Chapter 842 Wukong Achieves Daluo! [Please give me a monthly ticket]
After reading the sweet sweet article written by Gui Ling, Wen'e handed the page to Fairy Caiyun:
"How to read the subsequent content?"
> Han Zhixian said: "Go to find the Holy Mother of Turtle Spirit and exchange the pages of the book in her hand with a mask. If there is any update, the pages will have a prompt sound. You can enter the divine power to check it."
Feng'e feels like she can't keep up with the times: "What is a facial mask?"
Fairy Caiyun opened the drawer next to her and took out a box from it:
"In the real world, people who love beauty use this to hydrate their skin, and they will look more beautiful after applying a mask. Later, our place became popular here, and everyone loves to use it."
Yun'e received In my hand, I felt a little funny. The fairy's skin was completely condensed by spiritual energy, free of dust and filth, so how could I replenish it?
Han Zhixian introduced: "In the past, the Holy Mother of Turtle Spirit asked for a mask to be updated again. Later, the empress changed it and used ten boxes of masks to replace it with a page. In the future, you don't have to pay for updates. .”
Then Yan'e found it very interesting. The noble saint actually learned from merchants and started a business:
"Then how should I get this mask? Do you need to find someone to buy it?"
Fairy Caiyun shook her head:
"This thing is not available at all. You need to do good deeds for the people, and then go to Xiaoxiao Internet Cafe in Chaoge City to get the mask. The person in charge of Xiaoxiao Internet Cafe, namely the sister-in-law Qiongxiao and Bixiao of His Highness, will follow everyone. Distribute facial masks to the contributions of the human race... My box is to push away the rainy clouds for the people and avoid a flood disaster."
Yen'e reacted instantly:
"The Empress uses this thing to call on the gods to help the human race... I have such ulterior motives, and I really deserve to die..."
She took a deep breath and prepared to go after the tribulation is completed. Let’s go around the world and help the people do something good.
For example, build a road, dig a river, etc., so that the people can live a good life.
Thinking of this, Feng'e talked about the serious matter: "I plan to survive the holy tribulation, what should I do?"
As soon as he finished speaking, an old and distant person came from the depths of the hall. Voice:
"Come, I, here, I, help, you, achieve, achieve, accurate, holy!"
The monkey glanced at Fairy Caiyun and Fairy Hanzhi:
"Is this the voice of Jieyun?"
Fairy Caiyun nodded and shouted to the back of the hall: "Little Feijie, don't be naughty, the Lord of Guanghan Palace and Guiying are Those who call each other sisters, if Guiying is unhappy to call Queen Yunxiao, hum... it looks good as you!"
The old voice inside immediately turned into the voice of a child:
< br>"Oh, I'm just kidding. Welcome the Lord of Guanghan Palace here to overcome the tribulation. If you need to pause, I can increase the interval to slow you down."
Wen'e walked towards the palace: "No, everything should be at the normal pace." Wen'e came to the valley behind the hall, and Wen'e flew into it for another two thousand miles. Stop in the middle of the valley and begin to welcome the arrival of the quasi-holy tribulation.
In the real world, a whole family drove their cars and headed to the town to the market.
The 20th day of the twelfth lunar month is approaching, and every big market is filled with people. If you want to shop and eat, you have to try to get up early so that you can calmly taste various delicacies and choose suitable New Year’s goods.
Li Yu drove his Maisha Bentayga and went down the mountain while muttering to his mother sitting in the back row: "Tell my second aunt not to tinker with facial masks as a micro-businessman. What did she do last time I still find a way to rely on the gods to deal with the masks... If the gods know that I gave the three-no products, my divine nature would probably not be able to hold back." Zhang Ping agreed: "I told her not to let her invest randomly. She went to the class to attend classes, bought a bunch of products after listening to the class, and thought about being a strong woman all day long to start a career, but she either sold insurance or facial masks." br>
The Empress smiled and said:
"It's okay, I have removed all the harmful substances in the mask. And even if there are ingredients that are bad for the body, the gods don't care. Instead, the mask increases the enthusiasm of the gods to help the human race."
Subor Zhou Ruotong, who was driving, turned her face and asked: "Mom, have you used all the masks received by the Holy Mother of Turtle Spirit?" "No, I secretly let Qiongxiao girl transport it again Internet cafe, continue to let the gods work and work hard to do good things for the people."
