Qi Long successfully caught two people doing hidden tasks and confirmed Wang Xun and Zhang Yixing's skydiving challenge.
Next, the three people moved blindfolded and clapped their hands. The two people holding each other were safe. Sun Honglei and Luo Zhiqiang found each other. Huang Bai, who was alone, signed with Wang Xun and Zhang Yixing, trained, got on the plane, parachute.
The three brothers formed a skydiving team and decided to take revenge later.
On the ground, Qi Long and Sun Honglei were hiding in the corner of the gym chewing pig trotters. Luo Zhiqiang was being trained by Gao Dongqiang, who took advantage of every opportunity to record his little show.
After returning from the parachute jump, the recording this time officially ended.
For a period of time after that, Qi Long's schedule was almost the same every week, three variety show recordings, a small theater performance, going to commercial performances when there were commercial performances, staying at home to focus on decoration when there were no commercial performances, and occasionally going to Chuan Xi Club on weekends. Teach disciples.
"Deyun Dou Xiaoshe Season 2" has finished airing, and the special episode of "Let's Run" won the highest ratings for the week.
"Ultimate FHM" was officially launched on Shanghai TV Station the following week, and its first episode achieved the highest ratings on Sunday and the highest ratings of that week. "Run" ranked second.
The next week, the extreme FHM Dark series of "Dark War" also made a splash. The audience said it was still a familiar flavor, leading the way in ratings and network broadcast data.
It wasn't until the third week that "Let's Run" reversed the situation and moved out an issue of "Qi Shuangying's Return Special". Qi Long and his assistant Qin Xiaoxian killed all the members again with water guns.
In the last scene, Qi Long gave Qin Xiaoxian a water gun and asked him to point it at him. If the water gun is fired, Qin Xiaoxian will be the protagonist in the next water gun special. If the water gun is not fired, the two will continue to cooperate in the next episode.
Qin Xiaoxian pressed the button of the water gun without hesitation, but the water gun turned upside down and hit himself. Qi Long won alone again.
This program once again won the FHM special episode that traveled through the 1980s.
The two programs began to occupy each other's ratings championship. In the big company, the planning teams of the two programs were all bald thinking about the links, and they were intertwined with each other. More and more interesting designs appeared in the two programs. , let the audience enjoy watching it.
As a key figure in the two programs, Qi Long's attention has also skyrocketed. Deyunshe has also promoted the two of them to hold a super large commercial performance that can seat more than 6,000 people when Qi Long's program dominates the rankings in the past few weeks. .
The largest commercial performance of Guo Degang and Yu Qian was in the stadium with more than 13,000 people.
In cross talk terms, the audience who bought the cheapest tickets had to be miles away from them and could not see the people on the stage at all. They could only see people through the screens on both sides.
The previous special performance of Qi Long and Dong Qiang attracted more than 2,700 people at the Beizhan Theater. The doubling this time is also a recognition of their cross talk ability. The tickets were sold out instantly, and many people could only watch them online. Find scalpers to find ways to get tickets.
Deyun Society also attaches great importance to the large-scale commercial performance of the two. Yu Qiandu has been sent to be their supporting actor. He will perform a group crosstalk performance with Mr. Shi Fukuan and Gao Dongqiang, the three masters of their sect.
In addition, Yue Yue and Gao Luan, two of Deyun Society's most talented pairs, also came to help.
Except for the class leader Guo Degang, it can be said that everyone who can come is here.
In the opening scene, Yan Hexiang was teasing him for being the leader of the young class: "All the elite soldiers of Deyun Club are here. If Uncle Qi Long has any rebellious intentions, he will throw a cup here as a sign, and the swordsmen and axemen around him will come out." With the knife on our necks, Deyun Society will change today. From now on, Deyun Society will be Qilong’s Deyun Society without Gangzi. What will happen without my master?”
In the second scene, Qi Long came on stage and echoed his joke. He took out a plastic cup from his pocket and threw it on the ground: "Where is the swordsman? Today Deyunshe changed his surname to Qi!"
Dong Qiang held him back: "Teacher Qi, don't worry, our swordsman set out from Jinmen and was detained by the train station for carrying controlled knives!"
This improvised design was heard by Yan Hexiang in the background, and it also aroused the laughter of the whole audience.
Good guy, more than 6,000 people were laughing together. The sound was so deafening that Qi Long felt like the stage was shaking!
"Thank you everyone. I didn't expect that the place with more than 6,000 people would be filled to capacity. For me personally, it was really shocking!" Qi Long said with emotion.
Gao Dongqiang glanced at Qi Long's belly: "Are you scared? Congratulations!"
From his state, Qi Long knew that Dong Qiang was also very excited today and went straight to the meat.
The audience burst into laughter, and Qi Long wondered: "What are they laughing at?"
"I don't know either. Maybe I'm happy to scare you!"
"No, no, I said that to flatter or frighten you or something like that."
