Chapter 2201 Li Cang: No! Sisters? ?
One hundred and twenty-one-six kilometers downhill on the mountain snow track, there is no turning back the whole way, the track design is more exaggerated than some racing games with nitrogen acceleration, what kind of breakpoint resume, spiral up into the sky, catapult lightning nine consecutive turns It doesn't matter, the key is that this thing is big In the escape mode, from the moment when Li Cang saw dozens of sickle-hands dressed in red and green gongs and drums, dressed as shamans and holding inflatable sledgehammers, appearing in front of the track, he was already wandering around. They tore off the brains of the organizers and thieves and used them as bowls.
What is prohibited from damaging obstacles and NPCs?
Is that true?
Do you think it sounds right to you?
Who the hell can escape the scythe's harvest on this crowded snow road full of idlers? The resident agility value of that thing is twice as high as mine!
After talking about scolding, the dog's nature should not be lost. Amidst the howling of ghosts and wolves, Li Cang was furious and hugged Yuan Shouyi in his Dantian. He squatted down fiercely and used his own weight and left leaning to assist Huo Wen and the car body to complete a nearly The extreme drift without much deceleration successfully drove the two four-wheelers next to it. Only competitors pressed into the range of the sickleman, and heavy artillery launched. The sound of huge inflatable warhammers hitting the car and people was like thunder from the sky and fire on the ground. One of the karts was overturned on the spot and even ejected from the snow track. Up and up, Lao Gao completed the separation of man and vehicle in mid-air.
Huo Wen turned around and waved her fist at Li Cang: "Go to the duck!"
"Put on your gloves! It's cold!"
"Oh"
The damn host of the park organizer was still roaring in an exaggerated tone: "Oh oh oh! Did you see it! Friends! What a wonderful sinking curve of Teacher Cang's buttocks! Girls! Remember this moment! Because! This may be the only time in this life that you are lucky enough to witness such a beautiful scenery! Okay! Teacher Cang and contestant Huo Wen finished the two contestants in one go. ! The cooperation is quite tacit! It’s not like it’s the first time! I didn’t expect that our Huo Wen player is so cruel at heart! Let’s see if Teacher Cang and Huo Wen can catch up with the first team? Sorry! Unfortunately, they are now at the end of the second tier! They will be greeted by the zombie roulette disrupted by the first tier players!”
"I'm going to kill this guy right now! Bury his mouth and tongue in formalin and potassium permanganate respectively!" Li Cang said bluntly: "Wenwen, overtake, those two little girls made a mistake Yes, surpass them!”
"Okay!"
The two girls with playful smiles in front seemed to feel the connection. Suddenly they turned around and gave them a subtle smile. Apart from the white fur, there was also a trace of white fur that was exposed from the collar that was torn apart by the strong wind, which made Li Cang suddenly realize. The color combination is not good, it is the standard thermal clothing of the park staff: "No! These two are not contestants! They are the workers of the park!"
Sure enough, the two little girls laughed even more cheerfully. They leaned their buttocks to the left and squatted down, causing the car's buttocks to turn sharply down. While scooping up a large amount of hard snow on the ground, it also triggered some kind of hidden mechanism.
The snowy road ahead suddenly bounced upward, turning into a slope with an angle of more than 45 degrees. The accelerating light displayed on it was particularly eye-catching, and then, there was the impact of flesh bombs being released as the slope rose.
Dozens of giant, fat zombies that were over eight meters tall and had a simple Michelin texture all over their bodies were wrapped in purple slime bubbles and floating in mid-air. The irregular bounces collided with each other and caused incredible accelerations.
duang~
At least a dozen or twenty karts were swallowed up by the sticky slime bubbles and left to accompany the giant fat zombies. All kinds of high-pitched laughter and screams were mixed in the air, making it a chaotic mess.
Huo Wen: "Left! I'm going to speed up!"
Li Cang: "?"
The leader of the magician chose to believe Huo Wen. He pushed his legs on the ground and exerted force. When his feet were off the ground, he pulled the rear pillar of the car with one hand and hung himself to the left side of the car like a flag, pulling the car body. It deflected sharply, and when the car was almost pulled upright by him, the ejection acceleration zone also arrived.
"Whoosh~"
Tornado destroys parking lot. By the time Li Cang finished his ecstasy, the kart had left the bubble area and landed again. Huo Wen's eyes were filled with clear calmness and a smile. She could even hold the steering wheel with one hand and turn around to praise him: "Li Cang, you Super awesome! ”
Li Cangyun said calmly: "I accept, I accept, I accept!"
Woohoo, what should I do if she is so handsome? When will I be able to hold the steering wheel with one hand? When the car is waiting at a red light?
35 minutes.
This is the end of the game.
When Li Cang and Huo Wen, whose brains had been shaken, went on stage to receive the award, they felt that their souls were still floating on the track, and all kinds of ping-ping-pong-pong big Gs accelerated and spiraled into the sky.
"Third place! The combination of Miss Huo Wen and Teacher Cang from the Academy of Sciences! Teacher Cang? Teacher Cang! Oi! Received the award!"
The first place will receive a bonus, including two work-point cards with a face value of 30,000 yuan, ten-year rights to use the king's flat floor of a new community in Goldfish Real Estate, and two coupons for all entertainment industries under Goldfish, including the park. In third place, only a 6-meter-tall zombie hugging bear and two sets of ten-piece Korean industrial beauty suits were left. There is no doubt that Huo Wen is controlling the points.
It takes one minute to receive the award and one hour to take photos.
In the end, Li Cang and Huo Wen carried the snow-white zombie hugging bear like a battering ram to carve a bloody path through the crowd: "This thing is a bit like the snow monster I fought before!"
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This thing was made from fur that had been skinned alive and re-lasted. It had nearly one meter of snow-white hair hanging down all over its body. If it weren't for its huge butt, it would have been impossible to tell the head from the tail. It took Li Cang several minutes to find its face. Where is it? Well, it is indeed a bear.
Li Cang is carrying Hug Bear, and Hug Bear is carrying Huo Wen. The little girl who usually wants to wrap herself up like a mummy when she goes out now has all her glasses, mask, hat and gloves off. Her social fear attribute has declined sharply, and her body is full of risks. Bai Qi, leaning forward, pointed hard: "That!"
"Have fun! I'm good at everything except driving!"
So the Master Magician was shocked to see a row of big characters on the banner decorated with lights in front of him: Angry Birds Challenge.
Eh?
no!
Sisters? ?
A large slingshot more than three meters high, snow walls and ice sculptures that often start at thirty meters, and other buildings. The following groups could not even see the complete picture. Then Li Cang took a look at the football-sized snowballs piled under his feet. Pao Dan, I just feel that I have been smashed into Huo Wen's hands in this life, and my whole life's reputation has been ruined by an egg.
Originally, he would feel numb when there were more people, but under the gaze of tens of thousands of eyes in the audience, Li Cang's inaccurate shooting theorem was directly raised to a level that was almost truth that did not belong to it, and ten snowballs flew out. , but it didn’t leave even the slightest trace.