Chapter 83 Brother Ran explains that the poem "On the God of AD" comes out! (1W5 please subscribe monthly ticket)
After Chu Ran posted this Weibo, Meiko and others did not understand the meaning of the little story written by Chu Ran.
After Ming Kai took a look, he immediately spat out the meat skewers he had just eaten in his mouth and burst into laughter.
"Damn it, Xiaoran, you can ride a horse and write stories better than Andersen!"
"Hahaha." Abu smiled from ear to ear, "Xiao Ran, this time I am really jealous of your talent. You have four tumors in one shot. You are really a fucking genius!"
Chu Ran shook his shoulders and continued to enjoy his meal. After a few minutes of posting on his Weibo, Chu Ran's Weibo story was finally translated after the brainstorming of many netizens.
In an instant, Chu Ran’s Weibo exploded!
[Damn it, after looking at it for a long time, it turns out that Teacher Pu Duoduo is Liu! 】
[Ah hahaha, no, steal, steal, I want to make an adaptation, there are only a few people here, too few! Doesn't get my approval. 】
[Laughing loudly, the tumor is getting bigger every day, Nuomiji is trying his best every day, Void World wins the championship, but is Sun Yalong really cheated? And what kind of game is Yuanshen? 】
[Don't worry, since it is produced by Brother Ran, it must be a curse word. From now on, if you call others smart, you will say that they are played by Wan Yuanshen. 】
[Don’t tell me, I feel it will happen sooner or later. His wife has been in the scene and her appearance is not that good. 】
[Pfft, what a genius! By the way, will Uzi run a marathon with his body type? The possibility of riding a horse is definitely a hype! 】
[Retire, Brother Ran, becoming a professional player will bury your talent! 】
After seeing Chu Ran's Weibo, some GSL and IG fans were so angry that their lungs exploded and they gasped crazily.
[I, CNM, are a beast! Does anyone go to EDG and stab this beast to death? 】
[Winning the game is amazing? Can you taunt me if you win the game? I admit that we were wrong when we said you were top laner Uzi, and some people mocked you before the game, but you have already won the game, what else are you going to do! Is it disgusting to make up a story about yin and yang? 】
[You are so good at editing, then why don’t you write a book? Get out of LPL! 】
[Facts aside, isn’t there nothing wrong with you? 】
[Bathing and drinking milk bother you, right? Puppies are two runners-up in the S competition, and you are a Solo champion on a horse. Are you jealous? 】
[I have reported it. If the official does not ban this, it means that the LPL is completely ruined. I will directly support the LCK. 】
At the same time, RNG club.
Mala Xiangguo suddenly roared, "Damn it, I posted it on Weibo."
Ding~
Uzi, who had just returned, immediately turned gloomy when he heard Mala Xiangguo's words.
Seeing the spicy hot pot smile again, Uzi couldn't help clenching his fists. He opened Weibo and saw Chu Ran's news. The first half made him smile, but when he saw the back, the smile on his face stopped abruptly.
His face turned rosy in a flash of lightning, turning purple, and the temperature of the entire RNG training room suddenly rose.
"What a beast!!"
Uzi smashed the table crazily. Xiaohu ran away when he saw him now, so he could only take out his anger on the table.
Bang bang bang!
The table is under pressure that he shouldn't be under at this age.
"I must beat him, labor and management must beat him! When the game comes, I will kill him ten times, no, twenty times!" Uzi was really furious this time.
If the anger value was 80 before, this time it has soared to 120, breaking through the sky!
"I want to play Jhin, I want to play Jhin and stomp on EDG's head!"
Uzi looked ferocious, a little hysterical, and almost fainted from anger. He quickly took a sip of rock sugar and snow pear to cool down.
On the other side, Sun Yalong was furious when he saw Chu Ran's Weibo and said that he would be cuckolded. This was simply an insult to his character. Seeing that someone had already spread it, he had no way to sue Chu Ran because Chu Ran's Weibo No real names are used in the blog.
“What a beast of CNM!”
"Okay, I just told you that you can just watch the show at that time. You have to get involved. This is not a boomerang." Sika spread his hands, feeling helpless, "Hurry up and make a statement. In the field of public opinion, There is no truth or falsehood, identification is fact.”
As long as something spreads, no matter whether it is true or not, if more netizens believe it, then it is true.
"I wasn't just looking at the traffic volume of the beast." Sun Yalong roared through gritted teeth. He felt that he was already a beast enough for raping his daughter, but he didn't expect that there was someone more beastly than him.
A Weibo post was posted immediately.