Li Yu was idle last night and read the "Space Exploration Editorial Department" and the donkey inside was carried by a wooden stick. The carrots were led to the deep mountains, and Lao Tang from the magazine was also led to the deep mountains by the alien carrots.
Unexpectedly, the gods and immortals in the world in the book also had their own carrots - facial masks.
But earning a mask is just an appearance. The reason why the gods are full of motivation is mainly for merit and faith. These two are what gods are pursuing.
The Empress touched Zhang Ping gently: "How is your second sister doing business?"
Zhang Ping thought for a while and said:
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"It's just a small shop selling tobacco and alcohol, but she thinks she is a strong woman and has always fantasized about becoming stronger and bigger... What do you ask about this?" The Empress said:
"The mushrooms and fungus grown in the underworld have always been harvested. It is good for mortals to eat them. If she can calm down and open a shop, I can transport some and let her sell them slowly."
Zhang Ping didn't dare to do so." Agree:
"I'll ask first. If she can calm down, let her open a store. If she can't calm down, forget it... By the way, are there any mushroom and fungus warehouses? If so, I'll give it to you first. She gave some, she tasted it and was good for her health, and would take the initiative to come to me for wholesale. "
"Yes, the mushrooms and fungus eaten in the B&B are all from the underworld."
At the big market, the old mother looked at the old people who came to the market with three-wheeled electric wheels, and finally understood what Guiying said to turn on the electricity. What is the scene of three rounds of the market?
Diao Chan saw someone selling zengcao, so she bought one for everyone.
But when paying, Li Jianxin scans the code to pay: "With us elders here, it's not your juniors' turn to pay."
Seeing that there was a second-hand excavator on one end of the Daji, Li Yu said to his father: "Dad, as an elder, can you help sweep the money for those excavators?" Li Jianxin quit: "Don't worry about my little compensation... The rural market is really promising now. It even has excavators. Can you buy this kind of second-hand product? It will break if it gets home, right? "
Mu Guiying explained to her father-in-law:
"As long as you drive it there, the gods can help repair it."
Li Jianxin: "..."
It's been so many days, but I'm still not used to the existence of the gods.
Li Yu went to ask about the price of the excavator, then called Wu Song, asked him to have breakfast, and took Wang Shengmin to the gathering to see. If it was suitable, buy it back. If it was not suitable, forget it.
The construction industry is becoming more and more sluggish, and there will be more and more large-scale machinery in the future, so there will be no worries about not being able to buy it.
The whole family moved to ten o'clock in the morning at the big market. Not only did they eat and drink, but everyone also bought a lot of things, and the trunks of the Bentayga and the Guards were all stuffed.
Returning to the B&B, Diao Chan took off the panda hat on her head, rubbed her stomach and said: "I'm so full again, crying."
The old mother held the lead. Her hand said: "Come on, I'll help you solve it."
After saying that, the old mother took Diao Chan to the world of books. As soon as she came in, a little starlight gathered on the little girl from all directions, scaring her: "Mom, what is this?" >
The Empress said: "Your merit, you helped the people of the world in the book when you were in the real world. This is their feedback on their power, which will be beneficial to you."
After saying that, the old mother used her divine power to pass the little girl, and the feeling of being overeating disappeared instantly.
Diao Chan felt it was amazing, so she looked around and asked, "Is this the Imperial Palace of Wa?" "Yes, it's our family... to eat this peach, Go wait a moment... Wen'e is going through the tribulation, then forget it. You can prepare a gift for Wen'e when you go back. This peach is saved by others."
The little girl nodded heavily :
"I will!"
She finished eating the peaches in a few bites and obtained a lifespan of 36,000 years. Her skin was more delicate and fair, and her figure was more perfect.
The Empress held her hand, first led Diao Chan to walk around the Wa Palace, and then went to several books to browse the great rivers and mountains, then left the books to the world and returned to the homestay. Mu Guiying was gnawing sugarcane. When she saw Diao Chan come back, she couldn't help but look up and down: "Fairy Little Chan, have you become more beautiful?!" >Diao Chan is still immersed in the shock of being a god flying around:
"Sister Guiying, I just flew several worlds. It turns out that this is the feeling of flying, so special."
Mu Guiying smiled:
"I have experienced it since I was a child, and it's not interesting. , How do you become beautiful? "
Diao Chan answered honestly: "I ate a peach and it became like this. My mother-in-law said I have 36,000 now Have you ever eaten peaches for life? ”
The Queen sighed heavily: "Don't mention it. Master said that being an emperor cannot prolong life. Otherwise, if an emperor survives for hundreds of generations, it will affect the normal development of the human race. If I want to prolong life, I have to abdicate and not become an emperor. , the throne and life span cannot be both. This is probably the curse of the Human Emperor."
