Chapter 3: We are responsible for enlarging the belly of the female time traveler! (Part 2)
All in all, although it is so "dirty" that it is unspeakable, and although it requires women to throw away their moral integrity and chastity, female reincarnators still have such a convenient and labor-saving "pregnancy escape method." But the question is, what should the grown man Zhuang Yan do if he is left?
Could it be that we really want him to stay in the story world of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" and earn the 50,000 reward points needed to escape?
However, if those women put on palace maid uniforms and could barely pretend to be palace maids and stay in the Forbidden City to carry out activities - although the possibility of screwing up the gang was more than 80%, then Zhuang Yan, a man with a complete body , even if you wear eunuch clothes, you can't pretend to be a eunuch? Just the beard on his face can't hide it from anyone's eyes!
Moreover, as someone who has also watched "Huan Zhu Ge Ge", Zhuang Yan also expressed his disapproval of all the crazy and unreasonable things in this drama. Think about the protagonists and supporting characters in this drama - the heroine Huanzhugege Xiaoyanzi, who is crazy and wreaking havoc all day long, Fulkan, who is famous for his big nostrils and arrogance, "he is still alive" "It's better to have a piece of barbecued pork." The funny fifth prince Yongqi is even more holy than the modern Western white left mother bitch. The Holy Virgin White Lotus genuine Gege Xia Ziwei, " You are the wind and I am the sand, the secret love concubine who lingers until the end of the world, the twitchy Emperor Qianlong who is so kind and mediocre that I don’t know how to describe it, and the menopausal villain who is more difficult to contact than the strictest old-fashioned female dean. The Queen... Although there seem to be a few normal people who can communicate, they can't affect the main plot of the drama "Returning the Pearl".
In short, just think about what you may hear here: "Erkang, how can a broken me save a broken you?" "Ziwei, you are so great, I am so touched!" "You said you and her watched the snow I looked at the moon all night long, talking about the philosophy of life. You didn’t accompany me to watch the snow and the moon. "I shouldn’t look at the stars and the moon with her." Shouldn't be watching all night, talking about poetry, songs and rhymes When it comes to philosophy of life, I only look at the snow and the moon with you, and talk about poetry, poetry, and philosophy of life. "I know that he loves you very painfully, and I also know that you love him very painfully." You feel pain, and I feel pain too! My heart hurts so much that I’m going to die!” “Erkang… you’re so over the top!” Zhuang Yan couldn't help but want to vomit the disgusting lines.
However, as an adult who has experienced various ups and downs, Zhuang Yan also knows that there are often many embarrassing things in life, and most of the hardships in the world may not be satisfactory. If he really had to hold his nose and accompany the "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" crowd to play all kinds of boring **** dramas, Zhuang Yan would probably bite the bullet and persevere. Anyway, he is used to vomiting on some things. Well, human beings have always sacrificed many things in order to survive.
However, what made Comrade Zhuang Yan even more horrified was some of the outrageous things revealed by several national civil servants in their casual conversations.
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"...Hey, I'm talking about Ma Tong! Last time you threatened and lured three maids in the dimension of "A Dream of Red Mansions", and now you have gone through it and come to the dimension of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge", and again You’ve made the bellies of four palace maids so big that everyone says you’re going to be the Goddess of Mercy!”
——I saw a nurse wearing a military coat who seemed to have nothing to do, and casually asked Ma Tong who was sitting on the stone platform beside the wall to rest.
"...Bah! Do you think I like being this child-giving Guanyin? I'm forced to do nothing! If I don't make their bellies bigger, they will have to score 50,000 points each! But where are the points? Such an easy thing? In the last "Dream of Red Mansions" plot world, after rescuing the three incarnations of Jia Mansion, After the maid's female reincarnation, there were four male reincarnations who transformed into servants and handymen of Jia's family and needed to collect points to rescue them. Who knew that I had just started to collect points when I attracted a monk from "A Dream of Red Mansions". Together, that is, the scabby monk and the lame Taoist with supernatural powers.”
