Chapter 174 The outrageous Louise’s eccentric family
"Yeah~~~"
When the chubby pimp heard this, he immediately came over with an ambiguous look, "That's Quagma, the only captain in our town. For only twenty dollars, you can enjoy the service of a five-star captain, hehe."
This horrifying laughter frightened Lango and he couldn't help but take a few steps back. Before joining [Woodhouse], Quagma was an airline captain, and he also had a part-time job as a street boy?
"Pete!"
Quagma suddenly tugged on the pimp's arm and whispered anxiously: "Didn't we already agree? I won't take jobs from people I know. This guy obviously knows me!"
Snap——!
Before he finished speaking, Peter slapped him hard, causing Quagma to spin around in circles several times before he stopped.
Then he grabbed Quagma's broad chin and said coldly: "You are just my money-making tool now. The tool does not need to have its own ideas. You have to do whatever I ask you to do!"
"OOK" Quagma touched the slap mark on his face and nodded tremblingly.
Peter chuckled and stroked his cheek affectionately, "You know I beat you and betrayed you because I love you, right?"
"Yes."
Quagma wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, then knelt directly in front of Lango, raising his hand to pull away his waistband.
Lango was still immersed in shock.
What did Quagma call this big fat pimp just now?
Pete? !
Lango's eyes widened and he stared closely at the man in front of him who weighed at least three hundred pounds and had a butt and a chin.
One moment he was scowling coldly, like the cold-blooded pimp in "The Street"; the other moment he was swinging the crutch in his hand with a silly smile on his face, like a stunted dementia child.
Sang Aofu Bichi. Could this guy be his father - Peter Winchester?
No, although the appearance is somewhat similar, the man in his memory, although a little heavier in middle age, is definitely not that fat.
At this moment, Lango suddenly felt a strange movement in his lower body.
When he looked down, he was immediately frightened and jumped more than ten meters away.
Quagma had already taken off his pants with tears in his eyes
"Alas" Pete sighed softly when he saw this, and said disappointedly: "Let's go Quagma, it seems that they don't like you, let's go again Take a chance on nursing homes.”
Quagma nodded, and got into the car like a zombie. Then the car started, first bumping a street lamp crookedly, and then slowly disappeared from Lango's sight.
At this moment, Lange's face was so gloomy that he could drip water. Although he had only arrived in this time and space for a few minutes, he was already secretly regretting it.
He shouldn't have come.
"Farke, the Peter I remember is definitely not like this!"
Teddy and Youmi, who had been hiding to observe the situation, came out of the alley one after another. Teddy exclaimed to Rango in shock: "Can you believe it, man, the big fat guy just now turned out to be Pete?!"
"Of course. I don't dare."
Lange smiled bitterly, tapped his temples with his fingers, and said helplessly: "To be honest, although my expectations for my parents have been set to the lowest, I really didn't expect that the reality would be even more outrageous than I thought."
"Go back, Rango." Teddy stood next to his left leg and persuaded: "For a guy like this, what do you think he can do to deal with the ancient gods?"
Yumi stood on the magic book, floating lightly next to Rango's shoulder, and put forward a different opinion, "I think we should at least meet them and have a good talk. He is your father after all, isn't he?"
"Let's talk? Damn it, that bastard might drag us to stand on the street together." Teddy immediately retorted.
"Maybe it's a misunderstanding. Didn't you see Peter touch Quagma's face and say he loves him?" Youmi defended unwillingly.
"That guy is a psycho. If we get close to him, we will only get into trouble!"
"But this is a rare opportunity. If you miss it, you may never see them again."
"So what if such parents are gone? Go back, Rango, and let's go to Lincoln's funeral and knock his coffin away!"
"Stay for a few days, Master. At least observe them. You must be curious about the life of your parents when they were young, right?"
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Teddy and Yumi were like demons and angels, trying to persuade Rango with their own opinions. Although they had different opinions, their words made sense at first glance.
Lango pondered for a moment and finally made a decision: "Okay, we will stay for three days. After three days, I will go to them and ask them what we need, and then leave."
"yeah--!"
Seeing that her suggestion was adopted, Youmi jumped up and down excitedly, while Teddy curled his lips in displeasure. He was becoming more and more disgusted with this noisy kitten.
The next day.
After spending the money they brought specially, Lango and others successfully rented a two-story villa in the block
There were many families living around, and their targets were the Pete family and the Four Knights. Everyone else also lives on this street.
It didn't take long for other residents in the block to know that they had a new neighbor: an old man with white afro hair and a handsome young man, and of course, their pets, teddy bears and cats.
At this moment, behind a window on the second floor of the villa, Rango, Teddy and Youmi were quietly peeping at the Pete family not far away.
It is worth mentioning that Pete, who was wearing a gaudy suit and wandering into the night last night, has changed into a neat white shirt and went to work in a brewery today.
Quagma is no longer the street boy he was last night, but has transformed into a captain in a straight suit, driving a red car towards the airport.