Diao Chan couldn't help asking:
"You are not going to be the emperor." ? ”
Mu Guiying smiled proudly:
"How is that possible? I have decided to be the emperor for ten years first, and then abdicate to Xiao Feiyang. I will live a peaceful life and play for ten years. Then let Xiao Feiyang abdicate to me. We will become emperors alternately... It’s not only possible to get bugs when playing games, but also be an emperor. I am indeed the smartest person in the Three Realms! ”
No mistakes, one song, one post, one content, one in one 6, one 9 Let’s read the book!
Diao Chan flipped over the snacks she bought and stuffed a piece of mung bean cake into her mouth:
"Are you not afraid that my mother-in-law will drag you two to the Wa Palace and hang them up and beat them?"
Mu Guiying said with her neck stammering:
"I'm not afraid. Even if I'm beaten to death, I can still be a god. Anyway, I can't die. It's better to go to death."
Diao Chan: "..."
No wonder my mother-in-law has never been transformed. With you, the unlucky disciple, you are so angry that you have already become well-cultivated to reopen the world.
The little girl prepared some gifts for Feng E and wrote a thank you letter by hand.
Mu Guiying bought Li Fengyang a bunch of hairpins for various small animals, and bought some small ornaments and food for Deng Chanyu and Zhao Xue. By the way, she called Zhao Qian over and looked at his Final score.
"Xiao Qian'er, your uncle and your aunt will come to celebrate the New Year soon. Then you remember to hold their legs and ask for New Year's money. If there is gold, remember to come to me and exchange it for money. I will recycle it for 50% off. "
Zhao Qian nodded and agreed: "Okay third wife, I will pay attention... What should I do if they don't give it?" "
"You I kept crying, rolling on the ground in my new clothes and crying. "
Zhao Qian was delighted:
"Will you have New Year's money like this?"
Mu Guiying smiled:
"No, your mother will beat you up so hard, if your uncle and your aunt can't stand it, , I will give you New Year's money."
Xiao Qian'er immediately felt cold:
"What if they can keep watching? Then wouldn't my beating be in vain?"
"It won't be in vain. You can gain a complete childhood. In short, this is all a good thing." Zhao Qian bowed and thanked him, but he did not intend to really execute it, but turned around and went to the study room. , asked Jia Xu for advice on the correct way to ask for New Year’s money.
Jia Xu smiled and said: "You come to my house on the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year. I will send you New Year's money. Your uncle and your aunt have worked hard there for a year. Let him do more. Take a break."
Hearding the word "hard work", Zhao Qian planned to use the pocket money he saved to buy a four-inch cake for his uncle and aunt, and it won't be hard to eat it!
The last time the school held a sports meeting, Zhao Qian reported a long-distance running. After the run, he felt it was very hard, so he ate the four-inch cake rewarded by his mother and was full of energy.
Journey to the West, the dark clouds in the sky kept swelling up and down. The whole world was gone without day and night, without sun and moon, and only dark clouds that were so thick that they were breathless floating in the sky.
In the country, Xuandu slowly landed from the sky. Seeing the monks working as hard laborers, the three demons of tiger, deer, sheep leisurely served as the national teacher.
The three demons are indeed capable, and Che Chiguo has made good luck.
But the three demons are too competitive and useless measures to win, Xuan plans to let them learn.
As for those punished monks, Xuan Du didn't even look at them... They were all believers of Guanyin and Maitreya and others, and they had nothing to do with the current Lingshan Mountain.
These people were extravagant in Chechi Country earlier and had a large amount of land. Now they have been labor-relief, which is in line with the Buddhist standard of pecking and drinking, so they will not intervene much.
Xuandu came to Sanqing Temple and found the three demons of tiger, deer, sheep, and one of them gave them a demon-transforming pill:
"Your understanding of the Taoist scriptures is too shallow, starting from now on , go to the Central Plains Tang Dynasty to find Yuan Shoucheng, practice with him for a year, and come back a year later to continue as the national teacher. "
The three demons did not expect that there would be such a good thing, so they quickly bowed to thank him.
They bid farewell to the king of Chechi Kingdom overnight, and flew east with the letter of introduction given by Xuandu.