Weibo Deyunse-Xiaoxiao:
[Regarding unfair Internet rumors, I hope everyone will not spread false rumors. My wife is clean and pure, and she is strict with herself. Rumors stop only for the wise, so don’t think too much. 】
As soon as it was posted, Sun Yalong received a comment reminder.
When he opened it, he saw Chu Ran's reply, which suddenly made Sun Yalong's blood pressure rise.
Chu Ran: [Okay! 】
"I wish you were so numb!"
【Red temperature value +234】
Sun Yalong was so angry that he broke his guard, but after he calmed down, he couldn't help but start to doubt. Recently, his wife had been having a heated fight with a game CP every day. Could something really be going on?
At the same time, PDD was so angry when he saw Chu Ran's Weibo that he smashed the mouse. What happened to him having a tumor?
Sheltering head doesn't have cancer. Could it be that his father has cancer?
"Hey." PDD's eyes were stunned, "My dad will have the tumor from now on."
On the other side, in the IG Club, Su Xiaoluo directly began to output firepower.
"You are really a loser. You can't even beat EDG. What an SSR! A loser! Song Yijin, have you tried your best?"
Rooike was a little confused and spread his hands, "How else should I try my best!"
Hearing this, Su Xiaoluo could only roar a few more times and immediately picked up the phone.
"Hey, hey, good boss, our IG will definitely rise in the summer split. Yes, I found another SSR. Yes, yes, yes. He used to play AD. I found that his jungler is very talented. His name is Ning."
"Why do you call this name? Ning has a wall in her heart?"
"No, tranquil Ning, when the time comes our IG will directly use the trident, invincible."
After hanging up the phone, Su Xiaoluo looked at Jacklove, the trident's halberd, and didn't know what he was laughing at. He probably wouldn't be able to touch EDG in the spring split, and they were going to beat the shit out of EDG in the summer split.
Yu Wenbo was currently commenting on the EDGVSIG rating post posted by Kangba Chu Ran. He turned to the page where Chu Ran was evaluated and edited it immediately.
[One hundred hunks, I'll give him a hundred hunks, I'm jealous of this guy's talent! Great, needless to say! 】
At the same time, on the other side, the EDG club.
Chu Ran Zhengyi answered the questions of Ming Kai and others sternly, "Don't talk nonsense, you can say that I fired anyone, but Sun Yalong, this beast, must thank me."
"Why?"
"You will know then."
He asked Sun Yalong to discover the traces of his wife's cheating early, so why don't you thank him?
"Don't say it's time. Take it easy when you explain tomorrow. I'm afraid you might kill someone." Abu's eyes were filled with resentment. He really admired the official's clever mind.
Uzi played against LGD and invited Chu Ran to commentate. Isn't this a direct explosion of traffic?
"Don't worry, I am very serious when I explain."
After that, Chu Ran looked at his red temperature value, which was a little over 6W.
"Are these GSLs really not angry? It's too much."
IG fans and some GSL only provide him with so much. Looking at his comment area, it is true that GSL is much less than before.
"I'll let you all break the defense tomorrow, hum."
Thinking of this, Chu Ran added all six attribute points to his reaction ability, and it instantly became 91 points. The feeling at that moment was, in two words, invincible!
The next day, the wind was calm and the sun was shining brightly, and the Main Square was packed with people.
"Hello, everyone, welcome to the match between RNG and LGD in the 2017 League of Legends LPL Spring Regular Season. I am the commentator Miller."
"I am the commentator Wang Duoduo."
Miller wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. He was on pins and needles now. He didn't feel so much pressure when Uzi was sitting next to him, but it was different today. A heavyweight came here.
Just a few days after debuting in the LPL, it turned the LPL upside down and made countless people miserable.
To use popular words on the Internet, he is rectifying the LPL. I heard that yesterday, Sun Yalong and PDD were suspended indefinitely.
Miller is a little worried about his broadcasting career.
Take a deep breath!
"In addition to our two commentators today, we also invited a special guest. Let us welcome Easy with the warmest applause!"
There was a sudden silence in the venue, and the barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly stopped rolling.
Countless GSL people never thought that Chu Ran would come to commentate on this game.
"Hello everyone, I am EDG's top laner Easy."
The next second, the scene and live broadcast room exploded.
