Chapter 166: Improving the old thief Sima, starting from setting up a stall to sell frogs
Old thief Sima!
Been on the field, walked across the stage.
He was definitely someone who had seen big scenes, but at this moment, in this place, when he saw this thing, the old thief Sima began to doubt his life.
"What is this?"
“Set up a stall!”
"????"
Old thief Sima looked in disbelief
Are you sure?
Even at this moment, the old thief Sima regretted it. He would not have come if he had known it.
Maybe he saw his thoughts.
Zhou Yi spoke immediately and said: "Setting up a stall will train your language skills, mental ability, and ability to adapt to situations. Look at people who set up stalls at home or do business."
"Are you particularly good at talking? You can talk to anyone at the dinner table."
"Are you good at handling situations?"
As this set of skills continued to be output, Old Thief Sima fell into deep thought.
Um!
How to say it!
Human!
There are always a bunch of relatives, and the same goes for the old thief Sima. Especially at the end of the year gatherings, you will naturally see a lot of them, but that place.
Old thief Sima doesn't talk, he just eats.
But what about everyone else?
He thought about it carefully and it seemed like it was true.
People who set up stalls or do business are indeed more talkative than those who work part-time or work in white-collar jobs. It turned out to be this reason that Sima was killed at that time.
"But this..."
"Do you still remember what happened on Valentine's Day on 214th? You can't just stand still like you did then? It would be embarrassing for you, embarrassing for me, and it might even have the opposite effect, so we changed the way and didn't show our faces. , do you think this will work? ”
"!!!1"
Kuoyi!
At that time, the old thief Sima's eyes lit up. When he started to come over, he was very nervous.
What if something really goes wrong?
But now the old thief Sima is not panicking.
In the hood area, who knows you?
No one!
It's okay even if it's embarrassing.
I immediately gave a thumbs up, feeling that this is really possible, but this is only the first step, and many things need to be done step by step.
Looking at the old thief Sima.
Zhou Yi felt it was okay.
I always feel like this is not good.
When I was in RNG, I tricked Able into setting up a stall. When I was in RW, I tricked the old thief Sima into setting up a stall.
But Zhou Yi soon shook his head, can the things about e-sports people be called cheating? ?
cannot!
When he was at RNG, if he hadn't been fooling around and setting up a stall, according to the black-hearted contract there, it is expected that it would take four or five years for this kid to officially enter the LPL arena.
Same here.
The old thief Sima's problems must be corrected. He is strong enough, but because of this problem, for a long time, the old thief Sima couldn't find a job at all.
If this problem can be corrected, the career path of the old thief Sima can be extended by at least five years.
So this is not cheating, this is for their better tomorrow.
You are doing a good deed.
After thinking about this, Zhou Yi also breathed a sigh of relief.
Guilt?
Gone!
He even had a full sense of honor, and his eyes towards the old thief Sima changed.
Old thief Sima: "???"
Zhou Yi: "Leave it to me!"
Old thief Sima: "Okay!"
He came here for three things.
Improve autism
Take the initiative to speak.
Communicate with teammates.
So you must work hard and follow Zhou Yi's arrangements.
Zhou Yi, who is working on it, is also thinking about what to do. After all, the disease left by a certain pig is too deep.
So some steps are required.
Soon he figured it out.
The reason why people cannot move forward is because they lack motivation.
So now the old thief Sima needs motivation, so Zhou Yi said, "Let's do this first. By the way, Brother Ma, do you have any money in your pocket?"
"What?"
At that time, the old thief Sima had a question mark.
what?
"Of course I'm going to purchase goods."
"???"
What the hell?
Then the goods were actually purchased and the goods arrived.
Of course it's a frog doll.
This time the number is relatively small, fifty per person. The purchase price is not high, only five yuan for one with lights and three yuan for one without lights. The selling price is also twenty
Ten bucks apiece.
Zhou Yi immediately spoke and said: "Fifty per person, we will get off work after the sales are completed."
"Okay!"
The old thief Sima nodded, and then in a square in Shanghai, there were two more frogs. Even when he started to set up a stall, Zhou Yi specially took a picture of a circle of friends.