After less than half a day, Wukong and his friends entered Chechi Kingdom, exchanged certificates and continued to go on the road... Chechi Kingdom crossed over without any danger, and a muffled thunder sounded again in the sky.
After dealing with the three demons of Chechi Kingdom, Xuandu moved forward all the way to Tongtian River, connecting Dao Ge's will with prayer, and then turning the Tongtian River, which is eight hundred miles wide, into ten Bali.
Then I found the old white turtle in the river and slapped it to death.
In "Journey to the West", the character of Lao Baisheng is set up very well. It seems diligent and honest, but it has its own plan. If it doesn't suit your wishes, it will be fine. Let's throw you into the water and drown you first.
This is like those who have been trying hard to climb up but have no way, and finally meet a noble person, and take revenge on the past if you feel a little unhappy... Master and disciple Tang Seng had already become Buddhas at that time, and they could not die even if they soaked in water, and they didn't even have any injuries. .
And Lao Baiyan's revenge on this is equivalent to sentenceing himself to death.
The noble man did not do what he promised you, and you could just use his guilt to make a request. If you want to go further, it was just a matter of the word "Sandalwood Merit Buddha".
But it did not do so, but chose to retaliate.
Now Xuandu is here, too lazy to let it have so many dramas, so he slapped it to death.
After cooking Tongtianhe, Xuandu continued to move forward and came to the territory of Jindou Cave. The old Niu was originally responsible for this problem, but he was carrying a hoe to farm at the gate of Bajing Palace, so this difficulty would not be achieved. It's done.
Xuan Du dealt with some little demons, took a step forward, came to the Western Liang Women's Kingdom, and took out the Tai Chi diagram.
The mother-of-child river of Xiliang Women's Kingdom can get pregnant by drinking it, and the fetal spring water from the Po'er Cave in Jieyang Mountain can be transformed by drinking it. These two places contain the yin and yang power of Tai Chi, mysterious They all plan to take it away and make it a normal country.
As soon as the Tai Chi diagram came out, it turned into a thousand feet in size, covering the Zimu River, and countless light spots floated out of the river, gathering on the yang fish in the picture.
Then the Tai Chi diagram quickly flew to the edge of the fallen fetus spring in the Po'er hole, sucking away all the power of the Yin fish inside.
When I returned to Xuandu's hand, the power of the Tai Chi diagram was significantly enhanced.
Xuandu checked the court of the Western Liang Women's Kingdom again and found that the scorpion spirit had been fooled by the Styx, so he continued to fly forward. He cleaned up the tree monster and removed the red-scaled python. Take away all the rotten persimmons accumulated from the eight hundred miles of persimmons and prepare to ferment them into fertilizer to increase grain production.
In this way, Xuandu flew all the way, dealing with the fairies along the way.
After Fengxian County, he took out Li Shimin's edict, dismissed the governor of Shangguan on the spot, and took out the grain from his family to provide relief to the victims.
Then we took the water from Taihu Lake and brought artificial rain to Fengxian County.
The severe drought in Fengxian County ended here, and the difficulty of traveling west was reduced.
After all this, Xuandu quietly came to the Pixiang Hall in the Heavenly Court, and used Qiankun bags given by his old mother to pack rice and white jade porcelain bottles to pack rice and take away rice mountains.
As soon as Mishanmian was taken away, the spiritual energy of the heaven was generated.
Xuan Du thought it was very fun, so he collected it thousands of times in a row until someone came to inspect the Pixiang Palace and left quietly, preparing to give the collected food to the army in various worlds to make them collide Have a full meal.
When doing these, the Tai Chi diagram kept using the power of innate Yin and Yang to help Xuandu cover it, so Haotian didn't know what was going on, but he felt that the spiritual energy of the heaven was inexplicably reduced by a small piece.
He felt the smoky and chaotic atmosphere in the entire heaven. Under the persuasion of Emperor Zhenwu and others, he finally planned to clean up the gods enthroned by Jiang Ziya.
However, before starting to do anything, the world of Journey to the West changed.
The original large number of disasters in the prehistoric world escalated again, and various purple clouds were rolling up and down, comparable to the end of the world.
At the same time, Sun Wukong, who was on the road to the west, suddenly felt a sense of emotion, sat cross-legged on the ground, and said to Xuanzang: "Master, go to the real world to avoid it, my old Sun It's time to overcome the Daluo disaster! "
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I got a bad stomach and wished I could grow on the toilet. Today I will update you, brothers, I'll take a little while.
(This chapter ends)