Recalling the tragic scene at that time, Ma Tong still couldn't help but turn pale and still have lingering fear in his heart, "...the two sides just met each other, and before they had time to say anything, they started fighting. As soon as he started, the man with the scabby head The monk casually pointed his finger, and Comrade Lao Xu here exploded into a bloody mist! Even if Lao Xu was wearing a [reflective cloak], he couldn't withstand the attack of the scarlet monk! Next, we used [Lies]! True Mouth], [Revenge of Hand] and [Famous Sword Lightning Pill] were both knocked out by these two guys with one move! [Shrinking Lamp] and [Animal Lamp] were completely ineffective against this monk! Even with the [Space Jump Pen], he couldn't escape! The monks chased me together! In the end, seeing everyone being killed one by one, I had to use the [Time Belt] to send everyone back ten years ago, but who knew that they were still being chased through time by these two bastards? Come here..."
Speaking of this, Ma Tong's expression was really sad, "...Thanks to Wang Qiu, who sent the three pregnant maids away before, he arrived in time and rescued me and several surviving comrades. No matter how big it is, it can't break out of the plot world of "A Dream of Red Mansions". Otherwise, what we did last time will be different. The expedition team should have been wiped out... But even so, six comrades were sacrificed, and the four new male infinite space reincarnators who were trapped in the plot world of "Dream of Red Mansions" were all beaten by the monk. Dead. The whole mission is half a failure..."
"...Eh? How could Master Mang Miao and Master Miao Miao (the names of a monk and a monk) be so cruel? You can't see it at all in the original work?"
"...Yes, yes! We didn't expect it at all! As a result, we suffered a bloody disaster for no reason..." Ma Tong nodded repeatedly.
"...Really, Senior Sister Ma Tong, you still want to cheat at this moment? After all, isn't this a huge disaster caused by yourself?!"
Wang Qiu pointed at Ma Tong angrily and scolded, "...it's all your fault for misbehaving with the [Evolutionary Degradation Light Gun]. You took advantage of my absence and took advantage of it. You actually degraded Jia Baoyu into an ape-man, and destroyed Xue Baochai and Xue Baochai." Lin Daiyu degenerated into a female monkey and even turned the entire Jia Mansion into a zoo. The Monkey Mountain in "A Dream of Red Mansions"... This is equivalent to destroying the entire plot of "A Dream of Red Mansions". What do you think the police fairy and the mangy monk and lame Taoist under her would think? I am so angry and furious that I come to you to settle the score!”
([Evolutionary Degeneration Light Gun], a Doraemon prop that can evolve or degenerate any item. It can not only act on living things, but also on non-living things. It can turn cats, dogs and insects into something similar to humans. Intelligent life can also degenerate various organisms into the most primitive species; it can evolve the transistor radio into a sci-fi model in the future world, or it can regress back to the most primitive version of the mineral radio)
"...Oh my god! Miss Ma Tong! I never thought you could do such a thing! Turn Sister Lin into a female monkey!! How can you bear it?"
"...But...Isn't this just to get more points as quickly as possible? Four people are worth 200,000 reward points. If we don't use any destructive and violent means, it will take many years to get it together? Have you forgotten? , the relevant departments at the back were so anxious!”
Ma Tong curled his lips and muttered unconvincingly, "...Who would have thought that that monk would be so fierce and difficult to deal with..."
"...the monks in "A Dream of Red Mansions" have powerful prototypes. The scabby monk is Jigong, and the other lame Taoist priest is Tieguai Li! And there is a police fairy in the sky to support them! That kind of How can ordinary people like us fight against the completely unreasonable magic power of gods? Just like the duel with Buddha in "Journey to the West"? We definitely can't win! Even if we use Doraemon's black technology props... Wait, speaking of it, there should be no gods or monsters in the plot of "My Fair Princess" this time! Liu will appear, right?" Wang Qiu seemed to have remembered something, and suddenly became nervous, and began to look around nervously.