Dong Qiang: "Do you want to say you are flattered?"
"Yeah, yeah, think about it, it's okay to have more than 6,000 people in a concert or something. Everyone can sing, dance, and sway along with the atmosphere. Let's talk about cross talk. Just two mouths chatting, so many viewers can support it. , that’s really flattering!”
"That's right!"
Qi Long immediately pursed his lips, squinted his eyes, and imitated Guo Degang and said: "The fathers of Jiangshan can tolerate me and do not cause evil in the world. Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang, on behalf of the more than 400 crosstalk actors of Deyun Club, express their sincere gratitude to my parents who live and feed me. We salute you”
After saying that, he kicked his coat off, clasped his hands together, and walked out of the range of the microphone.
Dong Qiang quickly pulled him back: "If the swordsman and axe-hand are not in place, Deyunshe will never change!"
"Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang, on behalf of our senior brothers Guo Degang and Yu Qian, pay tribute to my parents who provide food and clothing!"
After the idle talk at the beginning, Qi Long began to progress towards the outline they had prepared before.
This show is a cultural program called "Laozi Laozi", so Qi Long, who talks nonsense about culture, is here again.
He first praised Dongqiang for being educated, and then said that he was not bad either.
"Recently I have been studying hundreds of schools of thought. I am bragging that I have studied them all, but I have also studied more than a dozen."
With the audience booing, Dong Qiang asked on their behalf: "Are there so many families that have been passed down? Tell me which dozens of families you have researched."
"Taoists, Mohists, novelists, Legalists, political strategists, military strategists and farmers, Yin-Yang families, Rujia IKEA, Hailan House, writer and painter Dongqiang and others"
At the beginning, Dong Qiang was still counting with his fingers. Later, when Qi Long mentioned Home Inn and IKEA, Dong Qiang stopped counting with the laughter of the audience.
He rushed to Dong Qiang's house and pushed him up: "What's this mess? What does the various schools of thought have to do with IKEA and Hailan House? Painters and writers are here. The most outrageous thing is that our family has done something wrong. You and I Where are my words?"
Qi Long smiled sheepishly: "I'm a bit exaggerated. I want to appear more powerful. In fact, I haven't studied that much, just a few!"
"Whatever you study, say whatever you want!"
"Then let's talk about Dong Qiang's family. His father is here today. I'm looking for you. I see you. Please cheer!" Qi Long stretched out his hand and looked at the audience with Sun Wukong movements, making eye contact with most of the audience. Wherever his eyes looked, there was cheering.
"Well, it's all my dad, and the female dad!"
"Then there's probably a male mother."
Amidst the screams of the male audience, Dong Qiang interrupted him: "Go, you talk about the various schools of thought, don't always mention our family. Do you know the various schools of thought?"
"Yes, then let me tell you about this Confucian Home Inn, that is."
The audience burst into laughter immediately, amused by this unexpected homophone.
"Which Confucianism is the Ru family among all the schools of thought? That's nonsense. If you don't know, let's change the topic and don't let it go to shame!"
"I'm kidding you, can I not know about Confucianism? That is the thought inherited by China from the year before last. The representative figures include Confucius, Mencius, and Gouzi?"
Qi Long cracked his fingers and made everyone laugh through an uncultured typo. Dong Qiang asked angrily: "Are there any chickens?"
"There are ducks and pigeons. What a mess. Why did you switch to animals when I was discussing academics with you?" Qi Long turned around and complained.
Dong Qiang pushed him: "Didn't you come up with a dog first? Do the representative figures of Confucianism have a dog?"
"Yes, there is a sentence under the prefix "Cao", Nian Gou, the Gou who said that you did such things as "Cao"!
Dongqiang retorted: "That's the day"
"Do you have to make it so clear? Just be civilized when it comes to casual things. We're going to have a business performance tomorrow!" Qi Long shouted confidently.
More than 6,000 spectators burst into laughter, and the laughter shook the whole place again.
When the laughter was about to end, Dong Qiang hammered the table: "I just realized it, no, I mean that the word in that sentence is not the word "口", but the word "日", and that word is also not read. Xun!”
Qi Long waved his hand: "Look at how ignorant you are. There is a counselor under Cao Cao named just like this. How dare you!"
"That's Xun Yu. Next time you encounter a word you don't know, don't read half of it. Let's bring a dictionary!"
Qi Long scratched his head: "Really, that's okay. I haven't studied that Gou.
"That's right!"
"Let's talk about Confucius first. He was the founder of Confucianism and a famous educator. He mainly talked about the word benevolence. Confucius said Chengren had three thousand disciples!"
"Absolutely correct!" Dong Qiang exclaimed.
"Let's talk about Mencius. He is the best inheritor of Confucianism and the famous filial son (eh?). The main thing he pays attention to is that one word of filial piety has three thousand mothers."
Dong Qiang grabbed him: "You are starting to act so careless. Who can have three thousand mothers?"
