Chapter 593 Are you going to ruin the Chinese cross talk?
Another day passed.
7pm.
Yu Yuyu mysteriously ran into Xu Xiyu's office, lay down directly on Xu Xiyu's desk, handed over a mobile phone and said: "Brother, I want to show you something."
"What?" Xu Xiyu put down the document and took the mobile phone she handed over.
I saw a video displayed on my phone, clicked to play, and instantly there was a burst of noisy and dynamic music.
Accompanied by the sound of music, there are men and women dancing together in swimsuits on the screen. Among these men are Li Xiangrui and Wu Jiming.
"Where did it come from? When did it happen?" Xu Xiyu raised his eyes in surprise.
"Today, during the day, there are three actors from the Ji Zi Branch and four from the Xiang Zi Branch, a total of seven actors from the Ji Xiang Club. Also, these two women are big fans of the Ji Xiang Club and often organize support activities.
This woman is a trainee who participated in the talent show before and never debuted; this is a little internet celebrity from Suoyin, this... this..."
Yu Yuyu laid her upper body on the table and pointed at the people on the screen to introduce them.
The more Xu Xiyu listened, the more miraculous it became, and she said happily: "How do you understand it so clearly?"
"This video was taken by my people. How about it? It's awesome." Yu Yuyu said and shook her head.
"If I remember correctly, quite a few of them are married. If this video of having sex with beauties in swimsuits on a yacht was released..." Xu Xiyu said and started to fast forward.
After watching the video in fast forward, Xu Xiyu said: "Is there anything else?"
"Yes, I was recording the whole process, but I couldn't capture any more exciting scenes. Except for Guo Jinwei's brother-in-law Zhang Jixing, who was holding a girl and nibbling her around, everyone else was cuddling and touching her."< br>
Seeing that Yu Yuyu was still a little regretful as he spoke, Xu Xiyu said happily: "That's enough. Just cuddle and touch her. By the way, put a code on the woman's face. We won't cause any trouble."
After saying that, he looked at his watch and murmured: "7 o'clock, the time is just right, this time is just right."
"I also think, hey, you're busy, I'll leave first. Oh, by the way, Guo Jinwei is performing at the Beijing Exhibition Center tonight, and I've prepared some surprises for him." After Yu Yuyu said this, he stretched out his hands and stood up straight. Then he ran out of the office in a hurry.
At the same time, Guo Jinwei on the other side was chatting with an old man with white hair backstage at the performance.
This old man's name is Zang Qingdong. He is the younger brother of cross talk master Shi Qingsheng. He is also the oldest person in the cross talk world. He is over 90 this year.
"Jin Wei, during this period, we have all seen your frustration. Don't worry, we are from the folk art industry, and we are not in the same circle as the film and television industry.
Some people are offended if they offend them. What can they do to us? It's unrealistic for us to come to the top to torment us, right? You are also recognized as an artist and have a higher status than him. ”
"Master, having said that, you have never dealt with him. He acts domineeringly and his size is not much bigger than the eye of a needle. I made a few jokes on him on stage and served him a drink in private to apologize.
But he refused to accept it and insisted that I publicly apologize online. I thought to myself that although there is no big or small thing on stage and rules are set off the stage, I am not a cross talk person, so I cannot follow these rules.
Since I have to apologize, I will apologize. As a result, I sent out three Weibo messages and he has not responded yet. What do you think this is? "Guo Jinwei said, showing some aggrieved look.
When Zang Qingdong on the opposite side saw this, he just thought that what he said was artistically processed and was all true. He quickly patted his leg with a slightly trembling hand and said: "Don't be afraid, I tell you, we are not afraid.
I am not afraid of slanted shadows. We have no way to catch him. At most, he will not develop in the film and television industry in the future, which has no impact on us. ”
After saying this, Zang Qingdong continued: "Besides, that person named Xu doesn't dare to go too far. You are a representative figure in our cross talk world.
If he messes with you, he messes with cross talk, and he is destroying the inheritance and development of cross talk. Does he dare? Can he do this? Can everyone watch him do this?
As the same saying goes, we are not afraid of slanted shadows. We make no mistakes. There are no big or small things on stage, and rules are set off the stage. Even if what is said on stage is too extreme, it is still a joke. Why does he have to take the lead?
Don't worry, Jin Wei. If he messes up, I will show my face and ask him in person whether he has to destroy the cross talk business to be satisfied? ! ”
As soon as these words came out, Guo Jinwei grabbed Zang Qingdong's hand with tears in his eyes: "Hey! Master, with your words, my heart is like drinking Qiong in June..."
"Master!!" Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by a horrified voice.
The emotions that Guo Jinwei had finally brewed disappeared immediately due to this movement.
I saw him turning his head and glaring angrily: "I have taught you the rules for so many years, but you have learned them in the dog's belly. Didn't you see that I was chatting with your master?"
"I know, but..."
"But what?!" Guo Jinwei interrupted again.
"We have a big problem, Master..."
As soon as these words came out, Guo Jinwei's expression suddenly froze, and three words popped up in his mind - Xu Xiyu.
In fact, not only him, but also Zang Qingdong on the opposite side, because all they were talking about was Xu Xiyu, their first reaction was that Xu Xiyu was looking for trouble.
So, he slapped the table with his slightly trembling hand and cursed: "Okay, okay, this little beast named Xu really dares to mess around. Do you think there are no adults in our cross talk world?!"
"Master~~" Guo Jinwei heard this and wanted to squeeze out tears again.
But the next second, the person who came to report hurriedly said: "Master, it's not Xu Xiyu, it's..."
