Chapter 841: His Highness the Holy Son likes trousers? 【Ask for monthly ticket】
During dinner, the mother came to the real world and accompanied her son and daughter -in -law to eat.
She likes to live here, so before dark, she can come back ... In the book, the world is a sage who is high, and the top big man who stomped his entire Three Realms.
Only in the homestay can the mother -in -law enjoy the fun of being a mother with peace of mind.
There is a sensible and handsome son here, and a beautiful and obedient daughter-in-law. If you don't understand anything, you can leave it to Jia Wenhe, who has high intelligence, to figure it out. It doesn't have to be perfect.
As soon as the mother -in -law sat down, Lu Bu also came to dinner. When she saw Master, this guy hurried over to salute and asked well.
"Fengxian has worked hard in the war. Let's sit down and eat together."
When Lu Bu heard this, he hurriedly filled a bowl of porridge for himself, and grabbed four or five steamed buns, ready to eat some to avoid being criticized by his master for eating too much.
Today's porridge is the eight-treasure porridge cooked by Xiu He. It tastes good, especially the chestnuts and sweet potatoes in it. It tastes very sweet. It is appetizing and goes well with the meal when paired with the side dishes made by Li Yu.
Zhou Ruotong put the pot made by Li Yu in front of her mother -in -law:
"Mom, will Haotian clear out all the newly canonized gods?"
The empress took a bite of the pot sticker, nodded and said:
"It will be cleaned up, but even if he drives away these new gods as soon as he becomes a god, the merits of Heaven will be deducted, and the stability of Heaven will be destroyed. And with Haotian's character, there is a high probability that he will not be so decisive. It’s always about wanting both and not being able to distinguish between priorities. In the end, everything is overwhelming and nothing can be left behind.”
Three hundred and sixty -five are positive gods, 100,000 stars, plus the obedient God, the entire heavenly court has become the Three Realm garbage dumps.
The newly appointed Doumu Yuanjun is an old bustard. As soon as he took office, he organized his female fairies and wanted to open a Qunfang Pavilion in the heaven. He was also planning to invite Haotian to attend.
As for the men's fairy, they were not idle, and they were organized to be thugs. By the way, they went to Yaochi and other places to take some "fresh goods" to increase the appeal of Qunfanglou.
Lord Huo Dexing was a miser in his previous life. He planned to list all the places in heaven where fire was used and prepare to charge for it. The fire department could not give its efforts in vain. If you want to use fire, you should use merit in exchange.
Shui Dexingjun was an evil ghost who died of rabies. He was extremely afraid of water, so when he took office, he threw all the water sources under his control into the human world, and no water was allowed in any place in heaven.
Ray Gongdian's mother is a pair of abducts. He took over Doumu Yuanjun's business and intends to get a few high -quality fairies from Yaochi to get a lot of remuneration.
As for the town hall of the Lingxiao Palace, a thief was born. As soon as he took office, the Wannian Lantern Lantern of Lingxiao Temple was gone. The whole disappearance is gone.
The Three Immortals of Fu, Lu and Shou liked mature women. As soon as they arrived in heaven, they looked at the Queen Mother with lustful eyes. They made the Queen Mother furious, but they were helpless.
In addition, transvestites, exhibitionists, psychopaths, murderers... there are all kinds of messy gods. It's really hard for Lao Jiang to find them all so comprehensively.
Lu Bu listened to laugh and laughed:
"This move is really incomprehensible. Haotian has to acknowledge the mission sent by Tiandao. I'm afraid he is jumping around and scolding me at this moment... One word, absolutely!"
Li Yu asked:
"Mom, Yang Yan's family is not in heaven?"
"No, family members of various worlds settled in the world, and completely cut with Haotian."
Mu Guiying chuckled:
"I really hope that group of abducts can turn the mysterious girl, so there will be fun to watch."
The mother -in -law drank her mouth eight treasure porridge, and carefully analyzed:
"There is also the authority of war in the hands of Xuan Nu, which is not easy to run, but those maids in Xuan Nu Dongfu should not be so lucky ... wait for the world to close, leaving the world and the underworld. At that time At first, try to make merit as much as possible, and at the same time serve the people. "
After talking about this, the mother -in -law looked at Lu Bu and asked:
"Where did Fengxian hit?"
