Chapter 374 73. Mason’s bird seems to be askew [Happy Women’s Day ~ Boys should be happy too]
In the battle with the Ghost Rider in the home world, the egg of the troubled Phoenix Fox had already absorbed enough magical flames. At that time, it was only one step away from Nirvana and rebirth.
After being brought back to Osborne Tower, Mason has been using flames to help the phoenix eggs hatch.
But perhaps the life energy converted into ordinary fire is very weak. In short, it has been silent. Until today, at a time completely beyond Mason's expectation, Phoenix Phoenix finally hatched again.
But the mysterious encounter of two consecutive deaths made the phoenix obviously very angry. With "getting angry", it flooded the storage room where it was stored with raging fire the moment it broke out of its shell.
A small patch of Halle's hair was the most insignificant loss.
When Mason rushed to the storage room, the temperature in the area where various minerals and gems were piled was so high that it almost burned through the floor.
The piercing fire alarm bells kept echoing, but the Osborne guards who rushed over had no idea what to do about the situation in front of them. They sprayed water into it, which would only further anger Fox, causing the flying flames to be sprayed out like flamethrowers. .
"Back!"
Mason shouted, and in the sharp voice of Harley, who was holding her hair and crying, all the irrelevant people were kicked out.
Crazy Wade still wanted to join in the fun, but the symbiote suit he was wearing suddenly jumped back into his body when he was near the fire, turning Deadpool into a naked butt.
He didn't care about it himself. Anyway, he had done this kind of thing more than once.
But the super girl who came over had never seen this scene before.
Kara thought she had encountered a pervert, so she closed her eyes and screamed, punching Deadpool in the chest with her fist, sending him flying like a cannonball, smashing through the glass and falling towards the bottom of the Osborne Tower.
“It feels so disgusting~~~”
Accompanied by Vedra's long and oily shout, Firestorm also flew out from the laboratory below.
But when he saw the phoenix flying back and forth amidst the blazing fire in the burning storage room, this guy was stunned.
"Dr. Stein said his worldview was shaken."
Little Black Jacks was suspended not far from the sea of fire, reached out and poked Barbara next to him, and whispered:
"Is that a phoenix? Does Team K still have this legendary creature? How many weird things do you still have that you haven't taken out?"
"Isn't it just a phoenix? Is it worth making a fuss about?"
The well-informed bat girl's heart was so big that she was on the verge of nerve ending necrosis. She took out the hair spray to treat the burned hair of the crying Harley, and waved her hands and said:
"That's Fox, the phoenix that Mason picked up. It's technically his pet?"
"Well, the relationship between the captain and his pet is really tense."
Firestorm took a step back.
He is not afraid of flames, but the phoenix fire in front of him is obviously not an ordinary burning object, and it is difficult to use technological means to avoid the magic damage attached to it.
The people of Krypton are also a little confused.
Bizarro had just tried to extinguish the fire with a freeze ray, but was met with sparks spat on his face by the angry Fox, who was now lying on the ground with his face in his arms and wailing.
With the Kryptonian's "weak demon" physique, it would be better for them to stay away from this kind of thing that cannot be easily understood.
"Mason! Mind your bird!"
Even the old Green Goblin was alarmed.
His voice rang out from the loudspeaker on this floor, scolding:
"The temperature in Storage Room 17 has exceeded the limit that the building materials can withstand. If it continues to burn, the whole building will be burned down. I have renovated this place three times since you guys moved here!
Damn it!
You pay for the materials this time! ”
"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious."
Mason was sweating now. He stood at the door of the burning storage room and hurriedly woke up the hat while asking the people around him to step back.
Although the phoenix in front of me is only in its infancy, its innate ability as a magical animal has awakened very deeply. Perhaps it is because it was beaten very hard by Sister Ka last time?
"It's angry."
It was rare for Hat to lose control of a creature like the Phoenix to this extent. He tried to communicate but Mason curled his lips.
If it is angry, you don't need to translate it.
Look at the screams it was chirping inside. Even though Mason didn't understand bird language, he could guess Fox's mood at this moment. Well, even though he couldn't understand what he was cursing, he must be very dirty.
"Let it extinguish the flame first. If you have anything to say, please tell me."
Mason urged, and the hat acted as a "translator" to convey his thoughts to the phoenix who was making a fuss in the storage room. As a result, within a second of saying these words, an even more terrifying flame exploded in front of Mason's eyes.
