Chapter 237: Thanking the rich woman for making throwing shit into a culture in Japan?
Wow, is it so easy for men to break through their defenses?
Do you have the ability to exercise more and live a healthy life to improve yourself? Your face is all supported by these two ounces of flesh, right?
"I'm telling you, it's hard for nurses to provide care! There was a patient who was going to have surgery the next day. I told him not to eat, and then the next day he said he didn't eat.
The doctor opened the stomach and opened it, only to see a white belly inside. The doctor shook his head when he saw it. I sewed it back on and planned to redo it.
I asked him later, did you say you didn’t eat? Then he also said that I really didn’t eat. I just ate steamed buns, flower rolls, bread, fried chicken, skewers, beer, and a late night snack..."
Good guy, let’s take a look at your brain first, right?
"Well, having said that, the most difficult thing is actually our anorectal doctor, Director Pi. There was a patient who suffered from intestinal obstruction because he ate sugar cane without vomiting residue. As a result, he was constipated and couldn't defecate. His belly was as big as a drum and he was crying and howling. Come to our hospital.
Then our director took a pliers and slowly dug it out for him. Unexpectedly, it suddenly emptied out under the strong abdominal pressure. Director Pi was then sprayed all over his head and body. I didn't eat at all for the whole day. Alas. , poor director! ”
This is really a critical hit!
Jiang Miao listened and was stunned into a trance. We continued back to the cafeteria to get ready for dinner. At this time, some aunties nearby were eating melon seeds and handed them a handful of ginger:
"Xiao Jiang, are you new here? Let me tell you, don't buy medicine in this hospital!
Last time I had cervical discomfort and asked him to prescribe some plaster. What was the result? The plasters cost just a few yuan a patch outside, but three boxes were opened here. It cost me several hundred yuan, but in the end I only had nine plasters!
I felt so distressed at that time! ”
"There's nothing we can do. This is a private hospital. The boss just wants to make money. If he doesn't make money, what can the doctor do?
Everyone has a mission, so they must over-prescribe and over-treat! ”
Is there such a thing? Jiang Miao nodded, indicating that she remembered.
At this time, the aunts had already started talking about other topics:
"That little Sakurako really deserves it. The rich lady in our country is so lucky! She lived such a great life, I'm so envious!"
"No matter how old you are, I will still call you rich lady!
Tell me, if we could be like that rich lady, then who would do this shitty job, right? Xiao Jiang? ”
"That's right! Now the excrement throwing campaign has been upgraded. I really have to thank our rich lady for this wonderful idea!"
Jiang Miao ate the melon until she could only nod her head, silently pulled up her mask, and then immediately looked at the international situation.
It turns out that all the Yingguo sacred toilets have been baptized due to the recent event where there are prizes for throwing excrement.
Not to mention normal people, even the security guards who guarded the door couldn't stand the smell and resigned.
After the divine toilet became a toilet, everyone felt that throwing feces was not enough.
Therefore, even though she stopped giving out money, the shit-throwing movement still continued in Sakura, becoming a unique cultural phenomenon in Sakura.
Many people in Sakura are also dissatisfied with the government's handling of nuclear wastewater, and they are continuing to protest by throwing feces. That good guy, take three steps with a small splash, and five steps with a big splash.
At the entrance of the Sakura Government House and in front of the residences of various officials, including the Emperor, they were all covered in feces and urine. It can be called the biggest and most powerful international joke this year.
The series of events derived from the three illusions are now simply outrageous and bizarre.
The whole world is eating melons and watching the excitement every day, and some thoughtful people have seized the business opportunity and started to develop related dung-throwing games.
Even the next version of Resident Evil has become a nuclear sewage crisis. The movie has not yet been filmed and it has simply earned enough attention and gimmicks.
He only spoke righteously every day because of the director's joy, and took the lead in throwing excrement in protest!
Jiang Miao:? ? ?
Six is still you six!
But even though Sakura has been yelled and beaten by everyone, she still refuses to change her attitude. Even if all the money is spent on public relations, under such strong public opinion, the Sakura government still resists and refuses to deal with nuclear sewage.
Jiang Miao thought for a long time and found that for this kind of little Sakurako who didn't want to criticize her face, in addition to occupying the high ground with public opinion, the key was to hold her neck!
Since you are shameless, the key is to defeat him technologically or economically.
Anyway, I have more money now than I can count, so why not invest in some high-tech field and recruit a group of talents to study it and have some fun?
Thinking of this, Jiang Miao invested 5 billion in her game company and asked her secretary to recruit talents from around the world to develop holographic 3D games.
When the secretary directly sent fifty exclamation points, Jiang Miao hung up the phone.
Nothing else, because it was dinner time and she was still busy getting food for others.
And she didn't want to explain anything to her secretary. After all, for a rich woman like her, wouldn't it be natural for her to spend her five billion yuan casually?
Why do employees and subordinates always want to stop her from spending money? Why can't she just spend it for her without saying a word?
Oh, how annoying!
Not knowing that Jiang Miao sighed because she was worried about this kind of thing, the aunt at the second window next to her saw that Jiang Miao's spoon didn't even tremble as she put all the meat in, and her eyes suddenly widened like bells.
She asked why there was such a long queue at Xiao Jiang's side at noon today?
Good guy, where is the master here? This is obviously a complete novice!
Suddenly, Aunt Li was very anxious and quickly gave Jiang Miao a wink, but she gave the blind man her flirtatious look.
In the end, Aunt Li was really helpless and shouted to Jiang Miao at the top of her lungs:
"Xiao Jiang, you have to shake the spoon! Shake it and then knock the spoon!"
"Why do you have to shake the spoon?"
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Jiang Miaoli said confidently:
"I won't."
No, she was just being weird and gave me one spoon at a time. At worst, I asked the kitchen to make more. Why does the aunt have to shake it off all of a sudden?
"Auntie, think about it, did the little money you earned from shaking that one go into your pockets?
No, right? Then why do you want to save money for your boss? Boss, does he know?
How about you make the workers happy, the piglets eat happily, and everyone is happy, that would be great! ”
After Jiang Miao finished speaking, all the aunts fell silent.
That makes so much sense! That is, they are not the boss, so why do they have to worry about the boss’s worries!
You only earn a few dozen yuan a day, but you still have to worry about whether you can make a lot of money for your boss?
But go away!
So soon, the habit of shaking spoons in the cafeteria suddenly disappeared.
All the employees who were preparing meals were surprised to find that their meat volume increased sharply, and their weight also increased linearly.
But who cares, the hospital is so busy anyway, eating well is the biggest expectation every day!
The migrant workers eat well every day and feel very happy. The aunts are also very happy when they are praised by everyone.
Only when Manager Wang was settling the accounts at the end of the month, he suddenly discovered that profits dropped sharply and the amount of food increased sharply, and he suddenly felt bad!
After further investigation, it was discovered that this incident actually stemmed from Jiang Miao not shaking the spoon, and then leading all the aunts in the cafeteria astray!
This new young girl really thinks that she is taking advantage of the canteen. Can he not find out?
Jiang Miao must be taught a profound lesson, let her know that this society is not something she can win with just a little cleverness!
So at this time, Manager Wang immediately rushed to the cafeteria to settle the score with Jiang Miao in anger!