[Holy shit, LPL really understands traffic! Are they crazy? Let Ran Zhu explain RNG vs. LGD! 】
[Hahaha, I knew it, don’t scream GSL, you bathing dogs can explain EDG, but our EDG players can’t explain RNG? 】
[That’s right, it doesn’t make sense. Being a guest commentator is just for bathing dogs? 】
[This is an episode of the program that has great effects. I must listen to this episode carefully and cherish it. I have never had such a wonderful start! 】
At this moment, Uzi, who was staying backstage, saw Chu Ran explaining, and his whole body became a powder keg. "Nary, the official is sick, right? However, he is qualified to commentate on my game. Can he understand AD? He!"
"Don't be willful, adjust your mentality, and fight hard. He will naturally not be able to catch any opportunities to attack."
After hearing what Firefox said, Uzi thought to himself, it just so happened that today he would let everyone see how he defeated Imp.
Imp, an ancient champion AD who only knows how to play mice, has no gold content at all!
As time passed, players from both sides appeared on the stage, and Miller and Wang Duoduo discussed which team they thought had a higher winning rate, "Teacher Duoduo, who do you think has a greater chance of winning today?"
"I think RNG. I have always been a fan of RNG, so I naturally support RNG."
Before Wang Duoduo spoke, he and Miller looked at Chu Ran together.
Ah, no, aside from the question of whether you are a Duoduo teacher, you are a shitty RNG fan. Can a negative fan be considered a fan?
Looking at the confused faces of the two of them, Chu Ran smiled and said, "Why, you two are not fans of RNG? Then you are just cheating."
Blanch!
There is something wrong with this man.
Miller was a little sweaty at this time. Fortunately, Wang Duoduo responded quickly. Neither GSL nor Zhuza could afford to offend them. He quickly said: "We are fans of the LPL, and our commentary must be neutral and objective."
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"Ah, yes, yes." Miller nodded one after another like a chicken pecking at rice.
BP has just started. After hearing the conversation between Chu Ran and Miller Wang Duoduo, many people in the live broadcast room became excited again.
[Wang Duoduo and Miller Alexander! Hahaha. 】
[Miller: I have never felt so much pressure while commentating on the LPL World Championship. 】
[Shen Ta Ma is either a fan of RNG or a chuanzi. The essence of GSL was learned by Brother Ran. 】
[Professional players, anchors, hosts, now it’s the commentator’s turn, no one can escape! 】
After a period of silence, Miller and Wang Duoduo quickly changed the topic to BP, but they had just analyzed a few words when they were interrupted by Chu Ran.
"Oh? What does RNG say here!"
"Lucian was brought out directly on the second floor. Mala Xiangguo, you are so brave, you dare to play Lucian as a jungler! But Lucian as a jungler was first developed by Uzi players and has a game understanding that is 100 versions higher than other players."
"What do you say! Do you want to lock it? I think Lucian can really play."
"Think back then, if Uzi hadn't personally ordered the generals, Lucian might still be playing AD in the bottom lane, but it doesn't matter, the jungle has a brighter future for him!"
"Did anyone object to Lucian's jungle jungle back then? Yes! And there were quite a few such people, but they were all wiped out by Uzi fans, unless these people don't want nationality!"
hiss--!
After hearing Chu Ran's machine gun-like explanation, Miller and Wang Duoduo couldn't help but move their buttocks. It was so annoying.
And when Chu Ran said these words, the whole place exploded in an instant!
【Fuck! Damn it, new Bible, inscribed on World Heritage List! Apply for World Heritage! 】
[No, I’m going to protest, I’m going to post on Weibo, it’s just started and it’s so explosive! 】
[Hahaha, I laughed so hard. How did Brother Ran come up with these saucy words? 】
[Brothers, please click on the report. It doesn’t matter if you don’t watch this live broadcast, it will affect my mood. 】
[He who is riding the horse, can you please shut up the beast? Is this person mentally ill? 】
[The sea and the sky are vast, but you are paralyzed. Orphans are orphans. I suggest that the animals be sent to Africa overnight. 】
[It’s hopeless. Chinese e-sports will be ruined by people like this sooner or later. 】
Following a heated debate on the barrage, RNG finally chose Sivir to face Imp's big-mouthed Gablon.
"Oh, this bottom lane is interesting. A real dog fights a dog in a game. As the saying goes, when two tigers fight, there will be a winner. So two dogs are not allowed to appear in this bottom lane!"
Miller and Wang Duoduo broke into cold sweat and fell into silence.
How do they answer this?
They really wanted to escape from the commentary booth today, but the official did not inform them in advance that Chu Ran would be the guest commentator today. If they had known earlier, they would not have come.
But there is no way, they can't really remain silent in this commentary box.
"The two sides here did not invade at the beginning, but Emiy's open jungle route."
