Chapter 2202 Not bad
After working hard for two hours, I only got a consolation prize in the end.
The straight-toothed Li Cang sent a backhand message to Jin Yujing, trying to hack the host's bonus performance. The reason was that he was too noisy and affected his performance. He suggested hiring a mute next time.
Aunt Jin:
The ugly zombie hugging bear was finally tied to the roof of the car in a very ugly posture. Huo Wen sat in the passenger seat, her blood-red lips licked the ice cream in her hand, and then looked at the car. The bear, whose sides were overflowing, repeated this, and then narrowed his eyes in pleasure.
The car returned to Duan Li and Huo Wen's mid-level villa with a sluggish belly, Yangshou-2.
Duan Li was dumbfounded as she watched the two of them force a huge thing through the villa door, and was speechless for a long time: "What is this?"
"Can't you see, bear!"
"I know it's a bear, but forget it." Duan Li looked at Huo Wen with red cheeks, held her cold little hand, and then reached out to touch her belly: "Wait, I said Comrade Li Gang, You won't let Wenwen freeze outside It’s been a whole day! Is this how you go on a date? Don’t talk about finding a warm room with a big bed facing the sea and blooming flowers. At the very least, you have to let people eat. You know how to be worldly!” br>
Li Cang was stunned and scratched his head: "Eh?"
We played from noon to early morning, and finally watched a fireworks show. The magician did not think of buying even a little snack to cushion his stomach. The ice cream before getting in the car was the only ice cream Huo Wenliang had all day. Ice cold heat.
Huo Wen stood on tiptoe and put a few clothes that were almost soaked with sweat into the dirty clothes basket, ran to the sofa and poured herself a glass of something: "I'm not hungry!"
"I won't starve you to death! Put it down! Do you hear me! Don't drink on an empty stomach!"
"Cold!"
"Why weren't you cold just now?"
"Forgot!"
Duan Li rolled her eyes: "You two bastards, go take a bath with me immediately. I asked my aunt to make something and ordered takeout. It will be here soon!"
Huo Wen turned around and around, holding a small piece of clothing in her hand. She looked at Duan Li, who seemed to have remembered something, and then looked at Li Cang, trying to maintain and even sublime the hard-won success with her own skills. Precious friendship: "I, I can take a bath!"
The magician staggered and looked at Duan Li with a look filled with disbelief.
Duan Li went crazy: "You! Is this what I usually teach you? This is not an open hot spring. Why do you know how to take a bath?"
Huo Wen was confused: "But the swimming pool at home is also very big"
"Get in!!"
"Oh"
"What are you doing again?"
"Put the swimsuit on"
Duan Li stared at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle with dull eyes, and said weakly: "Forget it, don't put it back. I've always turned on the thermostat on the roof. I'm also going to change into a swimsuit. Li Cang, in that guest room There is something prepared for you, go find it yourself”
However, Huo Wen's eyes immediately became alert. She stared at Duan Li and cautiously took half a step back, then another half step: "No! I won't wash with you! You just know how to bully me! You still want me to call you mom!"
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Li Cang:─━_─━
Duan Li was sweating profusely. She gritted her teeth and clenched her fists, and her body was shaking slightly. Such an honest child's safety declaration was not very harmful but extremely insulting. In short, Huo Wen was finally dragged into the shower room by Duan Lisheng.
The sound of water was pouring, but Duan Li was the only one who was still complaining about his evil voice.
Huo Wen's character is actually very much like a piece of glutinous fruit gummy. She can be civilized and martial on the operating table, but she can cut her eyes without dryness, and she can cut blood without trembling. Outside of work, she is like a scorned little bun. , Duan Li used to teach her how to lick a dog fiercely and teach her how to behave He taught her various secret life skills of the Duan family in managing relationships with colleagues. Although Huo Wen was in trouble and turned around and forgot what to do, Duan Li couldn't stand it. After a few years, Duan Li insisted on doing it at a young age. I have become a mother.
There was nothing for Li Cang to do. By the time the two of them came out of the shower room, soft and wet, he had already finished heating the dishes.
Duan Li stared at him suspiciously: "Why did your eyes suddenly wander when you looked at emmmm?"
Li Cang wiped his tears with a handful of paper towels and said with great bitterness: "I want to scald that wine, Timi, it smelt me to death. That thing is not 58 at all. How high is it?!" Duan Li was speechless. Ning choked: "My friend, tsk tsk tsk, with this treatment, if Wenwen wants to prepare some chewy dishes to go with the wine, do you have to go out and fork a Huaxiong back?"
"71" Huo Wen held the warm wine bottle very dearly and said weakly: "You got it wrong. Bamboo Rain does not have a degree. The greener the wine, the higher the degree."
Li Cang opened his mouth: "Excuse my ignorance, I only know that there are light-flavor and sauce-flavor liquors, but I didn't expect that there are also burning-flavor liquors!"
Seeing Huo Wen pouring herself wine, Duan Li was visibly panicked: "I, I, I can't drink this, I'll open a bottle myself, take it, take it!"
Huo Wen felt aggrieved and serious: "But it has been boiled. The taste will change after drinking it."
Li Cang watched helplessly as Huo Wen sipped the 1.5L of wine from the large champagne bottle-shaped Bamboo Rain into her thin lips and small mouth, without even changing her face - she was talking about Huo Wen, Li Cang's face almost turned the same color as that wine.
"Then you are quite a drunkard~"
At the end, the Master Magician picked up the iced Coke cup and drank the taste of Guojiao. It was difficult to swallow, and he was drunk, and he was in a trance.
Duan Li flexed two fingers and waved them in front of Li Cang: "How many days is this?"
“Take it away, if you don’t like eating lotus root strips!”
Huo Wen held the cup in both hands, her big eyes blinking and writing with a pinch of wilting: "Cheers?"
There is no mistake in every song, one post, one content, one 6 one, one book, one book, take a look!
"Do it!"
Li Cang quickly grabbed his job.
Duan Li raised another finger and sighed: "Didn't Aunt Rao say that his drinking capacity has increased, and he eats two meals a day?"
Huo Wen looked at Li Cang eagerly and put her hand on the small pillow: "Medicine is not wine!"
Keeping the movement and bending one more finger, the other hand was about to pinch Huo Wen's face: "It's all your fault, mom. The life-long event that I have been thinking about will be delayed by your little hooves this time!"
Huo Wen hid: "What a horse?"
"Sleep with him! That's fine~"
After Duan Li finished retracting her fingers, Huo Wen took the pillow and put it under Li Cang's face just before Li Cang put his head on the table. They took out their mobile phones and compared them at a 45-degree angle. They took high-intensity selfies in succession. .
Huo Wen said very understandingly and solemnly: "I will help you carry him to the bedroom. Sister Ma from the work unit said that his husband was drunk and weighed more than the corpse, and it was difficult to carry him!"
Duan Li began to grind her teeth: "Can you sleep after you put it in?"
"Then you can't sleep?"
"I'm sleeping, you little hooves." Duan Li shouted with great intensity: "Only you? Still keeping your appearance? Still doing the surgery? How did you learn the physiological hygiene class?"
"I'm skipping a grade!"
"I don't believe you haven't seen it on your corpse table!"
"Sister Ma and the others won't show it"
The child was well protected, and knowing but not understanding was the most fatal. Then Huo Wen mustered up about two and a half kilograms of courage and raised her slender neck with great determination, but her voice was still soft and soft. The little one dipped some wine and made serious gestures on the table: "Don't be disgusted with people. I secretly read the book and drew a cross-section diagram for you to help you know where the sensitive zones are."
Duan Li: "."
So what, there must be a lunatic or a fool between us.