Chapter 364 Miss Lich was almost purified
"Ah, Aqua-senpai, are you going to kidnap other goddesses or angels to be Broly's wife?"
Eris looked at Aqua in shock.
"What is kidnapping? I'm just going to the heaven to call on the goddesses and angels under me to have a team-building activity in the lower world.
At most, it's just a matter of dragging Broly along during a team-building activity so that the kid can have a friendly exchange and friendship with the goddess or angel he's attracted to! ”
Aqua waved her hand and said.
"However, not every goddess and angel is interested in the lower world."
The goddesses and angels in heaven are relatively ascetic and have relatively low worldly desires.
"As the saying goes, a sharpened sword will make a difference in chopping wood. How can a god who does not understand mortals do a good job in guiding the souls of the dead? Therefore, this time is considered a holiday training, and the training project is to understand mortals."
< br>
Aqua pointed at Broly.
"And this is what they want to know. If you don't come, your attendance points will be deducted."
"Ah, Aqua-senpai, aren't you just pretending to be a public servant for personal gain?"
"Pa~"
Aqua slapped the table and said righteously: "What does it mean to be self-serving for the public good? What I call it is the cultivation of lower gods and angels by the Lord God.
Those guys should be grateful and respond positively to my holiday team-building call.
Then again, it's all thanks to me and Broly that you can have six days off. It was me actively communicating with the gods that allowed Broly's original wish to spread to other goddesses. .
And they should all be grateful to my disciple and thank this child for allowing them to have a life on weekends and holidays! ”
"Woo~"
Eris couldn't refute that the boy's wish originally only extended to Aqua and the angel class, but it was Aqua's hard work that allowed everyone to have a holiday.
Of course, Aqua also gained the favor of many goddesses, and in the last voting, she successfully became the main god who manages the earth.
She completely got rid of the job of receiving the dead every day and became a management position assigning tasks on a quarterly basis to other goddesses who manage the earth's regions.
The main god who is responsible for governing a prosperous world is a high-ranking and powerful role even in the heaven.
If you want to use your power for personal gain, it is really not something that other goddesses or angels can refuse, not to mention that Aqua has a lot of sexy tricks.
A reason for building a team in the lower world that understands mortals can completely shut the mouths of all goddesses or angels. It is estimated that even the Lord of Heaven, the Lord God, will put his hands on his hands and praise Aqua as an excellent main god who works hard and considers mortals. .
What is the Celestial Elite? This is the Celestial Elite. Meeting Broly made Aqua's career as a priest even more prosperous.
"Why do I feel that there are many dark sides in heaven?"
Listening to Aqua's team-building plan, Megumin started complaining while dragging her dead eyes.
"Hmm~"
Darkness and Wiz nodded in unison, meaning that Yoyo went to the kitchen to feed Broly, otherwise she would become one of the nodding members.
"Ha, what nonsense are you talking about? How dark is this? Isn't it just normal workplace style?"
Aqua heard this and looked at the group of people outside the Tianjie system with some contempt.
"Lord Eris, is this what the workplace in heaven is like?"
Darkness asked her goddess of luck.
"Well, that's not the case. It's just that Aqua-senpai's personal style is special."
Most of the goddesses in the heaven are the embodiment of love, and goddesses like Aqua are indeed rare.
It felt like a husky mixed in among a group of golden retrievers and became the leader.
However, Aqua's work style is a bit rough, but in terms of efficiency in executing instructions from the heaven, she is indeed the best in the heaven.
This is also the reason why she was able to hold the position of Water Goddess before meeting Broly. She has strong execution efficiency, although it is a bit of a trap.
Of course, after I was promoted and no longer had to pay too much attention to the following things, other attentive goddesses and angels made up for this shortcoming.
Thinking about it carefully, when I was in Tianjie Academy, I was dragged by Aqua-senpai to be the goddess assistant (cow horse). Was I also an important person who made up for Aqua's shortcomings?
