Chapter 236: Rich woman, I never shake my spoon!
The aunts were collectively stunned, looking at Jiang Miao like a fool, but Manager Wang was ecstatic at this time!
What a talent, this young girl is really an outstanding talent!
"Look! This is a serious and top-notch student, and his ideological consciousness is high
! Little girl, I am very optimistic about you! Work harder! Twenty years from now you will be my successor in this position! ”
Without saying a word, Manager Wang applied for Jiang Miao. Soon, when it was time for dinner, Jiang Miao went to window 3 of the cafeteria and took a spoon.
During lunch time, many doctors and nurses come here to get food. Needless to say, the food in the hospital canteen is clean and delicious.
The only thing is that the amount given is too small. These aunts are just shaking their spoons. Looking at a big spoon full of meat, only three small pieces are left in their rice bowls!
Unfortunately, today because the salary was reduced by 100 yuan, all the aunts in the cafeteria except Jiang Miao were full of resentment. When he was in a bad mood, he even shook his spoon like a Parkinson's disease, which made all the hospital employees watch and wail.
Too little, this is too little!
Stir-fried shrimps with tofu, but there is only one shrimp, and the rest is all white and unhungry tofu. Is this reasonable?
However, facing the inexplicably angry looks in the eyes of the aunts today, not to mention the chief surgeon of the backbone department, even the department director did not dare to speak loudly to the aunts.
I can only cowardly beg my aunt to add two more pieces of meat, depending on her mood.
But soon, this problem changed. After Zhou Lingling, the doctor who was cooking outside Jiang Miao's window at window 3, asked for braised pork, she saw Jiang Miao scooping up a big spoonful of braised pork and put it into her rice bowl. inside.
Her eyes widened in disbelief!
This, this, this? What's going on? Why didn't Auntie shake the spoon today?
Zhou Lingling looked at the small minced meat in the other window, and then looked at the small mountain of braised pork in her own. She swallowed hard, looked at Jiang Miao cautiously and asked:
"Put it, put it, put it in the wrong aunt?"
"That's right. Don't you want braised pork? Why is it too little? If it's too little, I'll give you another spoonful?"
"No, no, no, no need!"
Normally, you have to order four dishes to be full. Today, Zhou Lingling ordered a total of one meat and one vegetarian dish.
She was still in a daze when she returned to her seat. After she came to her senses, she immediately called all her colleagues in ecstasy:
[Come to window three! The braised pork is life-threatening, and Auntie doesn’t want the money! 】
Among flower growers, the fastest spreading thing besides melons is eating them, so within ten minutes, everyone lined up in front of window three.
Facing the customers who were waiting for food, Jiang Miao didn't think there was anything to complain about. After all, the meals only lasted two hours, and there was no need to work overtime after finishing the meal.
Besides, looking at the hungry and expectant eyes of these doctors and nurses, it always feels like she is feeding piglets, which is quite cute!
Soon, during this noon time, Jiang Miao became familiar with all the doctors and nurses in all major departments of the hospital by virtue of her skill of filling a full spoonful every time without shaking the spoon.
"Auntie, you're new here. You're new here! You're new here! I'm seeing a doctor in the afternoon. If you have time, come to our acupuncture department and I'll give you free acupuncture."
Zhou Lingling, a young intern in the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine, invited warmly. Jiang Miao raised her eyes and smiled and replied: "I don't need an acupuncture, but do you have melons?"
Zhou Lingling:? ? ?
In addition to the many patients in the hospital, there were also an absurd amount of melons. Soon, Jiang Miao, who was popular with everyone, went to the Traditional Chinese Medicine Department to eat melons in the afternoon after finishing her meal at noon and having nothing to do.
As an intern, Zhou Lingling was not a well-known doctor, so she had nothing to do except for a few patients in the afternoon, and soon shared their various treats with Jiang Miao.
“It’s not easy to eat melon. Let me tell you, anorectal and obstetrics and gynecology account for 80%!
However, after staying there for a long time, our doctors are all very professional and their expressions never change. ”
"Especially for the male patients here, whatever the anorectal department got in, they said they accidentally sat in it. It doesn't matter if you can just take a shower and a light bulb can sit in it. Is there anyone else who can sit in a crayfish? < br>
Why don't you explain to me how I can get in? I still can't figure it out?
Also, the person who went in to get the crayfish didn’t say that the lobster was actually still alive. When our doctor took it out, his hand was pinched and it was bleeding. It was true. ”
"Also, some patients said that they accidentally slipped and sat on the fish, and then they endured it until the fish rotted. That rotten smell. I was on duty as an intern there, and we were in the whole room. Everyone vomited!”
Wow! It’s really difficult to be an anorectal doctor. Not only are the risks high, but you also have to piece together the truth from a bunch of patients’ lies, and you have to follow his lies to maintain the patient’s dignity?
"Yes, yes, the doctors in the anorectal department here are awesome!
Not only is his mood stable, but he also remembers the patient very accurately!
Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!
I remember a patient who had hemorrhoids removed and later came back to see our director of the Anorectal Department. The patient greeted him, but the Director of the Anorectal Department didn't remember him at all.
But when he took off his pants for a follow-up consultation, the director suddenly realized: It turns out to be you. I recognized it as soon as I looked at my butt! ”
Good guy, you can tell people by their butts, this director is so professional!
"The department of obstetrics and gynecology is mainly for men and women. For example, yesterday a woman came for an abortion, and she was accompanied by three men. Then she asked the doctor if she could tell whose baby it was?
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The doctor was speechless and said that he could only tell that he was fifty days old. Then one man nodded and said it was not mine and left, and the other two men went to AA to split the fee..."
Ah this? So it can only be said that you are quite economical?
"Do you know which department has the highest patient complaint rate? Nursing department! Psychiatric department?
No! It's not, it's the sperm activity test in the examination department!
You don’t know that my classmates are getting complaints from men basically every day when they are doing check-ups there! Especially once it was found that none of the children were active, he could only write a zero. As expected, a complaint was filed that morning!
The funniest thing is that the man anonymously said that it was you nurses who killed all the dicks.
Apparently there was still one available when he checked last time, but it was gone this time! They also asked for confidentiality and anonymity without the need for return visits.
What's the point of keeping this a secret? Can we still not know who it is? After all, he was the only one who had none that day. ”
"So our teacher said back then that when doing sperm activity checks, if only half of them are useful, we should find them immediately and write them down, otherwise we will have to wait to receive complaints every day.
The teacher must be experienced! I have received several patients with weak vaginal activity, and after the report was issued, each of them called our department to explain for a long time.
I still have to follow people and say, ah, yes, yes, you are not in good condition these days, yes, yes, you did need a little more last time, try again next time!
Ah, bah, the broken guard man. In order not to be complained, is it easy for us! ”