Chapter 369: The marriage contract is signed, and the Red Devil clan’s script is killed!
"Ah, Eris, you guy actually took advantage of me?!"
On the morning of the third day, Broly was preparing breakfast with Yoyo when he suddenly heard a scream coming from the room.
A group of people ran over to check the situation, and found Aqua in the room holding the quilt in her arms, looking angry at being frivolous, glaring at the bewildered white-haired goddess.
"No, Aqua-senpai, you were the one who insisted on holding me to sleep last night!"
Eris argued.
"How is it possible? You obviously took advantage of my drunkenness to do something wrong with me. Oh my, my innocence has been ruined by you. I can no longer get married. You have to be responsible for this..."
"Ah, but Senior Aqua, haven't you already agreed to be your disciple's wife?"
Being knocked down by Aqua, Eris was stunned and asked.
"Ha, how can you take what you promise to a child seriously? Some adults also promised to return the New Year's money to the children when they grow up, but how many adults have returned it?"
Aqua said confidently.
"Okay, then Aqua-senpai, how do you want me to be responsible?"
Eris felt that there was no way to reason with Aqua, so she could only accept her fate and ask.
"It's very simple. If you ruin my innocence, you will be responsible for me to the end. You will be mine from now on."
Aqua said immediately, taking out the contract from Heaven and handing it to Eris.
"Ah, are you so serious?"
Looking at the heavenly contract that was handed over, Eris was a little stunned.
"Ha, do you think I'm joking with you?"
Aqua rolled her eyes at this guy and asked.
"Well, let me take a look first..."
"What are you looking at? Do you want to eat everything and refuse to admit your debt? Hurry up and put your fingerprints on the contract, or I will pull out your mat."
Eris's words were interrupted, and Aqua had already pounced on her, her hands reaching under the hem of her clothes and heading towards the chest of the white-haired goddess.
At this time, some people had gathered in the room who heard the noise and ran over to check the situation. In the presence of outsiders, Eris could only tightly protect the false upright and towering dignity on her chest, her face turned red with embarrassment. Shout out words of surrender.
"I press, I press the fingerprints, isn't it okay? Aqua-senpai, please stop!"
Aqua then let her go.
"Hurry up and press it, don't play any tricks on me, otherwise, I will go to the Eris Cult to promote the fact that you are a mat goddess!"
Aqua crossed her arms and spoke condescendingly, looking at the panting white-haired goddess beside her legs.
"Woo, I know."
Eris pressed her finger on the heaven contract. Her god's name appeared on the contract, but it did not light up as it should for the establishment of the contract.
Aqua snatched the contract from Eris's hand and stepped in front of the Saiyan boy who had a complicated expression after hearing Aqua's words just now.
"Broly, Eris has voluntarily pressed the marriage contract. Quick, you also press the fingerprint here to make this marriage contract established!"
After saying this, Aqua grabbed Broly's hand and pressed his fingers on the other side.
The moment Broly's finger touched the contract, the marriage contract from heaven lit up and was immediately established.
"Ah, Aqua-senpai, you..."
"Hey, hey, you must have fallen into the trap. Now, except for committing yourself to my disciple, you can no longer marry anyone else who may exist."
The heaven does not prohibit goddesses from falling in love, but most goddesses are relatively stoic and will not be easily tempted by mortals.
And once this marriage loyalty contract is signed, it means that the only person Eris can choose in the future is his own disciple.
Aqua, she was so worried about her disciple that she used all kinds of insidious and shameless tricks.
"Senior, you are so despicable!"
There were crystal tears in Eris's eyes.
"So, Master Aqua, your promise to become my wife was not a lie, wasn't it?"
Broly asked.
"Of course it's not false, you are my favorite disciple~"
Wearing the dress she wore last night, Aqua stretched out her hand and rubbed the boy's head vigorously, then moved closer to Eris to comfort him.
"The matter has come to this, you have no choice. As the saying goes, since life is like this, you can't resist, so just lie down and enjoy it. Don't worry, as long as you stay down and be small, I will let Bro Please treat this child well!”
Aqua made such a promise like a scumbag after playing, Eris sobbed and seemed to have no choice but to accept it.
However, when it came to agreeing to become his wife, Aqua told Eris not to agree so hastily. After all, the exchange ratio of happiness points to happiness points at the moment of joining the Crystal Palace is 1:100. If you want to maximize your benefits, If you want Broly to stay in this world for a long time, you have to take your time.
In this way, within less than three days of Broly's return to this world, Aqua earned a new wife for Broly.
