Chapter 82: Being beaten with a stick is the fate of the sub-god
On the continent of Falmat, the Yagods are absolutely immortal, and no weapons or magic can kill them. This is both a blessing and almost a curse. Even if his arms are chopped off, even if his legs are chopped off, or even his head is lost, Yashen will never die. No matter how serious the injury is, the wound will heal quickly. Someone once tried to cut off the hands and feet of the Yashen, grind them into powder, burn them, and then let the beasts eat them. But even so, new hands and feet would soon grow back from the cut section on Yashen's body.
Therefore, when a battle breaks out between gods, if you want to achieve a real victory, you must completely restrict the freedom of the other party.
According to the ancient practice on the Falmat continent, generally speaking, the sub-gods of the defeated side will have their hands and feet cut off or cut in half by the victor. Sometimes, only one head will be left, and then put into a special weapon that can isolate the divine power. The container is imprisoned in the temple of the enemy camp. Well, in terms of punishments on earth, it is probably similar to the "human pig", or human stick, made by Queen Mother Lu of the Han Dynasty by cannonifying Mrs. Qi. However, because Yashen's regeneration ability is so strong, and once his lifespan reaches a thousand years, he will automatically ascend to heaven and become a god, so even if Yashen is cut into a human stick, he will definitely not die.
But even if Yashen will not die, the pain and despair during the torture process are still unavoidable - since Yashen has a physical body and can feel happiness, he can also feel pain and sadness. Next, those sub-gods who were defeated and captured could not see anything or hear any sound in the seal. Their bodies could not move at all, but their minds remained awake. They really could not survive or die, and were in extreme pain. However, they often have to live through their long millennia like this, and then they can be separated from the body and ascend to the gods, and then they can be considered to be free.
Of course, some sub-gods were rescued during the sealing period, but by the time these sub-gods were rescued, hundreds of years had often passed in the outside world. Facing a completely unfamiliar world, many sub-gods who are not mentally tough enough often quickly fall into madness and collapse due to the huge contrast. There are even some very unlucky demi-gods who have been buried underground or imprisoned in secret rooms by their enemies from the beginning to the end of the thousand years since they obtained their status as demi-gods until they were freed from the physical body, unable to escape—— spanned like this For thousands of years, the sub-gods have been buried in darkness, loneliness and despair. It is not difficult to imagine how they will unscrupulously counterattack and cause harm to everyone after finally getting rid of the prison and ascending to the gods. Crazy evil god.
But even so, this is not the worst fate for the Asian gods. There used to be some unlucky sub-gods who were captured by cruel enemies, had their limbs cut off, disemboweled them, and were left to be eaten by wild beasts in captivity. However, due to the regenerative ability of the sub-god, even if the flesh is chewed up, it can quickly grow back. Therefore, it can only continue to be eaten by wild beasts year after year. No matter how much it is eaten, it cannot be eaten to death - just like In Greek mythology, he was punished by Zeus for stealing fire from heaven, and was tied to a cliff in the Caucasus Mountains, where his liver was eaten out by eagles every day.
In the same way, if it is captured by cannibals, then this unlucky Asian god will become a meat animal that can never be eaten, and its meat will be cut and cooked every day by generations of housewives of the entire tribe, and it will even become a dish called " The ancestral specialty dish of "God Meat Stew Pot" is used to entertain guests from all over the world... For the Yagod who cannot die, the fate of becoming a "vegetable god" (analogous to a vegetable cow) is really more terrifying than death. .
But the problem is, due to the "eternal death" and "infinite regeneration" attributes of the sub-gods, they are in a desperate situation. Even if they want to commit suicide for relief, they can't do it. They can only survive with human sticks, dog food and "gods". "Meat dishes" and so on, choose one of the increasingly tragic endings...
Therefore, as the sub-god apostle of Handi, the god of the underworld, the dragon girl Giselle had no doubt that she would be cut into a human stick after her defeat - if she could catch Loli, she originally planned to do this... So Faced with Loli's threats, she was naturally frightened and fainted.
