Chapter 175: A day of showdown with Megan
There was constant laughter and laughter at the dinner table.
The young Four Horsemen chatted here and there, and one of them could make the others laugh at a joke that was obviously uninteresting.
However, Lango seemed to be aloof from the incident. He manipulated the knife and fork in his hand mechanically, and his mind had already drifted to the girl wearing the red hat opposite - Megan.
Lange's eyes wandered carefully on her face, and every time he glanced at her, his appetite diminished.
This girl is so ugly!
The forehead is protruding and the temples are sunken, the cheekbones are bulging and have different heights, the eyebrows are messy and messy, the eyes are not only small and dull, the single eyelids also have inner canthus, a combination of a flat nose bridge, a garlic nose and an upturned nose, and the lips are Protruding and thick.
This kind of ugliness has risen from the "face" level to the "head". This "head" is like a bumpy and irregular body, with no part of it not having its own length.
Xie Te, I can’t even eat what I’m looking at.
And that Chris Lango glanced at the boy who had been eating Haese since he came in, and who also peeked at Cleveland's wife's breasts from time to time.
Although she is not as ugly as Meghan, she still looks very strange.
What exactly is going to happen in the next few years?
He frowned slightly, then quickly adjusted his mood and reintegrated into the party.
"Hey guys, what are you talking about?" he interrupted with a smile.
"Vomiting Contest!"
Peter excitedly took out a bottle of coffee-colored glass bottle, his eyes flashing with anticipation, "This is a bottle of emetic medicine I got on credit from the drugstore. We will drink it separately. Whoever can endure it until the end without vomiting will win." One hundred dollars! Do you want to come play with me?"
"Well"
Hearing this, Lange raised a wry smile and declined, "You should go home and play. I've been feeling uncomfortable with my stomach recently."
"Oh, that's such a shame." Peter immediately lost his energy after hearing this.
At this time, the dinner was almost coming to an end. Lange coughed lightly and broke the silence: "I just arrived in Round Clam Town and I am not familiar with it yet, so I would like to ask someone to take me around."
His eyes swept across the table, and finally landed on Megan, "Megan, I wonder if you are free tomorrow?"
When Megan heard this, a hint of surprise flashed in her eyes. She never thought that such a handsome man would take the initiative to invite her. She said in surprise: "Of course."
"Shutupmeg!"
Peter immediately interrupted his daughter and said seriously: "Megan is only a middle school student under the age of sixteen. As her father, I will never let her be with you, an adult male, away from the sight of her parents. Come on, stay alone all day.”
Seeing how this guy acted like a good father, Lange raised his eyebrows slightly, then took out twenty dollars from his wallet, "This is for Megan's hard work."
Before he finished speaking, the money was already taken away by this damn fat man, and he nodded with satisfaction and said: "Meghan is yours, buddy."
So, you sold your daughter for twenty dollars, right?
Lange shrugged, unable to complain about the family anymore.
The next day.
The sky is slightly bright, and the golden sunshine is like a fine mesh, gently covering every street in the community.
Lange yawned and came downstairs. The bizarre scenes last night kept him awake almost all night. He tossed and turned and looked at the houses opposite through the bedroom window.
The high-pitched screams of the women in the Quagma family almost never stopped, and the other three families were not much better.
Pete, Joe, and Cleveland were flashing flashlights as if they were communicating in Morse code, flashing light and shadow frequently in the night.
For this reason, Lange specially pulled the doctor from the garage and asked him to tell whether these guys were secretly speaking ill of him using Morse code.
The answer he got was completely beyond his expectation. These three bastards put on this flashlight light show in the middle of the night just to discuss what time to go to the bar to drink tomorrow!
Damn bastard, no one is normal!
Lango cursed and opened the door. Just as he opened the door to go out for a morning jog, a bright red came into view.
"Megan?"
Hearing the sound, Little Red Riding Hood immediately turned her head, almost jumping with excitement: "Lango! You finally got up, have you decided where to go today? I made a detailed plan, how about we..."
Looking at the excited girl jumping up and down in front of him, Lange couldn't help but said with a smile: "It's only half past six. You shouldn't have been waiting at the door all night, right?"
