Chapter 84: The goddess is really in trouble (Part 2)
Handi, the goddess of the underworld, is in charge of hell, caves, underground spaces and other divine functions. She is one of the oldest, most famous and most powerful gods on the continent of Falmat. She has a holy city of Belnag that belongs to her, which has been widely believed and admired long before humans appeared on this continent.
It's a pity that he is a Lily Funny who thinks outside the box.
Although she is the goddess of the underworld, Handy is also concerned about the social progress of the mortal world, knowing that a world that is entrenched in self-improvement and lacks vitality will inevitably gradually move towards decline and destruction. Therefore, Handy used his astonishing magnanimity and fearless spirit to regularly open the door of time and space at the top of Arnus Hill, allowing different worlds to connect to the Falmat continent again and again, so as to allow Falmat to Continents acquire species, civilizations, cultures, technologies, and knowledge from other worlds. And as a price, the ruler of this continent is always changing with the years.
It's a pity that he is a Lily Funny who thinks outside the box.
The species changes in the Falmat continent over the past ten thousand years, the birth and evolution of civilization, the rise and fall of various races, the decline of elves, the invasion of orcs and the rise of humans, the outbreak of interdimensional wars... and so on, this series of history Sex is a big event, and Handy, the goddess of the underworld, is one of the driving forces behind it.
It's a pity that he is a Lily Funny who thinks outside the box.
Falmat continent, this land that once slept in the wilderness for hundreds of millions of years and was ruled by elves for thousands of years, can become as crowded and lively as it is now. Handy, the goddess of the underworld, can It can be said that it is a great contribution.
It's a pity that he is a Lily Funny with out-of-the-box thinking. Well, he is also a foodie.
At this moment, in a high-end hotel in Arnus City, the goddess Handy, who had snatched the body of the young magician Lelei, was attacking a large table of delicacies with gleaming eyes. Her mouth was full of oil as she ate. There were also piles of empty plates and bowls stacked up, completely ignoring the various cameras and cameras set up around them, which were recording a "Picture of a Foodie Goddess". In addition, there was a large circle of people with different thoughts. Complex eyes...
——Stare, stare, stare... I really want to kill people with my eyes! ! !
Right next to the goddess who was feasting, Lelei's sister, the female magician Albegio, was staring at her with eyes full of anger.
At this moment, Albeggio had to use up all his self-control in order not to pick up the soup pot and hit the head of the goddess who had stolen his sister's body. If Albezio's eyes could emit lasers like Superman, Goddess Handy would have been reduced to ashes at this moment. But considering that Goddess Handy is actually using Lelei's body now, I'm afraid Albegio wouldn't dare to do anything even if he really had such a power, right?
However, although he did not have the courage to put the soup pot on the head of Goddess Handy, Albegio still had the courage to ask her to remind her.
"...Ahem, Your Majesty the Goddess, may I remind you that you are currently using my sister's body."
Looking at the belly of Goddess Handy, or rather his sister, which was gradually bulging as if she was pregnant as Goddess Handy was eating Heisei, Albegio couldn't help but coughed dryly and said, "...eat it all in one go. If you say so much, it will probably break her stomach..."
"...Ah, I'm sorry, I haven't eaten for a long time, and I can't help myself..."
Although this Goddess Handy was thinking a lot, she seemed to be quite easy to talk to. She didn't look offended or annoyed at all. Instead, she put down her knife and fork with a smile and wiped her lips with a napkin, "... ...Sigh, ascending to heaven and becoming a god sounds great, but in fact it really doesn’t have many benefits. ! Sometimes I feel that I am not as good as the poorest mortal - because I am separated from the body, let alone fine wine and food, I can't even chew the roughest black bread, and I can't drink the most ordinary cold water. I have already remembered that. I don’t know when was the last time I had a meal!”
"...Uh...can't you find someone to possess you and come down to earth to enjoy yourself like you are doing now?" Mayor Wang Meiling, who was accompanying him, asked in confusion.
"...Sigh, there is only one mortal who is as suitable for possession as this blue-haired girl. How can it be so easy to find? The soul of a god is so powerful that the body of an ordinary mortal cannot bear it, even if it is just a wisp of the gods. A divided soul, even if it only lasts for a short period of time, can create artificial It can cause serious injuries. It can range from bleeding from all the orifices to death... Although I have many devout believers who would rather give up their lives to let me enjoy a moment of joy, but as the object of their service, how can I bear it? Why let them die for such a reason?”
Goddess Handy said with compassion, but then changed the subject, "...but having said that, some believers are really too much! They simply treat me like a trash can, and they send all kinds of random prayers to me. It’s endless! What about ‘I want to get rich’, ‘Save me’, ‘I want to get ahead’, ‘Let me win this bet’, ‘Pray for a good harvest’, and even There are even "hope to win" and "hope to find the one I love"...many of these prayer wishes are conflicting with each other! Not to mention realizing them, even listening to them one by one will bore me to death—— Such useless believers who only rely on others when encountering problems are a burden, so it would be better to just let them all die..."
Hey, Goddess Handy, is it really okay for you to evaluate those believers who pray to you like this? How sad it would be for people to hear this!
Although some believers who daydream all day long and dream about getting something for nothing and reaching the sky in one step are indeed annoying, but it seems that it is the job of gods to serve as the trash can for believers' negative emotions, right? Otherwise, why would people worship you?
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But having said that, Handi is an ancient goddess who has dominated this vast land long before humans appeared. Therefore, it does not require the canonization of a mortal emperor, nor does it rely on incense and faith to live a life. On earth, at least it is equivalent to the extraordinary existence of Jehovah and the Snail Empress, the most noble god above gods. There are only times when people beg her, not when she begs...so you really don't have to care about the opinions of believers.
