902. Chapter 902: The goddess is really in trouble (Part 1)


Chapter 83: The goddess is really in trouble (Part 1)

"...Look! Look! These are the two real dragons from another world that Captain Wang has just captured! They are being led by him on the street!"

"...Oh! This...is the legendary real dragon? But this head...it feels a bit too small!"

"...Although it is a bit smaller, in terms of appearance, it is indeed much more powerful than the bipedal flying dragons ridden by the indigenous people..."

"...But Comrade Xiao Wang just tied a rope to the dragon and pulled it out for a walk without putting it in a cage. Isn't it too dangerous?"

"...Yes, walking the dragon on the street like a dog! How big a nerve is this? Aren't you afraid of them breathing fire and biting people?"

"...Don't worry! Captain Wang is not that unreliable! Since he dares to walk around like this on the street, he must have taken precautions."

"...Ah...I know this inside information! You must have heard of Doraemon's prop [Momotaro Rice Ball]! It's that kind of universal animal taming food. Captain Wang has fed it to these two little dragons. So they are really better than dogs now!”

"...[Momotaro Rice Ball]? That legendary thing that can even tame devils, Tyrannosaurus rex and space monsters? No wonder..."

On the streets of Arnus City, Captain Wang Qiu of the Urban Management Team was holding two newly captured baby dragons and paraded them through the streets in a grand manner.

——Although this small commotion in the elven village did not spread to the city walls of Arnus City, the air raid siren that was played due to the detection of the baby dragon still had an impact on the people's hearts in the city. And the urban management brigade did indeed kill many people in one breath because of the reckless behavior of that teasing Asian god. Therefore, in order to appease people's hearts, Wang Qiu temporarily organized a simple triumphal parade despite the haste.

At present, most of the buildings in the urban area of ​​Arnus are still idle, but as preparations for the trial opening of various tourism projects are about to be completed, they have gradually gained some popularity. At this time, a crowd of idlers gathered on the roadside and in front of the windows facing the street, watching the two dragons and pointing.

The U.S. representative Christopher, who had just left the arms of the prostitutes of the "Angel Tribe", was standing under the street lamp on the street, watching with interest Wang Qiu and his party who had "returned in triumph". However, unlike others, he did not focus all his attention on the two young dragons. Instead, he paid more attention to the Asian god who was wearing a black Gothic lolita dress and carrying a huge ax gun on his shoulder. Apostle, Loli Mercurius "His Majesty"......

"...That look is...a Gothic lolita? She also has such a big ax gun on her shoulder? Is it probably made of plastic?"

He smiled and said to the Chinese receptionist next to him, "...you people in the Chinese government are quite good at cosplay now."

The corner of the Chinese receptionist's mouth twitched, "...No, sir, she is an indigenous person here, and she is also a religious person."

"...But, this is obviously...a goth lolita! I have seen such a dress in a maid cafe in Akihabara, Japan."

Christopher looked unconvinced, "...Which religion's clergy would dress like this? A cute cult? A lolita cult?"

"...I'm not kidding you, sir, this Miss Loli Mercurial is indeed a sub-god apostle serving Gomora, the god of war, or the most senior priest and envoy. The black suit on her body The Gothic Lolita costume is actually the standard priest uniform of the Church of God of War Omorra..."

"...The priest uniform of the Church of the God of War?! There is such a God of War? Oh, my God!" Christopher suddenly couldn't help being horrified: with his too poor imagination, it is really unimaginable to let a Gothic army composed of black stockings What a subversive scene it would be for an army of lolita to go to war.

In addition, Mr. Christopher Wallace also keenly noticed a key word, "...you said she is...a sub-god?!"

"...Ah, yes, this Miss Mercurial is not a mortal, but a sub-god who serves Gomora, the god of war, similar to the Valkyrie in Norse mythology... Ah, no, her status She should be much more noble than the Valkyrie. A sub-god apostle like her is equivalent to a god. The reserve or candidate gods of Ming Dynasty will definitely become gods as long as they live long enough! On earth, they are the living Jesus, Sakyamuni and Muhammad! Well, maybe they are even more powerful, after all, Jesus is not the same! If you are like her, you will never grow old or die, and your life span will be as long as the sky..."

"...Jesus from another world...is actually this kind of virtuous?" Christopher imagined in his mind the scene of Comrade Jesus wearing a black stocking Gothic lolita skirt, traveling around preaching, and immediately he couldn't help but feel a gust of wind and messiness. I can't think... and even feel embarrassed...

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At the same time, Wang Qiu's triumphant team had left the sight of all foreign spectators and entered the inner city, which is still a military restricted area.

As soon as they entered, the two young dragons were surrounded by a group of scientists in white coats, followed by a team of crazy reporters holding cameras.

"...Oh, two real dragons actually threw themselves into the trap this time? Well done! My son!"