Lu Bu quickly put down the spoon in his hand and replied respectfully:
"We have captured Yiling, where Xuande was completely defeated, and are heading towards Yidao County. The next step is Jiangling... I am heading east. Zhou Zhong, who is stationed in Jiangxia, has sent veteran Huang Zhong to lead the navy up the Han River. Rushing to Xiangyang, Xu Gongming of Nanyang will also lead his army south. When the land and water attack comes, Liu Biao will be unable to escape. "
The Empress has obviously studied the war situation of the Three Kingdoms:
"After taking Jiangling, divide your troops and go south, quickly sweeping through the four counties of Wuling, Changsha, Lingling, and Guiyang. If there are not enough men and horses, you can ask Jiang Shang to help transfer the army, and strive to capture most of the territory of the Han Dynasty before the Spring Festival."< br>
Lu Bu nodded hurriedly:
"Good Master, I will start arrangement when I go back."
The empress explained again:
"After taking over Hanshou County, build a temple for Guan Yu... Even though there is no Guan Yu in your world, it is his roots after all. You need to commemorate it. You can find someone to make up a story for the specific details. In short, let Guan Yu's Faith continues and cannot be broken.”
Hanshou County was the original governance office of Jingzhou and the prosperous house of the entire Jingzhou. However, because it was too far from the Dongdu Luoyang, the governance of Jingzhou gradually moved north. By the end of the Han Dynasty, the state governance has moved to Yicheng, southern Xiangyang. Liu Biao rode into Jingzhou alone and went to Yicheng.
Later, the state government moved further to Xiangyang, but Hanshou County did not decline much because it was too far away from the state capital. Hanshou County was still an important town in Jingnan.
The Hanshou Pavilion in Lao Guan is the food of a pavilion in Hanshou County. From the income at the time, this was a good title, and it was given by Liu Xie, so Lao Guan was emphasizing his Han Han. Even if he became a general, even if he became a general, the title of Han Shouting Hou was still in his title and was proud of it.
The reason is that this is the reward for top military merit, and it is a lifelong honor for soldiers.
This has a huge impact on morale and personal reputation.
Li Yu reminded:
"In Yuncheng, I can also give the whole statue or something for Lao Guan, so that he can have a golden body as soon as he becomes a fairy."
Lu Bu consider a moment:
"Then I will discuss with Kong Rong and others, and let them compile things like five levels and six generals, Wenjiu cut Huaxiong, etc., so that the bookmakers can promote it around, and the newspaper can also be serialized."
In the world of the Three Kingdoms, Yuan Shu fled southward from Runan and crossed the Huaihe River before settling down in Shouchun.
However, Pound led the army to chase afterwards. Yuan Shu felt that Shouchun was not safe. He heard that Sun Ce had just led the army to launch Hefei, and he planned to occupy the nest.
Anyway, Sun Bofu was his subordinate, and what he defeated was the same as what Yuan Shu defeated me.
In this way, after Shouchun's brief rest, Yuan Shu led the army to Hefei, and sent someone to Hefei to inform Sun Ce to quickly hand over Hefei, and then across the river to attack Danyang County.
The north bank of the Yangtze River is not safe, or Jiangdong is better. There is a barrier to the Yangtze River.
What Yuan Shu didn't expect was that his notification would actually make Sun Ce prepare.
The boy did some arrangements, and then he took the soldiers out of the city obediently. He wanted to make Hefei's posture, but in private, he secretly took people to the north of Hefei and quietly set up 伏 on the official road.
As soon as Yuan Shu's army arrived, he disguised himself as a bandit and attacked Yuan Shu's army to pieces. Han Dang, Cheng Pu and others took the lead and beat Yuan Shu to pieces.
Hefei can't get in, and can only evacuate to Shouchun again.
I planned to settle down and let Dachewen who followed him scolded Sun Ce. Before Shouchun, Pound chased from the north. Yuan Shu was cut by Pound when he was in dilemma.
Yuan Shu and Yuan Highway, who was known as the Skeleton King by the later generations, was buried in the summer of the first year of Fengming.
Sun Ce and Pang De reunited their troops. After a short rest, Sun Ce led his troops across the river to Danyang County. Pang De led the cavalry with relatively strong mobility to attack Guangling County all the way east.
This is the territory occupied by Zuo Rong. Zhang Xi had been busy resisting Cao Cao's attack and had not bothered to clean up Guangling County. Pang De had nothing to do and led his army into Guangling. He cut off Zuo Rong's head and sent this violent man to death. Fanatics who promote Buddhism go to the underworld to grow mushrooms.
When the world in the book was in full swing, Li Yu in the real world was preparing for the New Year.
On the twentieth day of the twelfth lunar month, Li Jianxin and Zhang Ping both resigned and drove back to Yinzhou to celebrate the New Year.