Qi Long pointed to the audience: "You have more than 3,000 fathers. How can you not have more than 3,000 mothers?"
The audience's laughter and applause go hand in hand. This burden is great. It is connected to the previous one, and there is foreshadowing. You think it is just ordinary ethics, allowing the audience to take advantage of it and be happy, but in fact it is still a foreshadowing.
"Is that true? There are only three thousand mothers?"
"This all has a history. Haven't you heard of Meng's mother moving three times? It's about Mencius being filial and having three thousand mothers!" Qi Long said nonsense seriously.
Dong Qiang stretched out his hand: "Is this the explanation for Meng's mother's three moves?"
"Yes, there is an explanation elsewhere!"
"where?"
"Mencius's own work is called "Mencius", one of the four books. In one of them, "The King of Liang Hui", he said: I am old and people are old!"
"That's right!"
"The meaning of this sentence is that when supporting and honoring one's elders, one should not forget other elderly people who are not related to oneself. Therefore, Mencius not only was filial to his own mother, but also to other old ladies who were not related by blood. One hundred and ninety-nine godmothers were not called godmothers in ancient times, but were called foster mothers. It depends on who is pitiful. Mencius used to kowtow and recognize others as foster mothers and show filial piety. This is what Mencius calls righteousness."
The whole audience burst into laughter.
This is the situation where literary cross talk can make the world collapse. It uses sentences that everyone knows to make a fool of itself and make jokes that everyone can understand.
As for the previous paragraph, Meng's mother moved three times, Lao Wu Lao and people are old, Confucius said Cheng Ren, Mencius said Yi, these are all familiar words, cross talk actors, these knowledge points that everyone knows are integrated together, He came up with a weird point of view that immediately aroused everyone's laughter.
"Oh, what Mencius said about taking meaning means that Mencius bowed his knees and recognized 2,989 godmothers?"
"Yes!"
"What are you right? You are a drunkard. Meng's mother moved three times in order for her children to learn well. If it weren't for him having three thousand mothers, I would know that you, a dog, can't spit it out. Come on Ivory!”
Confucianism showed timidity, Qi Long scratched his head.
"I haven't studied that deeply yet, I just did a brief research. I mainly study Legalism, Li Si, you know?"
"Oh, I know, Prime Minister Li Si of the Qin Dynasty!"
Qi Long nodded: "Li Si is a bad person. He has participated in many cruel things such as burning books and humiliating Confucians. If you follow his lead, you can stand in the court. If you go against him, he will behead him. No matter what kind of person he encounters, he has a way of winning over his own faction or suppressing him to death. Later generations even created a classic masterpiece based on his methods, you know? "
Dong Qiang was confused: "Oh, I really don't know this. Please give me some information!"
Qi Long opened his mouth and said five words, which were extremely nonsensical: "'King Kong Calabash Baby'!"
"Cartoon? Was it made by Li Si's method? You're not even close to it!"
"Da Wa is very powerful. Is he a person with outstanding abilities? How to deal with it? You have to lure him with benefits, so Da Wa got caught by money!"
"Huh?"
"Erwa has clairvoyance and ears, which represents people who know the world. How to deal with the snake spirit? Use evil spirits to deal with him, trap him with rumors, and eventually become blind."
"This is really something. Where is Sanwa?"
"Sanwa is invulnerable and invulnerable to a hundred poisons. It represents an upright person. How to deal with the snake spirit? Put small shoes on him, make him isolated and helpless, and be blocked everywhere, and finally capture him."
"Ouch, where are the four and five babies?"
"The one who breathes fire symbolizes doing things vigorously and resolutely. The snake spirit asks him to make a big pot of rice, something that takes a long time to complete, and also pours cold water on him so that he will no longer be confident. The five children swallowing mountains and rivers in anger represents a broad mind. But the snake spirit poured dirty water on him and made him tainted, so he can only join in the evil!"
Dong Qiang, who knew the word, was expressing surprise, and the audience was really shocked. Is there such a saying in "Calabash Baby"?
Then Qi Long talked about Liu'er and Qi'er, and the invisible representative was covered with gold cymbals to accuse him of unwarranted charges.
Qi Wa looks indestructible, so he uses moths to eat the gourd inside, disintegrating him from the inside. ;
"Of course, the most classic thing is to deal with the Calabash King Kong. The combination of seven Calabash Dolls is particularly powerful."
"How to deal with it?"
"I arranged a little butterfly for him, a female temptress, and seduced him instantly. Who can withstand this temptation? Hehehehe!"
"Is this all Li Si's method?"
"By the way, this is a common method used by traitors in ancient times. Can you see how deeply I have studied it?"
Dong Qiang nodded: "Oh, you really did some research, I didn't expect that."
"Really? To tell you the truth, my father taught me this!" This time we are talking about one of the Laozi in the cross talk title "Laozi Laozi": the Laozi who refers to my father! (End of chapter)