Chapter 373 72. Please use the sage time to think about more advanced ways to reward yourself.
After Batman and Wick left the bar, Mason did not return to Osborne Tower immediately. Instead, he connected to the old man's communication in his office.
After a brief exchange of greetings, he repeated the information he just told the old man to the old man. But what surprised Mason was that the old man actually knew in advance that there was a group of lurkers lurking in this world.
"It's the news I just received yesterday."
The old man's hoarse and deep voice echoed in the communication. He explained:
"Martha caught a sneaky guy in Wayne Manor. It wanted to sneak into the Batcave to attack Bruce, but Martha used poison gas to knock it down.
Later, after a 'simple torture', it was discovered that it was a green-skinned alien that had been lurking in Wayne Manor for five days, and its target was my son.
But he was killed before he could take action.
Its body is being sent to the Assassin's League headquarters, and I have prepared a team to dissect and study this strange creature.
But Mason, Bruce's identity is exposed."
"There is no point in hiding this in front of the gathering of stars. They all know that Batman is related to the Wayne family, just like the relationship between milk tea and pearls."
Mason lamented the intensity of the clown's mother's energy when she was protecting her cubs. Even a born spy like the Skrulls could not stop the great and terrifying mother's love.
He adjusted his mood and told the old man:
"Bruce plans to track the seven Skrulls that have been discovered in this world. You also have the access code of the Bat Network, so you can track his progress.
But the super villains and other small groups will leave it to you. I will put the biological decoy bombs in the basement of the Afterlife Bar, and you will send people to pick them up. ”
"Leave it to me."
The old man replied:
"The people you support are very powerful. Those androids who don't need to rest have initially completed the internal cleansing of the Assassin's League. I have a force loyal to my ideals on hand. It's time to find something to do for them.
However, Diana and Arthur care about their people, so."
"After they finish their work, they can naturally go back and meet their tribesmen."
Mason said somewhat unkindly:
"Don't worry them! The Amazons and Atlanteans will only live better in the new world without them. But can you control them? Thomas."
"They are not heroes."
The old man replied coldly:
"What's so hard about being a killer? Both beasts like to draw their swords and kill people and destroy lives. Now they're just going back to their old ways. Is there anything else to say?
If not, I'm going hunting.
There was a small rebellion in the Neon Branch. I need to take the opportunity to move my body. The enhancer you gave me is good and makes me feel like I was young again.
But in the name of this secret war going on, I desperately needed something more powerful. ”
"It's being developed and will be delivered to you soon. Just get busy. I wish you a happy hunting experience."
Mason hung up the communication, told his secretary, Miss Hanako, to put the boxes in the office into the basement, and then returned to Osborne Tower through the World Gate.
As a result, before he could even take a breath, a bloody arm flew over and hit Mason at his feet. The blood splashed stained the shoes he had just changed today.
The captain raised his head in surprise and saw Harley swinging a baseball bat and beating a bloody man in red. The guy was lying on the ground with missing limbs and wailing loudly.
But it’s not so much the pain as the false accompaniment of SM people’s enjoyment.
"Sweetheart! Don't come here!"
Harley screamed while slamming:
"This pervert came from nowhere. He split himself apart obscenely, hid his legs under my bed, and put his head into Barbara's room to peek at her changing clothes!
As a result, I discovered it.
He also wanted to deny that there was something wrong with the transmission device.
But I have never seen any teleportation device that can split a person into something like this and still be alive and kicking. This guy is obviously humiliating my IQ and wants to see me smash his head open. ”
"Mason! Ah, good friend Mason, stop your crazy girlfriend! She keeps kicking my balls, it hurts so damn much!"
The screams of ghosts and wolves howled from the mouth of the bloody guy, and the smooth tone reminded Mason of the last meeting he had with this guy.
"Wade?"
Mason said in surprise:
"Why do you, an A-level personnel, come to me for nothing? If it's official business, why don't you go to the gate of the world? Can you please stop using your obviously faulty transmission belt?
Even if you pursue suicide, this is not the way to go. ”
"It works fine in other places, but every time I encounter a problem with your device, I feel that the problem is definitely not mine."
A-class personnel "Crazy" Wade Wilson complained, and then Harley kicked him in the lower body, causing him to scream like a murderer.
If he still had arms and legs, he would be covering his crotch in pain and falling to the ground.