【Set up a stall with someone! 】
The circle of e-sports people must also be players.
Zhou Yi's popularity in the circle is pretty good, so the comment section exploded.
[Director: Setting up a stall again? 】
[UZI: You really don’t rest. 】
[Xiye: able? This guy was scolded by the manager before. Isn't he being honest? 】
[Ning: You are not bad. When I was on IG, this guy wanted to sell autographed photos of labor and management. I was so angry at the time]
[Lin Weixiang: Don’t be angry! 】
[Ning: Is this what I’m angry about? What I'm angry about is that I'm worth twenty? Not worth the money of a hamburger? 】
【Xiye:…………】
【UZI：…………】
[Director:…………]
All right!
This is indeed worth getting angry about.
[Ning: JK is thirty, why should I be twenty]
They understand!
【957: Able seems to want my autographed photo too. 】
[Liu Qingsong: Damn! Call someone quickly and arrest him】
[Xiye: I have already found the manager. 】
[Brother Crystal: Something is going to happen. 】
The comments section was chirping.
Finally the real owner came out.
[able: There is a saying that I don’t know whether to say or not. Although I also like to set up stalls, this person is really not me! 】
[Xi Ye:? ? ? ? ? 】
[Brother Crystal:? ? ? ? 】
【UZI:? ? ? ? 】
[Lin Weixiang: Who else could it be if not you? 】
[able: I’m dating my girlfriend and didn’t go to Shanghai. Who is this! 】
As soon as these words came out, Zhou Yi's circle of friends exploded.
Damn it!
Who is this person?
Confused.
[Master Leng: Isn’t it the old thief Sima? 】
[Posture: Are you okay? ? 】
[Brother Crystal: Are you okay? 】
[AJ: Are you okay? 】
[Master Leng:…………]
All right!
This is indeed the case, the old thief Sima set up a stall.
The scenery can only be described in five words: the scenery is picturesque.
It's really not suitable.
If Zhou Yi knew what they were thinking, he would definitely congratulate them for eliminating the correct answer, and this scene was naturally seen by two people in the family.
Yu Shuang was also stunned and said: "Xiao Ranran, your husband went to set up a stall again."
"????"
Xiran was stunned for a moment, but after seeing the picture in the circle of friends.
His expression also became weird.
Really!
What's going on?
"It seems that your husband can't get rid of his reputation as a stall boy, but who is the frog next door? Isn't he able? Who else could he be?"
"It seems that old thief Sima asked him to go out just now. Could it be..."
"No way? Are you unaware of the situation, Brother Marco?"
"Indeed!"
He was the only man who dared to say it on the interview stage.
Such a cold and autistic person.
How can I set up a stall?
Won't!
Won't!
The two of them didn't feel it, but Yu Shuang and Xi Ran were silent for a second, and then their emotional values exploded instantly.
Long live!
Zhou Yi took old thief Sima to set up a stall.
【bite! 】
[Xi Ran’s emotional value +20! 】
…………
[Yu Shuang’s emotional value +15! 】
…………
Tips galore.
Zhou Yi didn't care about this, but continued to promote his frogs. Sometimes he even made some moves and actively promoted them.
Within half an hour of arriving at the square, a dozen of them had already been sold.
On the other hand, look at the old thief Sima.
Just one!
It's not that there was only one person who came to him to buy it, but when someone came to him to buy it and then asked the price, the old thief Sima didn't dare to speak at all.
Only one person answered when asked, and then he replied.
"Twenty with lights, ten without lights."
Then scan the QR code to pay.
As the transfer arrived, Old Thief Sima fell silent when he looked at the number. Maybe the number was not much, but when he saw it.
But there was something strange in my heart.
nervous?
Comfortable? Happy?
All of them.
There was even a strange thought, and it felt like this was not a bad feeling. Before, I had been sitting in my place playing rankings and going on stage to play games.
This is definitely a high-paying profession. It can be said that the old thief Sima is not short of money.
And that number is also punched on the card.
Therefore, the old thief Sima has no concept of money. Even during the live broadcast, if anyone wants to give gifts, his account will be blocked directly. But now that he has actually obtained the money.