Well, it’s not easy to go into detail about this, because if you go into detail, it might make it even more uncomfortable for you, who was assigned to this world to be the goddess of management because her previous academic performance in the academy was somewhat poor due to being too busy with the tasks given by Aqua-senpai.
"Okay."
Broly did not reject the kindness of his goddess master, who wanted to use power for personal gain to engage in heavenly team-building activities and find a possible goddess or angel wife for himself.
After eating and drinking, and helping Yoyo wash the dishes, it was time for everyone to take a shower and bath together. Except for Eris, who was too embarrassed to join in, the others naturally took off their clothes in the changing room in front of the bathroom. clothes.
Well, Master Aqua and Master Wiz's figures have not changed much.
However, this is normal.
A Lich Undead is considered a corpse.
A celestial goddess may live longer than some worlds.
On the other hand, Yoyo, who has entered the growth stage, has some obvious changes in her body, but she is bigger and more rounded. She is a daughter-in-law who is easy to give birth to and has a natural birth.
However, Broly only looked at it for a while, then ran to Megumin's side and looked at her carefully.
"What are you doing?!"
Although she had already seen everything she should have seen, and had even been given a bath by a boy, but now being stared at by Broly still made Megumin feel awkward and couldn't help but stare back.
"Meihui, you lied to me!"
Broly said.
"Ah, what did I lie to you?"
The genius red demon girl looked at the boy with some confusion.
"You said before that you also have the kind of physique that suddenly grows up when you reach a certain age, but you are not at all, because I found that you have grown up."
Broly accused.
"Hey, where, where have I grown?!"
Hearing this, Huihui was a little surprised and asked quickly.
"You're getting hairy here."
Broly said as he pointed out the place where he grew up.
"Broly, you are going to die!"
Megumin kicked the boy angrily, she would rather nothing grew in that place.
[Damn, I really envy Aqua and Wiz...]
Because the bodies of those two people are relatively clean and smooth.
"I'm talking to you seriously about this. Someone gave me a knowledge notebook in this area. It's obviously a bit messy here. You need to take care of it."
Hui Huitong blushed, thought for a moment, but did not refuse.
Outside, Eris was in a daze.
But in front of him, a figure suddenly ran over.
"Eh?!"
Broly took the scissors and went back to the bathroom, leaving only Lady Luck in the living room, covering her red face and exposing her fingertips.
"Click, click~"
Broly worked part-time as a gardener, but not only provided pruning services to Megumin, but also provided services to Darkness and Yunyun.
"Hey, it's very smooth."
"Yes, and the length is just right, so it won't feel thorny."
Darkness and Yoyo, who also maintained grooming, both praised Broly's pruning skills.
"Is it really that good?"
Megumin was a little skeptical.
"Don't question me if you don't take care of yourself. A length that is too short will scratch you, and will also make the growth thicker and harder, but this one is just right," Darkness said.
"Well, it's still soft to the touch, and it won't be too long and cause health problems."
Yoyo echoed.
"Oh, it's so good for a mortal to be able to enjoy this kind of pruning service. Unlike me, my body has a purifying effect and there is no need for it at all."
Aqua was saying something that seemed to be envious, but actually was a bit showy.
Megumin puffed up her face and turned to ask Miss Lich, who did not dare to get too close to Aqua: "Wiz, don't you have this kind of hair problem?"
"I am a lich, and my body's development has stopped a long time ago. Moreover, even if it does not stop, I am still a white tiger."
Wiz replied.
"Damnable Hairless Party~"
Huihui was a little angry, while Youyou was a little envious.
Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!
"Thick hair helps preserve body odor."
Darkness, on the other hand, looked at Aqua and Wiz with some pity.
Aqua and Wiz: "..."
"What a perverted statement you are making. Will Broly have hair in the future and you will come up and have a good smell?"
Aqua questioned.
"Ha, how is that possible? I definitely don't like smelling something with a strong fishy smell after sweating too much and not taking a shower for several days!"
Darkness retorted loudly, but judging from her blushing and heavier breathing, I'm afraid this was her delusion and true desire.