Although the method was very disgraceful, and even Broly felt that it was not good, Aqua did not take it seriously and said "Those who achieve great things should not stick to trivial matters", "Behind every successful man there should be a strong force" Support his great wife] words like that.
"Moreover, the fact that Eris's happiness value has not dropped much means that she is just shy rather than unwilling.
If you meet this type of guy in the future, you should show your manly spirit, push him down hard, and cook the raw rice into cooked rice first! ”
The great wife, the goddess of wisdom, Aqua, is waving the marriage contract in her hand and imparting amazing wisdom to her disciples.
"Broly, don't take Aqua's words seriously. You must at least have a certain favorable impression before you can try this."
Others added on the side that the prerequisite for the execution of Aqua's astonishingly intelligent strategy is first and foremost, her favorability, and the second is her character. If you encounter someone who would rather die than surrender, forcing him with forceful means will only lead to defeat. Have the opposite effect.
【That’s it~】
Little Princess Alice looked excited and actually took notes next to her.
"Your Highness, you don't need to remember this!"
The guard captain Claire had a dark look on her face. Her little princess was very cute and no one would reject her.
. . . .
After breakfast, a group of people prepared to go to the Red Devil Village. Even Wiz was no exception. She wanted to bring the monster materials she had processed yesterday and find the magic tool master in the Red Devil Village to turn them into real objects.
"Can I come along?"
Little Princess Alice asked, she was also a little curious about the hometown of her good friends Huihui and Youyou.
"Of course, but there's nothing fun in our village."
Youyou nodded and reminded again.
"That's right, there are some projects there to deceive foreign tourists."
Megumin echoed from the side, directly mentioning the artificial holy sword with gambling shady, the wishing well with no wish-fulfilling effect, and the succubus tavern without a succubus lady, which is a fraud of this kind of specialty of the Red Devil Village. project.
Claire's lips kept twitching as she heard this, and she wanted to persuade her little princess not to go to such a black-hearted place, but little Princess Alice waved her hand and said: "I just went to visit my friend's hometown to relax, and I definitely won't Cheated!”
The look of her vow made the two escort girls feel helpless, and they firmly stated that they would go together.
"Eris, come too."
Aqua dragged the white-haired goddess into the range of the teleportation magic. After Wiz asked everyone if they were ready and received a positive answer, the teleportation magic was activated.
The next moment, the figures of nine girls and one boy appeared at the entrance of the Red Devil Village.
Compared with before, the Red Devil Village has changed a lot.
The original wooden door at the entrance of the village has been transformed into a stone and brick door found in normal cities.
However, the gatekeeper has not changed, he is still the hound of the dark night - Papato.
After meeting Wiz, we became very familiar with her, but I knew enough not to call her aunt again.
After seeing Megumin and Yuyou, she complained that they didn't come back to their hometown very often.
“If we don’t make it in a big city, how can we have the honor to return to our hometown?!”
Megumin refuted this.
"So are you getting ahead now?"
Papato asked curiously.
"Woo..."
Huihui was speechless. She couldn't answer the question that her most stable career now was working as a delivery boy in the city.
"I'm still a pharmacy apprentice, Huihui..."
Yoyo's mouth was covered.
"My current professional level has reached 49, but I am the top explosion magician!"
Megumin said using her strengths to avoid weaknesses.
"As expected of Megumin!"
Papato praised, then looked at Broly. "Long time no see, Broly. I heard from the village chief and Mr. Pyozaburo that you have given birth to many children with Yunyu and Megumin outside. Why are you still acting like a child?"
"Huh?"
Broly looked at the gatekeeper with confusion.
"Hey, no?"
Papato was a little surprised.
"What the hell, who spread this rumor?"
Megumin immediately grabbed Papato by the collar and asked.
"Ah, it's Miss Wiz."
"Eh, me?"
"Wiz..."
"Ah, I didn't spread such rumors!"
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After Wiz was grabbed by the collar, Miss Lich waved her hands quickly.
"Then what did you say to me and Youyou's family when you came here?"
"They didn't say anything, they just occasionally asked about your current living situation."
"Then how did you answer?"
"Well, I just told them that you have a fulfilling life with Axel. Youyou even cultivated some lovely flowers at home, and Huihui, you are always running around for your own happy life. That's all. That’s all.”
Miss Lich told me honestly.
From her perspective, fulfillment is equivalent to being a potion apprentice or a delivery boy in a magic item shop.
But from the perspective of the Red Demons, enrichment equals pregnancy, and cultivating lovely flowers equals cultivating children.
When Pyozaburo learned the news half a year ago, he and his wife were even moved to tears.
"This child, Megumin, finally has the responsibility of being a mother..."
