Chapter 370 Discount Preaching Method
"Damn it, how can you experience the most realistic story of a hero saving a beauty? Didn't you see that we were almost killed by that monster?"
The guest who caused trouble just now is now at the village gate, yelling at the gatekeeper of the dark hound, venting his panic.
"You guys, just practice more. Like the gargoyle chasing you, any adventurer with a higher-level profession can easily get rid of it!"
Papato replied coldly.
"Ah, if we are advanced professionals, do we still need to experience this?!"
And these words made the two guests, who were being chased to the point of peeing and crying for help, even more angry.
"Please rest assured that the personal safety of guests who experience the script killing project is guaranteed. When the gargoyle kills, we will naturally stop it in time.
Even if your guests are injured while running, there is a permanent temple priest in our village, and his healing magic can completely heal your injuries. ”
"Hey, this broken village still has a high priest of the temple?"
The two guests were a little suspicious.
"Of course."
Papato vowed.
"The temple is on the west side of the village. Guests can go there and have a look. However, if you need treatment, you have to pay for it yourself."
The dark hound wrapped in a cloak added another sentence.
"Damn it, I got injured during your Red Demon Clan experience project, do we still have to pay for treatment ourselves?"
A guest with an injured elbow asked, his face still a little red.
"The script killing experience projects in this village are all guests' voluntary participation. This is the disclaimer signed by you when participating in the hero rescue beauty experience project."
In response to this, Papato took out a prepared disclaimer from his arms, and it stated that any injuries sustained during the experience should be taken care of by the guests themselves.
I don’t know if it was intentional or accidental, but next to the disclaimer I took out was not another disclaimer, but a chargeable item recording the customer’s heroic appearance in rescuing the beauty.
"What, our embarrassing scene just now was recorded by you with a photo stone?"
Seeing this thing, another customer's expression changed.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I got the wrong one."
Papato realized belatedly and wanted to take back the photo-charging program book, but his hand was grabbed.
"Speak clearly."
"Well, of course."
"What about the image stone?"
"It has been handed over to the guest who paid the bill for this experience for you."
Hearing this, the expressions of the two guests at the village gate changed, and they finally realized that their friend's warm invitation to them to come to the Red Devil Village to experience the story of a hero saving a beauty was a big mistake.
The two of them gritted their teeth and talked about how they wanted to settle accounts with that damn fat man, while Papato was actively promoting the script-killing experience project in his village.
Speaking of which, if there are friends around the two of them who need to experience this kind of project, and they also need to record photos of their friends' "heroes saving beauty", they can feel free to recommend coming to the Red Devil Village.
"Recommended by regular customers, you can get a 20% discount, and you can also pay for this service for your friends and family, including signing a liability waiver."
After hearing this, the two guests immediately spent money to buy a new script-killing experience service, bought a monster rampage script-killing experience project for their good friend who was still in the village, and booked an ultra-high-definition photo shoot Stone's Recording Services.
"The original price is 30W Eris, the current price is 24W Eris, thank you for your patronage~"
Huihui and others who came over and were about to settle accounts with Huoshui Dongyin and the two were stunned when they saw this scene.
"Is this okay?"
"Of course. Our village's script-killing experience project focuses on building deeper relationships between people. Guests can pay for their friends, thereby engaging in passionate interactions of friendship!"
The old principal of the Red Demon Tribe stroked the beard on his chin and said with a proud look.
"Principal, are you sure this is a passionate interaction of friendship, not a passionate interaction of friendship?"
Youyou was a little skeptical.
"Ahem, friendship that cannot withstand the test is not considered friendship, and similarly, other feelings that cannot withstand the test are not feelings."
The old principal subconsciously turned his gaze away and said.
"What other feelings are there?"
Darkness asked curiously.
"For example, in love, in times of crisis, guests can stand up for the female companion around them, thereby demonstrating their own masculinity."
Papato answered Darkness's inquiry at this time.
"What's the result?"
Little Princess Alice asked curiously.
"In order to better reflect the masculinity of our guests, we specially released the petrified griffon over there.
However, the aristocratic young man who bought this service had a weak mentality. When faced with a griffon (a monster that even an advanced professional might not be able to master alone), he simply abandoned his favorite girl and ran away.