"It's strange, why did their work change again after a good sleep." Lange was full of confusion.
"Didn't you read the newspaper?" Teddy raised the "Daily Clam" in his hand and said proudly: "The reason why Quagma went to stand on the street was because there was a strike at the airport not long ago, and he was unemployed. Now that the strike is over, he will naturally return to his duties."
"As for Pete."
At this point, Teddy's expression became complicated, "This guy has been in newspapers at least ten times, but none of them were positive reports, including digging up people's ancestral graves and strangling an animal with a belt in the zoo that survived for hundreds of years. 20-year-old tortoise, broke into Liam Neeson's RV and fought with him, and even...he was even gored by a bison during a bullfight."
"Wait, wait."
Rango and Yumi looked at each other with disbelief in their eyes.
"What does 'pout' mean? Is it the one I understand?"
"That's what I mean Rango, your dad was poked by a bison." Teddy pretended to be serious, but he couldn't hold back the smile on his face.
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Lango was silent.
He wanted to light a cigarette to calm down, but when he thought of what Teddy had just said, the cigarette in his hand was instantly crushed to pieces!
"But... it's so strange." Yumi held her chin with one hand, lying on the magic book, her tail swaying slightly, her eyes full of confusion, "He has done so many bad things, I even read in the newspaper that he was hit by a drunk driver. He has never been jailed once, and his job is still so stable.”
"It should be the reason for the [wooden house]."
Lango took a deep breath and tried to get his thoughts back on track: "Quigma said that although they were already working for [the cabin] during this period, they all had legitimate occupations as cover on the surface."
"As it stands now, Pete is a brewery worker, Quagma is the captain, Old Joe is the sergeant, and Cleveland opened a deli."
"Such an arrangement can not only conceal others' eyes but also ensure their freedom of movement."
After hearing this, Yumi became even more confused: "Doesn't that mean that even if the captain's job is gone, Quagma will still have income, so why would he go to the street to provide that kind of service?"
"Well, maybe he has some special hobbies."
The memories of spending time with Quagma came to Lango's mind. According to his urine, there is a high probability that he really likes to do the job of standing on the street, and maybe he even enjoys it.
Xie Te, if you say this, doesn't it mean that you were part of their Play last night!
At this moment, a device on the table that looked like an antique gramophone suddenly started on its own. He asked the doctor to help him make a bug to monitor Pete's phone calls.
Soon, a female voice came through the machine, clear and direct, and the content was very simple. The pipe under the kitchen sink was blocked, and she was contacting the staff to come and repair it. Lango immediately became energetic after hearing this. This was a good opportunity to enter Pete's house.
He quickly pulled out a T-shirt that looked like maintenance work clothes from the closet and put it on, then found the doctor who was studying data in the garage, took a toolbox with him, and eagerly set foot on the road to Pete's house.
Looking at his turbulent back, Youmi said speechlessly: "You can get in just by pretending to be a new neighbor with a box of biscuits, but you have to make it so troublesome."
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Not long after, Lango stood in front of Pete's house, wearing a maintenance worker's uniform and carrying a tool box. After coughing twice, he knocked on the door decisively.
As the footsteps approached from the door, he couldn't help but become nervous.
The door slowly opened, and a woman wearing a green shirt, brown trousers, and short orange-red hair came into view—it was his mother, Louise, who had always dreamed of him!
An indescribable excitement surged in Lange's heart, which was almost exactly the same as the mother in his memory. His eyes were tightly locked on his mother's face, as if he wanted to engrav this moment in his heart forever.
Similarly, Louise was also stunned after seeing Lango, but the difference was that her eyes were lingering passionately on the muscular chest and arms of the man opposite.
"Ms. Louise, I heard that your sewer is blocked." Lango quickly adjusted his mood and spoke in a gentle and professional tone.
Hearing his deep magnetic voice, Louise couldn't help but feel her body soften. Her face turned red, her eyes wandered on his muscular body, and she said with a silly smile: "Yeah. It's very, very tight."
Although he was a little surprised by Louis' state, Lango still took out a retractable hammer stick from the tool box, "Don't worry, madam, if I see this stick, I will stab it with all my strength." , until it is pierced and all the water flows out!"
"oh"
Louise's chest couldn't stop rising and falling after hearing this. After she looked around to make sure there was no one around, she took Lango's arm and said eagerly: "Then let's get started!"
A few minutes later, Lango was already lying under the sink, concentrating on repairing the sewer of Pete's house.
He cursed almost every time he poked her. He really didn't understand why the sewer pipes in the kitchen were clogged with things like underwear.
Finally, after a lot of hard work, he finally completely removed the blockage in the pipeline.
When he crawled out from under the noodle pool, he was stunned by the sight in front of him.
Louise, who was originally wearing an ordinary women's shirt, changed into a backless, low-cut, high-cut long skirt. She also put on black stockings on her legs, high heels and heavy makeup. , looking at his wet T-shirt and smiling foolishly.
