Chapter 84 LPL talents total ten stones, but Brother Ran has twelve of them! I'm not a dog god!
Chu Ran's words shocked everyone on the Internet!
When Chu Ran finished reading the poem, no matter whether it was the commentary booth, the audience seats, or the live broadcast rooms of major platforms, they all fell into deathly silence!
Miller and Wang Duoduo's eyes widened and they couldn't help but swallowed. They felt that the chairs were very hot.
I can’t go on with my commentary today!
Chu Ran took a sip of water, looked at Wang Duoduo, and immediately grinned, "Teacher Duoduo, how is my poem doing?"
How about it?
You are a genius when riding a horse. You should not be in the competition seat, just retire and become a commentator.
It seemed like there had been silence for a century. Suddenly, thousands of thunders broke the deathly silence. Everyone who came to watch the game burst into laughter and cheered crazily for Chu Ran's ID.
The more spectators at the game were GSL, and every face was filled with anger, which directly set the entire Super Brand Plaza hall on fire. They stood up angrily, and their roars echoed through the sky.
"Ranhu, labor and management CNM, where is the commentary seat? Labor and management are going to chop this bastard to death!"
"Ranhu, you have the ability to ride on a horse. Are you a poet on a horse? You still ride on a horse and write poems!"
"Come out of the commentary box if you dare to write poetry and have the ability!"
"Get out of the LPL!"
“Can the official Taima tell Ranhu to shut up? If Ranhu doesn’t shut up, I will never buy tickets for LPL games in the future!”
"Whether you want to watch it or not, some people will watch it if you don't want to watch it. GSL is so stupid!"
"One more song! One more song! I beg you, brother, one more song, my head is so itchy!"
All of a sudden, angry shouts from GSL could be heard one after another, but the cheers from many musicians also continued endlessly.
The huge noise made Uzi feel it in the competition seat. He thought the audience was cheering for his operation, so he immediately raised the corners of his mouth and chewed gum harder.
Fujii's official staff were all dumbfounded. He just wanted Chu Ran to come over to attract traffic. Who asked Chu Ran to write poetry?
And this poem.
"Holy shit, genius, a poem perfectly illustrates Uzi's current career."
The person in charge clapped their hands suddenly, with shock in their eyes. As for the commotion at the scene, they just let it go.
If Chu Ran was really carried down, it would not be a waste of the poem Chu Ran specially made for this commentary.
He also felt lucky for his decision to invite Chu Ran as a guest. His talent was not inferior to Chu Ran's.
At this moment, the poem Chu Ran just mentioned has appeared in major online forums, causing a bloody storm in Kangba, Hupu, Weibo and other forums. From this moment on.
The dispute between Zhuzai, GSL and other black fans has become even more intense. From comments on major forums to event live broadcast rooms, the event live broadcast rooms on several platforms have been beaten to collapse by them.
[I live in Bengbu, jealous of this guy’s talent! Do you really have no creative bottleneck? 】
[The LPL talent totals one stone, but this guy Easy has taken over twelve of it, and the others owe him two! 】
[What a rhyme, Brother Ran, you are so rhyming, you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination! 】
[Wang Duoduo, come on, aren’t you very good at reading poems? Hurry up and write a poem about him! We still want to hear it! 】
[He is known as the king of poetry. His poems pierce his heart, making him laugh and cry.jpg. 】
[It’s really hard to hold on. Who would have thought that this guy wrote a poem specifically for this competition. 】
[Listen to my advice, professional players are in too deep a position. Change your career to be a commentator. As long as you commentate, I guarantee to watch the game every day. 】
[We congratulate Easy player for once again creating two Bibles and a classic verse for Uzi and GSL today, and we recommend joining the LPL commentary exam! applaud! 】
Seeing the comments from these bastards and fun-loving people, GSL really exploded and became furious this time.
Started to have seizures immediately.
As long as anything related to Chu Ran can escape the fate of being reported, no matter it is a person or a platform.
The person in charge of Weibo, Huya and other platforms received thousands of reports in just a few minutes. Some GSLs even jointly went to the Cyberspace Administration of China to report. They wanted Chu Ran to get out of the LPL, otherwise he would be ruined. Chinese e-sports.
The entire network was filled with smoke, and the commentary stage entered relative silence. Miller and Wang Duoduo were restless.