However, in the end we succeeded in promoting a love affair. The abandoned aristocratic girl successfully fell in love with the young male guard who saved her. It is said that she has now eloped with the young male guard. ”
Papato's words made everyone present look at each other, and the two injured guests looked at each other, not knowing what they were thinking, and took out another sum of money.
"I have a friend who has a lover who is my childhood sweetheart. I want to give them a gift of true love for their relationship!"
"Sending congratulatory gifts is fake, but wanting to tear others apart is real?!"
Megumin immediately complained about the sinister intentions of this stranger.
"A relationship that cannot withstand the test is not a relationship at all. If it were me, I would protect her even if I die!"
With this firm tone, the man seemed to be showing his sincerity towards his childhood sweetheart. It was only when the end came that the man carefully asked Papato.
"Well, are you sure your village's script-killing experience project won't kill customers?"
"No, but if you want to show your masculinity to your customers, you will definitely get hurt."
"Isn't there a temple chief priest stationed in your village?"
"The other party's charges are more expensive."
"Oh, it's expensive. My family owns a jewelry store and I never know what expensive is..."
. . . .
"Hey, you have a broken leg. If you want to cure it, you need to pay 2.4 million Eris."
"Ah, I just broke a leg. In temples in other cities, the treatment for this injury would cost up to 200,000 Eris, which is as high as the sky!"
"Ha, then you can go to other city temples for treatment, but don't blame me for not reminding you. If you delay the treatment of your leg injury, even if it is cured later, you may become a lame.
Guest, you don’t want to become a lame just to save money, right? "Can it be cheaper?" ”
"Of course. As long as you sign this agreement, you and I will be brothers and sisters. We will only charge a 10% discount for the brothers and sisters' treatment fees, and we will give you zero. You only need to pay 200,000 Eris. Come on. , this dear guest, would you like to join our sect and become one of us?”
Arriving at the temple, Broly and others saw a blond female priest reporting an extremely high treatment fee to a customer with an injured leg, and then offered a discount for joining the religion. Forcing the guest in front of him to sign a teaching agreement.
And this style of work seemed to have been seen by everyone in the morning.
Looking towards the direction of the temple, sure enough, the religion stationed in the Red Devil Village is Aqua's sect in this world - the Axis Cult.
Skin injuries start at RMB 100,000, and slightly more serious injuries start at RMB 1,000,000. If you don't want to pay for such unfair treatment, you have to join the Axis cult.
"If you believe in the great goddess of water, Aqua, you can enjoy a discount on the intimate healing services of the beautiful saint Cecily, a branch of the Axis Cult in the Scarlet Devil Village~"
Seeing a group of guests coming, a female priest hurriedly came forward and handed over a leaflet with a picture. On the leaflet, the female priest was sweet and moving, like an angel in white.
But look over there, they are holding a teaching agreement, pressing harder and harder, forcing customers who cannot afford the high treatment fees to join the teaching, just like a rough woman who forces a good girl to become a prostitute and uses the image of a black-hearted loan company.
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"Ahaha, you are indeed my loyal and lovely believers!"
Aqua put her hands on her hips and laughed a little proudly.
"How about it, dear guests, are you interested in joining the Cult? If you join our Axis Cult now, we will also give you a ticket to draw the Holy Sword from our partner Red Demon Clan, a dinner at the Underwear Tavern, and a ticket to the Succubus Hot Spring Hotel. Mixed bathing hot spring ticket~"
The female missionaries are very active in promoting the Axis Religion, and the gifts mentioned are all the projects that the local girl from the Red Devil Tribe mentioned before coming here to deceive tourists from outside the area. Although some of the names have been changed, It's obviously the same kind of thing.
"Sorry, I am an Eris Cultist..."
"Bah, you bastard of the Eris Cult, wasting my time!"
Before Eris finished speaking, the shoes on her feet were almost spat on. The originally gentle and approachable female missionary showed an expression of disgust as she looked at garbage.
"Ah, how could you do this? We, the Eris Cult..."
Seeing this, Darkness immediately stepped forward to protect her goddess. Well, it seemed wrong. She just wanted to be looked at as trash, but she squirmed under the gaze of the female priest, showing a look of enjoyment. .