But even if she fainted, she did not escape the fate of being chopped into a human stick - Loli Mercurial just frowned, then waved her heavy axe, and chopped off Giselle's limbs. With the tail and wings, only Giselle's head and torso were left. Because they lost their support points, they fell from the cross. They were picked up by Loli who flew up in the air, and then placed horizontally on the ground.
Seeing Loli slashing the dragon girl Giselle into a stick with an ax, Wang Qiu just curled his lips indifferently, without any intention of speaking out to stop her out of humanitarianism. After all, no matter who does something wrong, they have to pay the price. Since it was Giselle herself who was guest-starring on the slave-catching team, planning to kidnap Lolita, who was also a sub-god, to use as gifts to please her master, and also made a big fuss in Wang Qiu's territory, then after being killed by mistake, she was It is also natural to cut someone into a stick in revenge Of course...wait a minute, she tried to kidnap the 961-year-old Apostle of the Asian God, Loli Mercurial, on behalf of her master. This act should be regarded as abducting a legal loli (whose name is really Loli). Or should it be classified as trafficking in the elderly?
Well, it doesn’t matter how you describe it. It’s a bit boring to dwell on this kind of problem.
Many romance novels and TV series have similar plots. A heroine who is a villain is cruel and vicious, killing innocent people indiscriminately, and is violent and violent. However, she is good-looking enough and is somewhat interested in the male protagonist, so she seems to have changed. It's forgivable... But the problem is that in this world, you can't always rely on facial recognition to get through. A beautiful appearance can indeed play a big role, but it's not to the extent that appearance determines everything. The coquettish witch villain does have a certain unique charm in literary and artistic works, but in real life, it is really hard to like.
However, compared to some of the "overbearing CEO articles" on female channels, this idea of "pushing down female villains" is relatively normal. At best, it is excessive selfishness and arrogance, without considering the needs of others. It's just a feeling. This is a common problem that all strong people have more or less. As for the weak heroines of White Lotus in those "overbearing president stories", they are basically useless except for their self-proclaimed kindness and innocence. However, because of some inexplicable reason, they fell in love with the overbearing president (king) at first sight, and instantly became the master of fate. ...I imagine that I am the representative of truth, goodness and beauty and the embodiment of justice, but the whole world is against me. What is even more stupid is that I think that I can rely on the love of a man to gain the ability to destroy the world. But they can't even figure out why the other party falls in love with them. It really is full of sophistication and childishness - why do they think they will be the one being loved instead of the one being abused? Maybe they think the world revolves around them.
Well, this kind of thing did happen in history. The typical example is Elizabeth Woodville, the "White Queen" of the York dynasty who came from a poor background in medieval England. She was a Cinderella who truly won the love of the country. The love story between her and King Edward IV is a very standard "tyrannical president falling in love with a commoner girl"... Unfortunately, her final ending is very bleak, and there is no fairy tale romance at all.
——Novel requires logic and rationality, but history does not. No matter how absurd and illogical something is, as long as it happens, it is a piece of history. No matter how much you shout "unreasonable" and "unacceptable", there is no way to deny its existence...
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Back to the subject, Comrade Wang Qiu, the captain of the urban management brigade, is completely unable to look at the dragon girl Giselle calmly at the moment. She brought this unnecessary disaster to herself because she chased his master's wife - because of the relationship between her and the two young dragons. The violent pursuit of his wife took place in less than a quarter of an hour. , more than forty houses were destroyed, three cars were burned into wreckage, four urban management team members and eleven elf villagers died, seven urban management team members and more than twenty elf villagers were injured... If this doesn't matter, If so, how should his subordinates treat him, a heartless and cold-blooded commander?
Now this cute dragon girl was chopped into a stick, but it was her own fault, and there are a group of fanatical scientists waiting to slice and dissect her!
——Using anatomical slices to study a sub-god! Not to mention the scientific research value, this blasphemous pleasure alone makes people extremely excited!
However, the body of the sub-god is indeed an extraordinary creature. It was obvious that Loli's battle ax had cut off its limbs, wings and tail just a few minutes ago, and red blood flowed all over the ground. But in such a short period of time, the dragon girl Ji The smooth blood-red wounds on Seer's body that were as big as bowls had healed quickly and were covered with a layer of smooth skin. And her originally closed eyelids began to tremble slightly, as if she was about to wake up.
