Chapter 167 It’s too late! The old thief Sima was caught by the urban management
"!!!"
"???"
At that time, the two of them stared at each other, then silently gave a thumbs up.
Cowhide!
Zhou Yi coughed dryly and said: "Actually, this is not my fault. The main reason is that Brother Ma wants to do this to improve his autism."
"…………"
"…………"
I understand the truth, can this work? ?
Not sure!
Then Zhou Yi continued to speak and said: "Have you eaten? If not, I will make a midnight snack."
In one sentence, both of their eyes lit up.
Even though I ate, I said I didn’t eat.
Today, Yu Shuang didn't plan to leave. When she was sleeping, Xiran subconsciously went to Zhou Yi's room, and she even looked forward to it in her heart.
But the next second.
Xiran thought that there were more than just the two of them in this place.
Then he went to his master bedroom with a blushing face.
Then sleep with Yu Shuang.
To this!
Zhou Yi's expression became strange.
And Yu Shuang couldn't help but sigh, these two people... have a good relationship.
Cough cough cough!
Zhou Yi didn't care about this, and the next day, he also went out early. As for what he was going to do, he must have taken old thief Sima to set up a stall.
And this really works!
The old thief Sima used to speak tremblingly, but after three days, the situation improved a lot, and he even sold frogs as fast as Zhou Yi.
Even when encountering someone who is unreasonable, Sima Old Thief will still argue with reason.
That fighting ability is no worse than the village head aunt.
Come to think of it!
Back then, the old thief Sima was a barista who could withstand pressure, and his combat effectiveness could be imagined, but was this change a little too big?
"Brother Marco! What's going on with you?"
"Maybe it's because you're going to be a father?"
"????"
WTF?
What the hell?
Does this have anything to do with this?
I don’t quite understand what Old Thief Sima’s logic is, but I always feel that this should be a good thing. At least Old Thief Sima is a lot more cheerful now.
Put on your hood and argue with reason.
After taking off the hood, he still looks a little cold, but he is much better than before. Playing in this situation should increase the winning rate a lot.
This effect is enough!
Zhou Yi thought, that's it.
However, who would have thought that the old thief Sima wanted to keep the hood, saying that he needed to get used to it again. Zhou Yi did not refuse after thinking for a few seconds.
It's not a big deal anyway.
Then...
On Thursday!
It was a sunny and windy day. After Zhou Yi got up from the bed, he looked at Xiran who was sleeping soundly. He felt extremely proud. He couldn't deal with you yet?
╭(╯^╰)╮!
Let you know who is the owner of this home.
I'm going to the club tomorrow.
God knows what will happen when he gets it, so Zhou Yi decided to spend some time with Xiran tonight. Maybe it would be good to go out and buy some clothes.
That was the original plan.
morning!
Calm and calm.
afternoon!
Very gentle.
It feels really good to be in Wenrou Township, and you can even enjoy Xiran's back-stepping service. It can only be said that the little maid is getting better and better at serving people.
It seems that I will enjoy it in the future.
That's right.
But something happened at night.
It's not that Zhou Yi is dying, nor is there something wrong with Xiran, but something is wrong with Brother Ma.
Old thief Sima!
After taking away the headgear, he started to set up his own stall.
It's not a big deal either.
It's not a car accident, an accident, or a physical problem, but a very serious and scary problem that many vendors will encounter.
Urban management!
Not to mention other people, even Zhou Yi was chased by the urban management several times.
fine!
Zhou Yi ran fast enough.
But...how can people walk by the river without getting their shoes wet?
Ever since!
The old thief Sima was reported.
As for who it is.
We don't know either.
So when I was setting up a stall, I was squatted by the urban management team.
Then got caught.
I was supposed to contact my family, but I didn't expect the call to be made to Zhou Yi. This was a bit embarrassing, so I had to go over to pick someone up. Fortunately, the security here is still good.
Judicial authorities also have flexible management.
And after knowing the identities of the two people, the people inside had strange expressions.
Players who are worth tens of millions and earn millions a year are doing small businesses like setting up stalls here. Perhaps this is the gap between the times.
I don’t quite understand what young people are thinking.
After a period of criticism and education, the old thief Sima was also let go, but as a price, Tou Guo died heroically because he was running away.
The hood fell into the smelly ditch.
After coming out, the old thief Sima was embarrassed.
"I..."