Hearing Chu Ran's speaking speed like a machine gun, it was very hot.
They suspected that Chu Ran was not explaining, but breathing fire.
Charizard is in this state of Chu Ran.
Sweat continued to flow from their foreheads and dripped on the ground.
At this moment, the game came to 13 minutes, and the bottom lane was changed to the middle lane, but suddenly LGD made a wave of changes, making Chu Ran immediately exclaimed in excitement.
"It's broken! LGD is going to attack Uzi!"
"Wei Shen's plane did a great job! He directly carried the explosive pack and destroyed the so-called city wall of Letme Dashu. The city wall of Lemte is not good! It's a shabby project. Where did Dashu's economy go? Has the military line been destroyed? ADC is corrupt! ”
"Jinoo's Titan is here, flash to Sivir's ultimate move, the giant anchor takes action, Uzi moves, he moves wildly, E skill blocks the Titan's hook, but the Titan's ultimate move explodes! Imp follows the output, his small The dog did more damage than the other puppy, and Wei Shen sat down directly!”
"What is Xiao Ming doing! Give me a lantern!!"
"The lantern was thrown out, oh my god! When Titan's real eye was inserted, Uzi couldn't pick up the lantern! What was Uzi doing? Hiss, he directly chose to output on the spot! His flash button may be broken, so Uzi didn’t hand over the flash!”
"Unfair, referee! Where is the referee!" Chu Ran was filled with indignation at this moment, and exclaimed: "Uzi player's flash key is broken, why don't you pause, I ask for Uzi player to change the keyboard, and go back in time and space."< br>
"Ah? The keyboard is not broken?"
Chu Ran's tone was full of doubts, and then he roared loudly.
"Too strong, this is Uzi! The reason why this wave of flash failed is because he thought of the next wave at this moment, and his flash is preparing for the next wave! As expected, the on-the-spot reaction ability of the world's number one ADC is enough for me It takes an ordinary person a lifetime to learn, but Uzi won’t be able to learn it!”
As Chu Ran raised his arms and shouted, both Miller and Wang Duoduo were stunned.
Chu Ran was probably not the reincarnation of Tang Seng. The frequency and density of the explanations made it impossible for them to interrupt even if they wanted to.
The director gave a close-up of the RNG game table and found that Uzi's face suddenly turned red and his lips were still moving rapidly. Judging from the shape of his mouth, he seemed to be criticizing his teammates, but Chu Ran's mouth that had just paused opened again. .
"Here he comes, Mad Puppy, he has evolved to the extreme! Some people's badges are courage and hope. Uzi's badge is red and warm anger. There is no time to grieve for the dead Mad Puppy. Now we are ushering in The ultimate body—Red Warm Dog!”
hiss--!
Miller and Wang Duoduo took a sharp breath, their eyes were like bells staring at Chu Ran, and there was a hint of fear on their faces.
They really wanted to carry Chu Ran down with the chair.
God, come and save them!
The barrages on all major platforms were like fireworks, with gongs and drums noisy!
[Hahahaha, God is on horseback, can you please stop being so funny! 】
[No way, my prostate juice is dripping with laughter,]
【66666, I really can’t pick up this lantern! 】
[Is the army line being corrupted by the ADC? Take a look, can the LPL commentators learn more! 】
[The beast will definitely die violently tonight, I said, otherwise I will go to the EDG club and stab him to death. 】
[Ranhu, after the game is over, if you can, don’t leave. 】
[Labour and management are at the commentary desk right now. However, you can step on the horse and open the door. If you have the ability to start a group, you have the ability to open the door! 】
At the same time, RNG was at the competition table.
Malaxiangguo's face was also quite rosy. He made a huge contribution. After Uzi was caught and killed in the second level, he just kept playing in the bottom lane. He gave up all the resources in the jungle. As a result, Uzi died suddenly in the middle lane. .
Are you having fun?
At this moment, Xiao Huhu felt warmth on both sides, as if summer had arrived. He quickly took out magic-resistant shoes and then an Explorer arm guard.
The temperature is too high, strengthen the double resistance to avoid being burned. As this wave of team battles ended, the advantage that RNG finally gained was completely gone, and only Uzi's Sivir could be seen continuing to develop.
Seeing Uzi's behavior, Miller quickly said, "RNG is a little burst now, but it doesn't matter, wait for the puppy's three-piece set."
