Chapter 162 The shocking secret of the on-site inspection! (Ask for monthly ticket)
(All the characters and story backgrounds in this book are set in a virtual movie world and have no connection with the real world. Please do not use code names.)
First of all, Lango firmly denied that he had any feelings for LeBron (LeBron). any bias.
On the contrary, he even admires Lebon very much. As a player who has never played for a super team, he has won not 1, not 2, and not 3 championships, and he can also maintain a high level of competitive status and media exposure all year round. , he deserves the respect of any fan!
As for "eight-point release of the ball", "six-footer", "nomadic dynasty", "executive deputy goat", "hands-on-hand, LeBronjan".
This is purely those lives. Unsatisfactory Heizi’s malicious slander is a shameless smear on Lebon’s outstanding achievements.
Therefore, as the NBA's historical goat, he also believes that no one is more suitable than LeBang to sacrifice himself to save the world!
Coincidentally, there is a playoff game between the Knicks and the Lakers at Madison Square Garden tonight. Lango, who intends to include Le Bon as a sacrifice candidate, will not miss this opportunity. After making a request to Catherine, this woman is very I enthusiastically called LeBron and asked for some courtside tickets for the Knicks.
At night, the Garden Arena, which carries countless basketball legends, was bustling with people. Fans dressed in various Knicks uniforms swayed to the rhythm of the DJ on site, and cheers came and went.
"Lango, look! That seems to be Rihanna!"
Teddy came to watch a game for the first time and was immediately deeply affected by the surrounding atmosphere. From time to time he excitedly pointed at the stars around him. Especially when he spotted Rihanna, he was even more excited to drink beer.
“A cute guy from outside the province~ A cute guy from outside the province~~”
"Hahaha"
Teddy imitated Rihanna's classic songs and danced, and his funny look made the fans burst into laughter.
Lango looked at Teddy's lively appearance and was secretly glad for his choice tonight.
Compared to the cute and clingy Yuumi, he still prefers to play with Teddy. Not only is this kid as non-vegetarian as himself, he is easy to pick up all kinds of jokes, and he can also act as his substitute from time to time.
So he deliberately left Yumi at home tonight, and Gloria and Emma didn't take him with him either. He only took Teddy and slipped out to watch the game.
As for McQueen?
This kid must have passed out in the parking lot of the Garden Arena.
On the field, the players were warming up intensively, and Lebon was particularly eye-catching.
This guy took steps that he didn't recognize. He first smeared magnesium powder on his hands on the sidelines, and then suddenly exaggeratedly threw it into the air, opened his arms, and closed his eyes to enjoy the kingly demeanor at that moment.
"Mom mess with Fake. What's wrong with this Nico?!"
Teddy coughed a few times due to the magnesium powder, and cursed: "I paid to come here to watch the game, not to watch him pretend to pose!"
"Hey, speak with respect, little guy, the man you are talking about was last season's MVP!" Some spectators nearby yelled at him in dissatisfaction.
"Really, then I also won the MVP in Farke's mother's game!" Teddy raised his middle finger and shouted back at the bastard wearing No. 23 Lakers jersey: "GO Farke yourself! Brownie!"
At this time, the game is about to start, and the atmosphere is becoming more and more tense and lively. The LeBang fans, who were still having a heated argument with Teddy, gave Teddy a hard look and then turned their attention to the field.
Perhaps it was because at the beginning of the game, the defensive intensity of both sides did not rise. The two sides played in a run-and-gun rhythm. The goals came back and forth, which looked very exciting.
Lango, who has always been passionate about basketball, couldn't help but watch with concentration. In fact, he had a deep love for basketball in middle school and even joined the basketball team for a time.
However, after an on-campus training match, he decided to quit.
Without him, it would be too much!
He couldn't bear to be surrounded by several big black men every day, but he could still wear a helmet on the football team.
“Bravo!!!”
With a buzzer-beating three-pointer, the Knicks successfully overtook the Lakers in a single quarter!
Lango clapped his hands excitedly and applauded the players for their outstanding performance.
Catherine, who had no interest in basketball, laughed when she saw this: "I thought you would support LeBang. He is very famous now and has the momentum to catch up with Jordan back then."
"Walter? Seriously?"
Lange laughed dumbly and said: "Without DW, this guy would still be empty-handed now."
After a short break, the game resumed.
When the Lakers took the court, LeBon purposely walked to their side and nodded toward Katherine.
When the two high-fived, Catherine even gently grabbed LeBang from behind, but LeBang just chuckled, glanced at Rango and Teddy, and left without even saying hello.
Lange raised his eyebrows when he saw this. It seemed that Catherine was right. She and LeBang most likely had in-depth communication.
