you are not even willing to do the artificial insemination surgery arranged by the state, how can you be willing to do it? over here Sleeping with Emperor Qianlong, a fifty-year-old man? You don't think there was a law for the protection of minors in the Qing Dynasty, do you? What's more, do you really think you can hang out in the Forbidden City just by dressing up as a palace maid? and Not to mention whether the main god system has arranged an identity for you in the Forbidden City, even if it has really set up an identity for you as a palace maid instead of a black household, but look at you, even the term "Beijing Film" is completely substandard. , I also don’t understand the etiquette in the palace at all, I can’t even speak a word in Manchu, and I can’t walk even if I step on the bottom of the flower pot. How could there be someone like you in the Forbidden City of the Qianlong Dynasty who didn’t understand anything? Maid?
Moreover, you probably don’t understand anything about music, chess, calligraphy and painting, the taste of singing and dancing, or the makeup and dressing up of this era, right? With such a level, how can he seduce and win the emperor's love? It’s not like Japanese or Taiwanese girl comics, where the heroine is loved by everyone wherever she goes!
In fact, depending on your level, let alone trying to win favor and become a concubine, even just surviving in the palace is not that easy! Believe it or not, classmate Sima Yan, if we don't care about anything and leave you to fend for yourself in the Forbidden City of the Qing Dynasty, within the next three months at most, you will either be arrested and tortured because of suspicious behavior; Just because he made a mistake in doing something and offended a noble person, he was beaten to death with a stick! ”
After listening to Ma Tong's merciless scolding, Sima Yan was stunned at first, as if she couldn't accept the shattering of some girl's dream, and then she burst into tears with a loud "Wow", and the tears were like a flood bursting the embankment. It was flowing downwards and couldn't be stopped... In response, Ma Tong had no choice but to shake his head. He shook his head and muttered, "Children are really troublesome." He got a towel soaked in semen from somewhere, and pressed it on Sima Yan's nose, anesthetizing her until she fainted, and then put it to sleep. The unconscious half-grown loli was lifted up and handed to the female officer at the side.
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On the other side, I saw Sima Yan, a fourteen-year-old junior high school girl, being carried into the surgery tent like a kitten for artificial insemination after being knocked unconscious by sex. The last remaining person in the courtyard of Shufangzhai A male reincarnation, a middle-aged man wearing eunuch clothes, could not help but twitch his lips a few times, as if he wanted to say something. But after struggling for a moment, nothing was finally said. However, Ma Tong accidentally noticed his unusual expression and asked casually, "...Mr. Zhuang Yan, looking at your expression just now, is there anything you want to say?"
"...This...how should I put it? Although children's ideas are relatively naive, is this approach a bit too much?"
Zhuang Yan, who was wearing eunuch clothes, smiled bitterly and said, "...What's more, she is only fourteen years old this year! How can she be a mother at this age?"
"...Then what else can we do? Do we want the entire state agency to accompany her to play "Date A Live" in Manchuria? This is not the world of Japanese animation. It is impossible no matter how you think about it! As for whether she is pregnant or not Mr. Zhuang Yan doesn't have to worry too much about the problem of the fetus. Nowadays, everyone is eating and drinking. Living conditions are getting better and better, so children now develop earlier. Even elementary school girls will most likely have had their menstruation before graduating from elementary school. Otherwise, those in ancient China would have gotten married at the age of eleven or twelve. Aren’t the Loli Shota’s efforts all in vain?”
Ma Tong stretched, and then smiled evilly, "...Besides, if it doesn't work, we can also use [Time Furoshiki] to 'ripen' her a little bit - let alone a loli, Even a newborn baby can be shown to you as a pregnant woman! Hahahaha..."
——Listening to this evil-sounding laughter, Zhuang Yan couldn't help but shudder, and at the same time he secretly worried about his own fate...
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PS: Note: Flowerpot bottoms, also known as flowerpot bottom shoes, also known as "flag shoes", are the "high heels" worn by the ladies of the Manchu and Qing dynasties. They are characterized by their I-shaped shape. The "high heels" are not in the same position as modern high heels. The back of the shoe, but in the center of the shoe, has a height of ten to twenty-five centimeters, like walking on mini stilts, so it is difficult for modern women to walk when wearing it, which requires strong balance and will fall if you are not careful. . In addition, I discovered that Qidian’s new foreign history book "1885 British Tycoon" quoted large sections of my volume "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies", but Lao Laowang is more generous, and these descriptions of social customs and the like have been copied. I just copied it, I don’t care about it, but the stiffness of the connection in "1885 British Tycoon" really makes people feel a bit miserable It’s unbearable to look at... Moreover, I was writing about British society in the late 18th century, and he was writing about the late 19th century, a difference of nearly a hundred years. Many details and customs in British society have actually changed a lot. It's not just something as simple as the addition of railways and telegraphs. The feeling of copying it mechanically is very subtle, just like writing about the Southern Song Dynasty using the social customs of the Northern Song Dynasty. To give a simple example, if the British women's clothing in Sherlock Holmes's era were placed in Jane Austen's era, they would definitely be considered unseemly and bizarre costumes...