It feels different.
Make money!
Seeing the numbers gradually increasing, I felt a little happy!
Perhaps at this time, the old thief Sima finally understood why Zhou Yi was obsessed with setting up a stall. Maybe this was the reason, especially when he saw Zhou Yi being surrounded by people.
The image of frogs constantly being sold is actually a bit envious.
But at this moment, a milky voice echoed in the ears of the old thief Sima, saying: "Uncle Frog, how much does one of your frog cubs cost!"
"…………"
Looking down, she saw a little baby about five years old leaning on her.
Wearing a fan's princess dress.
With a cute magic wand, his little cheeks were so pink that he couldn't help but want to be pinched. After hearing this sound, Old Thief Sima felt like his heart was touched.
nervous?
some!
But the old thief Sima kept encouraging himself that he must speak out and not be autistic.
For yourself!
And for others.
Finally... Old Thief Sima spoke and said: "This is the glowing twenty yuan, and this non-luminous ten yuan, which one do you want?"
"Yeah! Want them all!"
After the little girl's grandmother came over to pay, the old thief Sima looked at her back.
It took a long time to recover.
Does old thief Sima have a girlfriend?
have!
It was even close to the point of talking about marriage, and the topic of children was naturally mentioned. In fact, the old thief Sima didn't feel like these things in the past.
Not only do I not like children, but even small animals,
I don't like anything that is alive and kicking.
But now he feels different, maybe it would be good to have a daughter.
Cough cough cough!
However, after this thought appeared, the old thief Sima still shook his head and dealt with the matter in front of him first. I don't know if it was because he didn't face people.
Or what!
Old thief Sima started to talk more, at least when introducing prices.
He could say it clearly.
Finally, around 9:30 p.m., the two of them closed their stall. In fact, at 8:30 p.m., all the frog dolls Zhou Yi had were sold out.
The reason why he didn't come back was because he was selling it for old thief Sima.
It would have been better to have helped earlier.
There were many people in the square at that time, but it was still a little late, so the speed was a little slow, but the items were still sold out before the stalls were closed.
This is also good news.
After finishing this, the two of them also found a restaurant to settle the bill.
As for where?
It must be the bungalow hot pot.
Originally, when he saw two frogs coming in, the waiter was afraid. What was going on?
Why did two toads come so late at night?
But after seeing the person under the hood, the waiter immediately felt relieved. Zhou Yi knew him, but the old thief Sima must be familiar with him.
This guy is a regular customer of Bungalow Hot Pot.
Big shot!
He immediately spoke and said: "Mr. Han, please come in, is it still the same old thing?"
"Hmm!"
"Arrange immediately."
"Thank you!"
"!!!"
These two simple words shocked the waiter for a whole year.
Long live!
The old thief Sima actually spoke.
Listening to the system prompts and looking at her like that, Zhou Yi knew what this woman was thinking. In some ways, this was really surprising.
But it also shows that this stall therapy is really useful for the old thief Sima.
The old thief Sima also breathed a sigh of relief.
How many e-sports players have good physical strength?
The same goes for the old thief Sima.
So exhausted.
He even had a wonderful idea, whether he should take a rest tomorrow.
But at this moment, Zhou Yi suddenly spoke and said: "Let's settle the accounts, fifty for you and fifty for me, minus the cost and travel expenses."
"There are also some miscellaneous expenses, and the net profit for each of us is 500!"
"!!!"
I'm going!
There is no one who is not interested in money.
If he is not interested, it means that he cannot make this money, and it is useless to be interested. Maybe this number is nothing to the old thief Sima.
But this thing is almost like winning a lottery.
If you make fifty dollars a day, you feel that it is too little. But if you make fifty dollars by buying scratch tickets, it feels completely different.
This is called a windfall.
And Zhou Yi went out to change cash, five hundred per person... The number was not much, but after seeing the red notes, the old thief Sima's eyes also lit up.
This is his first time setting up a stall to make money, and it feels really good.
Now he understands why Zhou Yi likes to set up a stall.
The reason is actually here.
The old thief Sima immediately wanted to put it away and save it in his own treasury, but when he reached out, Zhou Yi interrupted first and said:
"That's true, but... there is still an account to be settled."