But Wade's legs and hands were just waiting to watch next to his beaten and bloody torso. Blood was flowing everywhere, making the place look like a slaughter scene.
I can’t get enough of the nice carpet in this lounge.
With Mason's comfort, the angry Harley finally stopped beating the guy who came to "peep".
She took a breath and leaned beside Mason, curiously watching Wade's piece of rotten flesh grow back together in a weird way. This process was almost like mental pollution, and Harley couldn't help but cover it up when she saw it at the end. eyes.
"Phew, I'm alive again! It's great."
Deadpool quickly recovered and became full of energy and posed in a few obscene poses. Then he put his hands on his hips and said to Mason:
"Pack it up, let's get on the road quickly, Utopia is still waiting. By the way, when I was just teleporting here and looking for my leg, I saw the big Colossus hiding in the medical room and crying while holding his idiot wife. .
Hey, I thought the annoying Katie was dead, but I didn’t expect that she was tortured like that. Did you rescue her?
Was Logan saved?
Isn't that guy dead?
To be honest, I can smell that wolf smell even here, he must be here! But avoid me, right? Hey, Logan! Where are you? Come out and play!
I miss you so much. ”
"Speak slowly, hell, do you really want to generate text bubbles for me to read?"
Mason complained with a headache, waved his hand to the guy in front of him who was talking erratically and said:
"Logan is preparing for a mission. He is busy testing his new suit and can't spare time to see you, but why are you my guide?
In such a huge utopia, can’t you find a more suitable person than you? ”
"Oh, yes."
Wade grabbed a package of crushed burritos from nowhere, lifted his mask a little and stuffed it into his mouth, and said proudly:
"The Council of
That gadget you gave me last time is awesome!
In the past month I've unlocked Minotaurs, Gorgons, and Sphinxes, and I'm just missing a Cyclops. Didn't you also say that you want to inject some damn gene into me so that I can turn into a three-headed dog?
Hurry!
I made a promise to my girlfriend, I need three tongues.”
"Bang"
The bloody baseball bat came over and hit Deadpool on the head, knocking all his dirty words back into his throat. Harley put her hands on her hips and shouted:
"Don't say these dirty words in front of my sweetheart! He is only eighteen years old. Damn it, he has no idea what you, a pervert, are going to do with your tongue."
"Wouldn't that be better?"
Wade moved his body obscenely and said to Harley:
"I can teach him, so that your crazy life can have a possibility of happiness. Okay, I won't talk anymore, I'll shut up!"
Seeing Harley grinding her teeth and pulling out the colorful clown pistol, Deadpool finally shut up and Mason's ears were free.
He shook his head and took out an Isu reader, approached Wade and motioned for him to take out the biological bait and read the precious recorded data from it.
This data can help Mason better understand how Isu biotechnology works so that he can produce more advanced biological bait bombs as soon as possible.
"I'll clean up and go with you."
Mason put the reader away and took another look at Wade's dirty uniform. He said:
"Come with me, my girlfriend ruined your clothes, I'll change you to a better one, but in exchange, you shut up along the way! Okay?"
"Cool, new clothes! I like them."
Wade laughed loudly, stretched out his hand and slid it on his lips like a zipper, and then followed Mason to the uniform design room.
Various styles of suits used by Team K in the past and present are displayed here, as well as concept designs made by Mason when he was practicing tailoring, making Deadpool feel like he has entered a hypermarket of combat clothing.
With an even more exaggerated immortality than Lao Lang, he has never cared about his suit. Selling blood is the most suitable way of fighting for him.
But just because you don't use it doesn't mean you don't like it. It's just not his character to not pick up some good things when he comes to the master craftsman's studio once in a while.
Of course, he didn't pick it for himself.
Wade, who was hesitant in front of those sexy or revealing battle clothes, was thinking about whether his succubus wife would be more sexy after wearing these things, and then suddenly he heard Mason ask:
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"You are also from our hometown, right? Wade, what do you think of Utopia?"
"Yes, on the night of the nuclear war, I was having a baby with my wife, and a nuclear bomb hit the pool of my villa. I suspected that those bastards must have deliberately retaliated against me!
Hell, it cost me all my savings to buy that villa, but I feel so bad. ”
Deadpool replied, then tilted his head and said:
"As for Utopia, it's just so-so. They say they want to build a paradise for mutants, but I didn't see many people smiling when I walked on the street.