Wang Qiu thought so, and couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, but still asked as politely as possible, "...So, do the food and drinks on this table still suit your taste? My dear Goddess Handi? Is there anything that needs improvement? Place? ”
"...Ah! The food in another world is indeed very delicious! There are also many novel dishes that I have never seen before, which are endlessly memorable."
Goddess Handy nodded approvingly, "...it seems to be the right choice to connect your world with the Falmat continent."
"...Ahem, now that your appetite has been satisfied, get out of here! Handy!"
Loli Mercurial, who had always had a stinky face, suddenly interjected coldly, "...just seeing your appearance makes me furious!"
"...Hiccup! This is not okay! Loli, I am far from satisfied now!"
Goddess Handy burped lazily and said with a smile, "...Satisfying appetite can only be regarded as one of my extra interests. What really makes me miss you is the lovely you! My favorite fiancée Loli! I’m here to marry you this time!”
Having said this, she stood up from the table, came to Lolita, and stretched out her fingers like a gift, "...the cutest Lolita in the world! Please marry me and become my wife." Let us be one forever and live the happiest life..."
"...Who is your fiancée! You pervert goddess talking to yourself!"
As if the most sensitive excitement point was touched, Loli Mercurius couldn't help but jumped up again, and opened the hand extended by Goddess Handy with a "snap", "...I don't want to marry you. ! If you continue to be so careless, people will really get angry!”
"...Ah! Is this shyness before marriage? Don't be too shy! I believe you will become a good wife!"
Goddess Handy wrinkled her nose as if she was slightly displeased, "...Also, as a noble sub-god, you have to pay more attention to your manners..."
"...No, you are not the god I serve! Politeness is not for a stalker like you! Moreover, why should I use the last forty years of free time before my ascension to the gods? Are you wasting it on being your wife?" Loli continued pouting.
"...Oh, so you want to enjoy the last free time before marriage? It doesn't matter, I am very patient!"
Goddess Handy patted her chest generously, "...it's okay to get engaged now and wait until you become a god before getting married!"
"...It won't work even after becoming a god!" Loli's forehead veins stretched, "...I'm really surprised, why do you have to pester me?"
"...Eh? I'm also very surprised. Why do you always refuse to obey fate and marry me?"
Goddess Handi showed a confused expression, "...You see, you are the apostle of Gomora, the god of war. The person who will become the Valkyrie in the future is responsible for bringing the souls of fallen warriors back to the underworld. I am the master of Hades - isn’t this a match made in heaven?”
"...Who said I will be a Valkyrie in the future? Handy! Don't just guess about some things!!!"
Loli shouted while waving her axe-gun, and then her tone became lower, "...because of the responsibilities given by Gomora, I have lived and wandered on this continent for more than nine hundred years, and witnessed countless wars and deaths. I have experienced so many sorrows and pains that I have really had enough. Now I have decided to become the God of Love, so please don’t bother me anymore!” she said angrily. explain.
——Well, this unexpected choice can indeed make people become petrified into silence. After all, the God of War and the God of Love are very different.
"...God of Love?!" Goddess Handy was slightly startled, but then she was overjoyed, "...So you finally accepted my love? Loli."
"...You! You! You... ugh!" Loli was furious for a moment, tears bursting from her eyes, "...Why do you have to bully me?"
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Looking at Loli Mercurial, who was already crying because of this unreasonable Lily, the goddess, Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Political Commissar Guo, Wang Meiling and others who were staying aside had no choice but to exchange words with each other. A look of helpless pity showed that he was no longer able to complain about it. Especially Ma Tong, relying on his identity as a woman, he took the opportunity to reach out and pat Loli's shoulder, comforting her softly: "...Oh, give up, Loli! It doesn't make sense for you to be like her. Guys who do this will definitely not be able to listen to what others say once they are immersed in their own world!”
Comrade Captain Wang Qiu coughed dryly and racked his brains in an attempt to lighten the atmosphere and change the topic, "...Well, my dear Goddess Handy, during your visit to Arnus City, besides tasting delicious food, Is there anything else besides pursuing this loli lady?”
"...Ah, of course! You should understand, right? The first thing is to bring back my ineffective dragon-man sub-god apostle Giselle - although she has no culture and often messes up things, but at any rate How can someone who represents me be taken away by you as a trophy? ”
Goddess Handy smiled calmly and said, "...In addition, there is a small thing to be done, which is to close this portal to another world!"
"...What?! Close the door?!!!!"
Hearing this, Wang Qiu's expression suddenly changed, and he subconsciously wanted to touch the pistol. But then he realized that the goddess Handy in front of him was actually just a ghost, an invisible and illusory existence. Even if he shot at it, it could only focus on the young magician Lelei who was possessed by her. It is impossible to hurt the goddess's body at all... In other words, I have no way to control the other party!
In addition, seeing her still sitting in front of him in a grand manner, talking and laughing, and even having the leisure to flirt with Lolita, instead of just closing the space-time door and running away, seems to indicate that this matter... Is there room for negotiation?
So, he quickly calmed down and put a polite smile on his face again, "...can you tell me why? Your Highness Handy?"
"...It seems that you are very calm, a young man from another world! This is a good character worthy of praise..." Goddess Handy nodded slightly and continued to say with a smile, with a look in her eyes. With a hint of approval, he said, "...as for why I want to close this space-time door connecting the two worlds, let's start with why I let it open in the first place..."