At this moment, far away in a community home on Long Island, Emma was changing TV channels boredly when she suddenly stopped on a familiar picture.
Her uncle Lango was sitting by the basketball court, chatting and laughing with a gorgeously dressed woman, accompanied by a teddy bear shaking his head.
"Wow... uncle is on TV." She shouted in surprise, attracting the attention of Wednesday and Gloria, who were grooming Yumi.
After they all came together, Emma glanced at Gloria, who looked a little ugly, and said deliberately: "No wonder uncle came back for dinner and then hurried out again. It turned out that he wanted to watch the football game with his new girlfriend."
Gloria took a deep breath and did not respond immediately. Instead, a vengeful smile appeared on her face, "Call him. Think of anything that can scare him right away?"
Emma was excited when she heard it: "Tell him I'm pregnant!"
"Walt?" Gloria immediately refused: "No, he will blow up the arena in anger."
She dialed the phone and said with a wicked smile: "I told him I was pregnant. Just wait and see the funny look on his face."
With that said, Gloria made the call. At the same time, Lango also took out his cell phone and took a look at it. Then under the expectant eyes of everyone, he directly disconnected the phone and put it into his pocket, without saying a word. It means to connect.
Everyone in the living room who was still excited suddenly fell silent. Emma smiled provocatively at the confused Gloria: "Oh, this is indeed quite interesting."
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Inside the stadium, the game was coming to an end, but the atmosphere was completely different from the first half.
In what was originally a close contest, under the strong performance of the Big Three of the Lakers in the third quarter, the score quickly reached double digits, tilting the balance of victory and defeat, causing many spectators to leave the game early, unwilling to witness the home team being ravaged.
The final buzzer sounded, the Knicks lost by a big score, and the game officially ended.
Except for those who needed to be interviewed, the players returned to the locker room through the player tunnel, and the sidelines became much emptier in an instant.
"Are you sure he will come by then?"
"Of course, just wait and see."
Catherine replied with confidence, and sure enough, after being interviewed by the reporters at the scene, Le Bon also came to the sidelines to greet some public figures who supported him.
Today, LeBron is the most ticket-selling star in the NBA. The Lakers have played countless live broadcasts across the United States. Singers and movie stars who have some relationship with him are also following him to gain exposure to the camera.
When they finally arrived at Lango's side, the guy gave Catherine a hug enthusiastically, and the two chatted about some interesting things that had happened recently with a flirtatious look. Catherine even hinted at giving her love in front of Lango. Room number.
LeBang smiled and did not refuse. There were many cameras around him. He, who always cared about his public image, did not communicate. He glanced at Rango and Teddy, nodded slightly, and prepared to leave.
At this moment, Lange suddenly asked him: "LBJ, I have a question."
Le Bon stopped, looked at Lango, and then responded in a low and dignified voice: "I will not answer any personal questions other than those on the court."
"Hahaha, don't worry, buddy." Lange stepped forward and was about to pat his back and get closer, but after smelling the rich fragrance, he couldn't help but take a few steps back and asked sincerely: "What if, I It means that if our world encounters a devastating crisis, are you willing to stand up and sacrifice your life to be the hero who saves the world? "
"Um?"
Hearing this, Le Bon looked at Lango as if looking at a mental patient. He first looked at Catherine with doubts. After seeing the woman's speechless expression, he thought for a while and immediately nodded heavily: "Of course! For my sake." My duty is to the families, the refugees and the children who are still struggling with hunger and suffering.”
After saying that, the guy put up his arms in a towel and waved around, which immediately aroused the cheers of countless fans who came to watch the game.
Seeing this, Lango and Teddy looked at each other, and both saw satisfaction in the other's eyes.
Who else should be sacrificed for a Goat with such a fearless spirit?
One day later, the doors of the Natural History Museum opened to the public again.
After more than a month of careful renovation and decoration, it is now displayed in front of tourists with a brand new look. Not only have there been no traces of damage on the exterior walls, but the precious collections and specimens in the museum have also been restored to their former glory one by one.
Entering the museum, on the character wall on the right, Lango's photo stands out. He is wearing a crisp suit, his eyes are deep and firm, and his handsome face attracts the attention of many first-time visitors
On the railing upstairs Next to him, Lange crossed his arms and looked down at the bustling crowd of tourists below.
Most of them are students who come to visit with school activities, but there are also many tourists who come to visit independently. In New York, the name of the Natural History Museum is still very loud.
Many tourists caught a glimpse of Lango's photo when they entered. After recognizing the curator, they raised their heads and waved to him. Lango responded with a smile and nod, then stepped into the elevator and pressed the button to the top floor.
From the outside, the museum has a total of four floors, but only their insiders know that there are actually six floors inside, of which the upper two floors are not open to the public and are mainly used to stack various collections.
