Chapter 161 Choosing the sacrifice! (Ask for monthly ticket)
"Fakemi!!!"
“OMG yes”
"NO! STOP!"
"Stop! I'm dying."
Outside an office deep in the museum, Yumi curled up, her ears nervously catching the movement inside, and her eyes occasionally glanced at the magic book suspended beside her.
"The master and the woman seem to have a lot of hatred. It has been several hours, and the woman's wailing has not stopped."
The grimoire floated up and down for a while after hearing the words, and then the pages on the book flipped. After stopping on a certain page, it was displayed in front of Yumi.
Youmi stared blankly at the pictures of men and women in strange postures, her face turned red instantly, she screamed, and ran away, leaving behind a panicked word that echoed in the air:
"Magic Book, I'm only over 200 years old, and I'm not old enough to read these things yet."
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inside the room.
Lange opened the window slightly to let some air in. There was a strong smell of heather mixed with salty smell in the room. It was really uncomfortable after smelling it for a long time.
He lit a cigarette, took a puff, and looked down.
Catherine, the female philatelic writer who had teased him in every possible way in the conference room not long ago, was lying helplessly on the floor at the moment
It was not his fault that he was too harsh. It was really that Catherine was a little too annoying. She had just put her on the microphone. The radioactive metal in Kun's mouth for several months was given to Dr. Brown as compensation. After communicating with him about the experiment, he returned to the museum and prepared to call the director to go out to celebrate.
As a result, the woman pestered him as soon as he came in. The curator pointed at him and smiled. He stopped mentioning the celebration and gave up the office directly, taking Princess Mary home first.
After Catherine waited for them to leave, she immediately took out a series of props from the lady's purse she carried with her, and looked at herself with eyes full of anger and expectation.
Unable to resist the kindness, Lange had no choice but to treat her as the ungrateful female star in her previous life and give her a harsh education.
But now it seems that the attack was a bit harsh
He kicked the woman with his foot, "Hey, you're not dead, are you?"
"Well, I almost died."
Catherine's eyes were vacantly wandering above the ceiling, and the aftershocks in her body had not completely subsided. She endured the pain, and a bohemian smile appeared at the corner of her mouth: "I saw it right, people with superpowers like you are real men. , much better than those black people and even the male stars from the San Fernando Valley."
"Walter-Farke?!"
Hearing this, Lango was furious. He stepped forward suddenly and stepped on her face. His tone was full of questions: "Have you ever communicated with Nico and the male stars of LoveV?"
"Hahaha, otherwise, I have tasted it from men of any race."
Instead of being afraid, Catherine became more unrestrained. She licked the soles of Lango's shoes, and her laughter was provocative: "Do you know about collection addiction? Lango, you men like to collect star cards, cassettes, and records, but I like to collect YJs." "
"Cocks?"
"That's right."
Catherine pointed to her brain and showed off: "They are all here. The number of breasts in my memory is enough to open a museum. Every night, when I close my eyes and recall them, I will arrange them alphabetically, and I will give them Dust off”
"Why are they covered with dust?" Rango asked curiously.
"Haha, it's not important Lango, what's important is that I have found the treasure that is enough to be a museum." Catherine looked at Lango and licked her lips, "Your penis is in the museum in my mind, its status is Just like the Mona Lisa is to the Louvre, the Proverbs to the British Museum is to the British Museum, and the Madonna is to the Hermitage.”
".OK."
Lange wordlessly let go of his feet. He finally discovered that this woman was a crazy woman with sex addiction.
She is beautiful and wealthy, but she fulfills her desires in a morbid way of collecting stamps.
Thinking of this, Lange couldn't help but feel disgusted and displeased. He had become one of her many "collections" and had been stamped in reverse.
Lango put on his clothes and turned a blind eye to Catherine, who was still slumped on the ground. Instead, he leisurely inspected the spacious office.
Due to retirement, the curator has almost moved away many of the things inside, leaving only simple tables, chairs and bookcases.
But the space is large and the lighting is good. Lange is still very satisfied with this office and has no idea of changing it. He bit his cigarette butt and began to think about the phone call from Quagma that morning.
When he was about to go out this morning, this guy hurriedly called and said that he needed help with a very important thing - to find a prostitute.
Of course, prostitute is just a term, in addition to that, there are also Need help finding fools, strong men, smart people, and virgins
Obviously, there must have been something wrong with the people Quagma found to sacrifice before, so he was asked to do it.