"...I remember there shouldn't be one...Besides, didn't we use the [Super Time Stop Watch] from the beginning?"
Ma Tong blinked and replied in confusion, "...the passage of time has been stopped, what can an immortal do?"
"...Hey, it's hard to say. Judging from the abilities of the monks in the plot world of "A Dream of Red Mansions", if there really are immortals in this world, I am afraid that the [Super Time Stop Watch] alone may not be able to suppress them... But now we can only take one step at a time.”
Wang Qiu shook his head and sighed, "...the "Hua Qiangu" plane that I will go to in the future is the real nightmare! Cultivators and demon cultivators are flying all over the sky, demons and monsters are everywhere, and the protagonist Hua Qiangu is even more... The last god in the world... I still don’t know what to do! I can only hope that the [Super Time Stop Watch] is still effective in the world over there, and the "Flower Thousand Bones" plane needs to be rescued. Both of them are also women..."
——Hearing this, the cold sweat flowing from Comrade Zhuang Yan’s back has further turned into profuse sweat, noodle sweat and waterfall sweat...
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In any case, after a few more hours, the four bereaved women in "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" were finally artificially inseminated, and they lay on stretchers and were carried out by uncles from the People's Liberation Army. Of course, if you want to actually conceive a child and be removed from the main god system, it will still take three months. However, Wang Qiu and the others have their own trick. As long as they are wrapped in Doraemon's magical props [Time Furoshiki], they can cheat and adjust their physical condition directly to three months after pregnancy - so, as As the "Time Baggage" was wrapped and unwrapped, the bellies of the four girls suddenly bulged one after another, and four names disappeared one after another from Wang Qiu's "Book of Time"...
Next, everyone's eyes focused on the only remaining comrade Zhuang Yan, and he suddenly felt so uncomfortable all over his body, "...Um, uh, is it my turn next? Wait. Wait, do you want to do that surgery on me? This is really not possible!”
As if he thought of something unharmonious, Zhuang Yan's expression suddenly changed, and at the same time he subconsciously covered his crotch with both hands...
"...Don't worry! Comrade Zhuang Yan, let go of your hands! Your worries are completely unnecessary, because even if you are castrated, it will be useless! You can't fool the main god system - if this trick works, 100% Male reincarnations over fifty have long since committed suicide!”
Wang Qiu rolled his eyes at him angrily, "...and we don't have the intention to play the game of 'a eunuch breaks into the inner palace' with you - even if you are castrated, you can still be a good one." A eunuch from the Qing Dynasty? I’m afraid he’ll be beaten to death in a few days!”
"...Uh...I'm sorry. I thought too much and was just kidding!" Zhuang Yan raised his hand in embarrassment, scratched his hair and said with a smile. However, Wang Qiu ignored him at all, and just turned to another person and asked, "...Brother Li Wei, the thing in the house should be debugged, right?"
Zhuang Yan looked curiously, but the other party had already locked the door again, so even though he stared for a while, he still didn't see anything.
"...It's done! The activation time is set eight hours later. According to reconnaissance confirmation and plot development, Emperor Qianlong should rush back to the Forbidden City from the Xishan Hunting Ground at this time..." Li Wei replied, "... …We should start retreating now!”
So, just like when they came to this world, everyone began to make an orderly collective retreat from Shufangzhai, the harem of the Forbidden City in the "Huanzhugege" plane. Medical staff, soldiers, agents and four pregnant women quickly evacuated one after another, and finally only Wang Qiu and Zhuang Yan remained. Wang Qiu stuck a [Bamboo Dragonfly] on his head, and took out another Doraemon black technology prop [Shrinking Lamp], shrunk Zhuang Yan to an inch in height, and stuffed what looked like a In a plastic box for insects. Then he took the box containing Zhuang Yan into the air, slowly flew out of the Forbidden City, and flew toward the southeast. Since time in the entire plot world is still at a standstill, it did not attract anyone’s attention...
