Chapter 363 Lady Luck with the Baggage of an Idol

Chapter 363 Lady Luck with the Baggage of an Idol

Maillard taught him that good girls should not be let down, and bad girls should not be wasted.

But for Broly, the so-called good girls are those who are willing to be his wife and may have the ability to generate happiness points, while the bad girls are unwilling to be his wives and will launch attacks on themselves and show strong emotions. Hostile.

As for Eris, in his eyes, she is neither a good girl nor a bad girl. She is neither good nor bad, but he will not do anything to this goddess of luck.

"Broly, you kid is such a waste of my time. Do you know how much effort I put into abducting Eris from heaven?"

Aqua was complaining about her disciple's behavior, and when she poked her fork into the fried giant frog steak, she felt like an old mother who hates iron.

"There is no effort. It was obviously you who asked me to go to the lower world, and I agreed directly. Then, Aqua-senpai, you didn't talk about divine virtues and gave me a drugged drink behind the lower world. I didn't suspect your sinister intentions at all. , I was just stunned and tied up by you!”

Eris yelled, she was very resentful towards Aqua.

Fortunately, although Aqua is unreliable, her disciple Broly is still quite reliable.

Eris looked at the Saiyan boy who was feeding each other with Yunyu, and couldn't help but have a gentle smile on his face.

[Eris’ happiness value continues to increase]

Broly heard the prompt from the Crystal Palace and turned to look at the white-haired goddess opposite.

After their eyes met, Lady Luck blushed a little. After all, she peeked at the boy but was discovered by the real owner.

This caused her to quickly avert her gaze and raise her fingers to smooth the bangs on her forehead to prevent herself from being too embarrassed.

Only from time to time, she would peek at the boy opposite her. After realizing that Broly was still staring directly at her, the pink color on Eris's face climbed to the tips of her ears.

Next to her, Aqua was still yelling something like "Drugs are not money, it doesn't take effort to trick you into the lower world", but she got complaints from the Lich lady next to her.

"Ms. Aqua, you really didn't pay for my poison!"

"Shut up, you damn lich, won't you deduct it from my dividends?"

Aqua also occupies a share in the magic item shop. She has money to spend every time she goes to earth, thanks to Wiz's magic item shop.

Of course, Wiz is unreliable, but there are reliable hell demons in the shop. Barnier has strictly controlled the quality of the magic item shop's purchases over the years, but he has managed to prevent Wiz, the shop owner, from using his abilities indiscriminately. What a terrible business talent.

"Even if you get paid for the drug, does it really take effort to trick such an idiot goddess into going down to the next world?"

Megumin expressed her doubts. This was not the first time Eris, the goddess, had gone down to the underworld, and she got along well with them.

But in terms of the simplicity of her character, Megumin directly stated that she wanted to deceive the other party, and it didn’t take much effort at all. A few words were enough.

"Well, indeed!"

Aqua thought for a moment and nodded seriously.

"Hey, you guys are going too far."

Darkness immediately slammed the table.

As the saying goes, the Lord humiliates his ministers to death, and God humiliates his followers to anger.

This knight girl began to show her devout faith.

"Eris-sama is simply willing to trust her friends, but how did you become your friend, Aqua?

Lord Eris believed in you so much, but you stabbed her in the back with a drug. This is simply a trample on friendship! ”

"Tch, you guys have the nerve to tell me, who gave up on rescuing Eris just now?!"

Aqua rolled her eyes at the female knight and said.

"Woo~"

Darkness covered her heart with an unnatural flush on her face.

Ah, she was also despised and treated as a scum knight.

"You perverted knight, you are enjoying the insult again!"

Huihui glanced at her and said rudely.

“Nothing~”

Darkness tried to retort, but she felt like she was trying to resist him.

"Stop giving her any sweeteners. Let's immediately stop insulting her with words or looks!"

Hui Hui said.

Hearing this, Darkness turned pale: "Ah, I'm already like this, how can you stop."

As expected, he is a hopeless perverted knight.

"Eris, are you really not willing to be my wife?"

Broly asked. He looked at the Crystal Palace panel where the opponent's happiness value had exceeded 170, and felt that the opponent could still fight for it.

"Ah, well..."

Eris hesitated a little.