According to him, the sacrifices will start in a week at most, and organizations from all over the world will start offering sacrifices at that time. But at this critical moment, he suddenly discovered that the virgin he was looking for turned out to be a fake!
This guy installed a pinhole camera in someone's house and saw a man coming to spend the night at this woman's house. Therefore, the chosen virgin was directly scrapped and became unusable.
The other four people who are related to her daily life and have deep intersections can also no longer be used. They must find the loose woman, fool, strong man, smart man and other people who live in the same circle in the shortest possible time. virgin.
For this reason, Quagma issued death orders to many staff members, and also begged him to help search. Although the sacrifices he found may not be used in the end, it can be used as a backup plan in case something goes wrong again. start up.
These five types of people are actually not difficult to find, but there is a very mandatory requirement, that is, the five people must live in the same circle, be familiar with each other, and the order of death cannot change in any way.
They must die in the order of "slut" - "idiot" - "athlete" - "scholar" - "virgin".
If anything goes wrong in one step, the ancient god will wake up from his rage and destroy the world.
Lango tapped his fingers on the table unhurriedly. Compared with the panic when he first learned about the cabin in the woods, he seemed particularly calm now.
That's right, when Yuumi came out, he already had a perfect escape route.
Even if the sacrifice fails, he can drag his family and a large group of people into the magic book and travel to another world.
The world in which people with super powers are regarded as idols is not bad. When it passes, I might be able to become a superstar who is popular all over the world
Ahem, I am going too far. In short, Lango already has this world 99.9 % of people don't have a retreat. Of course, even so, he still has to find a way to appease the damn ancient god. After all, no one wants to see the world they have lived in for decades suddenly disappear.
"Slut. Slut"
Lango murmured to himself, his eyes slowly slid down to Catherine who was still lying on the ground, and a playful smile appeared at the corner of his mouth!
Isn’t this a ready-made slut!
She gets horny when she sees a man, doesn't refuse anyone who comes, and also likes to play hardcore games. This female writer is much more slutty than the woman in the original film!
"Ahem, Catherine." Lange looked at her with a smile and asked: "If our world will be destroyed one day, will you be the one to save the world?"
"Um?"
When Catherine heard this, she was stunned at first, and then let out her trademark wanton laugh: "Of course, if the world is destroyed, how can I have fun playing with men."
OK, it’s you!
Lango nodded with satisfaction, walked up to her, touched the woman's face and asked: "Speaking of which, I have always been curious about your upper-class circles. Unfortunately, I, a street kid from Queens, have always had difficulty integrating into it. ”
"It won't be anymore soon, my dear, you are now the director of a history museum with a net worth of tens of millions, and you have old MacPhee endorsing you. Many rich people in New York want to get to know you." Catherine rubbed his palm. , replied with enjoyment.
Lange's smile deepened, and he continued to inquire: "Is the upper class circle just like our civilian circles, filled with all kinds of characters? For example, that... well, like a fool, a smart person, a lover Fitness strong man"
"Hahaha" Catherine couldn't help but laugh: "You painted a very vivid picture. Do you still remember the stupid Will on the council?"
"Will?"
Lango recalled the middle-aged man who looked like a wooden man. His whole face looked as if he had received dozens of injections of hyaluronic acid, and he always looked expressionless.
"He shouldn't be stupid, right?" Lange frowned and said, "Is there any fool who can sit on the director's table?"
"NO, NO, NO" Catherine shook her head and said with disdain: "That guy was so good at licking. By chance, he met the daughter of an insurance company boss, and then he became a risk all the way by eating soft food. He is an investment expert, but he actually knows nothing about investing, so he relies on his father-in-law to provide him with resources.”
"But his good days are coming to an end. There are rumors in the industry that the tax bureau has focused on his father-in-law's company. The old man is making false accounts and is preparing to push Will out as an abandoned son. It's really ridiculous. That fool still thinks that he The reason why he was able to grow his business and be appreciated by his father-in-law is because of his noble Squid bloodline, hahaha."
After hearing this, Lange nodded slightly, with a smile on his face. It turned out to be a self-righteous squid guy.
"There are too many smart people. You know Lango, there are people who can reach our level, except for that idiot." Except for Will, there are really not many stupid people, as for the strong men who exercise."
Catherine didn't know what she thought of, and said with a bad smile: "Speaking of this, I just communicated with a strong man not long ago, and he has been secretly sending me text messages in the past few days."
Lango suddenly became energetic, "Who is it?"
"LeBron James."
"Oh haha."
(End of chapter)