Unfortunately, she forgot that Broly was a somewhat innocent child, so she memorized her words and listened to them seriously. She decided in her heart that if hair grows in the future, she must eliminate it in time.
"By the way, everyone, I have learned a new set of fingering techniques that can bring great happiness to your body. Which of you wants to experience it?"
Broly asked.
"Fingering?"
"Happy?"
The women looked at each other.
"Broly, were you taught some inappropriate things by the guys from the first two worlds?"
Aqua asked nervously.
"No, they are all serious techniques."
Broly denied it. He felt that what he learned was quite useful.
"Whose serious fingering technique can bring us happiness?"
Huihui didn't believe it at all and thought the boy's fingering technique was absolutely inappropriate.
"Then let me try!"
Darkness said.
"No, no, no, I'd better try this fingering technique first!"
Darkness did not compete with Aqua, but let Aqua go first.
"Come on, Broly, let me see what improper things the guys in the first two worlds have taught you."
Aqua was lying on the bathing bed.
"I told you, it's serious stuff."
Broly corrected again, ignoring his goddess master's somewhat too explicit lying posture, and pointed his fingers at various acupuncture points.
"That's it?"
Aqua was stunned when she was clicked. The development of the matter seemed to be different from what she thought. Her disciple really used a very serious point-pointing and fingering method, and it could even be seen that it was combined with the bathing skills she taught him.
“But it’s not just this. I’ll feel it completely after I finish clicking.”
Broly lit carefully.
The flow of energy and blood in Aqua's body is somewhat different from that of normal people.
However, he has mastered the principles of the Bliss Finger, some changes have occurred, and now he is able to adapt to changes.
"Ha, this is not as good as my bathing skills!"
Aqua somewhat despised what others taught her disciples. This fingering method was too serious and did not excite her at all.
But slowly, as Broly sensed her body's energy and blood and constantly adjusted the acupuncture points he clicked, Aqua gradually began to feel something.
"Oh, it's just a little bit of superficiality~"
Aqua is still so arrogant.
But it didn't take long until Broly finished the Finger of Bliss.
"Bang~"
There was a sudden roar in the bathroom.
"Ah, I'm going to be purified~"
The appearance of a large amount of high-concentration purification-level holy water made Wiz's body become lighter in the bath.
"Ah, Miss Wiz is dying!"
Yoyo exclaimed.
"Aqua is going to die too."
Megumin complained, and ran to the water outlet to rinse her face with a look of disgust.
"Ah, come to life!"
Broly quickly jumped to Miss Lich's side with quick eyes and hands, took her out of the bath that turned into a purification pool, and then transformed his own energy into pure life energy and injected it into the illusory body in his arms. Let the other party gasp and recover.
This sudden change also made Broly realize the danger of the Finger of Bliss, at least it cannot be used on Master Aqua easily.
However, it is still possible to use it on others.
In the living room, Eris watched the boy come out with the weak Lich girl wrapped in a bath towel.
After Broly explained to her what happened in the bathroom, he asked Eris to help take care of Wiz.
"Ah, you..."
Without waiting for Lady Luck to refuse, Broly ran back to the bathroom.
Half an hour later, Aqua came out cursing.
Megu Huihui, a bastard who only pollutes water bodies, actually dislikes her.
Hell, even if she drinks it directly, it is the highest quality pure water.
"Hey, Eris, what's wrong with you, your face is so red?"
Aqua looked at Lady Luck on the sofa with a strange expression and asked.
Eris: "..."
How could she know that getting along with this family would be so exciting? Even the noise in the bathroom almost killed someone, oh no, it should have been the death of a lich.
If she agrees to become his wife tonight and joins in, will she be like Aqua-senpai, who was exaggerated by the boy's special fingering technique?
Just now, she felt scared just listening to Broly who came out with Miss Lich in his arms and gave a brief summary of what happened in the bathroom.
Of course, the happiness value has never been reduced much. What is certain is that Eris's curiosity is greater than fear.
Unfortunately, no one gave her an answer. She could only learn from the few words of Darkness and the others that the boy had mastered a powerful massage fingering technique.
(End of chapter)