Halfway through, he looked at his master Zang Qingdong and the people brought by his master in front of him, and he was at a loss to explain what happened.
"What is it? Tell me!" Guo Jinwei was anxious. If it wasn't Xu Xiyu, then where the hell did it come from?
"Zhang Jixing, Wu Jiming, Li Xiangrui...these seven senior brothers were filmed playing with a bunch of women on a yacht today, and the video went viral on the Internet!
People all over the world are talking about our actors from Jixiang Club driving... driving... Oops, I can't even say it. ”
Good guy, as soon as these words came out, Guo Jinwei's anxious expression instantly froze on his face. Not only him, but also the master and everyone present had their expressions frozen.
After remaining still for five or six seconds, Guo Jinwei said in an unbelievable tone: "What did you say?"
"See for yourself." The apprentice said, taking out his mobile phone, flipping through it, and then handed it to Guo Jinwei.
Let’s take a look at Guo Jinwei’s results...
Presbyopia cannot see clearly. "Where are my glasses?" Guo Jinwei said anxiously while squinting his eyes and pulling the phone away, "And where are these beasts?"
Two questions, no one responded to either one.
But the more he said nothing, the more anxious and chaotic the room became.
After a while, Guo Jinwei's reading glasses were found. After he put them on, the content on the screen finally became clear.
But at this moment, he wished he was blind.
Because there is a row of words in front of me, #吉祥社actors gather for lewdness on the yacht#
Before he had time to read the content, he turned around and said sternly: "Call these beasts and tell them to get over here!"
After scolding him, he started watching the news on the Internet again.
Zang Qingdong, who was on the opposite side, also asked at this time: "Jin Wei, what's going on? Is it a misunderstanding? Is someone maliciously slandering you?"
Hearing this, Guo Jinwei couldn't help but nodded and prayed: "It must be a rumor, but it must be a rumor..."
After saying a few words like this, he clicked on the video, and then he couldn't say it at all.
It's over, these bastards really went to gather on the yacht?
Please...you...Collect_6Ⅰ9ⅠBookⅠ(Six\\\Nine\\\Book\\\!)
Moving his eyes downward, the content in the comment area made his eyes darken.
[Don’t make a fuss, it’s understandable as Guo Jinwei’s apprentice]
[Do people who talk about cross talk have such fun? 】
[You look down on people who talk about cross talk, don’t you? Renjixiangshe also has a junior wife. 】
【Tell me more about the young lady】
[You can just complain, why are you trying to drag Guo Jinwei over his head? He didn’t participate]
[How do you know he did not participate? Maybe the apprentice is on the deck and the master is in the room? 】
[There is no need to spread rumors. You can criticize Guo Jinwei for many things, but you cannot criticize his character and cross talk skills. These two points cannot be criticized, okay?]
[Guo Jinwei’s character? For a moment I couldn’t tell whether you were real or just cheating]
[Broken, I just went to see his homepage and it’s real]
[This is the first time I met a colleague who wrote a satirical work after he was illegally detained. How can we talk about his character? Has anyone ever offended you from beginning to end? You bite people and don't let go, and you feel wronged? 】
[Qingqing is a fan of Danzhujia, no wonder he is so excited]
[I am a fan of Xu Dan. I am happy to see Jixiang Club suffer misfortune. It's not like some black men who have to wear a hundred layers of vests to talk back and forth even when they say something. I want to ask, you have so many vests, does your mother still recognize you?
【Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, you have no mother】
【I recognize your attack power】
Guo Jinwei also agreed, because when he saw this, his eyes started to turn black.
However, just when he was getting dark, a disciple reminded him with an embarrassed expression: "Master, it's time for the first program, it's time for you to come on."
"Okay, I understand." Guo Jinwei put down his phone and rubbed his face fiercely.
Then he turned to look at Jiang Hua, whose expression was as black as coal, and called softly: "Brother, the show must go on."
Hearing this, Jiang Hua nodded muffledly and took the lead in getting up and walking forward.
Seeing this, Zang Qingdong also said: "Jin Wei, don't worry, I'll go to the curtain to help you. It's just a small problem, these are good boys.
Men, if we don’t make some mistakes in this, the audience should forgive us. They shouldn’t pay attention to our private lives, but just pay attention to the work, right? ”
"Master~~" Guo Jinwei shouted excitedly, then walked around behind Zang Qingdong and pushed his wheelchair forward.
When he arrived at the side of the stage, he settled Zang Qingdong, adjusted his expression and went on stage with Jiang Hua.
In the audience, there was still applause and cheers.
This made both Guo Jinwei and Jiang Hua breathe a sigh of relief.
Standing in front of the microphone, Guo Jinwei said the classic opening line: "There are many people coming."
"Yes..." Jiang Hua was about to answer.
But at this moment, a loud voice came from the audience: "There are a lot of people on the yacht."
"Coax~~", the audience instantly became noisy with this voice.
However, there were die-hard fans of Jixiang Club who angrily said: "Just listen to the cross talk and listen to it. What gossip are you talking about?"
The person who just spoke immediately responded: "They dare to do it, but they don't dare to let us mention it? Hahahahaha."
The security guard walked quickly towards the speaker. Guo Jinwei and Jiang Hua on the stage looked a little stiff, but Guo Jinwei's level was indeed up to par.
Therefore, his mind was spinning wildly, preparing to use this topic to fool him.
But just when his cock was about to come out, he saw two men standing up on the other side.
They wore red T-shirts with the word "pit" written on them, held high a small banner saying "Guo Jinwei pays me back my hard-earned money", and shouted: "Guo Jinwei, pay me back my hard-earned money!"
(End of chapter)