"Uh, actually not." Megan scratched her head in embarrassment and explained: "There was an old man next door with a copper smelting addiction who woke me up when he climbed over the wall and entered Chris's room. I was afraid of missing the time you were out, so I came here. It’s a little early.”
Lange was startled when he heard this, and asked cautiously: "Is Chris okay?"
"It doesn't matter, it's not the first time anyway."
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After Megan finished speaking, she immediately took Lango's hand and urged him to walk around Round Clam Town with such enthusiasm that Lango felt a little scared.
So, in the next day, many middle school students in the town were shocked to find that Megan, the most ugly girl on campus, actually got into a sports car, and there was a handsome guy beside her.
After spending a whole day, they not only visited every corner of Clam Town, but also went to the lake together in the evening to experience the speed of a motorboat.
On the lake, the motorboat cut through the water, leaving white waves, and Megan's laughter floated in the wind.
"Wow!!!"
Lango listened to Megan's happy screams behind him, and a smile appeared on his face. Although this woman looked completely different from his sister, her voice was almost exactly the same. Sure enough, in this situation where she couldn't see her face, That's the best way to get along with her.
But then, he couldn't help but move forward, and something was poking at his back, which made him feel very uncomfortable.
Megan, who felt all this, said apologetically: "Sorry Lango, if I feel cold, my breasts will be like this."
"Uh hahaha, actually you don't need to explain."
Lange smiled awkwardly, then suddenly frowned and said in surprise: "But it felt like there were three just now."
"You misunderstood Lango, two of them are moles."
“But the quantity still doesn’t match up!”
Lango, who suddenly felt unwell, immediately docked the motorboat at the pier. After taking a few deep breaths of fresh air, he suggested to Meghan: "I'll go to the store to buy some snacks. You wait for me here."
"Uh-huh!"
In the store, Lango picked out a bag of beer, a few bottles of drinks and some dried fruit snacks. When he was checking out, his eyes unconsciously drifted to the pier, where he saw Megan kicking stones boredly.
At present, this girl seems to be no different from ordinary girls except that she is ugly and has a strange body structure.
etc? !
When Lango focused his eyes again, a shocking scene made his eyes widen instantly.
Megan, who was standing by the lake with his back to her, suddenly had a stream of water flowing out in front of her.
"Waterfa?!"
Lange hugged his head speechlessly. How could this girl pee standing up like a boy? ! After a while, when he returned to the pier, Megan had finished peeing and sat obediently on the shore. She was very enthusiastic when she saw him, and reached out to take the convenience bag in his hand.
Lango immediately shrank back, and then pretended to be calm and said: "Sit down, we will be neighbors from now on, there is no need to be so polite."
He opened the drink and handed it to Meghan, then opened a can of beer himself. After taking two sips, he found the topic and asked with a smile: "I noticed that you seem to be very happy today."
"Of course, this is the first time someone has asked me to hang out."
Megan said excitedly: "Did you know? When the girls on the road saw us, their eyes were full of envy and jealousy, hahaha."
As she spoke, she laughed loudly, and her sharp laughter startled a flock of crows in the woods.
Lango forced a smile, and then asked: "Are you unhappy at school?"
"Well"
Megan's expression condensed slightly, as if she was worried that her answer would disappoint Lango. But in the end, I honestly said: "I'm not as good-looking as them, and I'm a bit introverted. I don't have many friends in school. Whether it's boys, girls, teachers, or even Chris, they all exclude me and don't want to talk to me." "
Lange frowned and looked at the miserable face next to him. He smacked his mouth a few times and said with a smile: "How could it be? Megan, in my eyes you are no different from those girls, no, you Even more beautiful than them."
He then looked at Meghan's style seriously, and then suggested: "You just need to change into a more fashionable outfit, well, throw away this hat by the way, and change to a wavy hairstyle and thick bangs. Cover up most of your face, she’s definitely a hot girl.”
"Really!" After hearing this, Megan's eyes lit up and she immediately took off her hat excitedly.
"Walt-fa?!!!"
Lango looked at the top of the girl's head in shock. There was no hair there, and the scalp was covered with blue-red blood vessels that were still beating up and down.
"What the hell is this?"