"My name is Aqua, I am the goddess of the Axis Cult, and my disciples are also followers of the Axis Cult."
"Hey, it turns out you are a church member. However, calling yourself a goddess is disrespectful. Of course, the great and kind Lady Aqua will definitely not punish you for this."
"Well, I am really Aqua, your goddess."
"Well, they look very similar. Your COS Water Goddess costume is simply awesome. We are already fully aware of your admiration for the goddess. Here are some cooperation tickets between us and the Red Demon Tribe, which are given to you and your disciples. This little brother who is also a church member is fine.”
The members of the Axis Cult are not hypocritical towards the Eris believers, but they are very enthusiastic towards fellow members of the Axis Cult.
After a while, Aqua and Broly's hands were stuffed with a bunch of business tickets for the cooperation between the Axis Cult and the Red Devil Clan stationed in the Red Devil Village.
"I'll tell you secretly that the Red Demon Clan's script-killing experience project is very dangerous. These people's brains are somewhat seriously ill, and they use extremely dangerous monsters. If you don't want to experience thrills and excitement, it's best not to buy this services, and at the same time, be aware that others may purchase such services for you.”
The female priest came closer and quietly reminded Aqua and Broly that traveling in the Scarlet Demon Country was risky.
"Hey, I can hear it!"
Megumin complained.
"Oh ho ho, we are all our own people, don't mind too much. After all, if someone pays for the high treatment fees in the temple, we in the Axis Sect and you, the Red Demon Clan, will be evenly divided."
The priestess left in embarrassment.
"What is this called? Working together in collusion and collusion?"
Miss Lich tilted her head.
"What kind of collusion and collusion? This is obviously a strong alliance!"
Aqua rolled her eyes at her.
In this world, two groups with problematic minds have cooperated.
However, the Axis Cult believed that there was something wrong with the Red Demons' brains and did not recruit them into the cult.
Instead, they cooperated with them. The Red Devils' dangerous project was responsible for recovering the wounded, while the Axis Cult was responsible for healing the wounded.
Of course, if you don't forget to preach when you heal, those who don't accept the preaching will have to pay more for treatment.
So far, in the Red Devil Township area where there are many dangerous monsters, except for the Axis Cult, whose archbishop is the Master of Sad Wind, who can communicate with monsters through intimate communication, and even make some high-level monsters feel fear, No other sect has come to this place to preach, let alone build a temple here so that the glory of God can shine in this dangerous area.
"This guest, your arm is injured."
"Uh, it's just a skin injury."
"Even if it is a skin injury, it must be treated well."
The other two guests have been targeted, and one of them, whose family owns a jewelry store and said he never knew what expensive was, has been enthusiastically dragged into the Axis Cult temple by the female priest.
"The great water goddess Aqua, please give your blessing and heal the injuries of this lost lamb in front of you."
Not to mention, the temple priest of the Axis Cult is indeed very accomplished in hydrotherapy magic. The wounds on the man's arms healed at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Thank you for your patronage, four hundred thousand Eris."
"What, you want 400,000 from me for this little injury?"
"This is a magical skill. If the customer cannot afford it, he or she can choose to join the religion. We will charge a fee of 40,000 yuan."
"Ah, this, but I didn't agree to you treating my injury just now?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Cecily, the blond priestess of the branch of the Axis Cult who had already recruited people to the cult, jumped over immediately.
"You bastard, do you want to take advantage of our Axis Cult?"
"Ah, you are unreasonable!"
"Ha, let me ask, have you been healed of your injuries?"
"Uh, yes."
"Is there anything wrong with us collecting your money?"
"But I was pulled in to treat the injury."
"I don't care about this. Anyway, you have to pay the money for the treatment of the injury. As for if you don't have money to pay the bill, then just choose to join the religion for me. Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude to you, a bastard. Do you understand?"
The saint of Axis Cult pulled her face close, pulled the man's collar, and warned the man in front of her with a fierce expression.
"Hey, hey, Aqua, your followers are preaching like this, but you don't care?"
Megumin asked.
"Hey, no matter what, isn't this way of preaching very good?"
Aqua looked at her with some confusion.
(End of chapter)