Not only were the flames blazing, but the color turned into a faint blue magic fire. This was the purifying flame that burned half of Wesker's life in the Grand Temple of New York.
Mason's scalp felt numb when he saw it.
Fortunately, he had successfully changed his profession to a "water man". The moment he was struck by the fire, he disappeared from the place as if evaporated, and then restored himself to the scorched ground through the principle of three-state transformation.
"It wants to make a deal with you, Mason."
The hat was almost burned. Fortunately, Mason had just used his own "water" to cover it. The raging fire made the hat sweat all over his forehead, and he quickly conveyed the meaning of the angry phoenix.
"It said that if it had a choice, it would definitely not accept your magical flames in Gotham that night, but now that things are like this, it can't break the connection between the two parties unless you die.
But you must accept its three conditions. ”
"Say! Speak out. We can discuss it, but can we please put out the fire first?"
Mason said a little crazy:
"Next door is my laboratory. If the things stored in it explode, it will be over!"
At his request, the flames in the storage room rolled back quickly, just like time replaying. Those bright fires turned into pieces of light feathers surrounding Fox, allowing it to see as it squatted on the melted metal shelf. It sounds quite fantastic.
But seriously, this phoenix is not big.
The overall size is about the same as walking ground.
But the flaming red feathers on its head and the flame-rolling tail feathers on its tail are particularly long and elegant. In addition, the feathers on its wings all have the phantom of fire, so it looks several times larger than its normal form.
It squatted there, a pair of smart black glass-like eyes glaring at Mason fiercely, and continued to utter obscene words in the world of bird language while neighing softly.
"Well, this is too dirty, so I won't translate it. In short, its first requirement is that you can no longer let it deal with crazy guys that it can't deal with at all.
I’m talking about your card sister. ”
Hat coughed, fulfilled his duties as a translator perfectly, and made Phoenix's first request.
A very reasonable request.
There was no unreasonable intention at all, but Mason felt a little ashamed. To be honest, it was indeed unethical to let a phoenix in its infancy deal with the Isu demigod.
So he quickly nodded and agreed.
As a result, Fox screamed again and breathed flames to express his dissatisfaction.
"You can't just say it, you have to put in writing."
Hat whispered a reminder, and Mason curled his lips, took out his notebook, scribbled a few strokes, and showed it to the cunning Fox Phoenix.
Only then was it satisfied and stopped screaming obscene words. Instead, it elegantly pecked the flame feathers on its wings with its long black beak, and then neighed a few times in a longer voice.
"The second requirement is that it needs magical flames as food. It is tired of the dry and tasteless ordinary flames. It wants unique fire as its own food."
The translation of the old hat god is:
"I guess what it means is that you need to feed it with your magic flame every day. If you really can't spare the time, you can find other flames to feed it as snacks.
What a greedy little thing.
But considering that what you did before was indeed unreasonable, you just go with it. ”
"It's okay, it's not a big problem."
Mason tilted his head and wrote a few more strokes.
The phoenix was even more satisfied. Seeing Mason's cooperation, its arousal had almost dissipated, so it flapped its wings and flew to Mason's side amid the scattering of flames and feathers. It circled around him a few times and finally shrunk its body and landed on Mason's shoulder. superior.
He spoke his last request with an elegant chirp.
"Ahem, it says that you must sort out the identity issue between you and it. It is not your pet, just your collaborator, so you cannot ask it to do some menial work against its will."
Hat said:
"In addition, Fox requires that he get a luxurious bird's nest that matches his status. It must be made of the best sycamore wood and decorated with various gemstones.
If possible, it hopes that you can help it find an equally noble and elegant partner. Well, this request is something Dumbledore promised it before but never fulfilled.
Even in the world of Hogwarts, phoenixes are a very rare species, and the Dumbledore family has been searching for them for generations without being able to accomplish it. ”
"Ah, I'll go to the Star Castle's secret treasure house another day."
Mason made the promise with a headache, and finally wrote his name on the paper in his hand, while Fox tilted his head and looked at the words. After reading it several times, it spit out a ball of flame and turned into a signature and fell on the paper.
Then the paper in Mason's hand burned and formed a unique force in the flying light feathers, which fell into his body like a mysterious lock.
This is obviously a very advanced "contract", which fully proves that a creature like the Phoenix can not only control fire, but also control magical magic.
