Chapter 342: Hilarious word guessing based on lip sync!


When Dong Qiang suspected that there was a hidden mission, Qi Long glanced at Sha Yi and asked him to proceed as planned.

Someone must be suspected, so Sha Yi, who is the weakest at tearing up famous brands, became the victim.

Sha Yi nodded, covered everyone, picked up his rice bowl and walked out the door.

This unusual behavior immediately attracted Dong Qiang's attention, and others also wondered what he was doing.

"Go to the bathroom!" Sha Yi responded confidently.

Qi Long pointed to the rice bowl in his hand: "Take the rice bowl to use the toilet?"

"Hahahahahaha!"

Amid everyone's laughter, Sha Yi put his rice bowl on the table, then trotted out holding his stomach.

Qin Xiaoxian stood up immediately: "I'm going to see what he's doing!"

"Do you want extra food? I'll get it for everyone!" Yang Chaoyue asked as he picked up his rice bowl.

Qi Long immediately cooperated and sent over the empty bowl: "Give me more."

"I want it too, the rice soaked in this soup is so fragrant!" Shen Teng handed over the empty bowl.

Gao Dongqiang looked at this and that: "They all seem to be on hidden missions."

Yang Chaoyue, Qin Xiaoxian, and Sha Yi successfully moved the shoes to the bottom shelf, and put the shoes on the car while Sha Yi moved.

The first person to come back was Qin Xiaoxian, who said that Sha Yi had indeed gone to the toilet, and then Yang Chaoyue, who took a tray full of rice, seemed to be the most normal one, and finally Sha Yi ran back in a hurry.

Dong Qiang motioned to Qi Long to give way, sat next to Sha Yi and touched him with his elbow: "Brother Sha, have you finished the task?"

Sha Yi looked confused: "What mission?"

The traces of his performance were relatively heavy, and it looked like he was not a normal performance. Everyone laughed immediately. Qi Long also pretended to tell the director, if this undercover is Sha Yi, why don't we start recording again? I can't do it anymore.

"Let's just pretend that nothing happened and record the beginning again!"

Sha Yi defended: "What, I'm not an undercover agent!"

"You must have stopped running. You probably have accomplices, so you are still struggling!" Dong Qiang put his arm around Sha Yi's shoulders and said with a smile, "Well, tell us who your accomplices are, and let's start recording again!"

"I have no accomplices!"

Dong Qiang immediately became serious: "So you admit that you are an undercover agent!"

"I'm not an undercover agent!"

The others looked at Dong Qiang "inducing" Sha Yi to confess, smiling on the surface, and sympathizing with Sha Yi in their hearts. After all, they were all undercovers. If you were the one being stared at, a muscular man would stare into your eyes and ask questions. , just thinking about it makes people speechless.

Qi Long slapped the ground with his disposable slippers, as if he was trying to cooperate with Dong Qiang in asking questions. After all, if you don't listen, Dong Qiang will definitely find that he is the only one reasoning, and then discover the flaw. .

So Qi Long wanted to pretend that he was also looking for an undercover agent. He looked at Sha Yi:

"Sha Yi, you have reached the stage of beautiful scenery!"

Dong Qiang turned around and pushed Qi Long like a conditioned reflex: "We are at the end of our rope!"

"Yes, yes, you are at the end of your rope. I advise you to confess sooner rather than later!"

"It's better to give it early than to give it late!" Dong Qiang corrected again.

"Yes, it is better to give an explanation late than to do so early, and it is better not to do so than to give an account early!"

"Shut up!" Dong Qiang smiled and pushed him.

Everyone was used to their impromptu crosstalk performances and laughed.

Soon, after the meal was finished and everyone went out, Dong Qiang found that his shoes were missing. He immediately grabbed Sha Yi's collar and started swinging it back and forth: "Tell me, where did you put my shoes?"

"It's not me, I didn't!"

Qi Long grabbed Qin Xiaoxian's collar with his backhand: "Tell me, where are you hiding Dong Qiang's shoes?"

Shen Teng rubbed his hands at the side: "There is another one who went out. How about I come and extract a confession?"

As he said that, he looked at Yang Chaoyue, who immediately slapped him back on his triceps, causing laughter.

The director also announced the theme of this program. Among the members, there is a thief who stole Dong Qiang's shoes. After each round of the game, the winning team will get clues about the thief. At the end, there will be a referendum. If Mao If the thief is caught, the civilians receive prizes.

If not caught, it will be the killing moment for the thieves. The thieves can tear off the civilians' name tags, but the civilians cannot tear them back and can only run away.

"How about we vote directly?" Qi Long looked at Sha Yi and smiled.

Sha Yi sighed: "It's really not me. Let me tell you, the real thief must be snickering now. It's unreasonable for you to doubt me so much."

In the chat game, the first round of the game has also started. It is a very simple game. The content of the game is two people. One of them mouths words or sentences, and the other wears headphones and guesses by looking at the mouth shapes. The time is set. The team that guesses the most words wins!