Mayor Wang Meiling looked at the two young dragons who were eating [Momotaro rice balls] and were as good as dogs. She was smiling from ear to ear for a moment. She patted Wang Qiu on the shoulder and praised, "...not bad, not bad. Before The Beijing Zoo has always wanted to get a few dragons back, and the Hengdian Film and Television City also wanted to raise a dragon for filming costume dramas, but unfortunately they have been out of stock. Now they finally have one, and there is a male and a female, just right for mating. Reproduction..."

——This... Mom, there are so many flaws in what you just said, I don’t even know where to start!

"...Uh, mom, this is a lizard-type dragon in the Western fantasy concept. It is completely different from the dragon in our Eastern Chinese civilization. Just looking at the size and appearance, you can tell that it is completely different. Even if it is sent up, it is not worthy of the name. It's auspicious. Moreover, these two young dragons are born to the same parents, and they are brother and sister. If they are used for inbreeding, will anything go wrong?" Wang Qiu said with a twitching mouth.

"...Hey, no matter what kind of dragon it is, it's better than nothing, right? Besides, what human ethics do these two beasts need to consider!"

Mayor Wang Meiling disagrees with this, "...at most it will just be a few stillbirths and deformed babies, no big deal..."

"...However, based on the average lifespan of a real dragon, it may take five hundred years for them to reach adulthood and become fertile..."

"...Five hundred years?! Well, this is indeed a problem. It's really too long to wait for such a long time." Mayor Wang Meiling immediately took a breath, "...can we use some means to urge it? Familiar with it? For example... [Time Furoshiki]? ”

"...Use [Time Furoshiki] to mature a young dragon into an adult dragon? This... is possible! But have you considered the consequences?"

Wang Qiu spread his hands, "...the taming ability of [Momotaro Rice Ball] is only effective on this side of the 'door'. When the two dragons arrived in the urban area of ​​Hong Kong on the other side of the 'door', they immediately lost control—— With the current size and strength of these two young dragons, they can barely be contained in the strongest cage, but if they were replaced by two adult dragons... wouldn't this be equivalent to throwing two Godzillas into the city of Hong Kong? ? They can also breathe fire!

In addition, because they are not pure-blooded flame dragons, but hybrids of flame dragons and water dragons, it is actually difficult to say whether they are fertile or not - there are similar examples on earth, whether they are horses or donkeys. The hybrid mule or the liger is a hybrid between a lion and a tiger. Although they look relatively healthy, they all have insurmountable obstacles in terms of fertility and reproduction..."

"...That's it...it seems like there is no other way, so let's keep it as it is and transport it back like this! Five hundred years will be five hundred years..."

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Next, the relevant departments sent a notice, not only requiring Wang Qiu and the others to transport the two captured young dragons and the dragon-man sub-god Giselle who was cut into a human stick to the country as soon as possible for the purpose of research. At the same time, the relevant departments also invited Miss Loli Mercury, a "living sub-god sample", to visit Hong Kong for close observation and to confirm whether the sub-gods from other worlds can still perform their functions after arriving on earth. Divine power.

In addition, in order to confirm whether the magicians of the Falmat continent can cast spells on the earth, and whether it is possible for the people on earth to master alien spells, the blue-haired girl magician Lelei and her sister, as the first group to lead the party, , was also invited to the Earth this time.

So, Wang Qiu fed the two hybrid baby dragons a large amount of fresh meat mixed with anesthetics to make them unconscious. Then he stuffed the baby dragons into an iron cage and loaded them into a truck to prepare for departure. Lelai, Luo Li and others also readily agreed to the invitation - they had long been curious about the hometown of aliens. However, just as this mighty team passed through the ancient Greek temple-style "door" on the top of Arnus Hill, a sudden change occurred...

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As we all know, various abnormal situations will always occur around most protagonists. This phenomenon is usually collectively referred to as the protagonist's halo. According to the differences in specific functions, it can be further subdivided into group ridicule halo, IQ loss halo, stallion halo, pick-up halo, hatred aura, adventure halo, overlord halo, explosion halo, invincibility halo and leapfrogging monsters. Halo blah blah blah. But upon closer inspection, whether it is the famous death student Conan, the cute magical girl Illya, the upright Captain America, the hot-blooded and funny Luffy, the miserable Harry Potter, or even the useless Nobi Nobita, although they have different personalities and styles, they still have one thing in common, that is, they will make big news wherever they go. This shows that the so-called halo of the protagonist is actually the halo of the disaster star, and other effects are just incidental. .

In the same way, Comrade Wang Qiu has always had the constitution of a disaster star. He will bring all kinds of bad luck and natural disasters wherever he goes, but sometimes they are latent and sometimes they occur: and now, it is the halo of natural disasters on Wang Qiu's head. It's time to start.