Li Yu bought a big fat pig of about 300 kilograms from the village. He slaughtered it and transported it to the B&B. He salted part of it and hung it up to make bacon. He also made several flavors of sausage.
For example, sweet Cantonese-style sausages, spicy Sichuan-style sausages, northern-flavored smoked sausages, etc. There are many types.
The empress and Zhang Ping also officially reunited in the real world. The two sisters went to a beauty salon in the city for a SPA that day. When they were done, they felt it was not enough, so they went to the resort to soak in a hot spring.
When he returned to the homestay, he heard Li Yu mumble:
"When I didn't come back, the B&B still had a mother. Now that I came back, the two mothers ran away together. The B&B didn't even have a backbone. How was it going to survive this year?"
Zhang Ping gently patted her son on the back:
"After we have worked hard for a whole year, can we not live a fastest year? You play less games, prepare more new year goods ... Don't sleep for tomorrow morning, let's go to the collection together, don't learn the cicada, let's relax together."
As soon as the little girl was on vacation, she intends to assault the winter vacation homework, and then learn some high school knowledge, and complete the high school studies in advance. However, as soon as she hear the market, the babies of Cicada immediately took out their ears and cotton gloves. Get rush, you have to be more ready.
After eating pig vegetables, Li Yu returned to the room and was about to rest. When he saw Zhou Ruotong's video call with Gu Ying, he walked over and greeted him. By the way, he fed a snow lotus for Tong.
Gu Ying at the other end of the video suddenly quit:
"Boss Li, after all, I am also a shareholder of the scenic spot and the Hanfu Factory. Can't you change your habit of spreading dog food everywhere? Zhang Ritian, Boss Li is feeding Tongtong Snow Lotus. I don't care, you have to feed me too."
Zhang Hao put an unpeeled potato to her mouth and said:
"Xuelian hasn't bought it yet, or you can take a sip of potatoes to solve it?"
The two returned to Beijing today to prepare for the wedding of the 26th month of the lunar month.
Li Yu asked:
"How many hours does it take to fly directly from South America to Beijing?"
"For more than a dozen hours, fortunately, there are beds on the plane, bartenders, and can play games. It's not boring along the way."
There is no mistake in every song, one post, one content, one 6 one, one book, one book, take a look!
Two days ago, Li Yu saw the price of this charter, more than three million, or one way.
The cost of these two people who go home may not be able to earn a lifetime for ordinary people ... Although Li is already His Highness His Highness of the Emperor of the Emperor, he is still a bit staggering when he sees the price.
Zhang Hao put down the potatoes, took an orange, peeled it open, broke off a piece and fed it to Gu Ying, making sure it was not sour, and then filled his mouth with a piece:
"Boss Li, do you have any folk performances during the Spring Festival in your scenic spot? I plan to go to the scenic spot on the third day of the lunar new year to experience the folk activities in the Central Plains."
Li Yu said:
"There are fighting generals during the day and blacksmiths at night. Other projects are not confirmed yet, it depends on the weather."
In a few days, Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong will go to the capital to attend the wedding.
This time I still drove back and forth. When I came back, I took Zhou Ruotong's parents to a B&B for the New Year. If nothing unexpected happened, the couple, who majored in archeology, would also take a short trip to the book world.
Gu Ying said with a smile:
"Let Brother Dao be ready to pick up the guests. I want to take more photos with him this time."
Li Yu made an OK gesture:
"No problem, I will definitely let the dog cooperate with you throughout the process."
After the video chat, Li Yu squeezed Tong Bao's shoulders:
"Daughter-in-law, what gifts should we bring when we go to your house this time?"
"It's okay. Just watch and prepare. Before eating, my mother-in-law said that she would prepare a flat peach for my parents and your parents each. They will eat them when they travel to the world in the book to take care of their bodies first."
After Guanghan Palace was merged into the Wa Palace, Chang'e gave the empress more than ten flat peaches in order to express her gratitude. These were usually given by the Queen Mother. As a Daluo, Chang'e no longer needed to eat these things, so she gave them to her. Gave it to my old mother.
Li Yu asked:
"Do you have mine?"
Zhou Ruotong raised a piece of snowdrops to Li Yu's mouth:
"You have something else, which is better than a flat peach."
Something else?
Li Yu was a little unknown, but Baby Tong didn't say anything, he had to hold back his curiosity.
When the real world begins to prepare New Year's goods to celebrate the New Year, the world of Fengshen is a different story.
The chaos in heaven was so chaotic that the clergy and authorities in the three realms had no time to take care of it, so the gods in Chaoge City began to have their thoughts.