"It's okay! You often walk by the river and your shoes don't get wet. It's not a big problem, as long as you're fine. By the way! How do you feel, Brother Ma?"
“Very good!”
"That's OK!"
Looking at the appearance of the old thief Sima, Zhou Yi knew very well.
This time the plan was very successful.
This is not for myself, but for RW and LPL. Besides, it’s not a big deal. Just treat me to a meal.
That's right as it should be.
The result was the next day.
Only when the two of them boarded the official account did they know what real social death was.
Especially when RW reports.
Several other teammates couldn't hold it in any longer. Forget about setting up a stall, how could they still be caught?
Killua coughed dryly and said: "Xiao Yi! You are also a talented person. Instead of dragging Able to set up a stall, you actually drag old thief Sima to set up a stall? You are awesome! How did you do it?"
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"This..."
However, Zhou Yi didn't wait for him to speak.
Old thief Sima spoke first and said: "I took the initiative to go."
"Brother Ma took the initiative to go, so..."
Killua nodded.
But soon he exploded.
Damn it!
Died young.
The old thief Sima spoke. ,
"Brother Ma? Do you have a fever today?"
"What do you mean?"
"Are you talking again? What you said today is equivalent to what you usually say in a month. Is this the end of the world? Is there a Noah's Ark?"
Zhou Yi: "…………"
Old thief Sima: "…………"
This man is mentally ill!
In fact, Zhou Yi can also understand that Killua, as an assistant, naturally knows the temperament of the old thief Sima. He doesn't even talk when playing games, but now he actually talks.
It's really hard to accept.
But it's also good news.
soon!
Others came too.
Flawless is the jungler, and Aguang is the top laner.
They both looked good.
It seems like you are doing well recently.
The last person to arrive was Doinb, but the moment they saw this person, everyone in the room had strange expressions.
At this time, Doinb's face was pale and his eyes were dull.
My limbs are weak!
It was as if the body had been hollowed out.
You can tell what happened just by looking at it.
A Guang: "…………"
flawless: "…………"
Killua: "…………"
brother!
Mainly the body.
Zhou Yi also coughed dryly and said: "Doinb, what are you..."
"Brother Yi, I have something to ask you..."
"????"
He took Zhou Yi away directly and went to a place where there was no one.
This made Zhou Yi a little confused, what does this person want to do?
After hearing his question, he fell into deep thought.
"Can I help?"
"Is this a problem? All I can say is... pay attention to your health. It's just a fresh period now, and it will get better later! Don't have too much psychological shadow, and don't take supplements. The more you supplement, the more you will lose."
"Is that so?"
"Yes!"
Zhou Yi also coughed dryly and didn't say much. This should be a problem encountered by most gay men, but he didn't seem to need to worry about it.
After all, he is in good health and the system is passive.
Totally OK!
Everyone didn't know what the two were talking about, but they could roughly guess it. Could it be that some people said that women would affect hand speed? Maybe this is the reason.
But everyone also knew very well what they should say and what they shouldn't say.
For this reason, after the two came back, they also started talking about other things. About an hour later, Steak also came to the training hall.
Compared to before, the steak seemed fatter again.
This is life.
Some people lack gold in the five elements, and some people lack earth in the five elements, but steak is simple.
He was short of thinness.
After a few simple polite words, the training match began.
Because there had been no training for a long time, the Steaks were ready to adjust from scratch, but after a training match ended.
It’s different.
Everything is different.
The rhythm on the field is very good. Needless to say, the rhythm of the jungler. The champion jungler is not unworthy of his reputation. However, the biggest change is in the bottom lane.
Especially the old thief Sima started to take command.
It was a direct shock to the steak for ten thousand years.
I copy it!
The old thief Sima can actually talk, and the happiest person is naturally Killua. He cooperated with the old thief Sima before, but he needed to read the prompts.
Then analyze and look at the expression.
It's completely unnecessary now.
The old thief Sima started directing directly. Perhaps compared to other ADCs, the old thief Sima still spoke less, but this was enough.
Even after the game ended, the opponent's coach asked a key question, saying: "What's going on with you guys in the bottom lane? Have you taken any medicine? Why are you so fierce all of a sudden?"
"Is this..."
Hearing this, Steak felt slightly proud.
But not much!
When he won the LPL championship, Steak was still thinking about how to play in the next MSI. You must know that this is the world stage.
The gold content is only higher than LPL.