"That's right!" Chu Ran nodded, "Wait for Uzi's three-piece suit, and then wait for the crystal to explode."
Damn it!
Miller pursed his lips, and he was a little red. How could he cooperate with Chu Ran to explain this.
Wang Duoduo pulled on Miller's sleeves and gestured with his eyes, instantly letting Miller understand the meaning.
Let Chu Ran play alone.
"Oh, wait, what are you doing, Brother Huzi? How can Syndra, Brother Huzi, produce magic-resistant shoes and a golden body? No, you are Mid Tiger! The number one mid laner in China in the LPL, is it the number one mid laner in China? Is this how you play? Now that spring is approaching, what are you doing? How can Uzi withstand LGD’s fire without losing Syndra’s output?”
"Is it necessary to play four guarantees and one when playing Syndra? Or Xiaohu is also asking God. Faced with a disadvantage, he prays to the Hall of Valor, and the only one who answers him is himself in the summer game!"
Hearing Chu Ran's words, countless viewers were really stunned. GSL was furious, but even Chu Ran's other anti-fans were blushing with laughter at this time.
Professional players from major clubs were shocked. Those clubs that had originally wanted to compete with Chu Ran suddenly gave up the idea.
Check out the 16-9 book bar to see the correct version!
I no longer have that strength verbally.
He can only train more and try to kill Chu Ran in the game.
In EDG Club, Abu and others were all dumbfounded, "No, buddy, what kind of species is Xiaoran! I don't understand, but I am shocked!"
"Maybe this is a genius. I wonder what Uzi and the others thought when they returned to the backstage and saw the clip of Xiaoran's commentary during this game." Mingkai smacked his mouth and became happy.
"Brother Kai, what are you enjoying? Maybe Brother Ran will shoot you soon."
Meiko's words immediately made Mingkai frightened, and he immediately watched the live broadcast room of the event.
At this time, the game has reached 23 minutes. Uzi's Sivir has already absorbed the blue knife and green fork in his hand, and is competing with Imp to seize the right to the mid lane. Both sides begin to compete around the baron.
Suddenly, Chu Ran's originally silent voice became high-pitched and excited again!
"Wait a minute, what is Mala Xiangguo going to do! His 0-4 prince plays like a 4-0 prince. Even at a disadvantage, he is still looking for opportunities. He would rather make a mistake than do nothing. ! He is going to break up with LGD!"
"The self-destructive jungler is well-deserved, and his target is directly at Imp who is clearing the lane in the middle. Uzi's Sivir puts a lot of pressure on the side! But it is a pity that the Mala Xiangguo is short by an inch, and the difference is a thousand miles away."
"Wait a minute, what is Uzi player going to do!" Chu Ran saw Sivir suddenly moving forward and exclaimed: "He is going to steal some of Imp's big mouth, but the big mouth equipment is also very luxurious, both sides come and go. , but Imp is obviously better!”
"This time Uzi handed over the flash, but Imp followed the flash! Oh my God! Big Mouth sprayed Uzi to death!"
"The puppy is causing trouble!!"
Chu Ran said this with a hint of crying in his tone, "This is Imp! Sure enough, there is a huge gap between the priest and the god. Your puppy and mine seem to be different!"
"In that case, we have to congratulate LGD. RNG, which we had high hopes for, fell into the hands of LGD! After all, God can't beat the priest. It is indeed a bloodline suppression."
Uzi's death did not replace Imp's big mouth. As soon as the one with four guarantees and one died, LGD took the opportunity to take down the baron. They were defeated again on the high ground in the middle, and RNG was defeated directly. This made countless GSLs roar even more madly.
Chu Ran's Weibo and live broadcast room both suffered explosions. He promised not to be angry anymore, but at this moment his defense was completely broken.
Looking at the five RNG players on the playing field.
Letme's right hand was constantly shaking, Uzi Hongwen bit her hand, Spicy Xiangguo leaned forward and gave Uzi a death stare, the little tiger in the middle fell into silence, and Pluto sighed helplessly.
The moment Uzi took off his headphones, he heard Chu Ran's words, "Let us congratulate LGD. We also hope that Uzi players can drink more AD calcium milk backstage to cool down and adjust their condition to bring us better performance." ! ”
Speaking of this, Chu Ran looked at Miller and Wang Duoduo and said in a deep voice: "Are you hungry? You showed me that I was hungry. I should have ordered takeout to explain, but I didn't allow it."
