Chapter 2: We are responsible for enlarging the belly of the female time traveler! (Chinese)
In fact, Zhuang Yan, an insurance salesman dressed in a Qing Dynasty eunuch costume, is still very confused about the current situation that people like him are in.
Before he was pulled into the infinite space by the unscrupulous Lord God System, Zhuang Yan was originally in the living room of a house, holding his tablet computer to sell the company's latest life insurance... However, when he turned on the computer, When uploading a promotional video file, what popped up on the screen was not an advertising screen, but a strange dialog box: "... Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to truly... live? YES/NO"
Zhuang Yan originally suspected that some adware had been inserted, and was about to turn it off. Unexpectedly, his hand slipped and he accidentally clicked YES... As a result, he passed out instantly. When he woke up again, he found that he was lying in an antique courtyard. Next to him lay a female white-collar worker who was still unconscious, two female college students and a female junior high school student. In addition, there was also a man who claimed to be " "Veteran" Cowgirl...
Then, the "veteran" sister dressed up like a cowgirl from the American West told them that they, the unlucky rookies, had been transported into the infinite space by that damn dialog box, and then thrown into the infinite space by the main god system. In the plot world of "Huanzhugege", they are forced to go on their first adventure in infinite space. Well, it is said to be the adventure with the highest mortality rate.
And their location, according to the reconnaissance of this veteran cowgirl queen, is Shufangzhai in the Forbidden City of the Qing Dynasty, which will be one of the main stages of "Huan Zhuge Ge" in the future. However, there are currently no traces of human habitation in the entire courtyard of Shufangzhai, and there is not even any furniture needed for habitation. It is just a simple idle theater. Therefore, it should be at the beginning of the plot now, when Xiao Yanzi and Ziwei have not yet entered the palace. As for the specific point in time, further investigation is needed...
But after all, this place is located in a heavily guarded palace. If you are not careful, you will be investigated and surrounded by guards. I hope everyone will cooperate with you in disguise and lurk, at least don't say anything or move, so as not to cause trouble. Bringing disaster upon oneself.
For such an incredible thing, several people present were not willing to believe it at first, but whether it was the invisible force field protective cover buckled around them, the mobile phone without signal, or the God's watch buckled on their hands, The memories that were forcibly poured into their minds, as well as the strange environment they were currently in, forced them to accept the above-mentioned bizarre facts...
As a result, everyone, including Comrade Zhuang Yan, had no choice but to put on the palace maid uniforms and eunuch uniforms that the senior people got from nowhere. Then he followed the instructions of the senior man and stayed in Shufangzhai, holding his breath and keeping silent, so as not to attract the attention of anyone in the palace. I just watched helplessly as the senior Yujie, who also changed into palace maid clothes and put on a wig and bun, climbed out of the wall with agility (because she was idle, the door of Shufangzhai was locked at this time) If it is open, it will be easier to release it if you pick the lock and open the door. The sound was noticed) and went outside to scout for intelligence and find out the news - I have to say that this female senior's skills are really quite good. Even if she is wearing flowerpot-soled shoes with a heel of fifteen centimeters, she can still survive. As light as a swallow, as graceful as a startled giant.
But the problem is, what Zhuang Yan never expected was that the senior Yu Jie who dressed up as a palace maid would actually be gone forever! Everyone who was guarding Shufangzhai never saw her again. Just over an hour later, a mechanical and monotonous voice suddenly sounded in the minds of all of them: "...the Lord God shuts down the power, the scene ends, and all reincarnations are forced to eject!"
——When they first heard this monotonous and mechanical sound, the newcomers in Shufangzhai didn’t take it seriously. They even thought it was an auditory hallucination in their ears. But then, an hour passed, two hours passed, three hours passed, half a day passed, and it was getting dark... Seeing that until night fell, the female senior who went out to investigate also He didn't come back, and the Lord God watches in everyone's hands also turned into a black screen state at some point. Looking at the stars and the moon in the night sky, Zhuang Yan and the four female newcomers finally couldn't help but panic - could it be... that the female senior who climbed over the wall had really been popped up in "Huan Zhu Ge Ge"? 》The plot world of 》 will never come back, right? But when you were escaping from the sea of suffering, why did you leave us newcomers behind? This...this is really unfortunate! ! !