Meghan explained sadly: "Yeah, as you can see, my heart is on top of my head, so that's why I need to wear a hat."
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Lange pursed his lips and nodded slightly. What is the physical structure of this girl?
He tried hard to suppress the turbulence in his heart, and continued to encourage the girl who would be his sister in the future: "Actually, it doesn't matter. Think about it, other people's hearts grow on the right chest at most, but yours grows on the right side. Overhead, wow! That’s cool!”
"Hehe, actually there is a heart in my right chest." Megan smiled shyly.
"Yeah, I guessed it."
As the sky gets darker, the moonlight and starlight interweave on the lake, creating a warm and mysterious atmosphere.
Lange chatted with her about some family topics, and as expected, his sister's life in Round Clam Town was a tragedy within a tragedy.
Not only was she a hated and ostracized object at school, but she was also invisible at home and no one cared about her. The only person who was kind to her, Quagma, was waiting for her to grow up and be with her. Date ideas.
Looking at Megan's sad look, Lango was silent for a moment and asked: "I heard your mother Louise say before that she and Peter were preparing to have a third child. Do you hate him very much?"
"Walter? NO!"
Meghan did not hesitate after hearing this, and immediately shook her head and said: "How could I hate him? He is my biological brother, and I will do my best to love him."
"But Chris and you don't seem to have a good relationship." Lange stopped talking.
"I don't care what other people think."
Meghan curled up, buried her head in her knees, looked at her reflection in the lake, and spoke her innermost thoughts, "Although my family is not very kind to me, they are my family after all, and The only person I can rely on, if I have a new brother, I will be twice as kind to him and give him everything I can give, hoping that he will not hate me like others. "
A warm smile broke out on Lango's face, and he said sincerely: "I believe you can do it, Megan."
Megan raised his head in surprise, his eyes flashing: “Do you really believe me?”
"Of course!" Lange looked at the girl with gentle but firm eyes, "I'm even a little jealous of your future brother. That bastard is about to have the best sister in the world."
Megan smiled sheepishly, her eyes full of longing for the future: "I hope he can stand up when I need it and protect me like a real family member, instead of being cold like Chris and Dad."
Lange was slightly startled when he heard it. Thinking of what would happen in the future, he felt an inexplicable sadness in his heart.
"Definitely."
He nodded heavily and promised: "I promise you, if that guy fails to do it, I will definitely beat him up!"
"Puch."
Megan was amused by Lango's serious look. Her eyes when she looked at Lango were a little more confused and grateful: "You are really different from the others here."
Lango smiled and shrugged, and said half-jokingly: "Maybe, maybe I came from the future world."
After saying that, he sighed softly, glanced down at his watch, and found that it was late, and was about to remind Meghan that it was time to go home.
However, the sight in front of him made Lango stunned for a moment.
Meghan actually closed her eyes, raised her head slightly, and opened her lips slightly, as if she was expecting something.
This.
"Megan!"
This sudden move made Lango at a loss. He hurriedly shouted: "Did you have any misunderstanding!"
"Huh?" Megan opened her eyes and asked with a puzzled look on her face: "You asked me out specifically, isn't that what you wanted to do?"
"???NO!"
Lange shook his head hurriedly, his tone full of surprise and helplessness: "Of course not, I, you, Shete! We can't do this anyway!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuu"
After Megan heard this, her eyes instantly turned red and tears came out of her eyes. She covered her face and cried, turned around and ran away, muttering to herself while crying: "I knew you hated me just like them."
Looking at Megan's retreating back, Lange was filled with confusion and helplessness, and stomped his feet heavily on the ground.
What's going on with this family? !
Night.
Lango sent the depressed Megan to Pete's house. The moment the door opened, Meghan ran upstairs crying, while the Pitts and Chris in the living room turned a blind eye to this scene.
Let alone comforting her, he didn't even look at her, his eyes were all fixed on the TV.
Seeing this scene, Lange rubbed his brows tiredly, and then said seriously to Peter: "Pete, I have something important that I want to talk to you and your wife."
After hearing this, Peter turned his head and looked at Lango, and then smiled maliciously: "I knew the three-person bed I bought would always come in handy."
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(End of chapter)