Before Miller could finish speaking, Chu Ran suddenly let out a roar of thunder, which startled Miller.
"Eimy! What do you want, you wild king? Do you still want to catch your mantis at the second level? There is a chance!"
Chu Ran's excited voice sounded again.
"Yes! What is Uzi doing, what is he playing? How come he is over the line at the beginning? How can you be over the line without a jungler!"
"Eimy's Mantis comes over here, and he flashes and becomes passive with Hirano Ayabulon. Oh my God! Player Uzi believes in his own positioning so much that he refuses to hand over this flash to his grave until death! Maybe Uzi's flash is different from ours. It’s different, the longer his flash is idle, the shorter the CD will be.”
"A beautiful second-level catch! Just hit Uzi and get the second-level catch. It's obvious that Eimy got the true inheritance from the Clearlove player, the disciple of the pig factory!"
"Imp got the first blood. I'm an Uzi player and I don't want to play! Xiao Ming, what are you doing? Why don't you help me block Braum's Q! Why does the top laner lose TP when fighting in the bottom lane? Really, in this kind of situation How do teammates play? ”
“I couldn’t play any more, so I hung up and took a shower to cool down.”
Miller and Wang Duoduo moved their buttocks again, at least twice the normal distance from Chu Ran.
And all of a sudden, the barrage in the live broadcast room was filled with all kinds of question marks and GSL's greetings about Chu Ran's genealogy.
[I laughed so much that I burst out laughing. When I heard such an exciting explanation, when I listened carefully, it was full of scum and there was no neutrality or objectivity at all. 】
[Hahahaha, Uzi, please learn more, your explanation of Brother Ran has no program effect at all. 】
[Alas, where is it that being slapped in the face like crazy is not the effect? 】
[GSL is blowing up, I feel like the live broadcast room is going to be gone. 】
[Miller, you’re a bastard, you’re just going to talk to Ran Zhu alone? 】
[I'm at the scene. Can someone tell me how to get to the commentary room? Here comes the opportunity to kill the beast alone. 】
[I have disabled the report button, and there is no official response at all, right? Can you please shut up! 】
The game time flew by in the blink of an eye, and Uzi, who had delivered first blood, looked slightly red and cursed crazily in his voice.
Seeing that Chu Ran was constantly outputting, Miller and Wang Duoduo quickly looked for opportunities.
"Oh my God, the puppy's development is so amazing. It killed Imp more than ten times after it died." Miller exclaimed, "This is it"
"This is Uzi!"
Miller looked at Chu Ran with wide eyes, full of confusion.
"8 minutes into the game, I saw Uzi eat two toads, a group of three wolves, a river crab, and go to the middle to eat a wave of soldiers! I am Mala Xiang Guo and I don’t want to play anymore. Can I play this?"< br>
"Eimy on the other side is so strong, she can actually counter my wild monsters constantly."
puff!
Wang Duoduo and Miller, like countless viewers, couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Really, if Chu Ran retires and becomes a commentator, he will be a genius as a commentator.
Everyone was laughing at the scene and in the live broadcast room, Hong Wen was Hong Wen, and the two sides also ushered in the first dragon fight, which was a fire dragon, and neither side wanted to let go.
Immediately after RNG went on the road, Letme's tree gave up two waves of troops and came to the frontal battlefield, catching LGD off guard and allowing Uzi to get two heads.
Wang Duoduo immediately recited a poem, which made GSL excited.
"Good poems, good poems, many teachers are talented, but my little brother is not. I also prepared a poem for this explanation."
Miller, like many viewers, was stunned, and Wang Duoduo had a bad premonition in his heart, "Oh, Easy contestants can write poems?"
"Lergerine, limerick."
"Then you might as well say it and listen."
"Then you're showing off your embarrassment?"
Looking at Chu Ran's devilish mouth, Miller and Wang Duoduo looked at each other. Everyone at the scene and in the live broadcast room came to expect it. They heard Chu Ran clear his throat and speak suddenly.
"Poem title: On the God of AD!"
In an instant, everyone's hearts trembled!
"The first step to play AD well is to wear Queshi diapers!"
“The pink headphones are stuck on my head, and I hang up my phone while taking a shower, and I’ll hurt my friends!”
"Rock sugar, snow pear, beer belly, shampoo and Johnson shower gel!"
“It’s cool to have all three ways, let’s speed up the game!”
"Hong Wen gnawed her hand to death in anger, and drank milk during halftime to cool down!"
"After the game, you are mad at your teammates and animals, and Void is the only way to become a god!"
(End of chapter)