Then, after a long period of feeling sorry for themselves and others, the newlyweds, four men and five women, had to face a more severe problem, which was how to survive in this hellish place - although before Huanzhugege entered the palace, Shu Fangzhai is just an idle theater in the Forbidden City. Except for when the theater troupes perform in the palace during festivals, few people pay attention to it. Therefore, as long as you don't make any noise, there should be no danger of being discovered in a short time. But the problem is that people have to eat and drink to live... The problem of drinking water is not difficult to solve. There is an ancient stone well in Shufangzhai, as well as ropes and wooden barrels for drawing water. Although the water quality is bitter, it can barely quench your thirst. . But there is no solution to the food problem. Except for the female white-collar worker who had a few pieces of chewing gum in her pocket, no one else brought any food, and there was nothing edible in Shufangzhai...
After being so hungry all night, by dawn, all five of them could no longer stand it any longer. Especially Sima Yan, a junior high school girl who has just turned fourteen. Because she has watched too many ridiculous costume romance dramas and has not yet truly understood the cruelty of feudal society, she thinks that even if she does not become the right girl, she can at least rely on her The "plot prophet" earned some benefits, so he jumped out first, clamoring to go out to find something to eat.
Although several other adults vaguely felt that things might not be so easy, they might be caught by the palace guards and tortured to death for acting suspiciously as soon as they went out - after all, the accent and behavior of modern people They are all very different from the Qing Dynasty people. If you want to further sneak out of the palace, it will be even more difficult. But it doesn't seem to be a problem if he continues to be trapped in Shufangzhai and starves. What's more, if the plot of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" has already begun, then in a few days at most, the Princess Huan Zhu named Xiao Yanzi and a large number of palace maids and eunuchs will also move into Shufangzhai. People like me still can't hide... It's really a dilemma!
Of course, compared with those who are struggling in the zombie apocalypse, these people who have just been hungry all night are really unlucky in their blessings.
In short, at this time of dilemma, another group of uninvited guests who do not belong to this era have quietly arrived: groups of People's Liberation Army soldiers wearing camouflage uniforms suddenly appeared in Shufangzhai with dazzling flashes of light. He quickly took control of the entire courtyard. There was also a young man with a smile who came forward to ask them if they were travelers in this world, and claimed that he was someone specially sent by the country to rescue them...
Facing such a scene that completely exceeded the limit of imagination, the five newcomers to Infinite Space, including Zhuang Yan, suddenly felt confused.
Aha? ? ! What kind of super expansion is this? ! What the hell are you doing? ! !
However, what Zhuang Yan and his four female comrades didn't know was that some kind of even more damning super expansion was still waiting for them behind!
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In any case, with the arrival of the modern Chinese rescue team, the five newcomers to Infinite Space who had been hungry all day and night finally had a full meal - although it was only self-heating fried rice, small packages of mustard and compressed mustard from the PLA field rations. biscuit. At the same time, while the five of them were devouring their food, the young man who called himself Wang Qiu also gave them a general explanation of the current situation: In short, although the main god system has collapsed, there is no way to use rewards anymore. Click to redeem equipment and bloodline, but you still have to accumulate 50,000 reward points per person before you can leave the system and return to the real world. And the five of them add up to 250,000 points... I have to say, this is really an almost despairingly huge number!
What makes people even more desperate is that the civil servants sent by the relevant government departments also told Zhuang Yan and the other five victims that it was basically impossible for the government to help Zhuang Yan and the others to reach the 20th mark in the plot of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge". Fifty thousand bonus points. It's not that they are irresponsible, it's just that they are powerless - according to them, when they saved people in the plot world of "Pride and Prejudice" before, they had already used super killer weapons such as the Resident Evil T-Virus, and put them to death. A romantic drama about a British country manor was turned into a zombie apocalypse horror film, and it only managed to earn 100,000 points. It is conceivable that if you want to earn 250,000 reward points in the plot world of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge", you may have to blow up the earth!
Of course, this does not mean that they will spend their whole lives in the super boring plot world of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge", but the premise is that they must cooperate with the work of the party and the government... Specifically, they are female reincarnations. You must get pregnant as soon as possible and undergo artificial insemination...