I was a little worried before. But now this worry has completely disappeared, and I even have a wonderful idea, there is such a bot lane, and there are such players.
This time MSI is stable.
Thinking of this, Steak felt proud.
really!
People who are capable can show their talents wherever they go.
Uh-huh!
That's it.
At this time, RW and the others don't care about this. It doesn't matter whether the coach is there or not. Instead of paying attention to this person, they should think about how to play next.
day!
Gradually advance.
And before setting off, the LPL prepared an expedition ceremony.
All RW members are on stage!
Zhou Yi was not polite when he made bold statements for this MSI.
Is it an expedition ceremony?
No!
Talking session.
This time on stage, I am not representing a team, but a division.
Or rather a country.
There is a saying that goes well, you can't lose momentum if you lose anything, and it's the same here.
What to say?
Finally, Zhou Yi remembered and immediately grinned and said: "We have won the world championship, isn't MSI easy? As for the LCK team."
"How should I put it? I remember that KZ seems to be LZ, right? The top eight teams should not come here to try."
"What?"
"You said that the team has been reorganized, and the jungler has been replaced by Peanut. It will be the same no matter who you replace him. He is just a loser."
As soon as these words came out, the barrage exploded.
【I’ll copy it! 】
【Are you so crazy? 】
[Will you get beaten if you do this? 】
[Hit me, I’m already a world champion, what’s wrong with being a little arrogant? Is there something wrong! ? 】
【There seems to be nothing wrong! 】
And this statement naturally radiated to all competition regions.
I admire you!
There is tension!
There is also confusion.
But the most angry person was the LCK. After hearing this statement, the anger there suddenly rose.
【What kind of cow? Isn’t it just about winning a championship? 】
[I think they are just afraid, and then use their fierceness to cover up their inner timidity! 】
【KZ! It’s up to you! 】
[I can’t win this time, hahaha...]
Then on KZ’s official blog, some discordant voices appeared.
Several people from KZ at that time.
The corners of his mouth were also slightly twitching.
This isn't right.
It was Firm who said that every grievance has its own owner, so go find him. It doesn't matter if you are from home, but the pressure at this time has also been put on the new coach.
SIN!
A gentle new coach led KZ to win the spring championship.
Achievement?
A little bit.
But he didn't dare to take it lightly. The LCK was not merciful. If your performance was not good, no matter what achievements you had made before, they would all be null and void.
So if you want to work hard to achieve good results, the best way is to win MSI.
Performance is everything.
Especially now, I gather the players to train quickly at night.
Even spending a lot of money to seek help from other teams.
SKTT11!
KT!
SSG!
It's all on the list.
Don't ask!
They are unanimous in asking, and they really don’t dare to delay at all. They lost last year, and they must not lose this year. They are training hard here.
And what is Zhou Yi doing?
Um!
Talking about business.
And it was a big deal worth billions, or even tens of billions. For this deal, Zhou Yi and Xiran paid a huge price.
Zhou Yi was sweating all over and his whole body was sore.
Xiran was in the same situation. It might be because he talked too much or it might be due to other problems. At this time, Xiran's mouth was dry. As for why this was happening.
All I can say is that time waits for no one!
The steak side will let the players go back and prepare. If nothing else happens, they will leave for Europe tomorrow. Maybe there will still be some time before the start of the game.
But RW's management takes this competition very seriously.
You must know the reason why S5’s LPL failed.
The main reason is that the departure time is too late.
There is no time to adapt to the time difference after the trip. In order to avoid this happening, we have to advance half a month in advance, and the management is also very generous.
A lot of funding was given directly.
This is much more exciting than OMG, but time is tight, so Zhou Yi went home.
After Zhou Yi came back.
Xiran was a little happy because the other party hadn't come back so early for several days.
But after knowing the reason.
There was also some loneliness in the eyes, but it was understandable, so we started to pack things together, and then something happened naturally.
If there is any problem, it is the Balenciaga pair I just bought.
Cough cough cough!
Maybe this kind of life is not bad, but you still have to leave, but this time the competition is not long, so it shouldn't be too late to come back.
Zhou Yi originally felt that it would be fine if he said this.
As a result, in the morning...
ε=(ο｀*)))Alas.
I can only say that this is no longer a little maid, but a little devil at all, right?
But it’s okay!
Can resist it!
But before leaving, Xiran still kissed Zhou Yi, put a headband on his hand, and said, "Xiao Yi! This is our custom there. We look forward to your triumphant return."