——Just when he sent people to escort two young dragons, a human stick god, and a large number of followers, and prepared to return to the earth through the time and space gate in the shape of an ancient Greek temple, countless bright lights suddenly appeared. It lights up from the ceiling inside the temple and penetrates the space inside the "door", creating a holy and solemn atmosphere. Next, a woman wearing a Greco-Roman white robe floated in the colorful glow. She had a beautiful face, a slim figure, and a dignified and kind demeanor. She was so beautiful that no one dared to think of blasphemy. Heart.

However, as long as you look carefully, you can easily find that she is not a real living person, or even an entity, but a holographic phantom projected in the void, or similar to Luo Tianyi and Virtual idols like Hatsune Miku.

——This is the true god of the Falmat continent, a pure spiritual aggregate... According to Xianxiawen, it is roughly equivalent to the "out-of-body soul" of a cultivator, a wandering soul without a body, In other words, it is a mass of 'concept', which is intangible and has no quality, and naturally cannot be destroyed.

Despite this, everyone who was caught off guard was dazzled for a moment, and their faces were quite intoxicated. Only the Apostle of the Asian God, Loli Mercurial, had an ugly face. He raised his ax and gun and cursed in a low voice: "...Tch! Sure enough, we are chasing him out again, Handy, this haunting guy..."


Wang Qiu, who was standing next to Loli, noticed the revealed news very keenly, and was immediately shocked: "...What? She is...Handi, the God of the Underworld in this world? But, how could she appear in this world?" Here?”

"...Why does Handy appear here? Because this door connecting the two worlds was originally her temple!"

Loli raised her neck and glanced at him sideways, "...You were originally brought into this world by her! We are now in her territory!"

——Uh... Wang Qiu touched his nose in embarrassment. Although Loli's words were not completely wrong, I'm afraid they may not be completely correct. The emergence of the "Gate" in Victoria Bay, Hong Kong, at least had a part in the main god system. Credit...but this matter is not enough for the indigenous people...

All in all, after her stunning appearance, the silhouette of Handy suspended in mid-air first looked around like a goddess, then raised her fist to her mouth, making a dry cough gesture, and then gave a eloquent speech...

Unfortunately, as a pure spiritual being, she seemed unable to make any sounds, so everyone could only watch her mouth opening and closing stupidly, changing mouth shapes, but couldn't hear even a single word. Similarly, no one present mastered the rare skill of lip reading... As a result, the arrival and speech of the majestic goddess of the underworld, and possibly the issuance of an oracle, suddenly turned into a mime without subtitles. A sense of sacred and solemn oppression quickly disappeared from everyone's hearts, leaving only an indescribable sense of embarrassment...

Goddess Handy quickly noticed this problem, but she had no solution - only Loli Mercurius, a sub-god, was present and could rely on her divine power to "hear" clearly what Goddess Handy was saying, but no matter what Goddess Handy showed her pitifully with her eyes how much Every time, she pouted and ignored them, resolutely refusing to act as an intermediary or translator... Next, the anxious Goddess Handy ran around in the air, overlooking everyone again and again, and finally her eyes lit up and she rushed straight The blue-haired magician Lelei bumped into him!

"...Oops! I didn't expect that there is a body suitable for the coming of gods here!! Handy, please wait for me!"

While the others were still confused, Loli's expression changed. Unfortunately, before she could stop her, Lelai, who had been penetrated by the goddess, fell to the ground with a "snap", and then her whole body was filled with light. The short hair instantly grew into the waist-length hair of Goddess Handy...

The next moment, Lelai's appearance and demeanor changed subtly, or she was temporarily possessed by the goddess Handy. She stood up from the ground again and said with a strange accent, "...ah! From the alien. You little villains of the world! Where do you want to take my apostle and my wife?”

In an instant, these words made the scene as quiet as frozen. Then, a small volcano erupted——

"...Are you kidding me? Who is your wife?!"

Loli Mercurial, the apostle of the sub-god, raised the gleaming giant axe, jumped up like an explosive kitten whose tail was stepped on, and pointed the sharp blade at the goddess Handy who possessed the young magician Lelei, angrily He yelled, "...I've said it so many times! I don't want to be your bride! How can we get married if we have the same gender? You are a ghost without a body!"

"...Oh hahaha, what does that matter? In forty years, won't you become just like me?"

Lelei, or the goddess Handy, who was taken away from her body, said with a smile, "...For a god without a body, what meaning does gender have?"

Then, she turned around and looked at Wang Qiu and others, "...Hello, humans from another world! My name is Handy, the Lord of Hades in this land, and the one who opened Mount Arnus This 'door' on the top of the hill is the guide that allows you to come to the continent of Falmat..."

Wang Qiu and others were listening with bated breath, but at this point, Goddess Handy suddenly stopped talking and tilted her head cutely, "...Um...before we start talking about business, can you treat me to a meal first?" Where's a decent meal? I haven't eaten in I don't know how many years..." - Damn it! ! Wang Qiu and others all rolled their eyes in their hearts, saying that they were speechless to the goddess of Hades who had such out-of-the-box thinking...

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