I don't like it there. I think it's a lifeless place ruled by a group of idiots who want to escape from humanity all day long.
But my thoughts never mattered.
By the way, my brothers and sisters said the same thing about that place. None of us in the Deadpool Corps liked to be there. We preferred to do happy things in the penthouse of the Star Castle.
Ah, speaking of which, I need to get one more piece of clothing, good friend Mason.
The female Deadpool's birthday is coming soon, and I have to give her a gift so that I can have sex with her again or something. ”
"Uh"
This answer made the biological jar in Mason's hand almost hit the ground. He turned back and stared at Wade, who was trying on a bat suit, and said in a weird tone:
"You know that is your space-time alien body, right? Do you know that sleeping with her means you are playing with yourself, and there is really no psychological pressure?"
"Why should there be pressure?"
Wade was very open-minded about this ethical issue. He threw the Batsuit into his bag and replied carelessly and mysteriously:
"When you were young, Mason, uh, I mean, before you had that beautiful, sexy but psycho girlfriend, when you chose to release the stress with your own hands, wasn't there that moment when you wanted to Can you become a girl who can move your own hands?
You see, in a sense, when I go to bed with my own space-time alien body, I am actually going up and down."
He tried to explain his philosophy to Mason in this regard. In order to explain it more clearly, he even circled his fingers and moved them up and down. Mason felt that his innocent heart had been hit hard again.
He covered his ears and said:
"Actually, there's no need to explain it so clearly. Really, Wade, I'm really not interested in your damn crazy ideas at all, and I don't want to know your feelings and mentality when you're having sex with me.
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Blame me!
Just blame me.
I shouldn't have asked the damn question, come on, try this. ”
Seeing that Deadpool was about to share some of his own ghostly experiences of sleeping with him, Mason quickly picked up the biological jar in his hand, with a black symbiote shaking in it.
This is one of the "offsprings" produced by the wasteland venom in Harley one night.
As genderless symbionts, this is how they reproduce. Wasteland Venom gave birth to two children. One was given to Miss Selina's beloved cat Miss McGonagall by Mason, and the other is here.
"Hey, symbiote! This is a rare commodity."
Deadpool immediately became excited when he saw the jar in Mason's hand. He hugged the thing and screamed:
“The No. 7 guy in Deadpool’s Legion once owned a Venom suit in his world. Unfortunately, that idiot gave the good thing to Spider-Man, and as a result, he couldn’t get it back after his world ended.
I've always dreamed of having a symbiote suit of my own.
This way I don't have to go back and do laundry every time after a fight, make the bathroom dirty and have to be chased by my wife to sleep on the sofa.
But all the symbiotes avoided me, which was really sad. Look, this bold little cutie is not afraid of me.
This is awesome. ”
He put his hand into the jar and let the symbiote wrap around his arm and complete the symbiosis in an instant. The guy moved his body and felt the surge of power and whistled again. He ran to Mason and winked and said:
"This gift is great. Hey, I know you are trying to win over me, but I can't refuse such a cool dress. I will cover you from now on! Little Mason."
"That's right, Wade, I'm going to do some dangerous things there this time. I won't hide it from you, it may be life-threatening."
Mason pointed to the Venom suit on Deadpool and said:
"I need a bodyguard who is not afraid of death. This is what I will pay you. If it is not enough, you can ask for more. This is a life-threatening thing. Our relationship cannot be in vain."
"Well, that's what you said, so I'm not welcome."
Wade's overly expressive mask curved into a mean smile.
He whispered something to Mason, and used his hands to draw obscene shapes in the air. When he finished speaking, Mason showed a look that ruined his outlook on life.
The captain covered his eyes with a headache and said:
"I never thought that one day my tailoring skills would be used to make this, a set of sexy lingerie for your wife, right?
Okay, I'll do it for you when I'm free. ”
"Yes, these are good brothers."
Deadpool was particularly satisfied. He happily held Mason's shoulders, waved his arm forward fiercely, and shouted:
"Let's go to Utopia. If anyone dares to mess with you on the way, I will beat him up for you."
"Sweetheart, wait a minute!"
When they walked out of the suit design room like two good brothers, Harley's screams sounded not far away, and together they were an extremely hot breath.
Harley shouted:
"Come here! Mr. K, your egg is about to hatch! It looks so angry, wow, my hair!" (End of Chapter)