For example, Zhao Gongming, the official currency of various worlds was issued by him. Although he had no name of the God of Wealth, the authority of the God of Wealth was firmly held in his hands. The bad gambling ghost only gambled in the heavenly court, and he never cared about it at all.
The other gods are similar. They have no enterprising spirit and just want to eat, drink, have fun, and enjoy the snow, moon, wind, and flowers. The tireless nature of the gods makes them extremely happy.
The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit released the lion monster, feeling that this guy's transformation technique would be a waste if it were not used.
After thinking about it, they made him look like the Queen Mother, and then sent him to the Qunfang Tower in the heaven to sit on the stage. It is said that the three brothers Fu, Lu and Shou were extremely excited, but before they had time to enjoy themselves, the Queen Mother rushed over and transformed the lion into a monster. The queen mother tore it to pieces, demolished the Qunfang Tower, and massacred the gods inside.
With this commotion, Doumu Yuanjun's authority fell aside and passed smoothly into the hands of the Golden Spirit Mother.
After re -obtaining Doumo's authority, the Virgin of the Golden Spirit came to the Turtle Virgin of the Palace and Secretariat:
"I really envy you. Being able to work here makes me different. I have a hundred and eight thousand stars under my hands. I keep asking for trouble. It's annoying to death."
When she was in Versailles, Our Lady of Turtle Spirit stretched herself, and her slim white shirt showed off her beautiful figure to the fullest:
"Sister Jin Ling is amazing, unlike me, sitting in the study room in the same bed and breakfast, dealing with a bunch of trivial things ... This computer chair is the favorite of His Highness His Highness, do you want to experience it?"
Now it is the turn of Our Lady of Golden Spirit to be unhappy:
"Do you and Su'e are so busy? Otherwise, I will come and help you, obligation."
Holy Mother Turtle Spirit smiled:
"Aren't you busy?"
"No matter how busy you are, you can't cold the feelings between the sisters ... Is this computer chair comfortable?"
"Very comfortable, do you want to try? If you think, you can let you experience it."
The Virgin of the Golden Spirit was really exciting, but couldn't pull her face, looked down at the high heels on the feet of the Turtle Lord's feet, and looked at it.
"Good guy, do you wear striped pantyhose in your pants?"
After speaking, he patted the leg of Our Lady of Turtle Spirit and whispered:
"Dead Nizi, you are so courageous!"
The Holy Mother Turtle’s face turned red:
"This is called pants, Gui Ying said that His Royal Highness likes ..."
Our Lady of Golden Spirit said quickly:
"Then you don't hurry to divide my two pantyhose, let me feel it too ... Is this OL worker dress comfortable? Try it on the way to make it clear."
"It's okay, I feel like I'm a strong woman."
When the two chatted, Ji'e walked into the pink castle where the Tianjie Group was located, ready to cross his quasi -holy robbery.
Even though the outside of the pink castle looks like a kindergarten, it is actually a huge palace inside. Behind the palace is a broad valley with no end. Jie Yun usually lives in it. It is thousands of miles in radius, which is more than enough to survive a quasi-sacred tribulation. .
As soon as she entered the door, Chang'e saw Caiyun Fairy and Hanzhixian each holding a page of manuscript and reading, and asked with a smile:
"What are you two looking at?"
Han Zhixian shook the paper in his hand and said:
"The story written by the Turtle Spirit Holy Mother Queen is based on the love between His Royal Highness the Holy Son and the Yunxiao Queen. However, she always finds reasons to delay the update. Now she has just written about the two going shopping hand in hand, which is so sweet."
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R b asked:
"Can I see?"
Caiyun fairy handed his own paper:
"Yes, in a trace of divine power, the directory will automatically appear. You can look at the palace owner. Each chapter is posted well, which is worth reading."
Wu'e didn't know what the sugar she said, holding this curiosity, entering the divine power, and looking at it from the beginning.
As she watched it, she was attracted by the story. The various sweet passages made her smile unconsciously, and her heart felt sweet.
In the underground of the Palace of the Palace, in the space of the power of the saints, there is a light and shadow floating in the space, and all kinds of divine power are intertwined. Power, the power of heaven and earth, the power of the emperor, the power of the wealth, the power of the gods, the power of reincarnation ...
Now that the power of Taiyin has quietly gathered in, making this group of light and shadows be larger, and there are many dense light spots in it. It runs according to a certain trajectory. It looks like one side ... the universe!
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Ten thousand words have been completed today, please make a monthly ticket, brothers!
(End of chapter)