"Wow, what a beautiful bird."
Harley, who was wearing a headscarf to let the hair restorer take effect, walked up with bright eyes. She reached out and tried to touch Fox on Mason's shoulder. The latter pretended not to see Harley's hand and suddenly pecked her when she got closer. .
The scorching heat almost scorched Harley's fingers, causing her to jump out and hide behind Barbara, causing Fox to throw his head back and neigh in pleasure.
Ah, yes! It’s that crazy bird looking up to the sky and laughing.gif
“There’s something wrong with this Phoenix’s character!”
Mason said to the hat in his hand:
"Is it like this in Dumbledore's hands? Why do I feel like I raised it crookedly?"
"Well, maybe it's because of the flames?"
The hat guessed:
"You keep feeding it hellfire, and there's something symbolic about this energy that originates from the chaotic side that may have really affected Phoenix's character.
But that's not a big deal.
It is still a creature on the order side. It's just that you need to eat more in the future. Well, Mason, make sure you change your clothes before you leave for Utopia. ”
"Huh? There's nothing wrong with my clothes. I just changed them today."
"No. There is bird droppings on your chest. It's still the kind that burns. Look, it's smoking! Well, now I feel like something is wrong with you, the phoenix."
——
Twenty minutes later, the stinky Mason followed the lively Wade through the world gate five times in a row, and finally reached the world border of Utopia.
On his shoulders was still standing Fox, who was singing loudly. Everything the new-born Phoenix saw was new, and the experience of traveling through the world made him very fascinated and in a good mood.
This is probably the result of Mason "sacrifice" his favorite trench coat.
"You can't use the World Gate any further."
Wade, who had kept his word and kept silent along the way, was finally able to speak, which made him feel extremely comfortable. Mason pretended not to notice the sign language he was making wildly along the way.
It's just like the fucking ninja seal.
This annoying guy always has a way to attract other people's attention.
He will now stand in front of the gate of a desolate world, pointing to the Chaos Nebula in the distance and saying:
"We have to stay here and wait for the door of Utopia to open to us. That place is kept secret, and its world coordinates are constantly changing and cannot be locked by any external guidance."
"How long has it been blocked here?"
Amid Fox's elegant exclamation, Mason, with a bird on his shoulder, asked:
"How many mutants are there here?"
"Countless."
Wade took out a wasteland version of the burrito and said:
"Almost all the mutant civilizations that have been discovered so far have been moved here. It's like merging many worlds together. I'm too lazy to care about this kind of thing.
But in my words, Utopia is mixing shit-flavored chocolate with chocolate-flavored shit eggs. No matter how you taste it, it will disgust you. ”
"It seems like you have a lot of resentment against this place?"
Mason raised his eyebrows in surprise and said:
"Don't you think this is the only home for mutants in the apocalyptic era?"
"Hey, I can live a good life without it."
Wade assumed a JOJO posture, put his hands on his waist and raised his hips, and said rather disdainfully:
"Would you like a place that kicked you out several times? I didn't do anything bad. I just painted on their palace and hooked up with a few girls from the X royal family?
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But that’s not important. Do you know what’s the most disgusting thing? Mason. ”
Deadpool snorted and looked at the strange aircraft landing in the distance. He lowered his voice and said to Mason:
"The people in the >
Although I am a madman, I also know some superficial truths. Guys who can even abandon their own family, how can you expect them to come together and do great things? ”
Having said this, Wade's overly expressive mask forced out a very weird and evil smile. He patted Mason on the shoulder and said:
"You ask me to choose between Utopia and the Society of Stars, who do you think I will choose?"
"Why do you have to choose one of the two answers?"
Mason stretched out his hand and held Wade's shoulder. He said softly:
"You now have a third choice, Wade. I may need to take up a little of your time to explain to you my views on this era. You can
Well, what is this on your hand?
Why is it slimy? ”
"Oh, I was bored waiting just now, so... you know, it feels really good to reward yourself with the Venom suit, but I don't know if the symbiote will get pregnant because of it.
I guess there is a high probability not?
well?
Why did your bird open its mouth to me?
What is this for?
This is"
"Boom"
As Mason watched indifferently, wiping his fingers with a handkerchief, the phoenix fire burst out, burning the dirt.
Fuck, let the flames purify all the filth! (End of chapter)