Next, after an unknown amount of time, Zhuang Yan was jolted in the air and fainted before Wang Qiu woke him up, released the box, and restored it to its original state with the [Magnifying Light]. Zhuang Yan stood up and looked around, and found that he was in a wilderness, surrounded by farmland, woods, and mounds. There was a river not far away... and time began to flow again. He could feel it. The autumn wind with the smell of earth blows on my face, and I can see wooden boats driving slowly on the river. If I look far away, I can also see the figures of farmers squirming slightly in the fields in the distance.
——The remaining question is, where is this place?
"...This is already the boundary of Tianjin, and next to it is the Grand Canal. You need to change your eunuch clothes, they are too conspicuous outside the palace!"
While Wang Qiu explained this, he threw him a piece of coarse cloth and a melon-pipe hat with a wig on the back, "...and your hair needs to be covered. You should know what kind of world this is, If you don’t have braids on the back of your head, you will be considered a rebel!”
——At the same time, Wang Qiu himself had already put on the gown of a Qing Dynasty scholar and put on a cap with a wig braid attached.
There was no choice but to Zhuang Yan, who had no choice but to quickly change into the clothes of a Qing Dynasty civilian before anyone noticed him, and at the same time accompanied Xin carefully to ask about the next arrangement. Wang Qiu, on the other hand, patted his chest and promised that since the country sent people to rescue them, they would be responsible to the end!
As for how to mess up the plot to help him obtain the 50,000 reward points needed to escape, according to Wang Qiu's description, the current plan is to stage a rebellion in the plot world of "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" - as the saying goes, "You can't rebel if you are clear. "Chrysanthemum set of electric drill"!
Rebellion in the Qing Dynasty? Quite majestic and upright! Hearing this, Zhuang Yan immediately became interested, and countless thoughts suddenly came to his mind.
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However, next time, Wang Qiu just took him to sit on the embankment to bask in the sun, watching the boats on the Grand Canal, but never mentioned a word about the "business" of the rebellion, which made Zhuang Yan seem It felt like being choked, and I felt uncomfortable with neither going up nor coming down, but there was nothing I could do about it.
Although this place is located on the edge of the Grand Canal, it has no village or shop in front of it, and the nearby official road is also on the other side of the Grand Canal. Therefore, although the two of them sat on the embankment for most of the day, except for seeing boats coming and going on the Grand Canal, no one came to disturb them. Not to mention the patrolling officers and passing hawkers, even the farmers in the fields did not come near them. It felt really lonely and boring.
As time went by, watching the sun gradually shift to the west, the wind in the evening became colder and colder, but Wang Qiu was still sitting there doing nothing. Zhuang Yan began to feel a little hungry again, and couldn't help feeling slightly anxious. He was about to discuss with Wang Qiu where to spend the night and have a meal, but suddenly felt that the dusk sky, which had already entered dusk, had changed again. Gotta light up! !
He subconsciously turned his head, and then he was stunned to see a brilliant flash of light piercing the northwest sky. Then, accompanied by the exclamations of the boatmen on the canal, an extraordinary white light appeared from the distant horizon. The end swept across, making it almost impossible to open one's eyes. Comrade Zhuang Yan, who was caught off guard, was naturally almost dazzled by the strong white light. A moment later, another gust of wind with a scorching breath blew suddenly, causing him to stumble and fall down. When he finally recovered his vision and raised his head again, he immediately saw a bright and dazzling fireball rising from the end of the horizon in the direction of Beijing, illuminating the entire world in the twilight. !
——Such a violent visual impact immediately caught Zhuang Yan off guard, making him burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, and even made him dizzy.
Oh my God! Isn't this the mushroom cloud produced after the nuclear bomb exploded?
But why does it appear here? ! Appeared in Gyeonggi during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty? ! ! What did those People's Liberation Army comrades do? ! !
At this moment, Zhuang Yan's thinking was messy and his mood was infinitely tangled. Although I really want to complain, I don't know what to say.