Lango looked down and saw that the soaked T-shirt was already tightly attached to his body, reflecting his perfect muscle lines.
When he saw Lewis with confused eyes across from him, he suddenly understood. He cursed inwardly in shock, and then blocked the tool box in front of him.
"Well, Ms. Louise, the pipe blockage problem has been fixed." He said as calmly as possible.
"So fast?"
Louise approached in surprise, and when she passed by him, she did not forget to pat his chest to express her gratitude. The inadvertent touch made Lango shiver a few times and get goosebumps all over his body. .
He took a deep breath with a complex expression. He no longer had any desire to stay any longer, so he picked up the toolbox and prepared to leave.
He never imagined that after seeing him, his biological mother would treat him like the plumber in Love V like a bitter woman.
But before he took a few steps, Louise exclaimed from behind, "oops!"
Lango turned around and saw the woman tearing off the sewer pipe that he had repaired. She covered her mouth and asked him for help innocently: "It seems that there is something wrong with it again."
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Half an hour later.
The aroma of coffee filled the living room. Lango took the warm coffee from Louise, but involuntarily turned his body slightly to the side, deliberately keeping a certain distance from her.
This woman would take advantage of him whenever she had the chance, completely subverting the image of his mother in his heart.
"So. Lango, you are not a professional plumber, right?"
"Yeah, I just moved to this community. When I was passing by, I heard you were looking for workers to repair the sewers. I think as a newcomer, I need to get along well with you new neighbors, so"
Lange smiled and didn't want to mention this topic anymore. His eyes inadvertently fell on the family portrait hanging next to the TV, and he asked casually: "Family of four, can you introduce me to your family?" ”
"Of course." Louise agreed happily, enthusiastically picked up the photos and introduced them one by one: "This is my husband Peter, and my daughter Megan."
She pointed to a figure with his back to the camera, only a figure wearing a red hat.
That back view gave Lango a sense of familiarity, as if it overlapped with a certain fragment in his memory, but what he paid most attention to was the other child in the photo who was about the same age as Megan.
"This is Chris, he's my little boy."
When Louise introduced Meghan and Chris, her expression was a little complicated, but then her smile returned: "We are planning to have another child, and we have prepared several names, including the name Lango. It makes sense. Fortunately, after meeting you, I think this name is more suitable. "
Hearing this, Lange felt mixed emotions in his heart. Although he was prepared, after discovering that this unreliable family was really his parents, he still felt that his mind was in chaos and he couldn't accept it.
It was all so weird that he couldn't make the connection between the Pete and Lois he had met in Clamtown and his parents in Queens.
And where did this Chris come from?
He didn't remember that he had a brother, and he never heard Quagma and Old Joe mention it.
Louise on the side was stroking the photo album, the emotion in her eyes was very strange, at least that's what Lango thought after seeing it.
He frowned and asked tentatively: "Don't you like them both?"
"Um?"
Louise was stunned when she heard this, then shook her head and smiled: "How could it be possible? They were all born from my belly, how could I not love them?"
Lange looked at her for a few times, and it was obvious that this woman had something weird going on inside.
After thinking for a while, he smiled and extended the invitation, "Today is the first day that I moved to Round Clam Town. I would like to invite your family to come to my house for dinner tonight."
"I will also invite other neighbors such as Quagma and Joe. I hope we can take this opportunity to get to know each other better. If you have time,"
Louise immediately became energetic after hearing this, patted Lango's shoulder ambiguously, and said enthusiastically: "Don't worry, we will be there on time."
night.
After the restaurant staff delivered the ordered meal, Lango paid the bill and tipped them enough to signal them to leave quickly.
As soon as Old Man Brown came to this world, he stayed in the garage and concentrated on studying the experimental data of time travel. He tortured McQueen so much that he had no time to cook, and neither Rango nor Teddy knew how to cook. So you can only order by phone.
Not long after, there was a knock on the door. Lange opened the door and saw that it was Lao Qiao and his wife Bonnie.
At this time, Old Qiao looked much younger than he would have been more than 20 years later, but what remained unchanged was the disabled leg in a wheelchair. As for Bonnie, he had heard the name of this woman in the cabin, and it seemed that she would later be associated with her. Joe had some emotional crisis and deliberately avoided seeing him.
Later, the Cleveland family also arrived early.
Lango observed carefully for a while. This black man named Cleveland looked very honest and honest at first glance. But when he entered the room, he looked around, as if he wanted to put his things in order. It’s like collecting them all at home.
Quagma also came, and hugged two women dressed as prostitutes on the left and right, not at all restrained by the occasion. When he saw Lange, not only did he show no embarrassment, but he generously gave him a bottle of red wine as a gift.
Well, Lango now discovered that among the four horsemen, Quagma is usually quite human.
Not long after, this time the protagonists, the Pete family, finally got stuck and came slowly.
Lango greeted the couple with a warm hug, but when he saw Megan wearing the red hat, his originally open arms froze in mid-air.
Damn Fuck! Is this his sister? !
(End of this chapter)