"Yes!"
Are you playing a game?
The ultimate goal is to win the championship, otherwise why would you want to participate?
Complete the achievement!
Xiran’s encouragement?
Almost!
But after the encouragement, it was indeed a threat. He said: "Xiao Yi, I have heard that Europe is more open. If you are not honest, I may be rude to you."
"!!!"
threaten!
A naked threat.
And when you speak, you speak, but where do you put your hands?
After Zhou Yi gave repeated assurances, Xiran let Zhou Yi go. This should be regarded as the little girl's jealousy, but compared to this.
Xiran hopes Zhou Yi will come back soon.
She wants to go too.
But no.
Although the LPL sends hosts to interview players, for this kind of outsourcing job, the candidate has already been appointed. As for who?
Need I say more?
The first host in LPL!
Ren Dong.
The first female host in LPL!
Remaining frost.
Xiran and Yu Shuang have a good relationship. If it were domestic, there would be absolutely no problem in arranging it, but this is not domestic, but foreign.
No matter how good the relationship is, it is of no use.
Just follow the rules.
ε=(ο｀*)))Alas!
pity!
So Xiran could only wait for Zhou Yi to come back in China. This was supposed to be the case, but that night, bad news came from the LPL.
April 29th!
A few days before the start of MSI, the well-known LPL host... Ren Dong was intercepted by the traffic police for driving drunk. Not only would he face the penalty of revoking his driver's license.
He will also be detained!
In other words, this time MSI.
He's out of luck.
【Fuck! 】
【Ren Dong! 】
[This is self-destructive! 】
[Is it so difficult to call a driver? 】
【It’s over! 】
[This career path is completely over. 】
[The MSI is about to start. Who do you think the LPL will send? 】
[Do I need to say this anymore? 】
【I think I know! 】
…………
at the same time!
In a store in Europe, there was a handsome young man.
Chatting on WeChat.
[Xi Ran: There is good news! 】
[Zhou Yi: Are you coming to MSI? ? 】
[Xiran: How do you know? 】
[Zhou Yi: Sister Shuang will definitely recommend you. After Ren Dong leaves, Yu Shuang will be the number one host of LPL. This weight must be there! 】
[Zhou Yi: Secondly, if you have enough professional skills and are proficient in English, Korean, and Chinese, you can save a lot of money on hiring a translator. 】
[Zhou Yi: Really? 】
[Xiran: Yes! 】
[Xi Ran: We are going to meet soon. Are you happy? 】
【Xiran:(*ω)】
[Zhou Yi: Yes, yes! I'm going to go shopping first. Let's talk when we get back! 】
[Xiran:? ? ? 】
What's going on?
It was just a matter of buying things, but there were some special circumstances. Before the game started, these people were very rampant.
What time difference?
Isn't this trivial?
But when they actually arrived, they completely surrendered.
If there is anyone who is not affected, it is Zhou Yi. In fact, he was a little uncomfortable at the beginning.
But the effect soon wore off!
What’s the reason?
Or because of passivity.
[Name: The special spirit of explorers. 】
[Effectiveness: It can stabilize the host's state at a level and avoid acclimatization, altitude sickness, and jet lag problems. 】
All I can say is that this is really good stuff!
But the result became like this, Zhou Yi is no longer a player.
But a nanny!
But it’s not bad, I just have time to go shopping.
And you can also meet acquaintances.
After meeting, the other party directly gave Zhou Yi a big hug and said: "Hello! My friend, I didn't expect that we would meet again."
Zhou Yi: "…………"
Who else could this person be besides Perkz?
How is the relationship between the two of you?
well enough!
It can be considered a partner, but G2's performance this year was not very good, so it did not enter MSI, but this does not affect my ability to be a player.
You can be a sparring partner.
If you can't be a sparring partner, you can be a spectator.
And since Zhou Yi was here, he was very interested and said: "Did you bring anything big this time? Do you want us to make a fortune together?"
"Don't make trouble! Are you playing MSI? Be honest."
"Will you be honest? Tell me! What did you bring this time? You ship the goods, I sell them, how about a 50-50 split? Tell me...what did you bring? It's not Lao Ganma again, is it?"
"That one can't compare to this one?"
"What is it?"
Then he looked at Zhou Yi and took out a boxy, flat bag from his pocket.
Perkz was stunned at that time?
What is this?
(￣△￣；)
(End of chapter)