To be honest, she didn't hate Broly.

Even after knowing that it was the other party who saved the world from being ravaged by the Demon King's army, he was very grateful to the boy.

"Hey, tell me what you have to say, don't hesitate and make people anxious!"

Aqua couldn't stand the coy guy the most, so she immediately urged her.

"Well, it's not that I don't want to be your wife, it's just that as the goddess of luck, I have many things to consider."

"What about?"

Megumin asked curiously while chewing the stew.

"For example, my sect, Eris Cult, is actually a system of monogamy. As a goddess believed by everyone, I cannot take the lead in destroying this system."

Eris spoke up.

"Ha, just because of this, you don't want to be my disciple's wife?"

Aqua felt a little speechless.

"Then why don't you just show up and change your sect's system?"

She gave advice and said that the Axis religion in today's world allows an unlimited number of men or women to live together as husband and wife as long as they truly love each other.

"How is this possible? My Eris religion is not your Axis religion, senior."

"Why, you, a mere junior, do you have any objections to my Axis Cult?!"

Aqua is still protective of her own shortcomings and cannot bear to hear even the slightest bit of slander against her followers by outsiders.

"Ah, that's not what I meant. I just think that as goddesses, we should respond to the beliefs of believers.

Those believers who are loyal to love believe that my blessing can bring happy results to their marriages.

So, as a god whom they believe in, how can I intervene in other people's marriages?

Moreover, it is still a marriage like yours..."

Speaking of this, Eris's face turned even redder. Through Aqua's words, she knew that Broly, a child, not only had a group of wives in this world at a young age, but also had some wives in other worlds. things.

"Hey, it turns out it's the idol baggage that's causing trouble!"

Megumin was a little surprised, but said she understood.

After all, things like personality cannot be thrown away casually.

Whether it is yourself in the eyes of others or yourself in the eyes of yourself, it is all yourself.

Broly: "..."

He did not expect that the one who prevented Eris from becoming his wife would be Eris's own sect.

At this moment, Broly felt the urge to destroy the Eris Cult in this world.

However, even he knew with his ass that the Eris Cult would be destroyed.

Then, the white-haired goddess of luck in front of her may lose all her happiness values.

Even, the other party will hate me and still refuse to be his wife...

Hey, wait, does this make Eris a bad girl?

Can he use his bliss finger to bring bliss to her body, so that she can give in and agree to become his wife? Broly looked at Eris opposite him, and then at his fingers, feeling a little confused for a moment.

"Being faithful to love and marriage is really a great teaching!"

Yoyo became interested in the teachings of the Eris Cult.

"But does being faithful to love and marriage have anything to do with the necessity of monogamy?"

She asked out of curiosity.

"Ah, this..."

Eris was a little confused by the question and didn't know how to explain it for a while.

"Isn't monogamy a concrete manifestation of faithful love and a happy marriage?"

The white-haired goddess thought for a while before asking.

"Well, I don't know this, but what I do know is that I am very satisfied with my current life. I have very good friends like Darkness, Megumin, Wiz, and Aqua around me, and we also have a common destiny. My husband, Broly, has many common topics to talk about every day. Although Broly lives in another world, we can always mention him..."

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Youyou talked about how satisfied she was with her current life. She was a rare normal person in the Red Devil Village, and she was even a rare contented person in this world.

Just after Broly came back and everyone gathered together to have dinner, her happiness points never stopped increasing, and the satisfied look on her face could let anyone see how happy she was at this moment.

"Yuyou, you child..."

Aqua was a little bit infected.

"Really, don't let me be so moved~"

Darkness complained, wiping tears of emotion.

"Yuyou is really our little angel!"

Miss Weisz said with a smile.

"Oh, why are you saying such disgusting things all of a sudden?!"

Huihui felt like there were ants crawling on her body, which made her feel uncomfortable, but she didn't refute.

"That's it, Lord Eris, do you think the relationship between us is false, not sincere and loyal enough, and that the future marriage will be unsatisfactory?"

Eris opened her mouth, unable to say any words of denial.

The group of people in front of me may often have arguments and quarrels in their daily lives.

But if the relationship between them is false, Eris, who can occasionally see the daily life of this family through Darkness, is willing to be the first to stand up and deny it.