After Miss Lich left, she even sighed.
Xiaomi knew the truth because she had gone to Axel's place to visit her sister.
But at a young age, she didn't have enough common sense to think that the flowers that Youyou took care of at home would really bear fruit and give birth to new babies in the future.
After communicating with their parents on different channels, the news came out that Yoyo and Huihui were pregnant. When it spread to the whole village, it turned out that many children had been born.
"So there are no children yet!?"
Papato was somewhat disappointed when he learned this.
"The Scarlet Devil Township is short of people now. If you have children in the future, you must bring them back to help!"
With that said, he opened the village door and let Broly and others in.
"Help~"
As soon as they entered the Red Devil Village, before they had gone 300 meters, Broly and others saw two outsiders in the direction of the village road, who were obviously not from the Red Devil clan, running for their lives while still shouting for help.
"Roar~"
Chasing behind them was a terrifying, ferocious bird.
"It's a gargoyle, Your Highness, be careful~"
The female knight and magician quickly stepped forward to protect little Princess Alice, who was stronger than them.
"Ah, save us!"
Seeing the group of people here, the eyes of the two outsiders lit up, as if they saw a light in the darkness, and they hurriedly turned around and ran towards this side.
However, after arriving in front of them, the two men bypassed Broly and the others, leaving the gargoyle chasing behind them to them.
"Hey, hey, hey, you two guys, do you think of us as scapegoats?"
Huihui was a little dissatisfied and yelled at the two people who ran away.
This approach is simply like diverting misfortune to the east.
The two people who were shouted at ran away without looking back.
"Pa~"
Before the gargoyle that ran in front of him could roar, Broly slapped him.
The gargoyle that looked like a strange bird was hit by the fan, and its body flew out like a cannonball.
"Boom~"
He fell hard to the ground, creating a deep pit, and immediately ran out of breath.
"Ah, my treasured gargoyle!"
The next moment, an old man with a white beard teleported over.
The other party looked at the dead gargoyle on the ground and cried out in pain as if a relative had died.
"Hey, isn't this the principal?"
Yoyo's words stopped the old principal who was about to shout "compensation must be made". The old principal of the Red Prison Academy pushed up his reading glasses. After seeing clearly that it was Yoyo who spoke and Broly who made the move, He licked his beard with his hand.
"It turned out to be one of our own, and I thought I could blackmail, well, ahem, get a compensation, but since it is my own, petrification magic..."
The old principal petrified the corpse of the gargoyle that was broken into pieces on the ground, and was going to take it back and repair it with special glue.
"Wait a minute, Grandpa Principal, what's going on? Why did your gargoyle come out again?"
Youyou grabbed the old principal who was about to teleport away and asked.
"Don't you know, Yoyo, this is the latest script-killing experience project launched by our village!"
The old principal asked a little strangely.
"Megumin and I haven't been back to the village for a while."
Yuyou explained.
"Hey, is that so?"
The old principal was old and a little confused, but he still explained.
It turns out that since the kingdom's army advanced to the vicinity of the Red Devil Village half a year ago and drove away the surrounding monster groups, more outsiders have been able to come to the Red Devil Village.
In order to generate more income for the village, the people of the Red Devil tribe used their imagination to create many new projects in the village to attract tourists passing by the village.
And this script-killing experience project is the most successful new project for the Red Devils to make money.
"Some people pay the price and want to experience the story of a hero saving a beauty from a gargoyle."
The old principal said so.
"Well, the two people who ran away just now are beauties?"
Megumin asked in shock.
The two guys who caused trouble just now don't look very good.
"No, that is the hero who saves the beauty."
The old principal denied it and said again.
"It's just that there was a slight mistake in the development of the plot. Those two people didn't even defeat the weakest gargoyle in my hand. They ran away directly after meeting. They ran so fast. They ran from the hotel in the center of the village. It only took so long to get to the village gate!”
The old principal pinched the universe with his fingertips and said.
"Huhu..."
Just then, a fat man with a big belly ran over.
"How's it going? Have you recorded it?"
He stopped next to the old principal, gasped and asked.
"It's all here. The service you bought for your friend, guest, we recorded their heroic appearance facing the gargoyle, but they failed to save the beauty heroically. Is this really okay? Do you want to do it again? ”
The old principal threw over a magic stone and said.
"I don't want images of successfully saving a beauty. What I want is this kind of image of being scared to death by monsters..."
The big fat man let out a hearty laugh, took the photo stone of his friend's big embarrassment, and left.
"Our script-killing projects always fail, but somehow the guests are very satisfied."
The old principal turned around and said.
Everyone: "..."
(End of chapter)