"????"
What?
"It looks like this number, but you have to admit...you have a large number of babies that I sold for you, maybe twenty if not thirty."
The old thief Sima was silent. It was indeed like this. If someone helped, he would definitely give him a benefit. But when Zhou Yi took out a RMB, he felt bad all over.
one hundred?
So expensive?
"This number is fair and just. After all, I didn't count the money for the frog costume. Do you want to continue? If not, we will break up?"
"No!"
"???"
"I want to continue!"
"!!!"
At this time, the old thief Sima said this with great difficulty, and his expression was not good.
Don't ask!
It hurts to ask.
One hundred yuan is not a lot, but watching others pull money out in front of you is a completely different feeling. It always feels like something has been stimulated.
This time I got a commission!
Next time!
Absolutely not anymore.
He even had to take money from Zhou Yi.
right!
It must be this way.
"OK! See you there tomorrow!"
"Okay!"
Zhou Yi nodded, knowing it without thinking.
Now the old thief Sima has a strange switch turned on. In fact, many men are like this. When he spends money, he may be lavish.
But suddenly someone took away a hundred yuan.
In other words, if you are fined 100 yuan by your boss, you will definitely feel unhappy.
It will definitely be easy to make money back in the future.
Now the old thief Sima is the same, but it is not that easy to get money from Zhou Yi, but is this right? There is competition.
Only then will there be good results.
Moreover, e-sports players have a strong desire to win, so this will better stimulate the psychology of Sima Old Thief and allow his mentality to undergo a good change.
soon!
After finishing a meal.
Zhou Yi also left, and the old thief Sima also stayed here for a few minutes. Thinking of what happened today, he didn't know what happened to him.
How to do it in such a weird way.
But it feels good.
At this time the waiter came over and said: "Mr. Han, do you need anything else? If there is no problem, I will settle the points for you here."
"Okay! By the way! The wagyu tastes better this time than before. Is it my imagination?"
"It used to be Japanese wagyu, but recently we switched to Australian beef, so it tastes better."
"That's it..."
"Here! Mr. Han! This is your membership card. The total consumption this time is one thousand and fifty."
"Hmm!"
The old thief Sima nodded without even moving his eyelids.
Just when he was about to leave.
The waiter suddenly spoke and said, "I don't know if it's my misunderstanding. I feel that Mr. Han is a lot more cheerful today?"
"…………"
Yeah?
The old thief Sima didn't know either, so he raised his head and looked at the sky.
In the end nothing was said.
Maybe this is a good choice.
After making a phone call to his girlfriend, the old thief Sima also took a taxi back.
He has gone back.
The same goes for Zhou Yi, but the old thief Sima took a taxi, while Zhou Yi walked back. After all, the journey was not too far, and on the way, Zhou Yi also chatted with Xiran on his mobile phone.
[Xi Ran: Are you back? 】
[Zhou Yi: Is there anything you want to buy on the way back? 】
[Xiran: Three cups of milk tea, one of which is hot. Sister Shuang can’t drink cold ones recently, and she has to go to the drugstore before going home. You know! 】
【Xiran: Shy】
【Zhou Yi:…………】
Seeing this, Zhou Yi couldn't help but look up at the sky.
It always feels like Xiran has opened Pandora's box, becoming more and more deviant.
How to say it!
Work hard and be happy.
After we go back, we have a cup of milk tea each.
And when Yu Shuang saw Zhou Yi, she showed admiration and then silently gave a thumbs up. Although Zhou Yi didn't know why this happened.
But it's definitely not a good thing.
But at this moment, Xiran suddenly spoke and said: "Xiaoyi, are you setting up a stall again?"
"How do you know!"
"Do you think I'm stupid? You posted it on WeChat Moments, saying! Who is the other person?"
"How do you feel?"
Feel?
If it is who it is, they already know it.
Just can't believe it.
So we need a definite answer, but now it seems to be certain, but Xiran still tentatively said, "It can't be the old thief Sima, right?"
"Congratulations! You got the answer right!"
Chapter 2 today, daily update of 10,000 words.
(End of chapter)