There is no doubt that this is a family. Even Aqua-senpai, who couldn't stand the undead, can now tolerate the lich eating at the same table with him, and even doesn't mind drinking with him.

"No, your feelings are real, and I am willing to bless your future marriage!"

Eris replied.

"So, Miss Eris, would you like to join and become one of us?"

Youyou asked.

"This..."

The white-haired goddess was still a little hesitant. She had the baggage of a goddess idol and was not easily convinced.

"Actually, Lord Eris, there is something I must report to you."

At this moment, Darkness spoke.

"What?"

Eris looked over.

"Some nobles and wealthy people who have invested money to join the Eris Cult say they only have one wife or husband and are loyal to their marriage and love, but there are quite a few who have lovers in private."
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Darkness reported.

The doctrine of monogamy sounds very beautiful, but in the medieval world, it would be used by some nobles or rich people as an excuse to deal with lovers who wanted to be in a high position.

Many nobles and wealthy people chose to believe in the Eris religion just because of this convenience, which could reassure their wives at home and make their lovers behave better.

"Eh!?"

Eris's eyes widened.

"Humph, this is the reality of the world!"

Megumin shrugged her shoulders, as if she had come from before, but before this, she had no idea about the romantic secrets of the upper class.

"Haha, that's it. This is the quality of the followers of the Eris Cult. In comparison, I, the followers of the Axis Cult, are much cuter!"

Aqua burst out laughing.

"Hey, hey, Aqua, I'm not saying this to make you generalize. There are people like my father in the Eris Cult. Even though my mother has passed away many years ago, he never indulged in sex. Still devoted to my mother.”

Darkness said something dissatisfied, and then looked at her goddess again: "Lord Eris, everything I said is true, and I can guarantee it with my faith in you."

"Ha, using your faith as a guarantee, isn't this the same as using Aqua's integrity as a guarantee?"

Huihui is better at using one sentence to hurt two people.

"Does Aqua have any moral integrity? My faith is true!"

Darkness retorted.

"Hey, you two bastards, do you think I can't hear that you are hurting me?"

Aqua was a little angry, but because the two told the truth, she didn't get angry.

After all, she had already tied up Eris with actual actions.

It would be too shameless to argue that you have moral integrity now.

Although Aqua has no moral integrity, she still wants to show some face.

Likewise, she also has some self-awareness.

"Darkness, I believe what you say."

When Aqua and the three were arguing about whether Aqua's moral integrity or Darkness' faith was higher, Eris expressed her trust in Darkness.

Although she is simple, she is not completely stupid. On the contrary, thanks to some comic books on Earth in this world and her experience as Chris and Darkness on adventures, she has actually seen this world. About the dark side of human beings.

Moreover, as a goddess, she can also follow her beliefs and explore some of the actions of believers. Darkness did not lie.

Because of this, Eris felt a little disappointed.

"Lord Eris, please cheer up. It was those guys who broke the promise. It was all their fault, not your fault.

Well, what I'm saying is, if those guys can say one thing and do another, you can do the same.

Of course, you can still be loyal to love and marriage, but you will just be an intervenor in other people's emotional marriages.

But don’t you think this is more exciting? If possible, I actually want to be an intervenor who is despised by others..."

Speaking of which, something was wrong with Darkness. She was the kind of person who wanted to be a lover's wife instead of being an official wife. It would be best if she was despised by other official members of the Crystal Palace and became inferior to others. Wife.

Eris facepalmed a little. Suddenly, she felt that her followers were not so reliable, and wondered whether they were influenced by Aqua-senpai.

However, Darkness' words did shake her a little.

"Let me think about it again~"

But she couldn't make a decision for a while, so she said this.

"Okay, but I shouldn't stay in this world for too long."

Broly nodded and said again.

"Ah, Broly, you can't leave so early."

When Aqua heard this, she quickly stopped her. She wanted to be the one who attracted Broly to stay the longest after his disciple returned, and was Broly's favorite master's wife.

"This guy Eris is not reliable, but I will go back to the heaven in two days to invite more goddesses to come to this world for team building activities. Then you can see if you have a new wife who can be recognized by the Crystal Palace. ! ”

(End of chapter)