Loli quickly raised her fist and hit Giselle hard on the head, making Giselle unconscious again. However, when she turned around, she saw Wang Qiu commanding several people with extremely ugly faces. The subordinates, who seemed about to vomit at any moment, untied Giselle's severed limbs, tail, wings and other bits and pieces from the metal cross, wrapped them in oilcloth, and loaded them into a helicopter, as if they were preparing to transport them somewhere. .
"...What are you doing? Where are you going to take Giselle's body parts?" She blinked curiously, and then suddenly realized, "...Hey, don't you think that Yashen's flesh is Is it any different from ordinary mortals? Haha, someone has already experimented with the same idea in the past. But it was all in vain! I remember that a priest of the goblin tribe once caught a sub-god by luck, and then the nobles of the goblin tribe had eaten the sub-god’s stew for hundreds of years, but until they were defeated by the human army Even through annihilation, I could not gain any magical power..."
"...Well, please don't worry, Your Majesty Loli, we don't have such strong tastes, and under normal circumstances we will not eat the meat of intelligent beings." The corner of Wang Qiu's mouth twitched, and he replied in an awkward manner, " ...But this is the body of a sub-god after all, and many people are very curious about it..."
"...It's up to you!" Loli pouted indifferently, and then picked up Giselle with only her torso left in her arms. "...But what are you going to do with this guy? When I came out to wander around, I didn't Thinking of being able to catch a demi-god without a magical container that can isolate the divine power, and if she was left alone, her severed limbs and wings would grow back in at most two to three hours... ”
"...It only takes two or three hours to regrow limbs? Isn't this recovery too fast?"
Wang Qiu was a little stunned for a moment, but then quickly regained his confidence. He asked someone to fetch a large pink ball, opened it in half from the middle, and then motioned to Loli to remove the dragon girl Ji who had only the torso left. Seer threw it in, "...No problem, just put her in here."
"... Just stuff her into this ball and forget about it? This thing... can really trap a sub-god? It doesn't look very reliable no matter how you look at it!"
Although Loli acted as she was told, she still didn't trust her eyes very much, "...Such a thin shell can never stop the strange power of a sub-god. What if she regains her body and then escapes to do whatever she wants?" Destruction is none of my business!”
"...Don't worry, Your Majesty Loli, there is no way she can escape from the [Time Capsule], nor can she grow hands or feet inside."
Wang Qiu confidently patted the shell of the spherical container, "...This is a magical prop [time capsule] that can stop the passage of time inside. Even if you put sashimi in it for a hundred years, it will still be the same when you take it out. Equally fresh! It was originally used to store fresh animal and plant specimens collected in the wild to prevent them from spoiling during transportation. Now it is really suitable for storing Giselle's body..."
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PS: I read Yang Yunfei’s new article today, and it was like an enlightenment. Many of my understandings of the late Tsarist Russia were refreshed. The so-called demon monk Rasputin was actually a good man like Ji Gong in China and Huangmon Mito in Japan, because he relied on the trust of the royal family. On the one hand, he enthusiastically received people's petitions and put pressure on the government, and on the other hand, he bypassed the bureaucracy. to convey first-hand folk information to the Tsar and the Empress. His family was turned into the Queen's Petitions and Calls Office - so Rasputin seriously offended the Russian bureaucracy. He was blackmailed by street tabloids and leaflets, and all kinds of charges of lust, greed, selling out his official position, and practicing cults were pinned on him. , and finally everyone said that Rasputin went out to the streets in the middle of the night, fired guns, performed human blood sacrifices and poisoned the well water. Then, the February Revolution and the 1905 Revolution were actually as funny as the Ukrainian Civil War in previous years. Those political leaders, intellectuals, citizens and peasants were completely at odds with each other. Tsarist Russian ministers were actually stupider and more willing to commit suicide than they were. Britain and France also fanned the flames during this period. Anyway, after reading it, I felt like, Damn! How could the Tsarist Empire, which was so crazy and full of demons, still become a great power? But think about the Qing Dynasty and the Republic of China at that time... Well, it seems that no matter what era, this earth is a world where each other is worse than the other!