The members were divided into two groups. Due to the uneven number of players, they were divided into groups of three and four. They both played two rounds of the game. One person in the three-person group had to play twice.

In the end, Sha Yi, Shen Teng, and Qi Long formed a group of three, and the other four formed the second group.

The game started, and the first ones to play were the military art school team, Shen Teng and Sha Yi. Shen Teng came to shout, and Sha Yi came to guess.

Qi Long put headphones on Sha Yi. He noticed that there was a volume adjustment wheel on the right earmuff of the headphones, and immediately adjusted the volume to the lowest level.

The program judge showed the question board behind Sha Yi. As soon as the question board was shown, Shen Teng was stunned. He didn't expect to say so long.

This sentence is: If an apology is useful, what should the police do?

Shen Teng took a deep breath, clasped his hands together and shook them, while shouting: "Apologise!"

"Apologised?" Sha Yi shouted.

Shen Teng saw that Sha Yi understood instantly, and immediately continued: "If an apology is useful!"

Sha Yi responded: "Is an apology useful?"

Now everyone was confused, can you see it so well?

Shen Teng was stunned and pointed at him: "Do you have any songs there?"

Sha Yi immediately replied: "There is a song!"

"There's a song? Hahahaha!"

“There is indeed a song!”

Such a smooth conversation instantly made everyone unable to hold back and burst into laughter. Qin Xiaoxian from Gao Dongqiang's group took off Sha Yi's headphones and put them on his head: "The sound has been turned down to the minimum!"

Sha Yi tried his best to argue that he didn't know and it was not him, but it only deepened the suspicion of the undercover agent.

Adjust the headphone volume to the maximum and start again. Naturally, that sentence no longer works and is replaced by something else.

Shen Teng looked at the words opposite and didn't understand what they meant, but he still started to perform and patted his chest: "Me!"

With this mouth shape and movements, Sha Yi clearly repeated the word "I".

Then Shen Teng pointed to the sky and shouted: "It's eight in the morning!"

Sha Yi was confused: "Huh?"

"I - go - early eight!"

"Why do you curse people?" Sha Yi's eyes widened: "Is there such a word?"

The main reason is that this mouth shape is exactly the same as a classic swear word, so from the perspective of Sha Yi, who can't hear the sound at all, it is just a swear word. The person recording the program must not have curse words, so he was confused. .

Under Shen Teng's vigorous gestures, Sha Yi gave the answer "I'll fuck you eight".

In the end, Shen Teng had no choice but to change words. This word came: You are so tall!

When Sha Yi was unsure and confused, she said in Hong Shixian's tone: "You are so coquettish."

"Hahahahaha!" The onlookers laughed.

I really didn’t expect that this segment could be so hilarious. At first, everyone thought that this kind of game often played in company team building would not have much effect. Unexpectedly, the program team put a lot of effort into the entries, which made the program more effective. .

Shen Teng gestured and shouted, and in the last two minutes, Sha Yi guessed three words.

When it came to the game session of another group, Qin Xiaoxian and Yang Chaoyue started. After Chaoyue put on the headphones, Qi Long immediately came over, checked the headphones, turned around and slapped Qin Xiaoxian.

"Um?"

"Bluetooth is disconnected!" Qi Long pointed to the Bluetooth switch on the headset.

When the Bluetooth is turned off, it’s not that the sound from the headphones is low, it’s that there’s no sound at all!

Qin Xiaoxian was shocked: "How did you find out? Who are you? How come you know everything I do?" "You learned all your dirty tricks from him, but didn't you know you were going to cause trouble?" ?" Gao Dongqiang laughed.

The game starts, and a word comes out here called: internal love.

Qin Xiaoxian shouted first: "Love within the company!"

When it comes to love, I even show my heart.

Yang Chaoyue's face was full of confusion: "Compare your heart? Please speak louder and open your mouth wider!"

Qin Xiaoxian: "Company!"

"Salary?" Yang Chaoyue repeated.

Qin Xiaoxian took off his clothes with force: "Tear it off, company!"

Yang Chaoyue heard clearly now, and the rest of the internal story was smoothly repeated.

"Reading inside the company? What do you mean?" Yang Chaoyue's brows were already wrinkled.

Qin Xiaoxian gestured anxiously: "One male, one female!"

"In the company, there is a man and a woman?"

Qin Xiaoxian's eyes narrowed, the corners of his mouth tilted up into a hook-like smile.

Yang Chaoyue imitated his smile.

The onlookers were immediately overjoyed.

Qi Long concluded: "How can someone have an expression that is both cute and vulgar at the same time?"

"Hahahahahaha!"

Yang Chaoyue's expression obviously drove a car in her mind. There was a man and a woman in the company, and they were tearing off their clothes. It was impossible to do this in the show, so she thought back and answered the question correctly.

The next word passed smoothly, and when it came to the last word of the song "yesok", Qin Xiaoxian first compared yes and then OK. Yang Chaoyue didn't understand and looked confused.

Anxious Qin Xiaoxian pointed at him and even performed two dance moves.

But when the time came, I didn’t even guess it.