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Ignoring the sweaty expressions of Miller and Wang Duoduo, Chu Ran sighed softly, "What a pity. This kind of gluttonous feast is a rare sight in a century. Thank you player Uzi for bringing us delicious food, it's delicious! ”
As Chu Ran said these words, Wang Duoduo and Miller shook their heads violently, and the scene and live broadcast room exploded again!
[No, I'm going to die laughing in this live broadcast room, I can't stand it anymore. 】
[Why is this stupid man doing this? Where did he come from? His talent is so shocking! 】
[Mingkai, please abdicate. We, Zhuzai, will no longer serve you. From today on, we will change our name to Ranza! 】
[Haha, brothers, I recorded this game. When I lose my appetite in the future, I will often watch Chang Xin and fuck three big bowls! 】
RNG backstage lounge.
Uzi looked at Chu Ran's commentary clips that were all over the Internet, and his face turned the color of pig liver with anger. If his little chubby hands were stronger, he could probably shape the phone into a Samsung Note7.
Hearing a small smile coming from the background, Uzi blushed and yelled at the staff, "Where are you Gouba's smiling faces? Howling! Let me ask you, are you howling?!"
Xiaohu's face also became gloomy, "This person is really sick, can you please retire him? If this continues, it will destroy Chinese e-sports sooner or later."
“It’s all the manager’s damn fault, who asked him to let the dog out of RNG!”
When Uzi heard the excerpts of Chu Ran's commentary, especially the song "On the God of AD", his chubby face turned red and purple. He wished he could rush to the commentary room and beat Chu Ran up right now.
Malaxiangguo glanced at Uzi and didn't think about it.
Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with Uzi today. It's just a regular season game. If Uzi still dies like this in a big game, he will really complain.
At this moment, the hot searches on Weibo were directly dominated by Chu Ran’s explanation today.
#LucianBible! #
# on the god of AD! #
#EasyCommentary! #
There were thousands of comments for every click, and they were still rising. A GSL would post several comments in a row, and at this moment, the "ding dong" sound sounded again, which made Uzi and others feel a little bit in their hearts.
Who else can post on Weibo at this time?
Opening Weibo, Chu Ran's latest Weibo news immediately appeared in front of everyone.
Weibo EDG-Easy:
[Guys, I am EDG top laner Easy. I am at the game between RNG and LGD. I am very sad and angry at this time. As you all know, I have said before that I am a fan of God. The reason why I play professionally is to watch After reaching his VN, I successfully fell in love with the hero Rambo. 】
[But after seeing RNG lose, I was heartbroken and devastated. Especially there are some idiots on the Internet who are in Black God. As a loyal Uzi fan, I am here to appeal to everyone not to be in Black God. 】
[I have been a fan of Uzi for three years. Can I not know whether he can be a C player or whether he has ever been killed by a red-hot player? ! 】
[Isn’t he just good at it three times a year, and he dies suddenly in key games! He is only twenty years old, what crime does he have! 】
[Please be magnanimous and give him some time to prove it, and you will find that all the things netizens say are true! 】
It had only been two minutes since Chu Ran posted this Weibo, and there was an uproar in the comment area.
[6666, Xiao Heizi, your chicken feet are exposed, right? 】
[When I saw the first half, I thought I was really a fan. Oh, Daqing is the biggest anti-fan leader! 】
[Holy shit, Uzi died so many times in just the S game? It’s really a bit like living in Bengbu. 】
[Now I’d like to invite GSL to say something. Oh, why are you dumb? Aren’t you the number one ADC in the world? Why are there so many sudden deaths in the S game! 】
[Don’t be embarrassed, the puppy is looking for another chance, the puppy has entered the scene, the puppy is under control! The puppy is messing with you! Woohoo~】
When many GSLs saw the picture posted by Chu Ran, they immediately smashed everything they could in front of them crazily, and the report button was clicked by them.
In the RNG backstage lounge, Uzi saw this Weibo post on Xiaohu's mobile phone. He was so angry that he was shaking all over. With the commentary clip just now, he couldn't bear it anymore. Xiaohu looked at the words and immediately moved his thigh.
Unexpectedly, it was his mobile phone that suffered this time.
Xiaohu looked shocked!
"What a holy sword!"
(End of chapter)