At the same time, Wang Qiu took the "Book of Time Travel" early and hid behind a big rock, enjoying the joy of success.
[Important plot character Princess Huanzhu Xiaoyanzi died and received 8,000 reward points]
[Important plot character Fifth Prince Yongqi died and received 7000 reward points]
[Important plot character Qianlong Emperor Hongli died and received 6,000 reward points]
[Important plot character Xia Ziwei died and received 6000 reward points]
[Important plot character Falcon died and received 6,000 reward points]
[The story character Queen Uranala died and received 3000 reward points]
[The plot character causes the concubine to die and gets 3000 reward points]
[The plot character Jin Suo dies and gets 3000 reward points]
[The plot character Nanny Rong dies and gets 3000 reward points]
[The plot character Forte dies and gets 2000 reward points]
……
Listening to a long series of scoring prompts, he couldn't help but reveal a proud smile: Although there are many plot characters who escaped the disaster because they were not in Beijing, such as Saya, the daughter of the chieftain in Tibet, and the old man on Mount Wutai. The Empress Dowager and Qing'er's Princess, Xiang Fei from the Western Regions and her lover, Haining's Chen family from Jiangnan... But just by annihilating these plot characters in Beijing, the total points can be accumulated to 50,000 points, and even more.
——After absorbing the "Dream of Red Mansions" plane due to procrastination in doing things (habitually wanting to get some good things in the "Dream of Red Mansions" plane), and the top supernatural powers of the plane (Yi Monk and Jing Huan) Fairy) took it lightly, which ultimately led to the death of many team members and the mission failed. After half of the painful lessons, this time in the "Huanzhugege" dimension, he assumed the posture of a tiger fighting a rabbit from the beginning. Not only did he use all kinds of serious and foul weapons at the beginning, but also fast forward and fast. Go out without wasting any time, and now you have finally achieved hearty success!
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Just when he was filled with pride, the disgraced Zhuang Yan finally stumbled over, grabbed Wang Qiu's arm, pointed at the mushroom cloud at the end of the horizon, and asked loudly, "...is this nuclear explosion...the one you made?" What happened? ”
"...Oh, you ask this...It's very simple. When we just retreated, we left a 10-million-ton nuclear bomb in Shufangzhai. This thing was also made from the Doraemon plane. It’s the so-called [ground] that Doraemon often threatens to use to fry mice when he’s mad. The ball destroyer bomb] was actually just a hydrogen bomb with a larger yield... Well, it seems a bit off topic. In short, we installed a time fuse on the nuclear bomb and detonated it just in time for Emperor Qianlong to return to the palace. , and then there was a 'bang'."
Wang Qiu replied calmly, while making an explosive gesture, "...the Forbidden City and the entire old Beijing are finished. Most of the protagonists and supporting actors in "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" have ascended to heaven, and the entire plot has completely collapsed. And The fifty thousand points to get you out of this plane are already enough.”
Well? In this way, you have collected 50,000 reward points? So fast?
Moreover, it turned out to be such a violent method as using a nuclear bomb with a yield of tens of millions of tons. This, how simple and crude is this?
What expression should I use to face civil servants from relevant departments who are more violent than the Russian fighting nation?
Zhuang Yan's face instantly became dull, and after a long time he stammered, "...then...what I mentioned before about the rebellion in the Qing Dynasty..."
"...Rebellion? Isn't it already over? Now that the nuclear bomb has gone off, even Emperor Qianlong is dead, the entire court and the protagonist of the plot have been brought to bear, and the Qing Dynasty is considered over. Who else do you want to rebel against? Now that you have collected enough points, come back to your hometown with me!”
Wang Qiu answered while opening his "Book of Time Travel", "...pay 50,000 points, return to the real world immediately, and leave now!" Then, accompanied by a dazzling colorful flash, almost the entire process Comrade Zhuang Yan, who was in a state of ignorance and confusion, ended his short adventure in the plot world of "Huanzhugege" and returned to the world where he originally belonged with Wang Qiu...