Taking off his headphones, Qin Xiaoxian was speechless: "You can dance to the theme song of your girl group, "Yesok"!"

Yang Chaoyue immediately became anxious: "I don't know "yesok"!"

Qin Xiaoxian immediately made a sign with his hand: "Be careful with your words and actions!"

Yang Chaoyue was speechless and explained: "I'm not from the "Youth With You Girl Group", I'm from "Creation Camp""

Qin Xiaoxian hit himself on the head: "Uh, oh, right, right, right."

"Hahahahahaha!" Everyone burst into laughter, accusing Qin Xiaoxian of not paying attention to the members and not even knowing which show they were on.

Yang Chaoyue looked at Qin Xiaoxian with a gossipy face: "Who are you thinking about?"

"Hahaha!"

The game continued with Gao Dongqiang and Wang Jiaer. Since Jiaal was not familiar with hot memes on the Internet and sentences from film and television dramas, he only answered two questions. Although Dongqiang was very annoyed, he had no choice but to do so and did not doubt Wang Jiaer.

As for Qi Long and Shen Teng, Qi Long said and Shen Teng replied, relying on standard Mandarin, they successfully won five sets of words, and the trio won!

Qi Long, Shen Teng, and Sha Yi got the thief reminder photo.

In the photo, there is a foot wearing a slipper, which exposes part of the calf. The foot in the slipper is surrounded by five other pairs of shoes, which means that the thieves are actually six of them.

However, when people see the photo, their first suspicion is that the person with that leg is the thief, and they will not immediately think of the meaning of other shoes.

"Jiao'er, what do you say?" Gao Dongqiang asked.

Qi Long turned around happily: "It's Brother Sha, hahahahaha!"

"It's not me, my legs are not that thin!" Sha Yi was still struggling "uselessly."

The seven people got on the bus and headed to the next location. On the bus, the director proposed a round of question and answer game. If all members answered three questions in a row, they would get a hint.

The questions are quick questions and quick answers, asking about topics about members, and giving three answers quickly.

Dong Qiang pushed Sha Yi and said that if he wanted to clear away the suspicion, he should perform well this round.

At the beginning of the game, Wang Jiaer answered the question first, and the director asked: "When did you feel that Super Jump looks good?"

Wang Jiaer was stunned for a moment: "Well, yesterday, today, tomorrow!"

Hearing this answer, Yang Chaoyue smiled happily.

"Wow, isn't this every day?" Shen Teng teased.

Qi Long accused the director: "What do you mean, our program also wants to speculate on CP?"

The director's next question directly shattered the rumors: "When did you feel that super jump is ugly?"

"The day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow!"

"Hahahaha, you scumbag!"

Yang Chaoyue's smile disappeared instantly: "Am I getting more and more ugly?"

"Name Gao Dongqiang's three shortcomings!" The director immediately changed the question so that he could not preset the answer.

Wang Jiaer was indeed shocked, but he still responded quickly and listed: "Small eyes, ugly appearance, big temper!"

"Hahahahaha!" The group looked at Dong Qiang and laughed.

Gao Dongqiang picked up the pillow on the seat, turned around and slapped him, appearing to be very forceful, but in fact he was hitting it gently.

"Brother, the game is just for winning!" Wang Jiaer hurriedly explained while blocking the attack.

Qi Long fanned the flames: "He was stunned for a moment and then blurted out. This must be what he thought in his heart!"

"I, can I count myself as the loser?" Wang Jiaer raised his hands in surrender.

Gao Dongqiang gave him another look and replied: "No!"

According to the order, the next person to answer was Qin Xiaoxian, who was sitting next to Wang Jiaer. Qin Xiaoxian was waiting for the director's question with all his attention.

"Why does Gao Dongqiang travel so often?"

Qin Xiaoxian answered directly as if he had no idea: "Go see his wife, see his daughter, see his son!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

This time Dong Qiang didn't do anything and just laughed along with him.

"Qi Long said Dong Qiang had a daughter, but it turns out he also has a son!" Sha Yi shouted next to Dong Qiang.

The question continued, still about Dongqiang: "Qin Xiaoxian, please name three people who are closer to Gao Dongqiang!"

Qin Xiaoxian said without saying a word: "Guo Degang, Qi Long, Sun Jiuxian"

Gao Dongqiang nodded: "I agree, I agree with his master, uncle, and partner. I will be in the back."

The director continued: “In addition to these three, let’s talk about three more.”

Qin Xiaoxian looked at the arrangement of Sha Yi, Shen Teng, and Gao Dongqiang in front of him, and read directly: "Sha Yi, Shen Teng, Dog!"

When he realized something was wrong with Gao Dongqiang, he immediately said "dog!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

It exploded instantly, and the whole car burst into laughter. Only Gao Dongqiang took out the pillow behind his back again and hit his close nephew. The force he used was much greater than that of Wang Jiaer. Hit him hard!

"Brother, brother, no, uncle, it's for the game!"

"I might as well be a dog getting close to you!" (End of Chapter)

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