——When there are not enough reward points, female reincarnators in the infinite space have another way to exit with no moral integrity, which is the "pregnancy escape method"... The so-called "pregnancy escape method" does not mean the cold Lord God. The system will give maternity leave to pregnant women in a very humane way, but this is because there is a bug in the program of the "Lord God" system of the infinite space: while pulling the reincarnated people into the infinite space, the main god system will give each of them All marked with unique distinguishing marks. But the problem is that if a female reincarnation becomes pregnant in the plot world, a mark will fall on two people, thus forming a program BUG, just like the website corresponding to one URL becomes two, or one The same license plate number is used by both vehicles at the same time. If the source of the sperm is a plot character, then this BUG will be even more complicated.
Of course, if it is running normally, the intelligent system of the 'Lord God' should soon fix the above-mentioned bug and reset the marks on the pregnant woman. Whether it is turning the fetus into a reincarnation, or directly forcing an abortion, it can Eliminate BUG. However, this crippled version of the main god system has basically collapsed and cannot work normally at all. Even the most basic programs have been almost destroyed. Therefore, the entire system has completely lost the ability to adjust itself, even the smallest and simplest ones. Logical bugs cannot be automatically repaired.
This leads to a very strange situation - if a female reincarnation becomes pregnant in the plot space, the main god system will have some kind of recognition disorder, and finally when the female body reaches about three months of pregnancy, it will completely fall into If the logic is wrong, the mark given to them will be forced to disappear automatically. And as a result, they were removed from the "Book of Time Travel", and they can be easily taken out of the plot world like plot characters, or they will no longer be disturbed by the tasks issued by the Lord God, and live quietly in this plot world forever - because they have already It has nothing to do with the main god system!
All in all, as long as a woman trapped in the plot world is pregnant, no matter who the father of the child is, she can regain her freedom without any reward points and escape the control of the main god system - okay, this What a road of escape with no moral integrity!
Well, if it is those long-tested "Old Si Ji", they will definitely break through the lower limit without hesitation and kneel down quickly to show off their coquettishness and beg for pregnancy - there is no need to fight to the death or intrigues, it is just a mere pregnancy. It was such an easy choice to get rid of this nightmare immediately.
However, for newcomers who have just stepped into the infinite space, such a breach of moral integrity is still a bit too much.
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Unfortunately, my arms couldn't twist my thighs. After the Nanhai Kaiju Beast incident, and because they were always worried about the nightmare of another alien monster attacking, the relevant departments had completely lost their temper. In order to achieve the progress as quickly as possible, they simply publicly stated that they would requisition Their wombs - damaging the chastity of a few women is much better than thousands of innocent people dying when a monster attacks, and the financial and foreign exchange markets collapse at the same time. Moreover, the culture of urban women in China is not as conservative as in the past. It has become very common for women to have sex with their boyfriends when they go to college. The government, while showing great righteousness, promises huge rewards to every unwed mother. After being awarded several medals and a compensation of 10 million yuan, the female white-collar worker and the two female college students among the newcomers coyly agreed to "sacrifice themselves for the country", which was treated as an egg donation.
Only Sima Yan, a junior high school girl who is only fourteen years old this year, a half-year-old loli who has won the title of "Three Excellent Students" every year with both good moral and academic performance, firmly stated that she could not accept it, no matter what happened, when faced with such a loss of moral integrity. It didn't make sense to do the work, and in the end I had to use a **** to make her unconscious and tie her to the operating table. No matter what, she had to make her belly bigger first... I wonder if this classmate Sima Yan will stay after she wakes up. How much psychological shadow is there?
Alas, speaking of it, a young girl like her is a dreamy age full of beautiful longings for love and innocence. Unexpectedly, after traveling to the plot world of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge", the first person she met was not the handsome brother and Meige, but a group of national civil servants who wanted to stun her and make her pregnant... When she woke up, she had to face I guess it’s normal to feel frigidity in the end due to the second pain of childbirth or abortion, right?
Can’t the relevant departments pay attention to the way they work? I never imagined that you are such national civil servants! ! !
Watching Sima Yan, a half-grown lolita who was turned upside down, being carried into a field tent like a kitten, preparing to undergo artificial insemination surgery to make her pregnant, she stood outside to sell insurance in eunuch clothes. Yuan Zhuangyan couldn't help but complain silently in his heart, and at the same time he was even more worried in his mind. ——Although they have no sense of moral integrity and their integrity is completely broken, after being made pregnant, these female compatriots can go home and get a large amount of compensation from the government. It can be regarded as a gain and a loss. . But...what should I do as a man?