Speaking of which, it is also the fault of the previous director McPhee. This old boy is rich and loves to play. He spent a lot of his own money to enrich the museum. The various biological specimens and prehistoric instruments alone cost up to 32 million. share.
That’s right, more than 32 million!
Even though the museum covers an area of seven hectares, with four floors open to the public and more than a dozen different exhibition halls, it is impossible to display all the collections one by one.
So there were two more floors for storing old specimens.
And after Lango became the curator, after discussing with Teddy for a while, he decided to pile all the things on the top floor to the other floor. If they couldn't fit, they could just sell them at a low price. If they couldn't fit, they could just put them in the murder house. .
Since it can't be displayed, what's the point of putting it in the warehouse?
Of course, it was just a joke to sell it at a low price. Otherwise, if Director McPhee found out, he would be so distressed that he would vomit out several liters of blood. He spent a lot of money to buy this and donated it to the museum free of charge. Without further ado, the elevator door slowly opened on the top floor.
A splendid corridor came into view, lined with display cabinets equipped with bulletproof glass on both sides.
What was placed inside was nothing else: a skeleton arm, a lucky rabbit's foot, the wolf's beard, a bloody pumpkin head, a sea monster's tentacles, a whetstone for the Sword in the Stone, and a gorgon's head covered in foot wraps
All the exhibits originally placed at home have been brought here by him, and their purpose is not to mention, to scare the dark creatures that come over.
As for why we need to scare
"Password!"
A lazy voice came from behind the closed door at the end of the corridor.
Lango shouted helplessly: "When you hear thunder, don't be afraid~ Find Lei Lei's partner quickly, and say the spell~ Fake Squid thunder, you go eat shit~ You can't scare me, because you are just God Shit~"
After a burst of non-rhyming thunder and singing, the door slowly opened.
The boy Vomiting Man was yawning and lying listlessly on the chair next to the door. "Sorry, boss, everyone who comes in must sing the password set by Teddy."
"Well, what's going on with you kid? I would like to remind you that DU products are strictly prohibited in the team. If you dare to step on the horse?"
"Don't worry, boss. I've just been feeling upset about my stomach for the past two days. Fake is here again."
With that said, the boy Vomiting Man ran out as if he was running away, clutching his stomach. Looking at his back, Lange couldn't help but remind him: "Go to the public toilet outside! The museum toilet has just been renovated!"
"It's too late."
Shet!
Lango cursed secretly, it seemed like he had to install an acid-resistant toilet for this bastard.
He turned his attention to the interior of the house again. The original collection warehouse had been transformed into a minimalist space - a sofa, a few chairs, and a TV.
This is the New York branch of the wooden house. !
That's right, Lange chose to locate the branch directly in the museum. This was not because he wanted to save money or to be lazy, but because he was deeply inspired by the exquisite camouflage techniques of MIB headquarters.
The headquarters of MIB is disguised in the underground of the Bridge and Tunnel Bureau. Ordinary people would never imagine that there is something special underneath an ordinary Bridge Bureau.
The same is true for the New York branch of the Log Cabin. The top floor of the history museum, which receives more than four million people every year, is actually a branch of the Supernatural Resistance Organization. Who would believe it?
So with this idea in mind, Lange settled the branch here with peace of mind, which is both hidden and easy to move.
He walked into the warehouse that was decorated as a hall and waved to everyone and said hello. However, except Clarey who still cheered, everyone looked at him strangely.
Lange chuckled, spread his hands and explained: "Don't be like this, guys, our branch has just started, and it's normal for the environment to be rough. Wouldn't it be more motivation for us to work together in this way?"
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Everyone looked at each other, and finally Andrew, the youngest, scratched his head and asked: "Well. I remember when we left Texas, didn't Quagma say that he had approved the first batch of five million US dollars in funds to help you set up a branch? Boss, you won’t keep it all for yourself, will you?”
This question made everyone present focus on Lango.
Faced with these doubts, Lange suddenly felt unhappy and said: "Fake, who do you think I am! I have tens of millions in the bank, and I use it to embezzle everyone's money?!"
He coughed awkwardly, then pulled up a chair and sat across from them.
"As your leader and officer, I can swear that I will never embezzle a penny from my brothers!"
As he spoke, Lange took out a stack of checkbooks from his arms, flicked them, and smiled at everyone: "The main reason why I chose such a simple address is because I want to use the five million US dollars as a bonus. Send it to everyone.”
Seeing this scene, Teddy on the side turned on his mobile phone tacitly, and a rhythmic dance music instantly filled the entire space:
“Tiantian buckle pork~~~~Lamanoarribacinturasola~DamediavueltaDanzaKuduro~~~”
The penny ditty played, and Lango wrote a bunch of numbers on a check and threw it to the four Ninja Turtle brothers, "Da Vinci, this belongs to the four of you, take it and spend it!"
When Da Vinci and others saw the series of zeros above, they immediately hugged a ball in excitement, jumped up and down, and let out strange screams.
"Andrew, this is yours." Lango tore off another check from the high school student, "Find the best hospital for your mother. If the money is not enough, just ask me."
Andrew looked at the number on the check, thinking that his mother, who had been bedridden for so many years, had a smile on her gloomy face, and looked at Lango gratefully.
"Big Eater, this money is enough for your kid to eat several tons of hamburgers. If you still have vomiting, remember to bring it to him when he comes back."
"Amanda, use this money to buy 10,000 lottery tickets. If you make a profit, remember to share it with me."
"Claire, you are still young, I will keep this money for you first."
After the distribution was completed, he looked with satisfaction at the group of friends in front of him who were boiling with joy, and his heart was filled with a sense of accomplishment: "How about it, I am a good boss, right?"
"Yes! Boss, you are so cool!!"
"Haha, party! We want to celebrate the opening of the branch!"
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Lange was also infected by the warm atmosphere and smiled from ear to ear. He clapped his hands and prepared to return to the office downstairs.
But at this moment, a voice suddenly sounded in the air: "Boss, where's the rest of me?"
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At the end of the corridor, behind a simple desk, Heather was wearing a crisp business suit. She lifted up the corners of her skirt, and then deliberately unbuttoned two more buttons of her white shirt, revealing a deep white groove.
Opening the makeup mirror, she carefully adjusted the hair on her forehead so that it fell gracefully on the edge of her glasses. Then she held the file in her hand and gently knocked on the door of the curator's office next to her.
After returning to New York, Lange invited her to work as a secretary and part-time personal assistant in the museum. She really couldn't stay in Texas, and even the estate she inherited was put up for sale at a low price.
When she was about to graduate, she accepted the invitation from Lange without any hesitation. From the current perspective, the job was very easy, and Lange, the boss, was also very easy to talk to.
The door opened slightly, and Lange was talking on the phone with someone. The moment he saw Heather, a flash of surprise flashed in his eyes.
She wore simple and light makeup today without any makeup in Texas. Her blue eyes were even deeper and more charming, and her graceful figure outlined by her tight-fitting business attire
The seeds of lust seemed to be sprouting again.
He waved to Heather, and upon seeing this, the little secretary came over and sat on his lap very obediently, hugged his neck, and leaned against Lango.
Lange flirted with her while reporting the situation to Quagma on the other end of the phone.
"That's right, we've already found the slut, fool, and athlete. Now we just need the wise man and the virgin."
"Hey? I'm fast enough. I have to make sure these people deserve their death and are willing to sacrifice for the world."
"Yes, in addition to the X-addicted female writer Catherine, there is also the unscrupulous squid man and the executive deputy goat Lebon."
"What? LeBon can't do it? Fak! He made a promise in front of the media that he was willing to sacrifice his life to save the world."
“What’s the excuse for a public figure having too much influence?”
"Have you learned anything from the past? Kobe? WTF?!"
"So Kobe's helicopter accident was also arranged by you during the last sacrifice?"
Soon after, the call was hung up.
Lango was a little confused and cleared his mind. Quagma actually disapproved of sacrificing celebrities and public figures, and even used the example of the last time he sacrificed Kobe to persuade him
If he messes with Frank, he will know about helicopters. It won't happen so easily!
He put down Heather in his arms, and under the strange gaze of the woman, Lange silently walked to the window and hammered his chest toward the sky.
RIP chatter!
Thank you for your contribution to the world!
"Langlango? What happened?" Heather asked curiously.
"No."
Lange smiled and said with emotion: "It's just that today I have a new understanding of my former idol."
He then hugged Heather for a while and then asked: "Do you have a clue about what I asked you to investigate?"
Heather patted her chest with a flushed face, then nodded and replied: "There is very limited information about the hotel in Brooklyn, but through Director McPhee's resources, we found that the shareholders behind this hotel are almost scattered in Europe and the Middle East. , there are many gang-related forces behind it, but the strange thing is that they have not opened for business for nearly a week, so there is no way to know what is going on inside. "
Lange nodded slightly when he heard this. According to Quagma's previous intention, this hotel is most likely already occupied by dark creatures.
The bastard who messed with Frank, if he wants to live in New York, he doesn't even know to come to his place to say goodbye to the dock first.
After thinking for a while, he called the branch on the top floor.
"Da Vinci, you four brothers go to the hotel where there was a melee between dark creatures before to investigate and collect some intelligence inside."
"Huh? Us?"
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(End of chapter)